With you everything is impossible.
255 posts • joined 21 Dec 2011
Lots of Russian robots in today
How are you getting on with your human controllers in Moscow?
Re: "a synthetic biologist"
I prefer the term 'artificial person'.
Criticism of The Holy One is not allowed on this site.
Just like any other megalomaniac
He thinks the world exists for his personal amusement.
The thing with the exclamation marks was never funny. Cut it out.
Except that has already been debunked.
Why should I pay the telly tax if I don't even have a telly? You lot probably want nonsmokers to pay tobacco duty as well don't you?
Re: How awful
I'm not the one condoning pissing away money on gambling. Take a look in the mirror.
Whatever will the saddo gambling addicts do to get their fix? Never mind, I'm sure that a fine upstanding comany such as Ladbrokes can help them piss away their families' rent/mortgage/groceries money.
Don't forget folks, it's not your fault for pissing away all your money on this bullshit, it's everyone else's fault for not stopping you!
Re: Get rid of the real cause of traffic congestion
If you think it is acceptable to endanger childrens' lives by careening around one one of those idiotic contraptions instead of driving a car like an adult then we have nothing more to discuss.
Get rid of the real cause of traffic congestion
by banning bikes. Far too many of them on the road. Why should I be delayed for what is after all a minority hobby?
Countdown to the next failure...
It must be so disappointing to see your hero fail all the time.
Re: Just being realistic
So you're one of those people who waste time and money on the impossible? Pretty shit way to make a living but each to their own.
Why not keep your trap shut while other people are making a living being normal instead of nerdy losers? Too bad you won't be invited to share any of the wealth.
And yeah, I'll enjoy laughing while you and your fellow dweebs keep screwing up and you still have no idea why the laws of physics won't do what *you* want and no one will listen to your crazy ideas.
I'm just being realistic. None of this has any chance of happening.
Poor attempt at a joke, just like the man himself. Stick to the overpriced golf buggies, I'll enjoy seeing him fail.
Re: People who live in hurricane prone areas
> the corporations
Aren't you cool and edgy. Grow up FFS
I'm glad to see they haven't been wasting taxpayers' money on anything so mundane as curing diseases. That would never do.
Ha ha, that's funny.
Glad to see everyone else is already making the same lame 'joke'...
Because fossil-fuel-powered aircraft never run out of fuel, ever. It's such an impossible event that no procedures are in place to account for this, like minimum fuel levels to account for delays and poor weather at the destination airport.
Read the article?
I didn't even finish reading the headline.
So they've broken everything. But they've made it slightly shinier, that's nice.
Why not try using a computer designed for grown-ups instead?
re: Writing for one device browser?
The last time Apple tried this?
Re: Well done TfL
Except that has never happened anywhere.
So my taxes don't pay for the roads, is that wnat you're saying? What does, then? Magic?
Maybe that's what the criminal thug cyclist brigade might think but that's not how things work in reality.
Re: Uber - the real world view
> the emissions of your vehicle
I don't drive. Try again.
> electric cars
That is different.
Re: You're still an idiot
I see you still enjoy being wrong - about everything. Perhaps if you looked where you were going insted of running over pedestrians you would have a case.
Or perhaps if you drove a car like an adult instead of using that ridicuolous child's toy on the roads - which MY taxes pay for by the way - then maybe you would be able to understand 'simple arguments.
You're still a failure.
Re: Whats this GUI thingy?
You've just proved my point with that foul-mouthed tantrum. If you can't behave in a civilised manner then perhaps you should not be on the road at all.
Re: Uber - the real world view
Maybe you shouldn't be riding a bike on roads paid for by taxpayers. Just sayin'
Got rid of mine...
Bike for short journeys, train for longer ones. I've saved money and lost weight.
Win-win in my book.
'phrase not found'
Get it together ElReg, I expect to see more hate for crApple than you've been delivering recently.
compared to the money stolen from the taxpayer by cyclists.
Maybe they should have thought about the consequences before slandering a company. Just sayin'
at the hysteria around this. The police should be given any and all tools they need to fight crime. Suppose you lot would rather see criminals running around free to cause mayhem.
Allowing owners access to what they have bought. I'm truly impressed by such unselfish philanthrophy.
Can I blame Apple for this?
I'm going to anyway.
Trying to compromise my security?
That's a paddlin'.
Also, your site gets added to my hosts file next to 127.0.0.1
Re: The future is diesel
List fails without blaming cyclists.
I enjoyed reading Proxima by Stephen Baxter and found it fairly plausible.
Re: Did not disclose the bug publically.
It doesn't matter whether or not he did, the commentators have to vent their outrage at a young person.
Re: Data Slurping
Explain why I should pay the licence fee if I don't watch TV, or even own one.
Teslas are so great
...they will even crash for you and then threaten to sue you if you blame them.
Given that the intellectual horizons of science fiction fans generally extend no further than Gor and Star Trek, I'm not surprised at the hateful and bigoted reactions to Jodie's appointment as the new Doctor.
In the meantime, I shall continue to enjoy more worthwhile pursuits, such as working for a living and going outside.
... childish posturing from the Democrats.
Remind me again why they lost the election.
Re: Agile Experts
Maybe they're "Close To The Edge" of being fired.
Can anyone explain to me why I'm 'wrong' for having blocked Facebook in my hosts file?
It's just a harmless fun website, isn't it?
Re: I hate people
Not if I'm on call.
It's an amazing coincidence that the 'absence' of climate change trumpeted by the deniers is *exactly* the justification they need to continue the lifestyle choices they find most convenient.
Because you'll be damned if anyone tries to tell you to stop rolling coal any more, won't you?
Employees refuse to shut up and do as they're told.
Guess what the consequences will be?
Re: Why won't you let him do his job without the constant sniping?
> Like you did with Obama
Nothing to do with me. I never made any comments about his unfitness for office, or his incompetence.