* Posts by Tail Up

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Uber borgs with Yandex's ride-sharing biz in Russosphere

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Sir

A bloke enters a search phrase:

"Is FSB spying on me"?

"No", replies Yandex.

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Joke

NewCo!? Might've gained a booming popularity in NetHerLands.

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Why, Robot? Understanding AI ethics

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Re: "Kill switch" or equivalent

The Outcast/etc dressing will hit the tops of the industry. Get it, have it, sell it, profit it - until we come to ask for help.

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Re: Raw Base

"...and almighty destructive weapon too, be IT theirs to wield as they choose to see fit"..... - as nothing as any thing/being hat helps the Void garner more of The Field.

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IT Angle

Re: Raw Base

Ma. Gra. Thea.

Who else can turn it back to life and into living?

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Raw Base

The more one sits in a computer chair, the more sure that it's not any more a computer, when it's connectd to internet. It's something else, isn't it.

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We're not saying we're living in a simulation but someone's simulated the universe in a computer

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Re: Recommend reading the original

Oh. Can anyone remind me, on which length of a phrase a human's brain slowdowns understanding? It accepts the flow, but .... [slowdown] .... no more properly calculates and combines the variety of meanings intercrossed to get the sense, which may be one or, in less cases, two or three.... [covffee break] .... they were meant by their constructor to be understood as they were meant/technically properly teleported into the target intellect, but the blocks were too long and the speed of their transaction was constant without slowdowns or coffee breaks. Poor processor...

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Coat

Re: Honest question here

Maybe 50-60. I wish the local boffinry would kindly perform an experiment, to compare their results with some of the Chinese mine'o'saurs' ones - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1670628.0 ... I wonder what if the Chinese, etc. miners' activity is really just a thoroughly hidden, pretty clandestine operation on simulating a virtual Universe, and mining BTC is a form of their fair fee, which the virtual Universe is paying to them? Sorta peanuts for... umm, ok, leaving (-;

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"over 4,000 Nvidia Tesla P100 16GB GPUs running for about 80 hours" -

Bitcoina's Paradise...

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'Major incident' at Capita data centre: Multiple services still knackered

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Re: British Airways

Coincidence. And there's even another one: at the same time a couple of fighter jets were lifted from a Scottish base to keep IT up there :-)

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Power plant cyber threat: Lock up your ICSs and SCADAs

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Re: Been there, done that and now we doing this and that ...

"What are up to URself, AC?" -

None of anything the many would have imagined, amanfromMars.

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First the Rise of the Machines, now this: UK military's Exercise Information Warrior

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Pint

ReMastery of UniVerses Communicating Cyber Elements

Re: "For the confirmation here, ... ... everything and anything worthwhile is made to work for Present Systems, is it not?" -

Howdy, Doc,

Fortunately, for those relentlessly searching 4 inexhaustible answers, there are 0ne for All - "No, it isn't" and "Yes, it is" answers in the same time, and both come given in such unusual 4 most of Us Mortals way because of the usual and common for the few of those living with Nuages Au Dessous, UniVersal Quantum nature of things to pass and come.

Hope, the Present is Perfect, while the Future is Indefinite until one brings it into accordance with Now - https://youtu.be/98W9QuMq-2k?list=PLCJypncls0MBzCjJaQEmeaWlJJtVeURER

And what are those Six Serving Men until they're Found by a one for a chat in between Where and When and where is there to build such a Telescopic facility, if not at ElReg's place?

Eight beers, because http://www.tania-soleil.com/rudyard-kipling-i-keep-six-honest-serving-men/

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Neuromorphic progress: And we for one welcome our new single artificial synapse overlords

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Re-ReThinking Machines ... and the Media Machine under Incessant SMARTR Attack/Rock Steady AIBarrage

"Why ever... ... available" -

a prime example of a beautiful, irresistible and undisputed logic.

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ReThinking Machines ... and the Media Machine under Incessant SMARTR Attack/Rock Steady AIBarrage

That is excellent. Whoever said that is not far from Buddhahood.

A human brain. A multicore teraprocessor of the first level, connected to environment of a matrix of HiRes variables sensors, placed by the intent of matrix of HiRes+ senses into the environment of AllRes variables. Never any smart machine, void of soul, chakras, brain and a heart, come ever close to this, because it's not enlisted in the Book of Life.

Find a place for a Pure Chance in this intentionally pseudochaotic motion, and one will understand the script which runs a ChanceGen. it's always 50/50, whatever the other prognostications say*.

*In zero gravity, just catch the coin on its fly.

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'I AM TWEETING TRUTH TO POWER: AND YOU CAN'T STOP MY FACTS, MR PRESIDENT!'

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Re: Hail Trump!

Please route it up right if it' Lenin or do you really mean Lennon?

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US govt straight up accuses Russia of hacking prez election

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Paris Hilton

Elections? There's a Rule #34 for it.

And - them both keep a gun under the pillow. Vote, whos one is cocked up all night through?

Paris, because she's a woman, too.

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'NSA' hack okshun woz writ by Inglish speeker trieing to hyde

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Товарищ,

ваш комментарий заставил меня прочитать саму статью (-: Thanks.

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Australia admits to running offensive cyber-ops team

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Re: most important part

""Experience in other countries shows that the rest will be ineffective" -

it matters who gives'em advertising. It's not about selling anything to anybody... usually they advertise shi* that noone would buy without rising it to the RGB top))

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AI, VR, bots and YOU? A survivor's guide to The Future™

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Re: incoherant but rel

Robotxt?

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UK.gov says it's letting 1,000 SMEs push digital wares at civil servants

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Why, AC, Up...

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This is just a preview — your post hasn’t been submitted yet.

Whenever the Something is simply being more human, rather than looking for being more digital -- yes, one possibly has SomeTHInG to share.... and this being less digital is becoming unexpectedly urgent for a Govt-backed service or a Service-backed govt...

They come forth, they go a'passing, fade away, and come and go, and the only worth a handshake is the one I think I know.

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I love you. I will kill you! I want to make love to you: The evolution of AI in pop culture

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Re: artificail dumbness

https://a-a.d-cd.net/aa5c0eu-960.jpg , and nothing's gonna hurt you.

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Re: @Cranky_Yank - IBM loved 2001

Heretically programmed :-)

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Happy

Re: Marvin

....yet it's hard to truly define, even in terms of human illogicality and irrationality, the understanding of a so-called Natural intellect, at least for myself, Marvin (-;

Oh. Do human nerve tissues conduct light of some kind of a chemical fluorescence, or maybe I just had a nightmare? Have you seen anyone just slightly glowing inm the darkness?

And yes, this is a question posed exactly as it is written here @ElReg Commentards section. One wouldn't be much surprised, anyway.

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Re: Adding More than Simple Depth to the Widening Web

here

https://youtu.be/0keVvDXO1K0

7B, I'm Love, 2002

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Re: Adding More than Simple Depth to the Widening Web

Re: More than Depth (-:

impersonal, informal

To: DH @ DM @ GOOG

From: ecoinformal

Sbj: Multiple Patching

cc: 360 bros

Key:

"I'm not a wind

I'm not the Sun

I'm Love

I'll vanish

2b back

4u"

7B, I'm Love, 2002

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Re: "The author who coined the terms robotics and positronics"

ну ёпта, бро!

"ра-'бо-та", 'ро-бот.

чапек придумал слово, таки он чех или где? речь похожа, один хрен чехи и русские - братья.

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славянская речь? не, не слышал))

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US police contracts and private forum posts dumped online

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Re: Was SIN ever so Sweet and Appealing and Enlightening ‽ .

Well, I would believe :-) that patching such delicate stuff isn't an easy task. Scenes chosen intentionally to shorten the explaining this... if one hasn't experienced it before.

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Re: This is why why need strong encryption!

[coffee]

Strong... *what*?

owe me a keyboard

[/coffee]

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Google DeepMind cyber-brain cracks tough AI challenge: Beating a top Go board-game player

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Re: Atoms

Ha. They've simply expanded the known quantity of operable data particles in the Universe up to the possible number of moves in a given match opening at around 2.08 x 10^170 pieces. Congratulations. Now us all have to deal with it (-;

The more interesting news is that each field on which the move is done, represents a comparable number of chess boards "behind" a single field.

This is exactly where we come closer to "intervariables". Simple fractals haven't become way too boring explaination, anyway...

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Davos 2016: It's now all about technology, but what actually happened?

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Re: No Surprise there - Banker incurred debts are about to be called in... with extreme prejudice.

Fort Knox, do we mean it?

They won't end up with a pinpoint op, if something. If Devil has a subMaster plan, we all will be involved into a spiralling course of roaring events, the every moment of which will be felt like grinding skin and flesh down to the bones. Depeche Mode UK, "Stripped", Technology SU, "Push the button".

just do with no doubt type 55 73, whatever (-:

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Apple's Tim Cook rocks up at Vatican - one week after Schmidt

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(-: Isn't IT all about what is coming soon, dear Awesome Missionary Fellows Messenger pathfinders/icebreakers? Luck and Pure Chance Order make good Friends in this QUniverse, the GOD's Mother... why just anyone near not visit Frank, while the Seat is as busy as a Fiddle for the Flow?

Let's C :-)

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Is that light at the end of AMD's dark tunnel, or God sparking up a cig?

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Re: Operating Sees

"And Cast Perfectly with Heavens' Bounty" -

This is a better English to enjoy. I wish I could cast out anything nearly this perfect.

Does The Church read The Register? If it does, it has nothing to say, as was it in more frank cases.

Stalwarts might get with Gift Of Forest Company or whatever form it may appear for its better appearance on Stage/Board/Chessboard. The number is well-known amongst the Services. Just get a grip at it and push the buttons first.

DM, A Question Of Time.... and one has it learnt pretty well.

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Onyx to erect 'for sale' sign outside corp HQ, say sources

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Sleeping on a stairway makes thought exceptionally exclusive and totally incomprehensible. The more, hungry belly would have its ear in anything but enjoyment I had while was reading some of the sharpest example of an Occam-like paragraphs... that was great, rewarding and is fully supported, with no hidden catches and strings attached type of the hordes that stress and corrupt.

In a fully Private, Singularity Attended Mutual.... well, lease would be nothing more than a dishonest scum, because it flows boundless and runs free to anyone having the courage to accept the tide and be not a driftwood, but a Right Royal Ship in it, or, in such particular cases, IT. Pushing the conditions and treaties on it is an example of another, not fit for the Flow Purpose, mindset. This, hopefully, answers the question risen and sweeps away all doubt's.

Blessed are those.... well, finishing the string is what imagination fails somehow, so as to keep it mum (-:

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Lovelace at 200: Celebrating the High Priestess to Babbage's machines

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Re: The Leading Edge of Reality....

re cc Bank of England -

might be of a "wtf" kind for some who may be many, but definitely "wow!" for yet a few....

what a shxp:// ! (-;

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The Register's entirely serious New Year's resolutions for 2016

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55 73

and, of course, amanfromMars (see amanfromMars1), Reg's cult philosopher and commenter, would scarcely keep his own consulate in a dull and dusty village, but founded it here, on these humble pages. A Shakespearean, representing an idea of an electronic personality, one of the most sophisticated and mind-breaking ones, which one could meet in the Net.

Top stuff w0rdplay that deserves own page on a regular basis. I would type 55 73 with a special pleasure tonight.

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Forget anonymity, we can remember you wholesale with machine intel, hackers warned

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Paris Hilton

Re: triviall countermeasues

Then you'd easily add just your style to overshakespeare those of the ProgrammingWord@Command, says you, AC?

Paris, because boobz.

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Big Brother is born. And we find out 15 years too late to stop him

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Re: Why would you expect anything else

Would you really want it?

"Hold on, this is waiting to be approved by The Daily Bell". Lawyers. I have then corrected the post, cravenly.

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GCHQ creates Github repo, offers graph database code

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Re: This Re of Positive Effective Direct Action....

"And be there more than just the one" - let me think :-)

Each universe claims ITself the only true string in the Void, and One hears a cacophony pretty well... I believe one does. But they're all tied to one Bridge and Neck, whenever there is a Solo Guitar or there's a whole Conference of them.

How would one make this ear-tear a symphony?

This/He/She what does it each second one can count (on) is an Answer to the Question and Everything. Really.

"Music is an interstellar language", etc, etc.

https://youtu.be/AOzkN8dHnjk , that one piece is well enough known amongst the Musicians and is translated pretty good (-: Peter Nalich.... and this one is presented accordingly to the requests sent and questions raised - https://youtu.be/8KfP7vi5GHc @Rondo, "Universe / Pale Bartender", 1989. Had the pleasure to make a key2key translation:

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a pale bartender

with a shaking hand

a captive of tobacco smoke

and she who's agree to ride with me

are also the parts of the universe

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the taxi counter

like a pulse

straight to the yard and to the left

stars

the trails of tracer-bullets

are also the parts of the universe

.

stale cognac

diluted bread

knees clenched nervously

and lips of yours

like a card game bluff

are also the parts of the universe

.

dark dawn in a cold window

time like a conveyor belt

and everything going on inside of me

are also the parts of the universe

.

are also the parts of the universe

....

Peter 2? Come in for the diagnostics :-) This meatloaf is still bleeding. Mmm, tasty.

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HPE's private London drinking club: Name that boozer

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Pint

Вспомним Молодость?

07 Агдама per trunk, батон, луковицу и под мост на Орбитал где-нибудь в районе Stains on Thames)), the upper you appear, the fewer stains pass by))).

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Pentagon gets green light for WAR ... of web propaganda against IS

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Civils...

Seems like a series of pin hits should low-level the threat, but the local regionals at the levers are just nominal units, and will be replaced as soon as let out of the game. Breaking the ties in fleabarrelling and diminishing the provision and ammo supply will disjoin the "united monolyth" and make the field bosses flee in fear from their bewildered unpaid, but contracted staff. Curtain, contracting the "rebels" on civil and military service... and let'em have another kind of field, an oil one, or two, or three, to keep their trousers on waist (-:

I definitely think that some of the members of some families should take their respectable asse* and serve kindly as hostages of good will in the hell bottom of where they "do not want the bombs to fall". I will gladly volunteer the whole lot of on-air stand-ups.

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Taxi for NASA! SpaceX to fly astronauts to space station

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Re: ... press Space to gamble

Fine, and cutting, Mr. President. Ain't got no towel, though.

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Coat

Re: Money for nothing and the chips are free ..... that is the space gamble at the top of the tree

Chips Are Free is a great news. Logic&Rational LLC?

"Welcome to Capitalised AIdDVenturism with Global Operating Devices" - is that/this where one can put one's coat?

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Alien

Re: Coders Needed

you may fall shortly to disbelief, there's a queue of them translators... but each time the translations will be different (-:

one believes that the academical set of rules is brief in it.

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UK cyber-spy law takes Snowden's revelations of mass surveillance – and sets them in stone

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IT Angle

Look, ma – no backdoors!

Because they won't be called that?

Oi diff-hatted gangstas, what is a backdoor for John, is a main entrance for Jack (-: Same stuff whenever one mistakingly supposes that he does run his own body. What a non-enlightened naivety... one's eyes are just watching back of the owner of a human body's site... hands, legs, everything - is just a h3xadecimal neuro-quantum bioset constructed to serve and to protect a beautiful mind that prepares the paths for its slaves, which are the bodies, in a false pride calling itself people who servie him well without their own informed consent. Billions of minds blinded by what they "see" "in front" of them and, joined for a good Red&Black luck. Truly a Front.

A Stellar Supreme Suprematic SuperMateIQ constellation of Intelligence Brinks that bring enlightenment to a very few of... one can say chosen, but there is always a choice between Black and Red on a single surface.

Said above pulls no strings, hides no catches, calls no names. God bless us.

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GCHQ can and will spy on politicos, rules tribunal

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Pint

Re: Now wrapped inside AI

you can add one mine

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The Register and heise Launch Continuous Lifecycle Conference in the UK

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Re: Congrats, Team Reg!

Itsa Longwa ...

... but one's gotta make it.

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