* Posts by Red Eyes

12 posts • joined 21 Nov 2011

Sync your teeth into power browser Vivaldi's largest update so far

Red Eyes
Pint

Re: Sync

Try https://start.me/

Wah, encryption makes policing hard, cries UK's National Crime Agency

Red Eyes

Re: Wut?

"I'll try to make this straight forward. A gun can kill a person (not getting into that argument btw) encryption can't."

Unless some miscreant encrypts the NHS.

The ultimate full English breakfast – have your SAY

Red Eyes

NTFS

Full English should be eaten with a hangover, preferably in works time.

The Register to publish Mindful Sysadmin adult colouring book

Red Eyes

I still want one

I so wanted this to be real.

MEN: For pity's sake SLEEP with LOTS of WOMEN - and avoid Prostate Cancer

Red Eyes
Pint

Strange correlations

Reminds me of this website for spurious correlations

http://tylervigen.com/

I particularly like:

Per capita consumption of cheese (US)

correlates with

Number of people who died by becoming tangled in their bedsheets

World's 'smallest' mobe unveiled in Japan

Red Eyes
FAIL

Pah..

My Nokia 6110 had a 1" screen 15 years ago. And you could play snake.

Microsoft patents spy-TV to check you've paid for content

Red Eyes
Stop

Refunds

If I fall asleep because it's boring or I'm pissed and watch any old shite will I get a refund?

Oh and about my identical twins...

ALIEN DETECTION was SUPPRESSED by the BBC - top boffin

Red Eyes
WTF?

I can believe it too

Just about says everything that is wrong with the BBC and country in general.

Bloke jailed for being unable to use BlackBerry Messenger freed

Red Eyes
WTF?

Birmingham Jury

I am amazed a Birmingham Jury found someone guilty.

Microsoft: It was never 'Metro,' it was always 'Modern UI'

Red Eyes
WTF?

Why name it at all?

I think I'll call it the Win8 interface. I don't really see the point of another name no one will use.

BA staff to google for snaps, dirt on biz-class passengers

Red Eyes
Thumb Up

I'll just update my facebook page to reflect my love of Champagne and expensive chocolates.

Swedish college girls now twice as slutty as in 2001

Red Eyes
Happy

Study abroad

What are tuition fees like in Sweden?

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