* Posts by Alex Schneider

13 posts • joined 1 Feb 2012

Playboy submits to Apple with nudity-free 'Pornography 2.0' app

Alex Schneider

I find that Canadians are the same way.

USAF declassifies ‘flying saucer’ design

Alex Schneider

Re: Coanda

Hey, at least they weren't trying to use the cloaca effect. Yuck.

Apple files 'Shake to Print' iOS patent application

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Apple Patent Disclosure Procedure

Select one item from column A, one item from column B...

Win8 tablets may cost MORE than iPads – AND LAPTOPS

Alex Schneider

Re: I smell fail

Precisely! Just look at the HP Touchpad.

US appeal dismissed in Dotcom case

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"...constrained in his or her ability..."

I know that fat cells make estrogen but come on, that's a little harsh.

Steve Jobs speaks from beyond grave: 'iPads are toys'

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Re: We look at the tablet and we think it's going to fail.

"...a rethink He delivered..."

Completely wrong.

He sat on his hands until the various component technologies had matured sufficiently, then gave the order to turn the crank and poop out the completely obvious product.

Why new iPad renders your pile of slab mags as garbage

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Consumer Reports are such haterz. What's it take to get a Magical rating these days, anyway?

Upscaling isn't exactly rocket science, is it? Especially for a simple case like x2.

Munich's mayor claims €4m savings from Linux switch

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Re: hmm

Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about. Some marketing suit from MS recently forecast double-digit organic growth company wide. So there.

HP poised to merge printer, PC divisions?

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Marketing Firm to Merge Two Marketing Divisions Into One

What does HP make again?

Microsoft CFO bullish in Windows convergence and comms plans

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"...all about cross-platform"

More like "all about crossed eyes" if he's talking about double digit growth.

Shrunken Intel process boosts SSD performance

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How fast will it be after it wakes up one morning thinking its capacity is 8MB?

Obama refuses to respond to MPAA bribery claim petition

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But our president is a politician from Illinois! Doesn't that mean anything anymore?

Saudi oil minister praises renewable energy

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7 kW/m^2 sounds way off. Typical rule of thumb is closer to 1.

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