* Posts by Crisp

2484 posts • joined 16 Jan 2012

BANGKOK-BLOCKED: Thailand's dictators 'ban dictator sim Tropico 5'

Crisp

That should stop the problem once and for all.

Has Thailand finally solved the problem of people downloading books and games from the Pirate Bay? Because if not, I can see a bit of a loophole...

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Evidence during FOI disputes can be provided in SECRET

Crisp

Re: If the public knew the truth about Company X...

Except now people are going to think, "Company X is having a secret tribunal, they must be up to no good."

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Robot snaps on yellow RUBBER GLOVES, preps to invade Canada

Crisp

Brain the size of a planet...

And they ask me to hitch hike across Canada...

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Ad biz now has one less excuse to sponsor freetards and filth

Crisp

I see the CLOP are throwing their weight around again.

Where exactly is their jurisdiction?

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It's official: You can now legally carrier-unlock your mobile in the US

Crisp

UCCWCA - Poor choice of acronym

What's that supposed to spell huh?

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Keep your iPhone calls private, whispers Signal

Crisp

Is there anything like this for android?

See title

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Google Maps community competition falls foul of Indian regulations

Crisp

If India has nothing to hide

They have nothing to fear.

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Bitcoin on ATM? Pfft! We play DOOM on ours

Crisp

Re: much of an achievement?

I tell you what, you guys go back to work and I'll sit here playing Doom all afternoon.

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Secure microkernel that uses maths to be 'bug free' goes open source

Crisp

Still vulnerable to hacking

But only via the high speed lead projectile vector.

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Google to feed machines with evidence of human physical weaknesses – and that's a good thing

Crisp

Molecular biologist Andrew Conrad?

I thought that name sounded familiar. But only because of that guy from Stargate; Adrian Conrad who ended up with a snake inside his head.

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ONE EMAIL costs mining company $300 MEEELION

Crisp

Some media outlets didn't even bother calling him to check the facts

Are there really media outlets out there that indulge in such nefarious practices?

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Beancounters tell NASA it's too poor to fly planned mega-rocket

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Coat

Re: This thing is never going to fly.

It works in Kerbal Space Program.

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Who should do security clearance checks? Did you say 'chat-bot'? This military slinger hopes so

Crisp

Re: HR Droids are almost as devoid of smarts as well.

Well, if droids could think, there'd be none of us here, would there?

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Help yourself to anyone's photos FOR FREE, suggests UK.gov

Crisp

I'd like to begin by quoting

The entire series of images that make up Star Wars.

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Major problems beset UK ISP filth filters: But it's OK, nobody uses them

Crisp

Serious question: What's the difference between nudity and pornography?

Those categories are worthless without definitions.

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Lawyer reviewing terror laws and special powers: Definition of 'terrorism' is too broad

Crisp

"intimidate or coerce or to compel"

That describes almost every Daily Mail article ever written.

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HIDDEN packet sniffer spy tech in MILLIONS of iPhones, iPads – expert

Crisp

You don’t just type 'Joshua' for full access.

Hmmm, A password with 50 trillion combinations....

I'll try Geoff.

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You! Pirate! Stop pirating, or we shall admonish you politely. Repeatedly, if necessary

Crisp

There's a legit place where I can download stuff?

Will it let me download stuff that I already own on a different format?

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Boffins fill a dome with 480 cameras for 3D motion capture

Crisp
Paris Hilton

maximum a posteriori....

f'nar!

Paris, because she's got a maximum a posteriori.

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Cave pits, ideal for human bases, FOUND ON MOON

Crisp

Re: Probably not that big a probe needed

I was thinking something the size of a tennis ball with as many sensors as you can cram into it and still leave room for a compressed air propulsion system.

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Chrome browser has been DRAINING PC batteries for YEARS

Crisp

Now we know how the Google bug ticketing system works.

1) Find bug

2) Post bug in an article to Forbes

3) Google fixes the bug.

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Cops nab suspect using CREEPY facial recog system

Crisp

Re: Latex Masks

Google Handsome Guy Human Mask.

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iSense something, a presence not felt since... Apple sketches fanboi-finding infrared sensors

Crisp

Re: re. the stupidity of the USPTO

You are Dogbert, and I hereby claim my five pounds.

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British cops cuff 660 suspected paedophiles

Crisp

Re: unlikely

But not unheard of. Wasn't there a morning TV presenter that got done by the police for that?

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German NSA probe chief mulls spy-busting typewriters

Crisp

Re: Longevity, so far up to thousands of years.

Try hundreds. It you want it to last thousands of years, carve it in stone.

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Don't put that duffel bag full of cash in the hotel room safe

Crisp

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

Safe cracking has come a long way since the 60's.

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Google: Glass goggles are a 'fairly lousy surveillance device'

Crisp

What does Andrew Paterson think Glass does?

Am I going to start having to worry about the Data Protection Act when I'm using my Android phone too?

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Unexpected Termination Error at Year of Code: Chief dumps venture for other UK.gov riches

Crisp

What is Lottie Dexter qualified to advise people on?

Except how to avoid getting a proper job.

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'World’s dumbest' suspect collared in Facebook sting

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Re: Do you seriously log into your home computer

Yes. Because there's stuff on there that I don't want my children to see.

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Star Wars museum to land in Chicago

Crisp

How's security at this museum?

The last thing we need is crooks breaking in and stealing lightsabers.

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Shine on you crazy diamond: Distant dwarf may hide space jewel

Crisp
Boffin

Re: WTF "5000 times cooler" is supposed to mean

They should have said it was 5 KiloFonzies cooler.

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TIME TRAVEL TEST finds black holes needed to make photons flit

Crisp

When do you create a Closed Timelike Curve?

See title for answer.

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Firefighters deliver trapped student from GIANT GERMAN LADYPARTS

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Coat

It's a trap!

/Admiral Ackbar

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Facebook goes TITSUP across WORLD! Who will look at your cousin's baby NOW?

Crisp

I've been outside and seen the sun today for the first time in years

Facebook's failure has opened up a brave new world for me.

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Measure for measure: We visit the most applied-physicist-rich building in the UK

Crisp

It looks like an Aperture Science Testing Centre.

See title.

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Come off it, Moon, Earth. We KNOW you're 60 million years OLDER than we thought

Crisp

I'll have Brid-Aine Parnell know that our satellite is larger than most.

You don't see many planets with satellites that have a mass ratio like the Earth and Moon do!

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Psst. We've got 400Gb/s Ethernet working - but don't tell anyone

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Coat

400Gb/s?

So much porn!

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Women are too expensive to draw and code – Ubisoft

Crisp

And here I was thinking that complex physics was the problem

After all, how much GPU power do you spend on making sure that breasts bounce just right?

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SLOW DOWN: Insecure-by-design software on road

Crisp
Coat

Why am I only finding out about this NOW!?!

Mine's the coat with a copy of nmap in the pocket.

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Urine a goldmine for fuel-cell materials: boffins

Crisp

Unexpected Golden Shower

How much money are they going to make out of this?

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UK govt 'tearing up road laws' for Google's self-driving cars: THE TRUTH

Crisp

Re: How do you determine if a computer program was driving dangerously?

Check the Event Log.

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Crisp

@Tom 13

We've got Ms Tiamat holding on lines 2, 3, 5, 8 and 11. And boy is she pissed.

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Massive news in the micro-world: a hexaquark particle

Crisp

@dan1980

As far as I understand it (which isn't that far), it's a tiny ball of wibbly-wobbly quarky-gluony ... stuff.

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Crisp

" three quarks bound to make up protons (which last forever)"

Probably... depending on which flavour of string theory you prefer.

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Stephen Fry MADNESS: 'New domain names GENERATE NEW IP NUMBERS'

Crisp
Paris Hilton

We're all running out of IPv4 address space

And Stephen Fry is just sitting there pontificating.

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Russian Interior Ministry cuffs iPhone ransomware suspects

Crisp

"literature on hacking computer systems"

Is this illegal in Russia?

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I am NOT a PC repair man. I will NOT get your iPad working

Crisp

Re: Porn

I've seen things... things that would turn you white.

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Google to let Chromebookers take video content OFFLINE

Crisp

Wow! Play allows you to watch content you've paid for?

What a novel concept!

Let's hope it catches on.

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Strategy Boutique ultimate 'tech'-gasm: 3D printer drone GoPro vid stream QR code

Crisp

I for one wont be satisfied until there's an OCTO-copter version of this thing.

How am I supposed to deliver printed death from above with only four copters?

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Vodafone: SPOOKS are plugged DIRECTLY into our network

Crisp

Why aren't Vodafone running end to end encryption to prevent this kind of thing?

We could have private communications. We just don't.

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