* Posts by phil dude

1937 publicly visible posts • joined 30 Nov 2011

SPACE FARMER 'nauts arrive safely at International Space Station

phil dude
Boffin

Re: freeze dry

I believe that is one of the "accidental" things they discovered from the Apollo missions. Bacteria survived on some of the cameras they had use on the moon (and were brought back to Earth).

In my own experiments, E.coli can survive in glucose and the high vacuum and radiation of an electron microscope.....though it does tend to get chunks blown out of its membrane.

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Jeep drivers can be HACKED to DEATH: All you need is the car's IP address

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Black Helicopters

Michael Hastings....

His death was in a Mercedes C250 coupe, and it did seem strange that the car lost control on a pretty mundane piece of highway.

These researchers may be the first to publish, but perhaps it has been weaponized by the spooks already?

Stupid is scary, every time.

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Science sub spots lost Revolutionary-era SHIPWRECK

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Boffin

History...

...is written by the winners.

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Marshall wants to turn your phone UP TO ELEVEN

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Linux

verify 128GB...

I am running android 5.1 (Moto-E 4G) and inserted 128GB Sandisk and let android format it and it works fine.

The reformat was necessary though.

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Windows 10 Edge: Standards kinda suck yet better than Chrome?

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Linux

Re: Strange advert....

@dogged: *most* of android...?

Citation please.

You will get no argument from me about Android's creepy "blobs".

But surely an open-source browser is the absolute minimum for a sane world?

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Paris Hilton

Strange advert....

This is a strange advert that proclaims "our new browser will be brilliant compared to our old browser, but to use it you will have to buy into our crufty, malware desktop environment".

It is not opensource, so it cannot be trusted. It doesn't run on other platforms so why would anyone *choose* this browser unless they had no choice?

Oh yeah. Free market. right....

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Time for a brutal TELLY-OFF: Android TV versus Firefox OS

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Linux

TV == big monitor

Maybe with Kodi and Roku attached for sanity.

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SourceForge goes TITSUP thanks to storage fault

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WTF?

don't want to scare folks but...

Github has a need for flash on its site - I'm not sure where as I only get the firefox "WARNING!! Retarded plugin".

So if SF is crap, perhaps GH is not far behind....

Thank Goodness git *itself* is a distributed system...

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Thanks for open sourcing .NET say Point of Sale villains

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Mushroom

It must be Friday...

The El Reg FUD machine is in full flow, before heading to the pub.

Security by Obscurity is no Security at all. Arguing that Open source some how reduces the non-existent security, is a bogus argument and missed the point.

Bad people are always looking to do Bad Things with the toys on our side of the fence (i.e. Society)

That's because criminals do not produce anything, which is why they look to pollute our world with their ignorance, greed and probably a health dose of depraved psychosis.

</rant>

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Bitcoin fixes a Greek problem – but not the Greek debt problem

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Joke

printing money...

"This was designed to be a common system, but watching out to stop naughiness. The German influence on the Eurozone rules might be guessed by the fact that all €500 and €200 notes are only ever printed in countries who speak German..."

The Germans still have the well oiled wheelbarrows....

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RC4 crypto: Get RID of it already, say boffins

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Boffin

Re: WPA or WPA2?

@Tridac: While any encryption can be broken given enough time and sample data,...

This statement is not true. Good encryption is effectively unbreakable no matter how much data you have. Flawed encryption is crackable some of the time, by those with resources. Bad encryption is just not considered encryption.

With as many devices running this downgraded cipher, I suspect there will be a bounty for crims of all stripes for years to come...

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Thunder-faced Mozilla lifts Flash Firefox block after 0-days plugged

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Linux

firefox/chrome/chromium...

All of these 3 browsers have mechanisms for isolation. The most useful is profiles - completely separate installations that can be even executed as another users (in Linux and Mac, I don't know about Windows).

The point is, you can have browsers for banking, company, mail etc.. and then a toxic one for all those sites with whizzy dancing flash rubbish.

As much as flash needs to die, the current situation is at least a practical workaround for those who need to use it for corporate websites (that includes me).

Yes I know this may not be ideal for IT in large organisations, but it seems simple.

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The Great Barrier Relief – Inside London's heavy metal and concrete defence act

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Boffin

Re: Silly Question Time

It is a chemical reaction, not a "loss of water" or cooling down setting you might be used to. e.g. jelly (cooling) , pots (loss of water).

Generally, the slower concrete sets, the stronger it becomes.

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Attention dunderheads: Taxpayers are NOT giving businesses £93bn

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Boffin

Re: Interesting writeup

What are business rates?

These are taxes charged on non-domestic properties – such as shops, offices and pubs – to help pay for local services. You will have to pay business rates if you are using a building, or part of a building, for anything beyond just living there. Business rates based on the value of the property.

From this article, in clearer English than the govt speak

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phil dude
Boffin

Re: Interesting writeup

@TimWorstal: Business (Non-domestic) rates are paid by the business in a property not the landlord.

Business rates are payable even if there is no business in a property, which was introduced to force renters to rent - plenty of loop holes I am sure....

Please fact check better.

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'Ugly Reddit commentards made me doubt humanity'

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Joke

monkey?

I thought the monkey was on the chair in the kitchen, nearly the heavily wooded area?

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Benchmark bandit: Numascale unveils 10TB/sec monster

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IT Angle

price vs performance....

Probably a much cheaper way to build a big memory box - and avoid rewriting your applications just to test them.

I would like to point out the ~1us MPI latency in the whitepaper, but no good figures for "bare metal"....

Anyone the wiser?

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Pan Am Games: Link to our website without permission and we'll sue

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Coat

Oscar Wilde....

There's only one thing worse than bad publicity....

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Trebles all round: The BBC's won this licence fee showdown

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Thumb Up

Re: @SuccessCase nailed it

@paulf - a nice analysis - once subscriptions arrive, the license is DOA.

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Five lightweight Linux desktop worlds for extreme open-sourcers

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missing the point....

In Linux there the the login manager - you can autologin and get the desktop, but that is not the default on most modern distros.

The "display manager" has a drop down list of what session you would like - KDE, Gnome, Openbox etc etc...

You can have any desktop, anytime you like, as can any user.

I run KDE on my workstation (2 monitors 6400 x 2160) , which allows multiple "activities" to be configured so you can have desktops setup with different applications , browsers, multimedia etc....

I run kubuntu on my laptop.

Comparing desktops is a somewhat antiquated look at modern systems. The applications are what make it usable, and for productivity Linux has really grown-up.

Who wants parity with Windoze, just want it to *work*.

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Crap crypto crackdown coming as FBI boss testifies to US Congress

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Facepalm

Re: Comey's an idiot

If you want to be in charge of solving problems, get yourself elected because then qualifications don't matter*.

We live in a world where the B-ship- needs to leave...

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phil dude
FAIL

FOSS all the way...

The problem with clueless politicians like this, is we all know it is not possible to achieve in practice.

So instead they will pressure companies to put in back doors and using the laws that make it illegal to tell the truth, they'll pollute a computers software in some other way.

You might love your PC or Mac, but even with FOSS we are all screwed if the Govt can legislate the building of dysfunctional computers.

The only ray of hope is the Govt is not that competent, but we are still all *paying* for this abuse...

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phil dude
Headmaster

Re: And for an encore ...

El Reg, and we please have MathML or Latex in these comments?

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7/7 memories: I was on a helpdesk that day and one of my users died

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Black Helicopters

Re: Is it just me ... ?

It's called a "meme".

And yes, Govt's, Corps and Religions love them as a way to invoke emotion in the masses....

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Chinese takeaway, hold the Google: Xiaomi Mi4 LTE Android

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FAIL

no sd slot..?

I thought dual sims was the Asian standard...

FYI, I have cheap Moto-E 4G and 128GB of SDXC works just fine - you need to let Android format it otherwise it complains.

How does Ted Tso, author of EXT4 work for Google and Android phones will not read EXT4?

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Dormant ALIEN SLIME LIFE frozen in SPEEDING comet will AWAKEN - boffins

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Re: life of some sort is probably inevitable....

thumbs up for obscure seventies tv reference ;-)

Heavy atoms are everything that is not Hydrogen....For life on Earth we need C,O,N,S,P,H and occasionally Fe,Va,Se etc....

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phil dude
Boffin

life of some sort is probably inevitable....

...given enough time.

Less time if the right temperature, or if there is liquid water. But any mathematical model of evolution processes will show you once you can make any molecular copy with random interactions, even a low probability of fidelity it will rapidly converge onto an improving solution.

The issue of alien life, is not whether it exists, as we know life exists somewhere (here!). We might not even recognise it...

But whether it exists within our time-space event horizon...given how much of the universe we can not observe.

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PS We do of course we need supernovae to make the heavy atoms, but I am arguing that the evolutionary process is very powerful and therefore life of some form is inevitable.

150,000 angry Redditors demand Chairman Pao's head on a spike

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Coat

Re: And the Internet Hate Machine rolls on.

All that.....and as CEO of Reddit tried to censor those who complained as if it was her own personal noticeboard.

In effect a Streisland selfie...?

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Boffins demo 'memcomputer', plot von Neumann's retirement

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Boffin

P != NP....

@Paul A. Clayton Thank you for dredging that up - it is an accessible explanation.

This sort of "magical thinking" has got to be torpedoed when it rears its head.

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BPI fiddles with music consumption figures while revenues burn

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FAIL

saturation....

Let me bang a drum. There is more music than anyone could ever listen to.

These companies need to hire some decent statisticians and instead calculate the ratio of new/old music consumed. That would give a better idea of the future rather than the wishful thinking that drives their greedy lawsuits.

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Firefox 39 bites four critical bugs

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Pint

soon...

I am running beta (currently 40) and their roadmap says that per-process tabs is approaching (Electrolysis).

This should at least remove the LCD crashing code, and might actually start to improve the performance.

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It’s 2015 and we're being told not to send credit cards as cleartext

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FAIL

one time pads?

How about the credit organisations have a website where you can enter an amount , and you use local card reader and pin and generate a unique transaction code, that cannot be used more than once.

Barclays uses this for payments, how hard would it be to make this the default?

No CC numbers needed...

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Wanna go all Gandalf – YOU SHALL NOT PASS – on Windows 10?

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Joke

how ironic...

it has been ten years since I exorcised Windoze from my life, and Microsoft has release a version to remind me why.

Thank you Microsoft.

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Mastercard facial recog-ware will unlock your money using SELFIES

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Coat

image recognition doesn't need a blindfold...

who says it has to be your *face* you give as an image....

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Will rising CO2 damage the world's oceans? Not so much

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Boffin

Proof of evolution on the back of beer mat....

E.coli, the lab work horse has a DNA replication error rate of approx 1 base in 105, which for a 5 Megabase genome is about 100 mutations per generation. E.coli can reproduce in 20 minutes, and occupies a volume of 1um3. So one metric ton of sea water can hold 1018 E.coli at OD600=0.6. Hence, starting with a single bacterium, this volume could be filled in less than a day - producing approximately 1020 mutations.

Even ignoring lateral gene transfer, this is a massive diversity of sequence, and demonstrates the thorough search carried about by biology every microsecond for the last 3.5 billion years. Our existence (as is all multicellular life) is dependent on microbial life. It is by pure chance that humans have adapted to be the only species that can affect all other life on Earth. A little bit of humility would not go amiss when bandying around wild guesses on the fate of the planet.

The microbes however, have absolutely nothing to lose. They were here before us ,and will be around long after us.

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Biologists gasp at lemur's improbably colossal bollocks

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Joke

Buster Gonad....

and his unfeasibly large....

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Linux Mint 17.2: If only all penguinista desktops were done this way

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minty fresh....

I'm using Debian on my monster molecular workstation box, but I have added the Mint repos to bring in newer versions of some tools (thunderbird etc..), and I am glad to hear they are staying the course.

I am, however, using KDE and I find that to be a bit of a mixed bag. It works fine, and has some neat new features - KdeConnect will notify you of things on your phone so you can aggregate (and ignore if you want) phone things, including calls, from the desktop!!!! I cannot tell you how cool that is.

For those who have never tried linux, now is the time. Just see if it works for you, you might be surprised.

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D-Wave promises chip that could search the whole universe

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Joke

factoring and beer...

This is not "quantum computing as we know it, Jim".

In other words, it is definitely a really good fridge, but only possibly a quantum computer.

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Facebook frees Messenger from its gilded cage

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Joke

anonymous habits...

Of course, under lollipop there are better controls, and Android-M is still more fine grain.

Then again, not using your real name is probably a better plan....

Yours

Zaphod Beeblebrox's Other head

Docker and Microsoft unite Windows and Linux in the cloud

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WTF?

hang on...

Yes , I checked , we have hit a new low.....M$ HEARTS Linux.

Is this satire, comedy or really crap marketing?

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Microsoft releases free Office apps for half of all Android phones

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WTF?

Re: Well, well…

But into what?

Another bastard corporation?

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Privacy advocates descend on proposed domain name change

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FAIL

liability...

corporations need more liability for having any personal data...and its usage.

Isn't this just creepy?

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Indiana Jones whips Bond in greatest movie character poll

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Thumb Up

Re: What no...

Micheal Dobbs is listed as an Executive producer on the Netflix product, so that may explain the consistency in the initial stories. The end of season one on the DC Metro (in the BBC original it was from a building), was brilliantly surprising!

I too grew up with Francis. Spacey has had time to really gives the character some depth.

The brilliant placement of Frank Underwood as a congressman who went to a military academy in the Deep South...very cleverly done!

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Virgin Media starts its broadband-of-the-gaps fibre rollout

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@1980s_coder "Some of us like to run private servers from home, if we're out and about all the time. The internet is more than just cat videos and pirated music, you know."

+ 1,000,000.

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SGI to flick switch on new Japanese super

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Boffin

shared mem?

SGI used to sell some shared memory boxes - useful for some calculations, though our physics codes are nearly all MPP optimised...

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Airbnb beats actual posh hotel chain with stupidly large valuation

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Joke

need android hotels...

A robot that follows you around , and turns into a room when you need it.

Perhaps that is what the VW Beetle Camper van is, when the spark that made Herbie work is isolated...

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Go fac' yourselves: US privacy bods walk out of visage recog talks

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Pint

liability...

There needs to be much greater liability for corporation to hold *any* personal data.

I would love to see the lawsuit for fingering the wrong twin (didn't anyone not see Luther?)

No idea what to do about incompetent $GOVT...

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Apple seeks fawning 'journalists' for in-house 'news' self pluggery

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Coat

Re: Drop the dead donkey

and the mauled teddy bear somewhere in shot...

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EU legal eagles to vote on lonely pirate Reda's copyright report

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FAIL

entrenchment...

This is seen all over society - wealth entrenchment.

With houses, you lobby to not build new ones so the ones you own are more valuable.

With land it is "you cannot build there".

With media it is "I made this, and think it should return profit forever" in this way the new media cannot wash away the old media.

We reached saturation probably 40 years ago, but the internet has made it possible for the average person to aggregate anything they want.

And media companies keep wanting the same prices for selling mediocre average quality into a saturated market.

What could possibly go wrong?

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Holy SSH-it! Microsoft promises secure logins for Windows PowerShell

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Joke

GPL or who cares....

Title says it all.

See also:

Wolf in sheeps clothing.

"Grandma what big eyes you have"

Big Wooden Horse that spoiled Club Med

That's enuff.

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