The hard part was fitting the parts into the condoms...
92 posts • joined 21 Dec 2011
Prisoners built two PCs from parts, hid them in ceiling, connected to the state's network and did cybershenanigans
The UK doesn't like listening to what "Johnny Foreigner" has to tell them.
Sorry to be picky, but the つ in himitsu is read as tsu, not tu.
Joke's on them.
I set my WiFi password to the last 40 digits of Pi.
"Companies are paid every time a broadband or landline repair or installation is delayed. But customers who bear the brunt of these problems have to fight for compensation from their broadband company – and may not get any."
The group is calling for this disparity to be addressed in The Digital Economy Bill, currently passing through the House of Lords.
MP: "What's next?"
MP: "The Serf want compensation every time their ISP fails in some technical manner."
MP: "All those in favour?"
>MPs must consider debating Snoopers' Charter again
What do you believe this is? A democracy?
The petition will probably suffer a technical mishap, or something that doesn't stop our glorious leaders getting their way.
At least it got easier for law enforcement to fake confessions...
What about, I don't know, setting up netting over open areas of the prison?
I remember seeing an advert on TV for the Galaxy Note 7 a week or so ago, where it says that it can be submerged in water for around 30m and still be usable.
And I remember thinking at the time "Wow, that's useful to know for when it randomly catches fire..."
I miss the term "Information Superhighway."
We need to bring it back.
When having sex with a gynoid, remember to use adequate protection, such as a firewall or some kind of anti-virus software. Otherwise, you could wind up with the pitter patter of tiny laptops.
He lost, by the way.
Re: Spy on the screen and loudspeakers
I'm fairly sure Hancock and Kerr have better taste.
Re: Is tv worth it anymore?
What was the Star Trek episode? The world needs to know!
I don't see "child" on that list...
Banning words, eh?
I wonder what people would do when they're subjected to a [this word has been banned] of abuse?
Just out of interest, how deadly are the Pokémon in Australia?
Re: Welcome to Britains' Open Prison.
Oh cool; can I be Snake Plisskin?
Like that chap a few days ago who was shot in the back
Worst case of suicide the police had ever seen.
No sex please, we're British.
Re: Effing 'Merikans
Japanese also do mm/dd/yyyy.
That being said, I do use American dates when naming files, as it helps order them better, rather than having the day order everything in an arbitrary way. E.g. 01.04.2016, 07.12.2016, 16.03.2016...
Re: Seems like good news?
Yeah, but the British Justice system has this hard-on for abusing power. Either that or they have a quota of how many people they need to jail during the year.
I think I'll go back to OS/2.
It's in mIRC script. I'm sure someone could do better, though.
That's the idea, though.
By the end of the year, my ISP should have logged about 300,000 junky visits.
You can thank the Americans and their "morality" for the mosics.
Don't know how TalkTalk expects me to change my password if they take down the fucking page where I can only change my password...
Who'd want to bring children into this authoritarian dictatorship?
I have a PlayStation 3, but I've been playing a lot of my PlayStation 2 lately.
Currently trying to do a low level challenge in Final Fantasy IX.
Old games are still the best.
I always knew IKEA (Information Kommunikation Elektronisk Agentur) was a name for a Swedish Governmental Agency.
Your job is to create digital pictures of uncharted star systems and deliver them to NASA every... Tuesday.
* Complain about a contraception advert during normal hours...
* Then complain about teenage pregnancy rates being so high...
WAY TO GO!
Re: I'm done
I don't think the government will allow that.
After all, if you're offline, it means you're harder to monitor.
Re: First they came for the DNS
It honestly wouldn't surprise me if it was Deep Packet Inspection.
What with all the NSA/GCHQ monitoring and all...
The Guardian said it would be visible for two weeks over December, I'm guessing that's no longer true? :<
Vote for another party and you're an extremist!
I was going to buy a PS4...
...but then I felt it would be cheaper to buy a flashing blue light instead.
And we all know this won't stop at copyright infringement...
Re: I prevented my daughter accessing online porn ...
Not to mention that the plumber would do more than your typical, British plumber.
Like fix the sink.
Re: No need to ban porn
Pretty sure thinking of the children is illegal.
No sex please, we're British.
But if we don't snoop on the Universe then the aliens win!
On the plus side, this is patented by AT&T
So since nobody else will be able to use it, just change from AT&T to a less shitty ISP!
18.5 billion miles from Earth and we can still get a picture of it from up close!
Someone countered an argument of mine in a forum with a point I don't agree with, and it really hurt my feelings!
>Internet Watch Foundation
They do a good job.
Remember the time they blocked Wikipedia to protect us from that album cover?
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS!