* Posts by Great Bu

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New Year's resolution: Don't use Instagram, it'll sell YOUR photos

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It doesn't seem to matter.......

.....how many photos of my knackersack I upload, M&S still don't seem interested for their summer bus shelter ad campaign....

Musos blast US copyright bods: 'ARTISTS MAKE LOUSY SLAVES!'

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Knees ?

I'll wager your knees were never sliced off by a falling mainmast........

UK.gov backs away from ISP level filtering plan to protect kids

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Once again the needs of the silent majority are callously ignored

No mention of ISP's being able to provide a 'porn only' service which filters out all that shopping and news crap that I get very time I ty to get some naked lady action going on........

iPhone 5 launches in China, late and expensive. Chinese say 'meh'

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Although he kept quiet for the Wal Street Journal

I do think that Apple seem to have missed an important market segment in not optimising their user experience for the low temperature water based customer market (many of whom have very thin stick based arms which must make any touch screen use tricky).

The best smartphones for Christmas

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"Her indoors reckons five is the minimum to keep a girl happy"

I only have 4 inches* and never had any complaints from my wife.

*We are talking diameter here, aren't we ?

GE boffins build micro-lungs to cool PC innards

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sticky stuff does require other testing

Fnarr.

Boffin: Android's on-board malware scanner utterly FAILS

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Dog Wars - Beta

Sounds cool, is it a dog fighting game ?

Parliament: Snoop Charter plan 'too sweeping', 'misleading', 'suspicious'

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Volunteers.....

"For many, their willingness to cooperate voluntarily will be reinforced if there is a statutory basis for the requirement."

Yes, many more will volunteer if we force them to.

This word 'volunteer' - I do not think it means what you think it means..........

Inconceivable.

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Re: "require CSPs to retain web logs up to the first "/"."

So if you know the actual IP address then you're OK ?

Huawei to build R&D centre in Nokia’s back yard

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Coat

Is that like a reverse circumcision ?

Where instead of the standard procedure taking you from 4 skin to 0 skin, you go from 4 skin to 8 skin ?

2020AD: Space tourists will be FOUND ON MOON

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Re: and

""the $500m 'booking administration fee'"

Per person."

Each Way.

Business sues for $750,000 over bad Yelp review

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Re: injection

No, it's a preliminary injection, just in case the plaintiff is successful and the death penalty is applied, they have already started the ball rolling for the lethal injection so saving valuable time later at the execution.....

US text-to-911 emergency SMS to go live by 2014

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Re: I'm sorry

No, he was right, it's meant for Death so he can text "PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE TO COLLECT THE BODY OF MR. SMITH, WHO'S SOUL I HAVE JUST HARVESTED, THX DTH :)"

Behold ATLAS, the fastest computer of 50 years ago

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Re: Compute time was billed at around £750-800 per hour

mmmmmmm.....eat time.

Latest Call of Duty sequel shoots past Avatar sales benchmark

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Being abused by 12 year olds practicing there swearing was never a problem on the 8 bits.

You obviously never played round at our house......

Apple shares take biggest one-day hammering in 4 years

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Re: Simples

I took the case off my PC once, now the world is inflicted with 'Fluffor, the Beast from Beyond the Heat Sink' - if only HP had concreted the case shut when I bought it we wouldn't be where we are today......

'Build us a Death Star, President Obama' demand thousands

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Learn from our mistakes.....

Like this time, don't build it with an exhaust port that leads directly to the easily exploded reactor core.....

Microsoft's anti-Android Twitter campaign draws ire, irony

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Re: Just a sign of (sales) sucess....

But back to my original point, though, the only reason those older windows systems would get infected in an hour if left unchaperoned in 'club internet'* was because they were so much more popular than OSX, Linux et al, not especially because of some greater secureness inherent in those other OS's.

Essentially, I don't buy the argument that there was no way to create malware that could infect those other OS's in the same sub-hour timeframe as the windows devices, just that there was not a big enough potential target base to make it worth the while of the malware creators.

Granted, as software becomes more sophisticated and OS creators are prioritising security higher than before they have become more secure overall.

I would posit that the sucess of a particular OS is a direct driver for how quickly it's security level has increased as this is the driver for how much that security is tested, not any inherently greater security attached to one OS over any other.

For example:

- Windows, the most popular OS for years, has increased massively in security but over the course of those long years.

- OSX is only a bit more secure than it's previous iterations as it is only a bit more popular than it used to be.

- Android is suddenly much more secure in very recent builds than it was only a few years ago but it's popularity is suddenly skyrocketing so it has to make big security leaps.

*Drinks are free....

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Just a sign of (sales) sucess....

Increasing malware attacks are just a sign of sucess, nothing more. Malware attackers want to hit as many targets as possible with their attack so they naturally aim them at the biggest markets.

The more users of a particular OS (or app or programming language or whatever) there are, the more malware will exist for it.

Whatever evengelists for any particular system may think*, there are security flaws in all OS's - any such system is invariably a compromise between security and useability and vulnerabilities are a result of that.

* If you dont regard yourself as an evangelist, ask yourself why you are about to post a fervent denial to this post pointing out how <insert OS name here> is inherently better than <insert other OS name here> despite the fact that malware exists for all OS's of any consequence.

Schmidt: Microsoft will never be as cool as the Gang of Four

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Re: Rage on

I thought they were a group of superheroes, you know, the one with the rubber guy and the other one that looked like a friendly turd in swimming trunks.

Oh no, hang on, that was the fantastic four.....

Chinese student fails job interview because of iPhone

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I'm suprised the student didn't respond......

.....by telling the interviewer "I do know how to work hard, my parents didn't buy me this iPhone, I made it myself in the factory where I have worked since I was 7 years old......"

Nine sentenced in Chinese kidney-for-iPad scheme

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I would totally rate him....

"the nine had already paid Wang more than 1.47m yuan ($263,019, £147,494) in damages for his injuries – enough to buy a platinum iPad."

I would totally rate him if that's what he actually spent his compo money on.

Otherwise he's just a bit of a thicko......

LG claims UK Ultra HD TV first

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Dear Santa......

...I realise your definition of 'good' may not be exactly the same as mine (I prefer the term 'Alternately Ethical' as it is less hurtful than 'Evil') but if you could see your way to cramming one of these down the central heating flue this year I would certainly re-examine some of my behaviour patterns in future.

Yours Sincerely

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Nintendo Wii U Review

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Missed the boat ?

My elderly PS3 has on-board storage (160 Gb - not much, but quite a bit better than 8 Gb...), supports BD, DVD and optical 5.1 output, HD video and allowed me to get rid of all the other boxes under the telly except for the Sky box ( content streamer for networked stuff, DVD player et al) and play games too.

Why would I replace it with a Wii U when I could just go and buy an actual iPad for the same money ? Is assymetric gameplay worth that ? I haven't tried it but I struggle to see how it could be all that good.

Data cop slap for Brit text pests

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So just to be clear......

...you're saying I'm not entitled to compensation for the payment protection insurance I took out to cover my legal costs for the accident claim I made for that accident that I can't remember happening ?

Shit, there goes my Christmas shopping money....

Microsoft Office 2013 heads for the cloud but fails to soar

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It just looks....

...a bit windows 3.1-ish to me.

Google Adwords scammer charged premium to call NHS Direct

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Re: Anonymous...

"Two wrongs don't make a right." - No, but three lefts do......

Human Rights Watch proposes new laws of robotics

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Re: Asimov's gonna be spinning in his grave :(

"It is harmful to humanity to deny its members free will."

So the free will being excercised by a murderer when he shoots his victim cannot be interfered with because the zeroth law trumps the first law ? Not that effective a plan.....

4GEE data marketing campaign accidentally gets Irishmen salivating

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Surely it is apt ?

What's the point of having a fast internet connection on your 'phone if not for downloading lots of movies of 'Gee' ?

Nokia woos disgruntled iOS users with rebranded maps service

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Re: Big Fail Down Under

If you use the 'by foot' option in Australia it probably presumes your feet are manacled together......

Apple MacBook Pro 13in Retina display review

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In Cars....

"maybe the total cost of ownership should be considered in these comparisons, as it is with cars?"

Well it costs about the same as my car, so you are probably right.....

Credit card-sized mobile simplified for oldies

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It wasn't clear from the review....

...but does it support WiFi tethering and 4G ?

Man rummaging for lost laptop in skip gets tipped into garbage truck

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Did the driver curse his metal body......

......on account of it not being fast enough ?

Google rolls out new, cheaper Chromebooks 'for everyone'

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Re: It's crazy......

Whats a 'newspaper' ?

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It's crazy......

I can fly return to New York for £350, bring back 20 of these in my suitcase (22kg in weight) having paid a total of $4980 for them (~£3112) and even declaring them at customs* and paying 20% VAT plus import duty (~£780) it still works out £738 cheaper (£350 flight + £3112 Purchase Price + £780 Tax = £4242) than buying them here (20x249=£4980) !

Scammalicious.

*Instead of wrapping them in condoms and swallowing them, which would significantly increase my profit**

**Although some discomfort may be involved....

Ice sheets may stabilise for centuries, regardless of warming

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Limited aluminium resources ?

It's just this ridiculous over-use of (highly polluting to extract from the ore) aluminium foil in the hat industry that is leading to our certain doom.........

Pirate Bay moves to the cloud to confound copyright cops

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Re: "we are getting rid of our earthly form and ascending into the next stage"

Does this make them Operating Thetans yet ?

Air China passenger arrested for in-flight phone abuse

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Re: Always

One does not simply fly into Mordor with ones smartphone on......

A lesser-known new feature in iOS 6: It's tracking you everywhere

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Re: Fragrant Turd [Was: Not good]

A wise man once said to me:

"You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter"

'Hypersensitive' Wi-Fi hater loses case against fiendish DEVICES

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Re: Let's make everyone happy

....and by "Mineshaft" did you actually mean "Scorpion Pit" ?

Santander downplays risk of 'personal data-stuffed' cookies

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Universal standards

I have been with Barclays, NatWest and Santander and I am happy to report that all of them are universally shit.

I'm considering switching to the bank of underthemattress but for the fact that that institution appears to be over-committed in the old shoes and mysterious fluff market.......

British car parks start reading number plates

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AANPRCRS

I am inventing an Automatic Automatic Number Plate Recognition Camera Recognition System - it consists of a camera in your car that recognises ANPR enplacements (possibly with a GPS tie-in for known sites) and activates an LCD display mounted in front of your car number plate.

When inactive the LCD is clear, when activated it flickers alternating squares at 25fps in front of the number plate.

To the human viewer the plate appears normal (maybe slightly dimmer, but certainly readable).

To a camera it will appear to conceal half of the number plate characters, making ANPR reading impossible.

To avoid legal complications it could be set to only work on private land (where there is no legal requirement to display a number plate) although careless programming on my part (and the inclusion of a switch or soemthing) will probably make this feature suprisingly easy to disable.......

How do you get on Dragon's Den again ?

Second LulzSec member pleads guilty to Sony hack

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Transfer of service

Will he be transferring from HideMyAss to PickUpTheSoap ?

Samsung, not Nokia, fans' most favoured WinPho brand

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Re: I know one person with a WP7

When you say you like ponies, are we talking in the 'they are cute little horsey things' or in the 'take a deep breath, this is going to get experimental but no need to go calling the RSPCA' way ?

Take away bad drivers' mobile phones, they still crash their cars

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Joke

Surely the solution........

....is not to enact more and more draconian traffic laws to ban any possible distraction from the driver, but to massively raise the standard of driving required before someone gets a license.

My proposal is that anyone who cannot keep their car in it's lane on a motorway at 135mph whilst simultaneously:

- snorting a 12" line of cocaine off the dashboard

- texting his x-factor vote

- eating a supersize big mac meal

- receiving oral sex from an Albanian prostitute

- having already downed a bottle of tequila

should simply not be allowed to drive.

All other road users (and near-road users) should be aware that this will be the default state of awareness in all drivers they see, and should take that into account when deciding whether to venture out of their front door.

NURSES' natural DESIRES to be SATISFIED, by technology

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Re: hospitals, hospitals, hospitals ...

Didn't they bin this idea a while ago (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15014288) ?

NHS staff (in or out of hospitals) dream about integrated health records - it would be so much better for all an individual's records (Hospital, GP, District Nurse, Mental Health, lab results, prescriptions, pharmacy records, radiology reports etc etc - from anywhere in the country) to be available at all times, but the complexity and cost of getting any such system to integrate sucessfully with every existing solution turns out to be more than we were willing to spend on it.

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Re: More time to spend...@ Great Bu

Was there some secret other part of the article that claimed this technology was a panacea for all the ills of the NHS ?

Or did you feel that these innovations were not worth instituting simply because they only improve things a little ?

Nobody is claiming technology as a cure all, but it would certainly help to reduce the amount of time wasted on pointless activity like copying someone's demographic details from a computer screen onto a piece of paper by hand (I see this every day).

The hospital you refer to would very likely have been able to deliver better care to it's elderly patients if the staff caring for them had more time to spend actually with the patients instead of just writing about them. I am innately suspicious of any trust that returns perfectly complete data on all the various monitoring tasks as it often suggests a trust which places a higher priority on those than on direct care activity.

(on a side note, part of the job of someone working as a sister on a hospital ward is to provide leadership to their team in relation to efficient use of their time and what constitutes an appropriate task for anyone to perform.....)

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Re: More time to spend...

The reason Nurses spend so much time sitting at the nurses station is that the amount of paperwork and form filling has increased by around a gazillion percent* but the number of nurses on a shift remains at the level we had in 1982.

When I started nursing the average 7 1/2 hour shift consisted of 6 1/2 hours of patient contact followed by 1 hour of writing it all up. Now out of the 7 1/2 hours most of my staff nurses have to spend nearly 4 hours filling out forms who's only purpose is to reduce our legal liability (smoking rates, alcohol consumption, dementia screening, deep vein thrombosis screening, pressure care assesment, nutrition scoring, cannula monitoring, fluid balances etc. etc. etc.... all these are things that used to be done as a matter of course by nursing staff but now must be recorded on separate forms for every patient in order to reduce our public liability insurance premiums. When I started 15 years ago the average patient admission generated about 10 pages of records per day, that number is now closer to 50 pages per day ).

The 'care in nursing**' has essentially been beaten out of most nurses by systems that prioritise legal liability reduction over actual looking after people - I have never seen a nurse fired for not having enough time to talk to a patient but I have seen some fired for not filling out forms.

Any technology that can act to reduce the amount of time taken out of a nurses' day to fill out forms can only improve things (of course, the challenge is to make it something that actually works).

*Roughly

** It's all too easy to rant on about 'care in nursing' but like most of my colleagues I have little regard for the opinion of people who don't have the need to develop the emotional ability to alternate between dealing politely with a complaint that the tea round is a bit late today immediately after they had to tell someone that their mum just died as part of their everyday job.

New Zealand issues Hobbit money

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Re: @Graham Triggs: That's probably be because you don't collect coins.

"nobody issues legal tender made from precious metals anymore."

Some low denomination coins are still worth more in scrap metal value than the face value of the coin itself - that's why many countries make it illegal to melt down currency and why many are trying to reduce the number of low denominations they mint at all or what they make them out of (especially copper pennies - UK ones changed to alloys of steel in the 90's)

Of course, silver dollars and gold coins went that way decades ago.

(US coins for example: http://www.coinflation.com/ )

Don't delete that email! Why you must keep biz docs for 6 YEARS

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Re: Why don't they say the sad truth? It's all a farce

So what you're saying is that in a few years time the NHS could be on to a nice little earner - I'm pretty sure our servers and e-mail system can only access stuf that it at least 6 years old.....

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