* Posts by The Man Who Fell To Earth

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Russian anti-antivirus security tester pleads guilty to certifying attack code

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Huh?

So how does their service differ from Virus Total?

Former Google X bloke's startup unveils 'self flying' electric air taxi

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Re: Waaah!

Makes sense on a lot of levels to only allow rideshares & airlines to own them:

1. Retail customers suck up of a lot more resources per dollar generated than fleet customers at the sales & marketing levels.

2. Aircraft maintenance is always a big deal. The more regular use also means incipient failures are more likely to be spotted. Organizations with fleets tend to adhere to FAA (or equivalent) requirements better than individuals due to the more regular use of the equipment.

3. The fleet customer gets sued first in the even of a mishap, with the manufacturer next in line. In retail, the manufacturer gets sued first.

Man who gave interviews about his crimes asks court to delete Google results

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@Stuart Burns

That is why in the US, such convictions usually get you banned for life from those those endeavors. An example would be Michael Milken, who as part of his 1990 securities fraud plea deal, had to accept a lifetime ban from any involvement in the securities industry.

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Scary

"The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became the truth.” - George Orwell (From 1984) European Union

Sneaky satellite launch raises risk of Gravity-style space collision

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Re: Regulatory Oversight

If you are a US company, the answer is yes regardless of where the launch occurred. Not hard to understand.

Sacked saleswoman told to pay Intel £45k after losing discrim case

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More to the point

She's another example of a fool representing themselves. She should have talked to a lawyer to see if she had a case, and if she did, she should have hired a lawyer to represent her.

Wi-Fi Alliance allegedly axed army reservist for being called up. Now the Empire strikes back

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Why did it take so long?

Seems it took a long time to file. I don't for a minute believe it really takes years to investigate this case.

Hey girl, move a little closer. 'Cause you're too gun shy. Hush, hush, bye says Pai

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CPAC

Corrupt Political Asses & Conmen

Twitter cries for help to solve existential crisis of whether it's Good

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contribution to the overall health of the public conversation

Is negative. Nothing will change that. Its use will probably fade away with time.

Google: Class search results as journalism so we can dodge Right To Be Forgotten

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More than two words.

"The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became the truth.” - George Orwell (From 1984) EU Court of Justice

You get a criminal record! And you get a criminal record! Peach state goes bananas with expanded anti-hack law

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Re: Not Surprised

It's Georgia. Has almost as many loopy family trees as West Virginia, Mississippi, Alabama & Arkansas.

It's a law that is a white supremacists wet dream. You can set up a website, have the TOS require that only white people can use the site, and then file criminal charges against any non-white people who access the site.

Apple: Er, yes. Your iCloud stuff is now on Google's servers, too

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iCloud to China as well

Apple also said it is moving all it's Chinese customers iCloud data & encryption keys to severs in China so the Chinese government can snoop on it all.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/apple-to-start-putting-sensitive-encryption-keys-in-china-1519497574

Why isn't digital fixing the productivity puzzle?

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Re: It doesn't take a flashy report with pretty graphs...

To understand that if you want to increase productivity in the workplace, set the damn firewall to block all social media connections during working hours. Especially connections to Facebook, Tinder, Snapchat, Instagram & Twitter.

Batteries are so heavy, said user. If I take it out, will this thing work?

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Re: Food and booze

You wants ants bugs? Because that's how you get ants bugs.

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Intel didn't tell CERTS, govs, about Meltdown and Spectre because they couldn't help fix it

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Re: Didn't Intel tell China though?

Since Intel has facilities in China, more likely the Chinese government could have known because it's undoubtedly thoroughly infiltrated Intel's corporate network.

Reinforcement learning woes, robot doggos, Amazon's homegrown AI chips, and more

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Re: I've seen that Black Mirror documentary

Probably the Black Mirror episode provided the blueprint to Boston Dynamics for their "dog".

Helicopter crashes after manoeuvres to 'avoid... DJI Phantom drone'

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Re: Pink Unicorn?

"...its certainly no worse than hitting a bird."

Clearly you aren't qualified to do more than sweep floors. By 2009, birds strikes caused $600M in damage per year. According to the FAA, about 500 planes were damaged by collisions with birds from 2000-2009, and 166 of those planes had to make emergency landings such as the one in the Hudson river in 2009. The worst U.S. plane crash blamed on birds came on April 10, 1960, when an Eastern Airlines aircraft crashed into Boston Harbor, killing 62 passengers. So yes a drone being "certainly no worse than hitting a bird" is a f*cking big deal.

Idiot.

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Re: Pink Unicorn?

Bottom line is aircraft owners probably need to outfit their aircraft with cameras recording everything in every direction around the aircraft (all 4 pi steradians), just to deal with all climate change drone deniers.

South China waters are red, Brit warships are blue, HMS Sutherland's sailing there

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More to the point

Can the Chinese obey International Law? Ever?

Creep learning: How to tamper with neural nets to turn them against us

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Westworld

It's not like this hasn't happened before.

Huawei claims national security is used as plausible excuse for 'protectionism'

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Re: Kettle, black courtesy phone

"Huawei has told an Australian parliamentary committee it believes national security is sometimes being used to hide protectionist trade policies."

As you imply, Huawei's statement clearly applies to China's own policies more than any other country in the world.

Due to Oracle being Oracle, Eclipse holds poll to rename Java EE (No, it won't be Java McJava Face)

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Not sure who is lamer, Oracle or the Java Foundation

This is naming a language, not brain surgery. Just call it JEE and move on. If anyone asks if that word is really an acronym, you can wisper (outside of Oracle's hearing) that it stands for Java Enterprise Edition.

Apple's top-secret iBoot firmware source code spills onto GitHub for some insane reason

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Yet another example

Of why any government mandated backdoors will make everyone insecure in short order. The NSA's tools eventually got exposed, Microsoft's Windows code eventually got exposed, Apple's code eventually got exposed, ...

A Hughes failure: Flat Earther rocketeer can't get it up yet again

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The real queston for our age

Now that the Falcon Heavy launched Musk's Tesla into space, is "How many flat earthers own Tesla's?"

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1,800 feet

If he's dumb enough to think that 1,800 feet is enough altitude to tell him anything, he should just ride the elevator up the Burj Khalifa building. That's roughly 2,700 feet.

MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF CARS: SpaceX parks a Tesla in orbit (just don't mention the barge)

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Great Headline, Register

The fact that no one commented on it (or recognized it) makes me feel old.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Another Amazon Key door-lock hack

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Compartimentalize

Smart people, if they want to use this "service", would use the Idiot of Things (IoT) lock on a box/cabinet/closet on their porch, rather than on a door into the house.

It's kind of odd that Amazon hasn't already marketed a cooler size bolt-down IoT lock box for the porch. Sell crap to have your crap delivered into.

As Facebook pushes yet more fake articles, one news editor tells Mark to get a grip – or Zuck off

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Facebook summed up in one quote

"Facebook is life clutter." - John C. Dvorak

(https://me.pcmag.com/consumer/5191/opinion/a-look-ahead-my-2016-gripe-list)

Suspicion of villainy leads Facebook to ban cryptocoin ads

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What do people expect?

When the fox is running the hen house, they are going to view other foxes as enemy just as a true farmer would.

When you play this song backwards, you can hear Satan. Play it forwards, and it hijacks Siri, Alexa

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Re: How well does this attack work

The worst part is most of these voice recognition devices are always on & listening even when set to "off". We have a smart thermostat whose settings are set with voice commands "off", yet about once a month it just belts out a "I didn't understand that". When I check to see if it's voice command feature got turned on by someone, the settings always show it "off". Be afraid, very afraid.

Or better yet, get rid of the thing.

New Mirai botnet species 'Okiru' hunts for ARC-based kit

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Re: My car

Subaru

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Re: My car

Unfortunately, it's pretty much all cars made today.

Big Brother on wheels: Why your car company may know more about you than your spouse.

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My car

My 2018 car's software is already buggy, losing things like the contact list every couple of weeks, occasionally never being able to boot the navigation system. Yet like all car manufacturer's, they seem obsessed not fixing basic stuff and instead focus on trying to have crapware apps like Pandora & Aha Radio run on the thing. (Worse, you can only update the cars software, if they every produce an update, via the Aha app.) So I may get lost, and not be able to make a call, but I can always stream music. F*cking great.

No doubt malware safeguards & security holes are not even on their radar.

Fancy coughing up for a £2,000 'nanodegree' in flying car design?

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Re: And by my calculations

£2,000 for a nanodegree means £2,000,000,000,000 for the one degree. That's almost x2600 Britain's £772 billion budget.

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Re: Nano

More the point, who is going to teach Udacity how to build a flying car? No one has demonstrated a working one.

Microsoft whips out tool so you can measure Windows 10's data-slurping creepiness

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Re: Reporting ...

More to the point, you can't download it from the MS Store without an account who's EULA has you sign away your first born.

Google can't innovate anymore, exiting programmer laments

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Google?

Do they still exist?

Pro Evo-lution shocker: Samsung SSDs focus on endurance over capacity

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Re: Endurance != Reliability?

With regards to Samsungs reliability, well we sell Samsung, Crucial, Hynix, and SanDisk SSDs and the return rate on just Samsung drives is higher than the other three put together.

Interesting. I moved to Samsung's exclusively after having a bunch of SanDisk's fail within their first year. Have not had a Samsung fail yet. Have not tried Crucial or Intel. SanDisk replaced them, and we have nightly backups so data loss was minimal, but the experience was disconcerting.

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840 EVO

For what its worth, I have a 1TB 840 EVO in my work laptop that so far has had 30TB written to it and is still going strong. I just wish Samsung would produce a SSD to fill the gap between 1TB & 2TB.

Facebook grows a conscience, admits it corroded democracy

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unforeseen ways?

Facebook's never invented a god damn thing, only rearranged deck chairs. And as such, the abuse of it's platform was "unforeseen" only by people dumb as posts and twice as blind. Which, like Mr. Chakrabarti, apparently is the only type of people Facebook has hired all these years.

Former Cisco CEO John Chambers says insects are the new lobsters

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VC's

After decades in SV, my observation is that to become a VC, that in addition to having been lucky (as opposed to merely smart, which SV is full of nonrich people smarter that any of the VC's), you need to develop an oversized ego & early stage dementia. This is yet just another data point.

Who's using 2FA? Sweet FA. Less than 10% of Gmail users enable two-factor authentication

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Re: Not Surprised

Why use 2FA on a system that hands your emails over to anyone who asks?

Flying on its own, Thunderbird seeks input on new look

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Name3 Re: To be honest

"...with a modern GMail UI..."

Excuse me? The Gmail UI is the very definition of lipstick on a pig.

Black & Blue: IBM hires Bain to cut costs, up productivity

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Re: Management Consultants

My wife worked for McKinsey & Company for many years. According to her, the whole management consulting business is predicated on finger pointing at straw men.

Basically, management hires someone like McKinsey or Bain to pretty much tell them what they already should know but are too chicken to tell the board. But with an external management report in hand, they can point to it and say "these experts say..." (ignoring the fact that if the company's management aren't already the best experts about the company & its business, they should probably be replaced).

If the results of (mis)implementing the advice turns out bad, management can point the finger at "those experts". If the results of (mis)implementing the advice turns out well, then management can extol it's brilliance for hiring the consultants.

So the bottom line is that management consultants get the big bucks to be straw men.

Cisco can now sniff out malware inside encrypted traffic

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Re: Yes, there are concepts for that...

"Those devices can’t do the job alone: users need to be signed up for Cisco’s StealthWatch service and let traffic from their kit flow to a cloud-based analytics service that inspects traffic and uses self-improving machine learning algorithms to spot dodgy traffic."

My experience running software through Virus Total is that the so-called AI machine learning antivirus companies have enormous false positive rates compared to the others, plus a lot of the AI AV vendors don't have a false positive submission procedure (or don't have one unless you are a customer).

Good luck with that, Cisco.

You Wreck Me, Spotify: Tom Petty, Neil Young publisher launches $1.6bn copyright sueball

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Great

Yet another company who, like Uber's great co-called "innovation", has a business plan that has at it's core simply the increased efficiency that comes with ignoring the Law. Like the Mafia's business plans.

Russia tweaks Telegram with tiny fine for decryption denial

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Re: But..

"The more interesting bit is that Russia actually has privacy of all communications as a constitutional right."

Which means nothing as Russia does not have Rule of Law anymore today than they did under the Soviet system. Trials of anything the State deems important are just for show, regardless of what the trolls from Olgino post here.

Nest's slick IoT burglar alarm catches crooks... while it eyes your wallet

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"Suddenly, your thermostat looked cool, it automatically figured out your best settings and saved you money yet didn't save you money over your old 7-day programmable to boot."

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