* Posts by junglesnot

6 posts • joined 25 Jan 2017

Developer goes rogue, shoots four colleagues at ERP code maker


Re: A gun is involved in every single mass shooting.

"What is it if a gun isn't involved in a mass shooting?"

A photograph.

Jupiter has the craziest storms seen yet, say boffins


Fake news

Everyone knows that Jupiter is flat.

Apple to Europe: It's our job to design Ireland's tax system, not yours


"... shafted by the likes of Dell"

And yet you probably didn't mind when Dell moved its assembly line from Bracknell to Dublin, huh?

GCHQ cyber-chief slams security outfits peddling 'medieval witchcraft'


I think I might be developing dyslexia: every time I see the word "Usenix", I read it as "Unisex".

Quantum comms succeed over metro-scale fibre networks


Re: I'm confused

I think it's because of the uncertainty principle. Now I'm going to lie down in a darkened Heisenberg box for a while ...

Oh, the things Vim could teach Silicon Valley's code slingers


Re: Emacs would be great, if it had a decent text editor...

VI was a major release for guitarists.

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