* Posts by Al Black

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Microsoft's Surface Pro 2017, unhinged: Luxury fondleslab that's good...

Al Black

Re: and a proper laptop....

My ASUS laptop has a touch screen, but I hardly ever use it except for blowing up photographs. Mouse and keyboard for almost everything.

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Apple exits music player biz by killing iPod Nano, iPod Shuffle

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Exit from Music Market?

Apple hasn't exited from the Music Market: every iPhone is also an iPod, so Apple devices will continue to download and play music for decades to come.

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Microsoft hits new low: Threatens to axe classic Paint from Windows 10

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You Guys have heard of the Snipping tool, right?

I think the MS Snipping tool arrived with Vista; it's in 7, 8.1 and 10, anyway.

Run - Snipping Tool

New

Select

Paste

Done.

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No one still thinks iOS is invulnerable to malware, right? Well, knock it off

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iOS, not IoS

Initially I read this as IoS: the Internet of Shit being delivered instead of the Internet of Things: soon Kazakhstanian hackers will be able to turn your fridge off while you are at work. Connected is Vullnerable.

Anyway, why would anyone bother attacking Apple PC's? There aren't enough of them to make it worthwhile.

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Apple gives world ... umm ... not much new actually

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Unhappy

Re: Sign of a mature market?

So Steve Jobs is really dead, then?

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TRUMP SCANDAL! No, not that one. Or that one. Or that one. Or that one.

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Meh

Re: Ha Ha

It wasn't Russians who hacked the DNC's emails: Seth Rich gave Kim Dotcom the DNC emails, so he could forward them to Wikileaks, then he died in mysterious circumstances, just as the Russian Hackers conspiracy was rolled out by the DNC to undermine Trump’s Presidency.

Proof that Trump was not a russian Puppet was delivered fairly convincingly when he used Cruise missiles against a Syrian Airfield also used by the Russians. He did give Russia warning so they could avoid losing their planes and pilots, but that was to avoid starting WWIII.

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nbn™ to offer 100Mbps fixed wireless service

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FTTN

This is FTTN, with wireless to the user.

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Pence v Clinton: Both used private email for work, one hacked, one accused of hypocrisy

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Apples and Oranges

This is a media beat-up about nothing.

The issues around a Governor using an AOL account for his personal emails are quite different from a Secretary of State setting up a private email server and using it to distribute Federal top secret documents.

The latter is an intentional breach of federal law while the former is no breach of Indiana Law.

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China announces it wants more immigrants, better diplomats and science-led industry

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Unlike, oh, where exactly?

While making these claims, China runs concentration camps where dissidents are harvested of organs for the Party hierarchy, and any member of the media who dares criticise the Party line is liable to wind up in concentration camps being DNA -tested for matching those Party members.

They are dredging ecologically sensitive reefs in order to build military bases on reefs that properly belong to the Philippines according to the International Court in the Hague. Where is the outrage such actions should provoke from the Greens?

Compared to this moral abyss, the USA has plenty of moral high ground compared to China.

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Protest against Trump's US travel ban leaves ‪PasswordsCon‬ in limbo

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atheists, LGBT folk, etc

Read https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/27/us/politics/refugee-muslim-executive-order-trump.html?smid=tw-share&_r=0 and you will see that Trump stattes that "The United States should not admit those who engage in acts of bigotry or hatred (including “honor” killings, other forms of violence against women, or the persecution of those who practice religions different from their own) or those who would oppress Americans of any race, gender, or sexual orientation."

You might say he is out to protect "atheists, LGBT folk, etc" so your point is completely untrue.

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" It troubles me deeply that people – refugees – are excluded solely on their country of origin. Or religion, as this #MuslimBan EO really seems to be about."

Per Thorsheim is a Norwegian who apparently doesn't know there are more than 7 Muslim countries in the World: Indonesia and Saudi Arabia are not on Trump's list for instance. The 7 countries were listed by the Obama administration as "Countries of interest" for exporting terrorists. If you are going to claim the moral high ground, try to get your facts straight first. I give Per 2 stars out of 10 for his protest.

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Trump's cartoon comedy approach to running a country: 'One in, two out' rule for regulations

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I like it

The right to bear arms was intended to limit the power of Government: would-be tyrants fear an armed citizenry.

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President Trump tweets from insecure Android, security boffins roll eyes

Al Black

Twitter is public

"The New York Times reports that the USA's newly installed president is using his old phone mainly to post to Twitter rather than make calls." Twitter can be sent from anywhere, including internet cafes: the only security is the account password, regardless of the platform used. There are no secrets at risk here: everything he tweets is consumed by millions of Trump-watchers worldwide. Could the faux outrage about the insecure mobile phone be a sign of job insecurity among the Print Media as Trump by-passes them and goes direct to the public?

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Doomsday Clock moves to 150 seconds before midnight. Thanks, Trump

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The Doomsday Clock

"The Doomsday Clock, maintained for the last 70 years by the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists" has no basis in actual science at all: it is merely the gut-feel of a bunch of Atomic Scientists who have no guts. It has less scientific justification than the IPCC temperature predictions, which are at least generated by amateurish computer models: this prediction is more political than scientific.

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Huawei Mate 9: The Note you've been waiting for?

Al Black
Black Helicopters

Huawei Spyphone

If you are happy to have the authoritarian Chinese government intercepting your communications then by all means, buy a Huawei! Don't whine to me when you are blackmailed into becoming a Chinese spy.

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Trump's plan: Tariffs on electronics, ban on skilled tech migrants, turn off the internet

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The will of the people

It shows the quality of the American Left that the democrat party is now rioting in the streets of Democrat cities to protest the democratic election of President Trump. In the process they are blocking roads and bridges inconveniencing other commuters most of whom voted for Hillary. The Clinton campaign ran a dirty personal vilification campaign against trump branding him racist, sexist, misogynist, homophobic, Islamophobic and xenophobic: they have brainwashed their zombie supporters and sent them into the street to rage against the will of the people. Democrats against Democracy! I wish these leftie losers could see themselves for the tossers they are, then get over themselves.

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Whoosh! China shows off J-20 'stealth' fighters and jet drones

Al Black

Stealth

It is a stealth fighter in the sense that the designs were stolen from the West by stealth: "It looks a lot like an F-22 fuselage mated with an F-35 cockpit section and with the forward canard delta wings of a Saab Gripen or a Eurofighter Typhoon grafted on; a visual mishmash of features from successful Western designs." That is because that is where they sourced the designs from.

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Boffins coax non-superconductive stuff into dropping the 'non'

Al Black

Re: Cause and effect

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Virtually any technology will appear to be magic to a primitive mind: we sophisticated Westerners require 24th Century technology to simulate magic for us...

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Vatican and musicians at odds over appropriate use of crematorium leftovers

Al Black

Respect for the Dead

I guess Cardinal Muller was reacting to the disrespectful treatment of human remains by the aforementioned musicians, and, horrified by human ash being ingested by mosh-pit dancers went a bit too far in reaction. The reason prospective corpses specify cremation is to save their heirs the cost of a burial plot, so renting a holy shelf for the ashes is not an appealing option. The good news is that modern crematoriums do not produce any ashes at all unless artificially throttled down to do so for those mourners who want a souvenir of the dearly departed. Tell them to "set the controls for the heart of the Sun" and there will be no earthly remains to store anywhere, just hot vapour.

For those worried about the Almighty's ability to raise you from the dead on the last day; worry no more. As a Pan-dimensional being living outside of time, He can recover your body from any point in your 4-dimensional existence, before you were cremated.

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Sex is bad for older men, and even worse when it's good

Al Black

Sex is bad for older men, and even worse when it's good

They had to post this on RUOK Day? I was till I read this! Thanks Register!

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Al Black

Re: I think, on balance,

No it means that a 5 years study found that cardiovascular events were much more likely, not that they lived for 5 more years. When I was diagnosed with Prostate Cancer I was told I had only a 25% chance of surviving for 20 years unless I had the Prostate and Vas Deferens surgically removed. I told the Surgeon that 1 in 4 odds for 20 years of sex sounded pretty good to me compared to 30 years as a Eunuch. I've had two more good years so far, and while I might regret my decision during a lingering death by cancer, I don't think I will.

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Breaking 350 million: What's next for Windows 10?

Al Black

Unfair claims of requiring new kit to run Windows 10.

Windows 10 needs less resources than Windows 7 - when I upgraded Windows runs faster on the same hardware, so unless the Anniversary Update of Windows is a downgrade to bloatware (I haven't upgraded yet), there is no truth to this. Who runs Windows 7 or 8.1 on less than 2 Gb RAM? Everyone I know has 4 or 8Gb, so this is hardly a startlingly high requirement.

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Cryptography vs. bigotry: The debate Australia needs to have

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Bigoted? Maybe. Ignorant? Maybe not.

"But her position is ignorant and bigoted because it takes an idea to turn someone to terror and it's now impossible to stop the flow of ideas."

Her position is that by stopping all Muslims from entering Australia, we can stop the (say) 2% of Muslims who are potential terrorists. It doesn't stop Muslims already living here from becoming radicalised, but if there is a percentage of the Muslim population prone to becoming Terrorists then stopping the Australian Muslim population growing does seem a logical way to put a lid on future growth in this area, as well as making it difficult for ISIS and AL Qaeda to infiltrate sleeper agents into our country. So it might be bigoted but it isn't necessarily ignorant, as it is based on logic, and it seems as if we have no way at present of distinguishing between good (as in safe) Muslims and Bad (as in psychopathic religious fanatics with serial killer ambitions).

I could also add that it takes more than "an idea to turn someone to terror" - they have to be ready for that idea to kick off their psycho-killer predisposition. I could argue that it is too possible to stop the flow of ideas: the Government could block all internet sites from terrorist organisations, and force Facebook to close any account that uses certain key words such as "Kill the infidels!" I'm not saying this would necessarily be a good thing, but it could be done, with the political will to do so.

A bigot is "a person who is intolerant towards those holding different opinions." There goes all the Labor Party and the Greens, then: they are bigots towards non-socialists!

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SHOCK: GM crops are good for you and the planet, reckon boffins

Al Black
Happy

GM Crops are good for you

Now perhaps we can eliminate chemical fertilisers and pesticides by integrating Nitrogen-fixing Legume genes and pyrethrin-generating Chrysanthemum genes into food crops such as potatoes, rice and corn. These are not "artificially modifed genes" that have never existed before, they are just being borrowed from one plant and copied to another. By doing so, we can farm poor land with higher yields without poisoning the planet with insecticides and chemical fertilisers. If you oppose this, you're a Luddite crack-pot!

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Al Black

Re: When electricity was first introduced....

There is and they are.

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Steve Jobs, MS Office, Israel, and a basic feature Microsoft took 13 years to install

Al Black

Bad Idea

multi-language support is a bad idea: force everyone to compute in English: it is better for social cohesion in the long run, and the software is much easier to write, so would be cheaper...it's all win/win.

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That's cute, Germany – China shows the world how fusion is done

Al Black

Re: Soon...

Human rights, now, in the present, not decades in the past...China is still performing atrocities on its own citizens as well as on the Tibetans.

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David Bowie: Musician, actor... tech admirer

Al Black

Farewell to an Icon

Where would we be today without Bowie? If only he could have had Five More Years!

Pushing through the market square, so many mothers sighing

News had just come over, we had five years left to cry in

News guy wept and told us, earth was really dying

Cried so much his face was wet, then I knew he was not lying

I heard telephones, opera house, favorite melodies

I saw boys, toys electric irons and T.V.'s

My brain hurt like a warehouse, it had no room to spare

I had to cram so many things to store everything in there

And all the fat-skinny people, and all the tall-short people

And all the nobody people, and all the somebody people

I never thought I'd need so many people

A girl my age went off her head, hit some tiny children

If the black hadn't a-pulled her off, I think she would have killed them

A soldier with a broken arm, fixed his stare to the wheels of a Cadillac

A cop knelt and kissed the feet of a priest, and a queer

Threw up at the sight of that

I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlor, drinking milk shakes cold and long

Smiling and waving and looking so fine, don't think

You knew you were in this song

And it was cold and it rained so I felt like an actor

And I thought of Ma and I wanted to get back there

Your face, your race, the way that you talk

I kiss you, you're beautiful, I want you to walk

We've got five years, stuck on my eyes

Five years, what a surprise

We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot

Five years, that's all we've got

We've got five years,what a surprise

Five years,stuck on my eyes

We've got five years my brain hurts a lot

Five years, that's all we've got

We've got five years, stuck on my eyes

Five years, what a surprise

We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot

Five years, that's all we've got

We've got five years, what a surprise

Five years, stuck on my eyes

We've got five years, my brain hurts a lot

Five years, that's all we've got

Five years

Five years

Five years

Five years

The ultimate Songwriter

DAVID BOWIE

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Windows for Warships? Not on our new aircraft carriers, says MoD

Al Black

Re: Ah joke wallpaper ...

I reconsidered the wisdom of installing the BSOD screensaver on our main File Server when the MD had a panic attack...

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Hubble finds lonely 'void galaxy' floating in cosmic nothingness

Al Black

Duat Galaxy

Perhaps they called it the "Void Galaxy" because it was bodiless? We should re-read the series rather than Torc about it...

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Hold on, France and Russia. Anonymous is here to kick ISIS butt

Al Black

Re: return Getting Tough

Yes; you are technically correct. Conservatives want to preserve (conserve) the status quo, by definition; however Conservative has come to mean those who want to roll back to an earlier, idealised point in time, such as the middle-class paradise of the Thatcher era.

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Al Black

Re: Getting Tough

The Labour Party wants to return to the Union run society of the 1950's: you can't get more Conservative than that! And calling free market Capitalists "Tories" is positively 19th Century.

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Dotcom's file-sharing hive Mega 'sues for copyright infringement'

Al Black

Fat man Bites Dog

Skelband: You have to admit "Fat man Bites Dog" is pretty funny.

I heard Kim DotCom was a big fan of Austin Powers (one of the biggest) and couldn't decide which Mike Myers character to emulate, so he's now permanently stuck half-way between Fat Bastard and Dr Evil!

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Run Windows 10 on your existing PC you say, Microsoft? Hmmm.

Al Black
Happy

Paranoia

"Any machine running Windows 8.1 should be capable of running Windows 10...To those people who, by choice or need, are still running Windows 7, no such guarantee or statement has been made."

Anyone who upgraded a Vista or Windows 7 PC to 8.0 will recall how much faster their existing hardware ran under windows 8. 8.1 upgrade made no perceptible difference to boot time, so if they say that Windows 10 runs as well on the same hardware as 8.1, then Windows 7 Hardware will run better on 10 than on 7: you can guarantee that, IF it is true that win 10 is as fast as win 8.1 on the same hardware.

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Windows 10 is due in one month: Will it be ready?

Al Black

I like Win 8

I actually liked Win 8.0, and was disappointed at the back-down in 8.1. Even without a touch screen it was good after the first 15 minutes of floundering around the new OS and working things out. I don't know why most people hated it. It was the best OS ever.

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This time we really are all doomed, famous doomsayer prof says

Al Black

Doom

One reason Fish Stocks are collapsing is the protection of Whales, Sharks and Seals. If we want more fish to eat we should fish the top predators, thus increasing the supply of their prey. I kind of like Whales, so let's fish out the Sharks first,and then the stinking Sea-rats some people call Seals. That will replenish the fish stocks quick smart, and we can take over from the Sharks as top predator of the seas. It is our manifest destiny to do so: we have 7 Billion hungry mouths to feed and Shark tastes surprisingly good in batter with chips!

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The 'echo chamber' effect misleading people on climate change

Al Black

Re: Consensus is not science

Well, the modification of atmospheric infrared absorption by rising CO2 levels is merely an hypothesis, and we can't base policy for CO2 emission on mere hypothesis... so we have no way to implement social policy with regard to CO2." Yes, we can say that. Abandoning the use of Fossil Fuels and refusing to use Nuclear power as an alternative means dismantling our modern industrialised civilisation, and replacing it with a "sustainable" one based on "renewable" power sources like wind and solar. That sustainable powered civilisation could support maybe 500 million humans on the planet, so before I support policies that will starve 6.5 billion of my fellow humans I demand proof that it is necessary. For the last 17 years there have been zero increases in global Temperatures while CO2 output has soared by 30%: it is clear that beyond 280ppm, increases in CO2 have no further effect on infrared absorption, so the correlation theory breaks down. In short, you are wrong and only listening to what the left-wing "echo chamber" has been telling you.

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Al Black

Re: Consensus is not science

Consensus is about politics, not science. Science is about proof or disproof of a theory, the consensus comes later when the hypothesis become accepted as a Law of Science that is taught in Schools.

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Al Black

Political Bullshit

I am a scientist with a degree in chemistry, not the pseudoscience of so-called "Climate Scientists" and I am skeptical of the claims of global warming for a very simple reason. Science is about putting forward a hypothesis and then testing it by making predictions based on your theory, then checking those predictions against the real world observations. Since 1998 the IPCC climate models have all predicted various rates of warming, the average being 1 degree warmer by 2015. The actual warming over this time is zero degrees, in spite of record increases in CO2 concentration over this time. Clearly the correlation of global warming with CO2 concentration has been disproved, and the hypothesis must be rejected. I am impressed with the logical thinking of the general public who have grasped this fact far better than the Climate Science community.

"Simple hatred of science" and socialist world-views appear to drive the Warmist point of view, which is a political one, rather than a scientific conclusion.

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Al Black

Re: Why?

Heard of UV, Sunburn and skin cancer? Think again.

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Al Black

A population-wide survey is the proper way to know whether something is believed to be correct, and goes to show that the average voter also "doubts the quality of scientific studies done so far." A skeptic's view of Climate Change is the only logical one while CO2 concentrations continue to soar but temperatures stubbornly refuse to increase in the 17 years since the climate model's first predicts "Runaway Global Warming"!

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Mobiles at school could be MAKING YOUR KID MORE DUMBER

Al Black

Re: more?

Yes: Mobiles at school could be MAKING YORE KID MORE DUMBERER!

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Post-PC era? Surely you're joking, says Lenovo as computers fly out of door

Al Black

Re: captain obvious here

Precisely!

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Astroboffins perplexed by QUADRUPLE QUASAR CLUSTER find

Al Black

Re: @ Flocke Kroes

I agree with you that AGW is a busted theory, but this has very little to do with multiple Quasars!

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Australian opposition floats startups-and-STEM stimulus plan

Al Black

Bill Shorten is at least 30 years behind the times, and so economical with the truth that his nick-name is "Bull Shitten!" Training kids to cut code when all these jobs will be outsourced to India, Vietnam and China is a waste of tax-payer's money. We should be teaching our kids how to think, and to solve problems: those skills never go out of date.

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Shields up! Shields up! ASTRONAUTS flying to MARS will arrive BRAIN DAMAGED, boffins claim

Al Black

Re: Not really equivalent

Protector - Larry Niven.

If you haven't read this you are a cultural illiterate.

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BOFH: Explain? All we need is this kay-sh with DDR3 Cortexiphan ...

Al Black
Linux

Re: Allocation mismatch.

Pedant!

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Al Black
Linux

Re: Kaysh

We say KAYSH downunda too, but we do have the odd bogan who says cachet or cash, just as you do!

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Forget Nokia: Finland's promising future is to be server central

Al Black
Linux

Byzantine

Werdsmith gave the most common usage, which is fair enough.

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Huawei P8: Chinese mobes have arrived and the West should tremble

Al Black

Who are we?

Who are we? Huawei!

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