* Posts by RichardB

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Hey, DevOps fans. We've got another TLA for you to write down: CDF

RichardB

Where have I seen that TLA before....

Ah yes...Clostridium Difficile... bacterium that infects the bowels and causes diarrhea...

Delightful.

Freelance devs: Oh, you wanted the app to be secure? The job spec didn't mention that

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Re: Quality

Yeah she got all the beans.

When the bits hit the FAN: US military accused of knackering Russian trolls, news org's IT gear amid midterm elections

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So... how long do TLA's reserve their meaning?

I rather thought that IRA one was taken; being a famously popular, and well funded by US interests, charitable organisation.

After last year's sexism shambles, 2019's RSA infosec bash has upped its inclusivity game

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I'm curious... do other industries manage to 'get it right'?

Car shows, motorbike shows etc perhaps?

Accused hacker Lauri Love tries to retrieve Fujitsu lappie and other gear from Britain's FBI in court

RichardB

Ah yes, the telephone book punishment

Colour all the e's red, unless they follow a vowel. Then they are blue. Unless they preceed a vowel, in which case they are purple.

Reverse the rules on odd pages.

Worried about Brexit food shortages? North Korean haute couture has just the thing

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Re: The usual suspect

"Nah,... what probably will happen is that the UK will gladly flaunt any WTO rules about inspecting stuff at the borders, claiming to be incapable to comply due to a lack of customs officers and failed IT projects. And people have to eat, get their medicine and have holidays abroad. The cost of these legalities however seem to cost vastly more than whatever the UK ever contributed to the EU and just when you thought to have moved all the bureaucrats to Brussels they'll have to be reinstated at home."

Just think of the employment prospects. We will wipe out the dole queue over night.

We did Nazi see this coming... Internet will welcome Earth's newest nation with, sigh, a brand new .SS TLD

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Anyone for A.ss?

Dear humans, We thought it was time we looked through YOUR source code. We found a mystery ancestor. Signed, the computers

RichardB

I was imagining some Russian grey beard professor talking to his young protege...

Black Friday? Yes, tech vendors might be feeling a bit glum looking at numbers for the UK

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I'll know better next year

This year I had a curious window of needing some shopping over the last week or 2.

Got a couple of things notionally down in the sale, but have so far been royally screwed on an Amazon Fire tablet for the kid, which plunged by 40 odd quid within a week of purchase.

So... next year I shall know better. Don't buy anything from Amazon in November until I see it in a sale.

Mind you, the chances are good that (as with this year) I shall suffer retail fatigue and just grind to a decision halt on the laptop and put it off for another few months, ready to be screwed again next year.

Facebook floats BOLT to jolt code out of bit bloat

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Someone's already got that don't they?

Neo4J - the graph database made famous after the Panama Papers.

Isn't Bolt the Neo4J published network protocol?

One might find it at a mysteriously named website - boltprotocol.org

GNOMEs beat Microsoft: Git Virtual File System to get a new name

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GILFS - Git Incremental Lookup File System

Trio indicted after police SWAT prank call leads to cops killing bloke

RichardB

The real question:

Why does the photo include the Sheriffs department Speedball2 team?

Astroboffins spy the most greedy black hole yet gobbling a Sun a day

RichardB

Where was the Ed?

"at a rate of 200 million suns over a million years. It has a voracious appetite and gobbles a mass equivalent to twice that of our Sun every two days to sustain itself."

What's wrong with a little simplification?

If 2 x days growth = 2 x Sun.... why not just say a sun a day?

Why stop at 2 days? Why not make it a round 1,000? A hundred suns in a hundred days.

'Housemate from hell' catches 24 new charges after alleged nightmare cyberstalking spree

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Cyber/Physical

Notwithstanding the messed up nature of all this - and especially the kp issues at hand; I can't help wondering if the guy had accessed a physical diary and photocopied some photo's, would the charge sheet look similar?

The blockchain era is here but big biz, like most folk, hasn't a clue what to do with it

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What I want to know is

... what does the British Computer Society have to say about this egregious appropriation of their TLA?

Apple hands Chinese iCloud to Guizhou-Cloud Big Data Industry

RichardB

How odd... I came here to quote the exact same phrase, for a different reason.

I guess Editors these days don't work to quite the same standards as they used to.... either that or there's a subtle joke about "data" not being in the right place that's wafted past me.

Brace yourselves for the 'terabyte (sic) of death', warns US army IT boss

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Stop

slang v gospel

I see that you call him out on his terabyte, but you breeze by his 600 gig.

I'm pretty sure he wasn't addressing his network admins, so it really doesn't matter does it... you knew what he was talking about so the communication was successful; still a nice bit of internet pedantry to take a cheap shot is always worth a wry smile from certain quarters.

Parity's $280m Ethereum wallet freeze was no accident: It was a hack, claims angry upstart

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Re: Whilst I have sympathy..

Not exactly what you are looking for but you could take a peek at Yugoslavia over 93/94 and Venezuela 2013 to present...

Forget the 'simulated universe', say boffins, no simulator could hit the required scale

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I can't help thinking that there's another conclusion here

What they are really concluding is that in order for this universe to be a simulation, it requires a whole new form of computing capability that we are not currently aware of.

In other words the simulation can only be from us in the future, or a terrifyingly more technologically advanced species than ours.

Except of course that if we are a simulation, then us in the future can't create us in the past, unless of course they have taken over the simulation and are themselves running a historic 1st person simulation game, or indeed broken out of the simulation and somehow sequestered a server for their own creative purposes. In which case they wouldn't necessarily be us, but an earlier generation of sim...

Not to mention that if we are a simulation we are not strictly going to be in the same classification system, let alone similarity of species to the programmers and engineers that created us.

What fun.

DataCore tech cranks wheezing SQL Servers to ridiculous speeds

RichardB

Briefly interested, then I saw the price, the lack of compatibility with real world SQL servers, and realized it was April again already.

Shock! Hackers for medieval caliphate are terrible coders

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Where have I heard similar before...

Oh yes... we are a(n) {insert laughably inaccurate business model here} company not an IT company... we Integrate we don't Develop...

Sure...

Let me see you integrate that word document mission statement, after all its just joining a few words together in a tool.

Uncle Sam outlines evidence against British security whiz Hutchins

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Does he sound like a baddie?

What's his accent like?

Seems the merkins believe that anyone with certain british accents and a bit of independent thought must be an evil villain...

Photobucket says photo-f**k-it, starts off-site image shakedown

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Yes, very much so.

Just look at the manner in which UK Students are drip fed debt as part of the long term plan to ensure 'credit' is seen as both normal and a good thing... it's all interest free to start with, then when you are so far in there's no hope to climb back out, they hit you with the fees and interest for the next 20 years or more.

America throws down gauntlet: Accept extra security checks or don't carry laptops on flights

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Vigilance, citizen.

Intel's Skylake and Kaby Lake CPUs have nasty hyper-threading bug

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Re: Crap quality

Misread that somewhat... thought you were asking if the Managers are shot at Intel.

Debian devs dedicate new version 9 to the late Ian Murdock

RichardB

Law is tricky huh?

They can't call the software what it's called because someone owns the trademark on the name, but they can call the other software something that someone else made... oh never mind, I'm sure they know what they are doing.

Connectivity's value is almost erased by the costs it can impose

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Re: Internet = ( IsSecure ) ? Valuable : Useless

"if non-trivial use of the internet is to be better than useless, it absolutely HAS to be SECURE. No one seriously believes that online banking will cease to be a thing"

Um... I do. There will come a point at which security simply cannot keep up and it's just game over.

Not long to go now, I reckon.

Capita call centre chap wins landmark sex discrimination lawsuit

RichardB

Time to pop em out

I guess that if everyone is right about this being likely to affect his career path with this employer, the obvious solution is to embark on the creation of a larger family, maybe look at taking shifts for the next few years - 4 weeks on, 48 weeks off, with 2 for the Mrs?

If he get's his timing right so he is rostered over xmas/new year to take advantage of the public holidays and general feebleness of organisations at that time of year, management might struggle to schedule too much vindictiveness into the small work windows in his schedule.

Rustle up a privacy research project and ICO queen Liz will see you handsomely rewarded

RichardB

Too late. Far too late.

It's over. There is no going back.

All your data are belong to anyone.

What a tit! Uber CEO hijacks his staff breast-pump room to meditate

RichardB

Just wondering - are lactation rooms a common implementation in sexist western businesses these days? Genuinely had no idea that companies were so backwards as to be forcing women into hiding away in shame to do such a natural, nourishing act for their babies.

Crazy.

So your client's under-spent on IT for decades and lives in fear of an audit

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Re: Wait what?

Repeated underspend --> massive overspend

If you've ever worked in a place that has curiously aligned budgeting channels, you would see this often.

The 'project' gets the budget, so they get to define what they get. So off they go to acquire a bunch of servers, database platforms, bi solutions and whatnot. All the smallest they can get away with, and all earmarked for that one project.

Next project comes along, does the same thing. Then of course there's a 3rd project to 'integrate' the first 2. All with their own little boxed off gear.

Repeat for 50 or a 1000 big projects over the course of a few years and you've suddenly got multiple different versions and editions of the same platforms chewing through electricity. All being patched, repaired, maintained, monitored with the associated costs. And all sitting using 7-10% cpu, of which at least 6% is just alerting, antivirus and endpoint monitoring solutions laid over the top.

Maybe you'll find some of them are so old they are out of support, but you cannot upgrade them because the software vendor is out of business or simply don't support anything newer than the last decade. The hardware by now for some of these project servers is probably dual or quad cores, any rational admin would consolidate onto modern hardware and updated gear - but you can't because it's only the _project_ that gets the budget - IT is a cost center after all...

Cloudflare goes berserk on next-gen patent troll, vows to utterly destroy it using prior-art bounties

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$50k?

They are chucking $50k at this in bounties?

So, taking it seriously then..?

What's $50k these days, 2 hours of legal fees?

Capita's huge role in UK government should go under the spotlight

RichardB

Re: TV Licenses

Nearly as bad as that evil pricing strategy at Burger Joints on the high street, where a rich single man with income to spare pays the same for a burger and fries as a poor single mum with 6 children to feed with on a pittance.

outrage I tell you.

How would you pronounce 'Cyxtera'?

RichardB

Hum.. What can we run

In a Cyxtera datacenter?

I think we should at least start with PysPark.

But what else should we use?

Oracle doing due diligence on Accenture. Yep, you read that right

RichardB

Still March, right

Someone published early?

Amazing new WikiLeaks CIA bombshell: Agents can install software on Apple Macs, iPhones right in front of them

RichardB

Embedded operatives

Some of that sounds ideal for the more active, undercover type spy...

The cleaner at work, the mistress, the 'turned' wife or business partner, the junior functionary with too many bills to pay and no real career prospect...

KCL external review blames whole IT team for mega-outage, leaves managers unshamed

RichardB

Quite clear who is to blame here:

"Hed of Architecture (IT)" [sic]

To all those saying this report squarely blames IT, I disagree entirely.

Throughout there is a common strand of how 'the users' and 'the business' willfully fail to pay attention to the concerns of IT, a litany of failure to choose to understand basic IT concepts, and chose to form an antagonistic relationship with a 'supplier' of internal IT.

It's all there in black and white, and borne out in the comments here...

How Google Spanner's easing our distributed SQL database woes

RichardB

Probably a deep and ironic pictocomment on the fact that the vast majority of the spanner users are going to be so far away from needing the scale features that they should just be using M$ SQL Express Edition.

But will use this because it is Cloudy and Webscale.

Baby supernova spotted, just three hours old and a real cutie

RichardB

Re: Just like others?

"We need to get lucky a few more times."

Yeah... Reading the Reg... commenting on astrophysics. Good chance we need to get lucky.

Rasputin whips out large intimidating tool, penetrates uni, city, govt databases – new claim

RichardB

Re: Stored Procedures

Yes you can. But then someone may have gone and written a bad proc that allows for 'dynamic' execution... ie creates an executable statement from the inputs.

But then again, if the coders construct their calls to that procedure incorrectly then it makes no difference how well written the procedure is.

Even in places where they go out of their way to hire a DB team to do the 'database coding' the boundaries still typically leave the .net or whatever layer outside the DB team scope, with a bunch of coders who seem to think sql injection means putting data into a database.

Magic Leap sued for sex discrimination … by woman it hired to stamp out sex discrimination

RichardB

What's wrong

with the backs of women's heads?

Also, why do women need a more flexible shaft?

Stick glue on a drone. Fly it into a flower. World hunger solved, bee-lieve

RichardB

MMMO

I would have thought this would translate into a pretty decent game, good stats options, lots of different game modes, open world sandbox, could be pretty impressive.

Uber is watching your smartphone's battery charge

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Re: Grabbing battery status could be useful for their customers and drivers

It's actually a little more subtle than that if you have ever experienced it.

Having my phone die suddenly while waiting for Uber to find a cab, after I have requested one, then not knowing until several hours later when the bill arrives that a car had indeed been booked and did arrive looking for me, then I am quite happy with the concept that they should know at least if my battery has reached a point that it is unlikely my end of the deal is viable.

Forget 'shadow IT' – it's 'self-starting IT' now

RichardB

SHadow IT

It's right there, in the name.

Perhaps we could rebrand it Self Harming IT?

Long-distance Asian internet hookups are now faster then ever

RichardB

Last year I ran a speed test on my home adsl in manila. Same website that I usually use from the UK.

Figured it would be a disaster, so pretended it was a no longer very active provider with a not very good name.

Turned out I have one of the fastest connections that it had ever seen.

The wifi is crap on the supplied box, but the fibre broadband is great :)

Kids today are so stupid they fall for security scams more often than greybeards

RichardB

Wonder if they are any better at butchering stats?

"Only 17 per cent of those taking the bait were over 55 years old, but 34 percent of folks aged between 36 and 54 fell for scams."

Is this not a trifle bizarre way of putting the stats..?

I wonder how the young folk these days tend to respond to other scams where the mark is targeted from an unexpected vector of 'authority' - whether the security man in the flash jacket, or the brown shirt part time volunteer pc and their clipboard, or the hiring manager with a 0 hour contract. Do older people behave the same way with these other threats?

Microsoft thinks time crystals may be viable after all

RichardB

cheapskate

Get more disks on more channels...

Snowden WAS the Feds' quarry in Lavabit case, redaction blunder reveals

RichardB

Re: Feral Lieing

Feral Lieing - for a moment I thought you were talking about a Korean news editor

She's coming... the Chief Data Officer

RichardB

Cx0

So, you mention CFO, CEO, CIO and CDO.

Where does the CTO fit into it all?

Behold, Microsoft SQL Server on Linux – and a firm screw-you to Oracle

RichardB

Re: Yes and No

It only rarely used to, mostly where people were installing pretty daftly specced affairs on a per project funded basis, rather than scaling appropriately.

These days of course, you can't license enterprise by user, so the point is moot.

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