* Posts by Hayden Clark

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New(ish) Labour plans Whitehall 2.0

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"Using social media"=

Government-sponsored astroturfing

BT and Phorm secretly tracked 18,000 customers in 2006

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The powerpoint slide contains lies

.. of course.

It suggests that the "opt out" for major search engines is "deeply embedded". However, anyone who has an anti-malware package on their PC (or otherwise knows how to delete cookies) can "opt out" by preventing the storage of the tracking cookies needed by the other ad-targeting engines to work.

Since the Phorm system is IP-address keyed, and occurs in the network, there is no way to opt out of tracking.

Mobile termination fees go to Competition Commission

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3g licence fees

It's a bit rich saying "you should pay termination fees to help pay for t3G licences"!!! Remember, the price was set *by the operators* as it was an auction. If there was no business case, then they shouldn't have bid.

So *I* have to pay for your companies' bosses incompetence and bravado? Why?

Roberts WM-201 Wi-Fi internet radio

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How does it compare to the Logik IR100?

By the looks of things, it's a nicer-made bit of kit. But the lousy Wifi range implies it has the same USB wifi adaptor mounted in the same stupid place - flat against the main PCB.

I wonder if the firmware is any better?

Sweet, sweet smell of comments in code?

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// Add 1 to x

Never seen this? Maybe you don't have code written by an ODC. They are told that "comments are good", and so they spew forth reams of nadadoc like this. Sigh.

Plus this gem:

unsigned int numVar;

#define INIT_VALUE -1

.

.

/* Proper casting to remove warning*/

numvar = (unsinged int)INIT_VALUE;

Well, the comment says it all, doesn't it?

ISPAs 2008: Music can save broadband

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Network costs

I am really, really tired of the moaning about upstream bandwidth costs by the ISP's. I quote from Tiscali's site:

" Monthly download allowance

Option 2: Unlimited downloads. This great value package offers you unlimited downloads every month. Download movies and music, play games online, watch video clips and listen to the radio. Fair usage policy applies."

The fair usage policy talks mainly about P2P.

But, if you listen to the radio, watch video clips, download movies and music - you will get capped, as you will be a "heavy user".

In other words, the ISP's have not budgeted or paid for enough bandwidth to deliver the services advertised.

Sigh.

BBC calls DRM cops on iPlayer download party

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It's your fault the BBC is crap

Yes, really.

You voted in the BBC-hating philistines who *forced* them to outsource programme making. Before this, the BBC did indeed spend a large slice of your licence fee on actually making programmes. Now they are *not allowed to*.

Security firms split over Phorm classification

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AVG need to grow a pair

Of course the Phorm cookie contains no browse history! That's not what tracking cookies do!

DoubleClick's cookie "contains no browse history", it's used by DoubleClick to identify which ads you view, and thus which sites you have visited - the URL of each advert is customised to include the referring page's URL or partner code. In other words, the data collected via the cookie is EXACTLY THE SAME, only the collection mechanism is different. DoubleClick use ads on partner sites, Phorm use transparent proxy log data.

I guess AVG fear the lawyers. Pity, it's the best value AV tool around at the mo. I have about 4-5 installations - but maybe not for much longer.

Gates calls on Feds to plug tech investment gap

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Bill is a businessman

n0,000 low salaries for H1-B workers + $nM lobbying fees is still cheaper than n0,000 American salaries.

Sad really.

A third of online shops undermine consumer rights

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Restocking fees

are explictly forbidden in http://www.oft.gov.uk/shared_oft/business_leaflets/general/oft698.pdf section 3.55

And the goods do not have to be "unopened". Section 3.59

Unpatched RealPlayer bug paves way for drive-by downloads

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Download RP from the BBC

.. the you don't get the ads.

Work and pensions IT projects £315m over budget

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And they can't spare 2.5M for a historic, unique, invaluable Radio Astronomy network

Pah.

1&1 says sorry to one in ten

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Ok, smart people!

We get the idea that 1&1 are a bit useless.

Please spill the beans as to a hosting company that does web, email, database, and lets you host multiple domains on one account?

Google mistakes search for teleportation

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It's a hack

it doesn't even work for amazon.co.uk.

I suspect a dose of:

if $searchterm in (amazon,nasa,...) then $teleportSearchMode = true;

Phorm launches data pimping fight back

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Government spying by proxy

Sorry to be so tinfoil-hat mode, but that's where we are with this. It doesn't matter how Phorm claim to anonymise the data, or where they store it, or what T&C and privacy policy they have, some Government organisation (US or UK) or large corporation will simply subpoena them for their logs.

First - "tell us which IP addresses accessed this paedophilia site"

Then - "tell us which IP addresses accessed this terror site"

And then finally, the real point of this..."tell us which IP addresses accessed mininova,com/thepiratebay.com"

I bet the RIAA can't wait!

IE8 to follow web standards by default

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"IE7mode?" AAAAgh!

We all know what will happen here.The purveyors of rubbish content management ,site builder and corporate web app tools, that have only ever worked properly with IE6/7, will still not implement the patches to comply with W3C. They will just patch the page generator to add the "IE7-mode=on" tag to the header. Job done.

Only if IE8 rendered W3C only would all this rubbish get fixed. As it is, you're still forced to use IE on far to many (e-commerce) sites, as otherwise they either fail, or chuck your money away.

Data pimping: surveillance expert raises illegal wiretap worries

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You people have such touching faith in the mass of users out there.

Most people on BT broadband will see the email, go "huh?" and forget it. Really. There will be no mass migration, no outrage, no shareholder revolt. Why would most people bother, even if they had any clue what was going on (which they won't because the comforting words from their ISP won't tell them).

Nine Inch Nails cracks net distribution (maybe)

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It's all about price

If the price is low enough, then the hassle factor (and possible getting-cut-off) of piracy becomes the bigger issue. $5? £2.60? There's a *lot* of music buyers who'd spring for that as an impulse purchase.

How Phorm plans to tap your internet connection

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And I wonder what happens if your browser doesn't support cookies?

So, will wget no longer work? If the client ignores cookie set requests, it sounds to me like the system loops at stage 1, where it eats the request and feeds you a cookie.

And what about web services?

Pillocks.

As bad as Verisign's DNS failure hijack.

Software company says it can still resell Microsoft licences

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Balance sheet

If you are unable to realise the value of an asset - it ceases to be an asset. In other words, as soon as you buy MS software, the book value is £0. Therefore all expenditure on Microsoft licences will need to be from the P&L (revenue) books, not the balance sheet (capital). Having a new version of Office, rolled out across the company, all realised off this quarter's bottom line should concentrate a few minds.

IANAA.

ISPs demand record biz pays up if cut-off P2P users sue

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Ah, such touching faith in the legal system

All you guys wondering how they will prove it. The ISP won't have to.

1) T&Cs are changed so that disconnection for "suspicious" activity is OK, and no appeal

2) The traffic sniffer need only check for unidentified protocols and data, on long-running connections

3) The only customers hurt are the high-users anyway, so no loss.

The ISP will *need* to do this, otherwise they will get prosecuted under the new laws for aiding and abetting.

Betamax 2.0: the future of mashups?

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Where's the money?

This is always the problem with this kind of "rad, kewl" technology. Usually you can't charge for the mashup code itself, and it's only useful because it works by leeching informations from other sites - quite possibly in contravention to their usage licences.

Mashups are a great demo. But not products.

Baylis Eco EP-MX71 hand-cranked media player

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There's only one "green" Baylis product

- the original FreePlay radio. That was a huge box, containing the biggest clock-spring you ever saw and a weeny motor as a dynamo. Rather cleverly, it actually shorted-out the motor to regulate the speed, so if you turn down the volume, the rate of unwinding slowed down.

It was made of plastic, the usual electronic circuit materials (fibreglass, copper, solder, small quantities of the usual nasties) plus a fist-sized chunk of spring steel. No cadmium or mercury. And mostly receyclable.

Automated crack for Windows Live captcha goes wild

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Disposable addresses don't always work

This relies on all your friends, relations and whatnot also being good at security. If *they've* got a Trojan, their address book gets hoovered up and sent to The Bad Guys. Result - "enhance your manhood" adverts to your family mail account.

Turning a Nokia phone into a hotspot

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WMWifiRouter has vanished

The author has removed all the files from his web site, with little explanation. I guess, since it allows you to bypass some operator controls on your handset in the US, he's been SLAPP'ed.

UK.gov on Galileo: We can't stop it, just sign the cheque

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The subsidies aren't redirected from the farmers...

... they were never going to get them. These were *unspent* subsidies, that would otherwise be returned to contributing countries. In other words, your pocket.

So you will pay for it out of future tax rises.

Apple on the lookout for one million unlocked iPhones

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You actually buy a brick...

.. plus a *license* to use the software on it. Once that principle is established, the licensor is free to make up whatever conditions they like.

Yeah, I know.

Experience overcomes Microsoft's broken promises

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Just a minute...

.. you're telling me, that in order to incorporate proper location handling in my data base I must

1) Buy a new server to run

2) A new OS

3) To run MSSQL2008?

Would it not be cheaper to just buy a good geo-calculation engine and use stored procedures to access it?

Scottish Government to block wind farm plan

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We've got to get serious about wind power

... or we might just as well give in to the corporate greed and mad hot waste of Nuclear.

This means that some of the wildest, most beautiful parts of the UK are going to have to have dirty great wind farms on them. If the environmental lobby objects, then that proves that its not really trying to save the planet, just the view.

Major HTML update unveiled

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It's not proper XML.

Look at the <dialog> tag - a stupidness in itself.

<dialog> <dt>name1 <dd> text1 <dt>name2 <dd> text2 </dialog>

Note the lack of trailing </dt> or </dd> elements (like </td> for table cells)

This is real standards-munter badness.

Tiscali hits 'undo' after bandwidth throttling chokes iTunes

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@AC

We don't want free internet. We want the service we thought we were getting when we signed up - you know, the "unlimited" thing.

Tiscali can sell whatever product they like, and traffic shape, port block, throttle, or DPI as they choose. What they CAN'T do, and what they are currently doing, is to sell a package that looks like 8Mbit/sec, no cap, and actually is something else entirely. That is what all the screaming and whining is about.

US HD DVD sales hit new low

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Paris Hilton

We know the real, real reason...

... that Blu-ray has won.

It has a much cooler name! That's all you need.

Duh!

(because that's what Paris would think)

Hasbro fires off legal letters over Scrabulous

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Take a look at the library "Scrabble" image on the BBC...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7191264.stm

eBay in sensational Back to the Future coupon deal

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It just, you know..

... wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey .... stuff.

Bjork lays into NZ snapper

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Not surprised at the Bangkok incident...

... you step off a plane after too many hours, there's plonkers waving mobile phones in your face. You're tired, and the kids are probably whiney. Then some **** journalist tries to interview you. Snap!

What The Reg didn't mention was that one of her "people" asked the guy not to take photographs, and he did anyway. So, tough on him.

AT&T to crush copyrighted network packets

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Why to the tech companies kowtow to the diddy media companies?

'cos the media companies had the bright idea of "investing" in politicians, that's why!

Revealed: USB 3.0 jacks and sockets

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Ooo-but check the shielding!

See the braid visible round the shell? I guess that's needed to maintain the shielding for the high-speed data. Horrible to assemble, and we know that the cheapo leads won't do this, and thus be dodgy.

UK nuke-power plans leak early

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Safe? What about ILW?

Intermediate Level Waste. There's tonnes of it. And there's going to be tonnes more. It's too hot to just leave lying about, and it remains hot for too long to just store. But there's too much to encase in glass pucks and bury under the Lake District. And guess what? There is NO PLAN, NO SOLUTION to the disposal of it. Still.

US switches off the incandescent lightbulb

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If you need a bright CFL...

... try India. There I bought a 95W CFL (only not very "C", it's about a foot long!) that was equivalent to about 450W!

Unfortunately, the electronic ballast was a bit crap, and a quick off-on cycle killed it :-(.

Also, it seems the UK is restricted to 'orrible fake-incandescent yellow lights. Elsewhere, CFLs are by default bright-white (6500K) which is handy for photography and whatnot.

The art of software murder

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Everybody this xmas will have Word 2007

It comes as a pre-install on all new PCs.

But its a 3-month evaluation. So the owner will be forced to cough up for it as little Johnny has done all his homework assignments in it.

Seen it.

Sigh.

Google spanks memory, disk and networking vendors

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DRAM and drives

DRAM can be refreshed at a lower rate. It depends on the leakiness of the memory cells. Old low-density device could last for several seconds , so there is scope for ultra-low refresh powers

The energy required to spin the platters in a hard drive is due to the friction on the spindle. There are various technologies for improving the spindle bearings, but there's the air drag on the platters themselves. Heads already have careful aerodynamics to make them fly close enough to the platters at the high surface speeds of 7200rpm drives, so there's no need to have air at full atmospheric pressure in there. If the drive casing was airtight, reducing the platter chamber pressure would cut this drag.

Man uses networked 'crazy' toaster to hack PC

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The toaster is just an example...

.. what we might worry about is the various LAN-connected toys you can get. Networked media players, Home NAS boxes, that new Western Digital thingie that lets you share content over t' internet - they're all fairly sophisticated IP hosts that could potentially launch an attack against PCs on your LAN.

You're trusting that the authors of the firmware were just trying to make the product work......

Rock managers propose tout tax

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Promoters: Do like the low-cost airlines do

.. and implement variable pricing. That way, the seller gets to choose the balance of revenue and full-ness as sales progress. The price might drop for thinly-attended events, and rise as the event fills. Or even the price depends on the rate-of-sale. I'm sure RyanAir will sell you the algorithm.

No law needed, just a rather spiffier e-commerce solution at the promoter's web site.

Verizon agrees to personality transplant

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Verizon personal kingdom

The VZW network complies to no standard but their own. Any device you want to use would have to be specifically engineered to the VZW specs. Oh, and don't even consider going to the VZW labs with simulators or prototypes - only full production hardware allowed. So, not only is the actual qualification process longwinded and expensive, but you spend a load of money before you even get there.

Of course, the numpties that regulate the airwaves in the US won't get this...

Scottish? You're drinking too much

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Shaap! Down Shapp!

... got it already....

TV giants lock horns with Microsoft and Google over white space wireless play

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And once it's deployed, there will be no hope

Ok, simple explanation why this idea is broken:

1) To pick up the faint TV signals, you need a big funny-shaped aerial on the roof. As has been amply demonstrated, a diddy desktop stick aerial doesn't cut it. Guess what these new devices will have.

2) While the TV aerial is mainly sensitive in the direction its pointing, it's not totally deaf to signals from, say, inside the house.

So, the new device will have a quick listen, decide there's noting to write home about in the space it's about to use, and start squeaking away. Your TV, with it's sooper-sensitive tuner and big aerial, will be swamped by this signal (so-called "de-sensing") and so you lose the picture, or get loads of snow and breakup.

And guess what? You won't be able to sue, 'cos the device will be FCC-certified.

Gartner: no relief for data center costs

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Conservation of energy

"But like pcs they use a lot of energy and give off much of this in heat...."

No. ALL of the energy they use turns into heat. Where would it go otherwise?

Do servers get slightly heavier as they store data? :-)

Jan Baan slices through the 'bullsh*t'

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Cordys?

Surely, "BaanDonge" would be a much more.... memorable... name.

:-)

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What's 77.1 x 850? Don't ask Excel 2007

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Pentium bug

An ex-colleague from way back told me that his wife noticed this bug all the time,doing 3-D rendering. As you rotated the object in view, the occasional vertex would leap off to infinity. Ew.

Jack Thompson sets about Halo 3

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Kiddies' toys

Interesting the howls of anger when anybody dares to suggest that playing their favourite blood/gore/hit'n'run/shoot-em-all game might not be a good idea for young children with impressionable minds.

We don't let 10-year-olds watch Reservoir Dogs do we? Or Lock, Stock? Saw? So why are games so different, especially with the excellent 3-D graphics we have now?

Yes, irresponsible parents will leave kids in front of innapropriate games as much as they might do for films - but at least we suggest this is unwise with films, by having a legally-enforced rating system.

Fact is, you guys are just scared that we find out that mindless violence in games is as bad as mindless violence in films, and so you'll have to deal with inconvenient, nanny-state regulation like we have for film.

Grow up, and stop acting like a spotty teenager.

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