If the water based lava was under the surface...
Shouldn't it be called water based magma?
2485 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012
Shouldn't it be called water based magma?
I thought he was political satire, like Stephen Colbert.
At yeast you used your loaf and put some thought into it.
The Internet is not something that you just dump a load of stuff on. It's not a mountain. You see, the internet is like a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled. And if they are filled, then emptying them would create a lake.
The problem with that is the children in that material are real people just like you and me, and they might not want their documented abuse available for perverts to use.
Would you want naked pictures of yourself available to perverts on a register?
It doesn't really matter if he says he was unaware or not.
He is the CEO, and ultimately the buck stops with him.
Do they not know or just not care? Either way it's only a matter of time before some radiology machine gets hacked and someone gets a lethal dose of radiation.
It's not like they can plead poverty either. A decent IT staff costs a lot less than one doctor.
The company I was working for at the time had a large number of old windows XP machines that I was maintaining and one user had an issue where her machine would keep switching itself off.
After looking at the machine and reproducing the problem but finding nothing wrong with the software, I decided to pop the case off.
Spiders started running out from everywhere and the machine was thick with webs inside. By some miracle of engineering the fan was still turning but only just. Anyway, after half an hour with a toothbrush and a vacuum cleaner I finally got the damn thing stable again and handed the working machine back to the user.
Naturally, she wanted to know what was wrong with it and how I'd fixed it. So I told her that the machine was stuffed with webs and spiders. "Oh... is that an internet thing" She asked.
"No." I replied. "You literally had a PC filled with spiders."
We know that you can hear us ...
Until I saw that it was £6,500...
And the pinball bit didn't actually work.
This will revolutionise the gaming industry!
I'll get my coat.
Apparently the telescope consists of cylindrical reflectors roughly the size and shape of snowboarding half-pipes.
Have they applied for a grant?
What we need is a programming language based on txtspeak...
Hang on... That's CJam isn't it?
Have you tried doing any kind of non-trivial development work on a tablet? I wouldn't wish that experience on anybody!
How does it work?
I can see the line getting quite blurry if you can make the distinction in software.
I'm going to borrow that one.
But what kind of atmosphere would you get from nuking the poles? I'm guessing it would be mostly wet and full of carbon dioxide.
I'm thinking that comets rich in nitrogen ice aimed at the poles would give slightly better results.
You owe me one new keyboard. (And a coffee)
And how much actually made it back?
Doughnut sales in Olot have gone through the roof.
Why not both?
How is that going to help? I thought Microsoft were giving it away for free?
Would you like the complete list or just my top 100?
Narwhals with nukes?
I'm working on it, but they keep wriggling when I try to implant the chips into their skull.
I've heard from a friend that you can get feminized seeds now. No need to weed out the males with them.
I'm willing to bet all his parcels arrive on time as well.
So.... every episode of Dr Who featuring Daleks then?
Thankfully it looks far to small to pose any real kind of threat to a Japanese girl's school.
But just like the Betamax vs VHS war, the less technologically advanced solution won.
"We strongly refute any suggestion that safety concerns were ignored or dismissed without careful consideration."
After reading that I was left with the impression that after careful consideration, the safety concerns were ignored and dismissed. Is that what they intended to say?
This one . is just very very far away.
Because that doesn't sound creepy at all.
If I were Kim I'd be very wary about endorsing something like that.
Then again, she's probably never even heard of Thalidomide.
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88 sodding text messages that need deleting.
If the cyclic model of the universe is correct, it would make a great big bang party too.
Don't be silly! People wouldn't just go on the internet and tell lies.
He should have hidden himself behind 7 proxies.
Try telling that to the family of Michael Lush.
That is not good news!
Remember, these are the same people that brought you the marquee and the blink tag.
I need to know for a friend...
My first 20Mb Winchester Drive for my 8086 came on its own full length ISA card.
(Yes... I'm that old.)
Why not just throw them into a pond to see if they float?
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