* Posts by Anonymous Noel Coward

92 posts • joined 21 Dec 2011

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Prisoners built two PCs from parts, hid them in ceiling, connected to the state's network and did cybershenanigans

Anonymous Noel Coward
Coat

The hard part was fitting the parts into the condoms...

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Landmark EU ruling: Legality of UK's Investigatory Powers Act challenged

Anonymous Noel Coward
Big Brother

Won't matter.

The UK doesn't like listening to what "Johnny Foreigner" has to tell them.

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Sony kills off secret backdoor in 80 internet-connected CCTV models

Anonymous Noel Coward
Headmaster

>himitu

Sorry to be picky, but the つ in himitsu is read as tsu, not tu.

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Hackers actively stealing Wi-Fi keys from vulnerable routers

Anonymous Noel Coward
Boffin

Joke's on them.

I set my WiFi password to the last 40 digits of Pi.

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Citizens Advice slams 'unfair' broadband compensation scheme

Anonymous Noel Coward
Devil

"Companies are paid every time a broadband or landline repair or installation is delayed. But customers who bear the brunt of these problems have to fight for compensation from their broadband company – and may not get any."

The group is calling for this disparity to be addressed in The Digital Economy Bill, currently passing through the House of Lords.

MP: "What's next?"

MP: "The Serf want compensation every time their ISP fails in some technical manner."

MP: "All those in favour?"

[silence...]

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100k+ petition: MPs must consider debating Snoopers' Charter again

Anonymous Noel Coward
Big Brother

>MPs must consider debating Snoopers' Charter again

What do you believe this is? A democracy?

The petition will probably suffer a technical mishap, or something that doesn't stop our glorious leaders getting their way.

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What's that, Adobe? A Photoshop for faking voices?

Anonymous Noel Coward
Big Brother

At least it got easier for law enforcement to fake confessions...

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UK prison reform report wants hard-coded no-fly zones in drones to keep them out of jail

Anonymous Noel Coward
Boffin

What about, I don't know, setting up netting over open areas of the prison?

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Samsung patches Galaxy Note 7 to not explode as two-thirds of phones recalled

Anonymous Noel Coward
Coat

I remember seeing an advert on TV for the Galaxy Note 7 a week or so ago, where it says that it can be submerged in water for around 30m and still be usable.

And I remember thinking at the time "Wow, that's useful to know for when it randomly catches fire..."

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Digi minister Matt Hancock: Britain needs go full fibre. And we're not paying for it

Anonymous Noel Coward
Devil

I miss the term "Information Superhighway."

We need to bring it back.

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It's time for humanity to embrace SEX ROBOTS. For, uh, science, of course

Anonymous Noel Coward
Coat

When having sex with a gynoid, remember to use adequate protection, such as a firewall or some kind of anti-virus software. Otherwise, you could wind up with the pitter patter of tiny laptops.

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UK IT consultant subject to insane sex ban order mounts legal challenge

Anonymous Noel Coward
Big Brother

He lost, by the way.

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BBC detector vans are back to spy on your home Wi-Fi – if you can believe it

Anonymous Noel Coward
Boffin

Re: Spy on the screen and loudspeakers

I'm fairly sure Hancock and Kerr have better taste.

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Anonymous Noel Coward
Alien

Re: Is tv worth it anymore?

What was the Star Trek episode? The world needs to know!

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Torrent is a word, and you can't ban words, rules French court

Anonymous Noel Coward
Childcatcher

I don't see "child" on that list...

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Anonymous Noel Coward
Big Brother

Banning words, eh?

I wonder what people would do when they're subjected to a [this word has been banned] of abuse?

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Pokemon Go Directly To Jail if you hunt here, says Oz Justice Dept

Anonymous Noel Coward
Joke

Just out of interest, how deadly are the Pokémon in Australia?

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UK gov says new Home Sec will have powers to ban end-to-end encryption

Anonymous Noel Coward
Boffin

Re: Welcome to Britains' Open Prison.

Oh cool; can I be Snake Plisskin?

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Facebook ‘glitch’ that deleted the Philando Castile shooting vid: It was the police – sources

Anonymous Noel Coward
Boffin

Like that chap a few days ago who was shot in the back

Worst case of suicide the police had ever seen.

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Get ready for mandatory porn site age checks, Brits. You read that right

Anonymous Noel Coward
Coat

No sex please, we're British.

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'Just give me any old date and I'll make it work' ... said the VB script to the coder

Anonymous Noel Coward

Re: Effing 'Merikans

Japanese also do mm/dd/yyyy.

That being said, I do use American dates when naming files, as it helps order them better, rather than having the day order everything in an arbitrary way. E.g. 01.04.2016, 07.12.2016, 16.03.2016...

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French parliament votes to jail tech execs who refuse to decrypt data

Anonymous Noel Coward
Black Helicopters

Re: Seems like good news?

@BebopWeBop:

Yeah, but the British Justice system has this hard-on for abusing power. Either that or they have a quota of how many people they need to jail during the year.

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Microsoft herds biz users to Windows 10 by denying support for Win 7 and 8 on new CPUs

Anonymous Noel Coward
Boffin

I think I'll go back to OS/2.

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Investigatory Powers Bill: A force for good – if done right?

Anonymous Noel Coward

It's in mIRC script. I'm sure someone could do better, though.

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Anonymous Noel Coward

That's the idea, though.

By the end of the year, my ISP should have logged about 300,000 junky visits.

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Hello Barbie controversy re-ignited with insecurity claims

Anonymous Noel Coward
Boffin

Re: Hmm

Chii~

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Brit filmmaker plans 10hr+ Paint Drying epic

Anonymous Noel Coward

Re: porn?

You can thank the Americans and their "morality" for the mosics.

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Chaos at TalkTalk: Data was 'secure', not all encrypted, we took site down, were DDoSed

Anonymous Noel Coward
Facepalm

*sigh*

Don't know how TalkTalk expects me to change my password if they take down the fucking page where I can only change my password...

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'Cops and public bodies BUNGLE snooping powers by spying on 3,000 law-abiding Brits'

Anonymous Noel Coward

Re: But...

I did.

Who'd want to bring children into this authoritarian dictatorship?

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Imprisoned Norwegian mass murderer says PlayStation 2 is 'KILLING HIM'

Anonymous Noel Coward

I have a PlayStation 3, but I've been playing a lot of my PlayStation 2 lately.

Currently trying to do a low level challenge in Final Fantasy IX.

Old games are still the best.

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This tool demands access to YOUR ENTIRE DIGITAL LIFE. Is it from GCHQ? No - it's by IKEA

Anonymous Noel Coward
Trollface

I always knew IKEA (Information Kommunikation Elektronisk Agentur) was a name for a Swedish Governmental Agency.

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Chinese Jade RABBIT SIGHTED ON MOON by NASA probe

Anonymous Noel Coward
Alien

Re: Dilbert

Your job is to create digital pictures of uncharted star systems and deliver them to NASA every... Tuesday.

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Sky rapped over PREMATURE SEXY CONDOM ad

Anonymous Noel Coward
Facepalm

So...

* Complain about a contraception advert during normal hours...

* Then complain about teenage pregnancy rates being so high...

WAY TO GO!

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No anon pr0n for you: BT's network-level 'smut' filters will catch proxy servers too

Anonymous Noel Coward
Big Brother

Re: I'm done

I don't think the government will allow that.

After all, if you're offline, it means you're harder to monitor.

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Anonymous Noel Coward

Re: First they came for the DNS

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if it was Deep Packet Inspection.

What with all the NSA/GCHQ monitoring and all...

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Top comet-watcher pens ISON's emotional obituary

Anonymous Noel Coward
Unhappy

So, wait...

The Guardian said it would be visible for two weeks over December, I'm guessing that's no longer true? :<

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UK.gov's web filtering mission creep: Now it plans to block 'extremist' websites

Anonymous Noel Coward
Big Brother

Vote for another party and you're an extremist!

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PS4 with Black Friday underway: TOUGH, you CAN'T HAVE ONE!

Anonymous Noel Coward
Joke

I was going to buy a PS4...

...but then I felt it would be cheaper to buy a flashing blue light instead.

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Telcos can be forced to turn copyright cop, block websites – EU law man

Anonymous Noel Coward
Big Brother

And we all know this won't stop at copyright infringement...

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Unsupervised Brit kids are meeting STRANGERS from the INTERNET

Anonymous Noel Coward

Re: I prevented my daughter accessing online porn ...

Not to mention that the plumber would do more than your typical, British plumber.

Like fix the sink.

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WAR ON PORN: UK flicks switch on 'I am a pervert' web filters

Anonymous Noel Coward
Childcatcher

Re: No need to ban porn

Pretty sure thinking of the children is illegal.

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PM writes ISPs' web filter ads for them - and it must say 'default on'

Anonymous Noel Coward
Childcatcher

No sex please, we're British.

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Brits: Give us £1m and we'll build a crack ALIEN-HUNTING TEAM

Anonymous Noel Coward
Alien

But if we don't snoop on the Universe then the aliens win!

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AT&T patents P2P content tracking system

Anonymous Noel Coward
Pirate

On the plus side, this is patented by AT&T

So since nobody else will be able to use it, just change from AT&T to a less shitty ISP!

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Voyager 1 'close' to breaking through to DEEP SPACE - boffins

Anonymous Noel Coward
Trollface

Wow...

18.5 billion miles from Earth and we can still get a picture of it from up close!

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US cops make 'first ever' Bitcoin seizure following house raid

Anonymous Noel Coward
Black Helicopters

Sure...

"Drug dealer."

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Offensive, iconoclastic internet trolls will NOT be prosecuted, says DPP

Anonymous Noel Coward
Unhappy

But, but...

Someone countered an argument of mine in a forum with a point I don't agree with, and it really hurt my feelings!

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Google donates £1m to child abuse charity ahead of Whitehall meeting

Anonymous Noel Coward
Trollface

>Internet Watch Foundation

They do a good job.

Remember the time they blocked Wikipedia to protect us from that album cover?

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Cameron: Get those saucy websites off Blighty's public Wi-Fi

Anonymous Noel Coward
Childcatcher

Checkmate!

http://www.redhotpawn.com/

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Huddled immigrant masses face 'British values' quiz

Anonymous Noel Coward
Joke

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS!

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