* Posts by Crisp

2497 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012

Top money men face up to 2 YEARS in slammer for neglecting to spot crim-cash activity

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HSBC only got a slap on the wrist last time.

And they were actually laundering money for drug dealers and terrorists. I doubt that these "money service businesses" are going to be treated any differently.

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Who needs hackers? 'Password1' opens a third of all biz doors

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Password fields need to be bigger.

I have to truncate most of my favourite pass phrases in order to use them as passwords.

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Murder accused DIDN'T ask Siri 'how to hide my roommate'

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Re: Siri ...

lmgtfy

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Google hops into bed with Brit red-top: Cooks up 'draw an app' coding compo for kids

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"Last year 15 times as many boys took the [Computing] A level as girls."

That's probably because more boys did the course than girls.

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No more turning over a USB thing, then turning it over again to plug it in: Reversible socket ready for lift off

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Re: Size Part 2...

I've always been surprised that the port labels back there aren't written in Braille.

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Google's 'right to be forgotten': One rule for celebs, another for plebs

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Are those search results just removed for europeans?

In other words, can I still Google for a picture of Barbra Streisand's house from somewhere outside the EU?

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Bath boffins put BUGS on chips – on purpose

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I wonder if they could use other bacteria to detect other stuff?

Like hazardous chemicals or gold.

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Anonymous wifi the latest casualty of Russia net neurosis

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Re: if the US can be far behind then?

The US are way in front with episodes like the McCarthy era. Except that now they actually have the technology to do it properly.

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TracBeam sues Apple over location

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A US patent doesn't seem to be worth the paper it's printed on anymore

See title.

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UK.gov eyes up virtual currencies, fingers red tape dispenser

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They can regulate it

As soon as a politician can describe to me in detail, what it is that they are regulating.

I wont hold my breath.

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True fact: Hubble telescope spots ZOMBIES in SPACE

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Re: It'll still give...

Yeah, but imagine the peace and quiet!

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Google on Gmail child abuse trawl: We're NOT looking for other crimes

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Re: MD5 seems rather a bad choice

Especially due to the high number of hash collisions that would result from using that to identify pictures.

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Apple wins patent on charging iThings THROUGH THIN AIR

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Isn't this just existing technology

But in an Apple product?

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BANGKOK-BLOCKED: Thailand's dictators 'ban dictator sim Tropico 5'

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That should stop the problem once and for all.

Has Thailand finally solved the problem of people downloading books and games from the Pirate Bay? Because if not, I can see a bit of a loophole...

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Evidence during FOI disputes can be provided in SECRET

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Re: If the public knew the truth about Company X...

Except now people are going to think, "Company X is having a secret tribunal, they must be up to no good."

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Robot snaps on yellow RUBBER GLOVES, preps to invade Canada

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Brain the size of a planet...

And they ask me to hitch hike across Canada...

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Ad biz now has one less excuse to sponsor freetards and filth

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I see the CLOP are throwing their weight around again.

Where exactly is their jurisdiction?

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It's official: You can now legally carrier-unlock your mobile in the US

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UCCWCA - Poor choice of acronym

What's that supposed to spell huh?

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Keep your iPhone calls private, whispers Signal

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Is there anything like this for android?

See title

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Google Maps community competition falls foul of Indian regulations

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If India has nothing to hide

They have nothing to fear.

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Bitcoin on ATM? Pfft! We play DOOM on ours

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Re: much of an achievement?

I tell you what, you guys go back to work and I'll sit here playing Doom all afternoon.

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Secure microkernel that uses maths to be 'bug free' goes open source

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Still vulnerable to hacking

But only via the high speed lead projectile vector.

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Google to feed machines with evidence of human physical weaknesses – and that's a good thing

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Molecular biologist Andrew Conrad?

I thought that name sounded familiar. But only because of that guy from Stargate; Adrian Conrad who ended up with a snake inside his head.

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ONE EMAIL costs mining company $300 MEEELION

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Some media outlets didn't even bother calling him to check the facts

Are there really media outlets out there that indulge in such nefarious practices?

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Beancounters tell NASA it's too poor to fly planned mega-rocket

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Re: This thing is never going to fly.

It works in Kerbal Space Program.

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Who should do security clearance checks? Did you say 'chat-bot'? This military slinger hopes so

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Re: HR Droids are almost as devoid of smarts as well.

Well, if droids could think, there'd be none of us here, would there?

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Help yourself to anyone's photos FOR FREE, suggests UK.gov

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I'd like to begin by quoting

The entire series of images that make up Star Wars.

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Major problems beset UK ISP filth filters: But it's OK, nobody uses them

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Serious question: What's the difference between nudity and pornography?

Those categories are worthless without definitions.

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Lawyer reviewing terror laws and special powers: Definition of 'terrorism' is too broad

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"intimidate or coerce or to compel"

That describes almost every Daily Mail article ever written.

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HIDDEN packet sniffer spy tech in MILLIONS of iPhones, iPads – expert

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You don’t just type 'Joshua' for full access.

Hmmm, A password with 50 trillion combinations....

I'll try Geoff.

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You! Pirate! Stop pirating, or we shall admonish you politely. Repeatedly, if necessary

Crisp

There's a legit place where I can download stuff?

Will it let me download stuff that I already own on a different format?

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Boffins fill a dome with 480 cameras for 3D motion capture

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Paris Hilton

maximum a posteriori....

f'nar!

Paris, because she's got a maximum a posteriori.

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Cave pits, ideal for human bases, FOUND ON MOON

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Re: Probably not that big a probe needed

I was thinking something the size of a tennis ball with as many sensors as you can cram into it and still leave room for a compressed air propulsion system.

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Chrome browser has been DRAINING PC batteries for YEARS

Crisp

Now we know how the Google bug ticketing system works.

1) Find bug

2) Post bug in an article to Forbes

3) Google fixes the bug.

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Cops nab suspect using CREEPY facial recog system

Crisp

Re: Latex Masks

Google Handsome Guy Human Mask.

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iSense something, a presence not felt since... Apple sketches fanboi-finding infrared sensors

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Re: re. the stupidity of the USPTO

You are Dogbert, and I hereby claim my five pounds.

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British cops cuff 660 suspected paedophiles

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Re: unlikely

But not unheard of. Wasn't there a morning TV presenter that got done by the police for that?

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German NSA probe chief mulls spy-busting typewriters

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Re: Longevity, so far up to thousands of years.

Try hundreds. It you want it to last thousands of years, carve it in stone.

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Don't put that duffel bag full of cash in the hotel room safe

Crisp

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Safe cracking has come a long way since the 60's.

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Google: Glass goggles are a 'fairly lousy surveillance device'

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What does Andrew Paterson think Glass does?

Am I going to start having to worry about the Data Protection Act when I'm using my Android phone too?

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Unexpected Termination Error at Year of Code: Chief dumps venture for other UK.gov riches

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What is Lottie Dexter qualified to advise people on?

Except how to avoid getting a proper job.

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'World’s dumbest' suspect collared in Facebook sting

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Re: Do you seriously log into your home computer

Yes. Because there's stuff on there that I don't want my children to see.

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Star Wars museum to land in Chicago

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How's security at this museum?

The last thing we need is crooks breaking in and stealing lightsabers.

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Shine on you crazy diamond: Distant dwarf may hide space jewel

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Boffin

Re: WTF "5000 times cooler" is supposed to mean

They should have said it was 5 KiloFonzies cooler.

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TIME TRAVEL TEST finds black holes needed to make photons flit

Crisp

When do you create a Closed Timelike Curve?

See title for answer.

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Firefighters deliver trapped student from GIANT GERMAN LADYPARTS

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Coat

It's a trap!

/Admiral Ackbar

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Facebook goes TITSUP across WORLD! Who will look at your cousin's baby NOW?

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I've been outside and seen the sun today for the first time in years

Facebook's failure has opened up a brave new world for me.

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Measure for measure: We visit the most applied-physicist-rich building in the UK

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It looks like an Aperture Science Testing Centre.

See title.

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Come off it, Moon, Earth. We KNOW you're 60 million years OLDER than we thought

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I'll have Brid-Aine Parnell know that our satellite is larger than most.

You don't see many planets with satellites that have a mass ratio like the Earth and Moon do!

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Psst. We've got 400Gb/s Ethernet working - but don't tell anyone

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400Gb/s?

So much porn!

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