* Posts by Don Jefe

5059 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Nov 2011

Gnome cofounder: Desktop Linux is a CHERNOBYL of FAIL

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Re: Desktop Linux a failure?

Really? You didn't read all the posts above pointing out the real and significant issues that inhibit Desktop Linux? There's no reason to attack the man when the OS speaks for itself.

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Re: Linux Desktop ? Yes @David Hicks

So you are supporting senseless file? They make it easier for the average user? That will help increase Desktop Linux uptake?

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Meh

Huh.

Desktop Linux is not user friendly and probably never will be. Every new distro only makes the entire premise more fragmented and less likely to ever gain traction outside those that already use it and i honestly think a lot of current users keep on with it out of sheer spite.

Ex-Exel president found guilty of hacking former employers

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Stop

HR and Sysadmin

Someone in HR and a Sysadmin at Excl should have been sacked over allowing this to happen. There's no excuse for this and could well have cost the company lots of money.

UK injects £88m into Euro bid to build Hubble-thrashing 'scope

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Re: UK INJECTS £88M INTO EURO BID TO BUILD HUBBLE-THRASHING 'SCOPE

I trust you are making a joke. Right? Please tell me you are joking...

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Re:

You suck.

Don't believe the IT hype: Ye cannae change the laws of physics

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Happy

Re: Just wondering

Agree with your point on the not so wonderful example. There are far better ways to deal with that scenario.

However, you pretty much named all (except finance) the companies that really need a insanely huge database. Most organizations simply can't justify the cost of building out something "perfect" and maintaining it when a COTS solution gets the job done.

Brit comic-book-guy-vs-gangsters film goes straight to Xbox Live

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FAIL

Re: More people will see via TPB

So nobody will watch it until they can steal it? I'm not sure which is more sad, the fact that the movie is straight to Xbox or that people are lurking to grab it simply because they can.

US lawmaker blames bicycle breath for global warming gas

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Federation Man of the Year

I wonder if he got a trophy for that and what it might look like?

I could look it up but I don't want to ruin the image I've made in my head.

Storage glitch sends Curiosity into safe mode

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Meh

Re: Two identical computers??

By using two different setups you actually increase the chances of catastrophic failure and hamper problem solving by introducing complexity into the system.

I hear what you're saying, but unfortunately it doesn't work that way.

Canadian cyborg says Google Glass design is cracked

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Happy

Re: Each eye to focus on a different plane?

A few years ago I was forced to wear only one contact for about three weeks. It took about a week to adjust. What I did discover is that while it is doable and the headaches go away after a while, neither eye is able to focus as sharply as they can if completely corrected or uncorrected. Something in your brain sort of averages it out but like most averages, it is noticeably suboptimal.

Open source port-a-thon brings Ubuntu to more phones, tablets

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Re: Ha ha ha. Ho ho ho.

The first rule of building is to have a customer who wants the building.

Microsoft unwraps sysadmin-friendly Office 365 for biz update

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Happy

Re:

You are kind of correct. Accounts call this arrangement an 'evergreen' subscription and shareholders prefer this as opposed to short term 'big game' sales because it provides a better foundation for long term financial forecasting and operating capital.

Tito's Mars mission to use HUMAN WASTE as radiation shield

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Alien

Re: One way trip @multipharious

Pansy. It is that kind if thinking and fear mongering that holds all of humanity back.

If anything humans would be contaminating Mars.

Hey, media barons: The noughties called, they want their mobile tech back

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Re: It Works Though

Yes. I'm stuck as the Managing Director of the firm I founded nine years ago. I hate it too: I no longer make hiring decisions at your level so I don't get to watch your types squirm in their seats before I tell them they aren't hired.

Don Jefe

It Works Though

Advertising works. YOU may not click on the ads but enough people do that it makes the practice profitable. McDonalds, who you wouldn't think needed to advertise, did a big experiment in the 90's and dropped or cut back advertising in select markets, sales plummeted. People think that McDonalds customers are all regulars who would eat there anyway, but that is not the case. Advertising drives you to make certain purchases you would not make otherwise. It works whether you realize it or not.

It is a common failing among IT folk to believe that everyone who doesn't think or behave like them is a stupid sheep. It is a poor attitude that keeps many an IT person stuck in their current roles.

Truck-maker CAT flogs smartphone spawn to butter-fingered fondlers

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Meh

Re: Cat's not friendly.

IBM was used to make the Holocaust more efficient. Browning was used to shoot Germans. Hops are used to make beer which kills people in DUI's. Louisville Slugger is used to bludgeon people to death. Marmite is used to kill foreigners.

What's your point?

Euro watchdog bares teeth at Microsoft over browser gaffe

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WTF?

Re: Take the money

Why would the EU need to invest in FOSS at all? I thought that movement was self perpetuating; powered by golden good feelings derived from contributing to the community... Am I wrong?

SpaceX: 'We have control, it's just a glitch' Musk tells world+dog

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Re: contingency plans

The thing is we rarely know about issues other craft & missions may experience. SpaceX has the rather unenviable responsibility to report on every little thing: Investors, contract holders, and the public all demand the details and they really aren't in a position to deny them. Unlike NASA or the Russians.

Amazon, Facebook, Google attempt to cure cancer with Big Data

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Meh

Re: -1 dislike

Ha. I knew some Internet whinger would come along within the first 6 comments with something nasty to say.

+1 for Me

Prepare for 'post-crypto world', warns godfather of encryption

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Re: Setec Astronomy

There are many secrets in the world that remain secret for one simple reason. The information is never shared. The problem arises when you want to make information shareable. I question how much of the info that is out there now really needs to be secured.

Everyone likes the idea that they are responsible for keeping secrets safe and that their information has value, but that simply isn't the case. The catch is risk management and not trying to cover every possible scenario for every bit of data. Trying to secure everything makes everything less secure.

Apple takes aim at accessory makers, files iPad stand patent

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Re: First example.

The electronic music stand has been bandied about for years. All the previous iterations have been too specialized and expensive to take off. You could actually change the way music is composed if the orchestra didn't have to change pages.

Sinkholes reveal more Chinese-hacked biz - and piggybacking crims

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Go

Sinkholes

There was a big sinkhole that opened up under a house near Tampa, FL. today. Swallowed up one bedroom and one person in said bedroom it did.

No reports of Chinese coming out of the 100' diameter hole though.

Groupon CEO Mason sent packing as shares continue to plummet

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Re: I have to admire @Eric

If a person does intense statistical analysis in order to pick the winning horse in a race does that make them an investor?

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Happy

Candidates

How about that lunatic from Overstock.com? Or that orange guy thats the Speaker of The House?

Take that, freetards: First music sales uptick in over a decade

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Happy

Re: Music Industry

My father in law is a cobbler. Seriously. I'd love to have another pair of his custom made boots but the one free pair I got for my wedding is all I'll ever get. Can't afford them otherwise.

I'd also take a free haircut from Lester. I went completely bald 25 years ago.

But I agree with your premise. Amateur music may have the soul but it generally doesn't have the sound.

Squillionaire space tourist offers oldsters a holiday to Mars

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Re: Reason for an older couple?

In space no one can hear you nag.

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Unhappy

Wife Said Yes

She said yes! I couldn't believe it that she said we could volunteer!!!

Ten minutes later she asked if we would be able to watch TV if we were selected. I haven't told her how that simple question has crushed my dreams.

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Older Couple

Part if the older couple but is risk mitigation, 'eh, they're old', the bigger part is to show that you don't need to be a young super fit military automaton to survive in space. It will be interesting to see who they choose. Even if they don't get to go because if technical issues, the training and learning would be fun!

Apple assimilates France, Sweden and pals into iCloud

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Re: Just the usual question..

Even if the govt wanted my iTunes purchase history so what. They'll know I'm an avid NPR podcast listener & I like traditional Irish and Romanian music.

Oh, and while stuck in an airport for 27 hours I got the paid version of Angry Birds. That is kind of embarrassing...

Wikileaker Bradley Manning pleads not guilty to 'aiding the enemy'

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Re: Military justice.

It is a court martial. He agreed to the terms when he signed up.

Apple to cough up $100m after kids rinse parents' credit cards on apps

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FAIL

Re: Not one to defend Apple but....El Presidente

You have chosen the wrong colloquialism.

Bait and Switch is where you advertise [ProductX] for [PriceX] (aka the Bait) then when a buyer appears you suddenly don't have any of [Bait] in stock but [ProductB] IS in stock and it is just a few dollars more.

The correct statement would be Apple et al. rely on dumbasses not fully thinking through the implications of adding a credit card.

They are removing barriers to purchase, which doesn't have a catchy colloquialism yet.

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Toys and Children

Tablets are toys. Look at what the vast majority if people use them for if you doubt. The point here is that many parents aren't familiar with toys that their children can use to directly access their credit cards. If Lego sets allowed you to order more bricks from inside the sets you'd see the same sort of thing.

Spectra: Tape is dead? We installed 550PB of the stuff in 6 months

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Re: Tape is one of these things that is always dead

COBOL is alive and well in financial and legacy engineering firms. If developers want to make scads of cash quickly 'dead' languages are a good place to be.

Mobile tech bods beg devs: C'mon, where's that KILLER app?

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Killer App

How about the one that let's you have voice, text, and video communications instantaneously with anyone in the world. How about an app that lets you access the Internet from anywhere?

Oh yeah. Somebody already did that. Phones/mobile devices do enough already. If they want to impress increase the battery life by several orders of magnitude and make it even slightly resilient to being dropped or getting wet.

Chinese Army: US hacks us so much, I'm amazed you can read this

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Re:

Some countries aren't populated by people whinging about smoke all day. They are to busy working to complain.

Strategic SIEGE ROBOTS defeated by 'heavily intoxicated' man, 62

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Re: "Dangerous Ordnance"

Val you are a fool.

Google: Our 'freedom of expression' should trump punters' privacy

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Meh

Admin Issue?

Stopping Google indexing is trivial. If they have material they don't want indexed why don't they prevent it? I'd be having a sit down with my site admin before I made an international kerfuffle out of the issue.

Nokia wants to build the Google of human behaviour - and share it

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No Worries

I can already hear the howls of the privacy crowd, but I've got no problem with some company tracking me. If they're that interested in what I'm doing they can have a peek.

Even the dimmest bulb knows by now that illegal activities have to take place in a phone free environment and any financial transactions for said activities require cash. Obscuring ones activities has been around a lot longer than any if the things privacy people are scared of.

Visa to devs: Please take contents of our wallet

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Agree

Online payments with most small or specialty vendors is hideously complicated and often just doesn't work. 'Error - Correct Error to Continue', I believe it has been the bane of small shops for years and helped Amazon become so large. PayPal works ok but the merchant fees are astronomical and lots of people still don't understand PayPal. A visa solution might be a big deal.

Google Chrome feature helps you silence noisy tabs

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Re:

Dude, if you are getting audible porn adverts around eBay images your computer has late stage monoherpegohannasyphilaids (Complex 42) and it may already be too late to stop it from spreading to every computer on your network an to the millions of people you are spamming.

Nuke it from orbit and start again.

Apple patents situational awareness for oblivious fanbois

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Alpine and Mobile Electronics

More than a decade ago Alpine made car stereo head units that adjusted the volume based on ambient noise and the brightness of the display based on ambient light. It was great for convertible cars.

It's kind of funny, back when I ran a chain of car stereo shops the industry term for us was 'mobile electronics retailers' and phones were either in your house, hard wired into the car or in big leather bags. Kind of funny how the term has evolved.

Look out! Peak wind is coming, warns top Harvard physicist

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Cracked the Code

If you take a research paper and change any could or maybe and into a will you get a Lewis Page anti-anything but nuclear article!

Basically take scientific reporting, remove scientific language and highlight statements that out of context support unfounded personal assessments and get an El Reg article!

Ha! Now I'd like a job here.

DHS bigwig 'adamantly opposed' to degree fetishism

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Re: It depends

Agreed. It completely depends on where and how a degree will be applied.

To be honest, most undergrad degrees these days don't give the degree holder much more than an overinflated sense of self worth. In lots of cases I'd rather have a bright self doer than a newly minted grad. Our research and engineering staff are all college grads but our field staff and over half of our IT staff don't have degrees. Some of the more talented field staff actually make more money than anyone in the organization (except the sales guys).

Welcome to our Wi-Fi: Devicescape reinvents landing page

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Re: I wonder if that is legal?

Yes it is. Clicking has the same legal ramifications as any fancy doodle you draw to symbolize your name. At least in the U.S.

Fujitsu to get oldsters out the house and thoroughly caned

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Status Monitor

"Stick has detected an increased heart rate. If you are in danger swing Stick wildly until help arrives".

North Korean citizens told: Socialist haircuts are a thing... go get some

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Re: Imagine if...

Dear Leader can never be bald. The strength of the gravity field generated by his mighty brain hold his hairs in place.

Climate scientists link global warming to extreme weather

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Re: A fair analysis

What? What? You do realize that you just pointed out exactly why there is a strong likelihood of anthropogenic change. You so realize that don't you?

McAfee dumps signatures and proclaims an (almost) end to botnets

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Effective

Telecoms people have been using a very similar thing for years to control revenue leakage. It works very well. I hope it works as well for this.

It begins: Six-strikes copyright smackdown starts in US

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Meh

Re: I don't give a shit anymore...

Dude. WTF are you on about? You think people are going to revolt because they got caught stealing? Unlikely.

"Piracy" actually did do quite a bit of good and forced publishers to get prices down to a reasonable level. Now that part is over and we all have to accept the fact that we want music/shows and the people that make those things want to get paid. It's called finding middle ground. Get used to it. It really is OK.