* Posts by Dirk Vandenheuvel

156 publicly visible posts • joined 18 Jun 2007

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Bury council defends iPads for binmen

Dirk Vandenheuvel
Holmes

What?

What are these guys thinking? There are industrial devices for this that will survive a lot more abuse. Those iPads will be all dead in a year.

Google's Moto move spells iPhone doom

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Holmes

Old

Motorolo's patents are quite old and almost useles for tablets.

Amazon swallows UK online bookseller

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Meh

The reason...

I use The Book Depository is because they are cheaper than Amazon.co.uk. I like Amazon and use it for many things, but now I fear a bit for the prices of my books.

Sony to launch PlayStation 4 in 2012, say moles

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PS3 1.5

If true.. expect a slightly upgraded machine.... especially if they really wanne ship 20m since that would point to a replacement PS3.

Mozilla eyes multi-threaded webpage rendering

Dirk Vandenheuvel
Holmes

Quest

And so the quest continues to turn our browsers into the most over engineered complex platforms running shitty programming models and spaghetti code. It feels like 1990 again.

Earth may be headed into a mini Ice Age within a decade

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Facepalm

Greenhouse

This make come as a shock to many of you... but greenhouse gasses don't go away if the sun "cools" down.

Toshiba reveals iPad 2 rival

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Holmes

Everybody wants an iPad 2

... but I guess some will settle for this.

New Sony hack exposes more consumer passwords

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Mushroom

Hmm

Looks more like a page from the diary of the Sony server admin.

Sony brings multi-gadget gaming to PSP and PS3

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FAIL

Recycle

Let's camouflage this as an amazing new feature while we recycle games and sell them to you again.

Tron: Legacy 3D Blu-ray disc set

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FAIL

Mates

>Finally, here’s a movie you might actually want to watch with your mates

Just don't forget to buy glasses for all 5 of them. Lol 3D.

Sony ships 50m PS3s

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Errr?

Didn't MS announce they shipped 50+ million a month ago?

WTF is... 4K x 2K?

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Catch

Surely if you’re a keen Reg Hardware reader, there’s a pretty good chance that you dont have a Blu-ray player and you won't fall for the upgrade harware hype cycle.

Carphone Warehouse makes Motorola Xoom cheaper

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Grenade

Waste of money

Looks like Motorola will be looking for a landfill spot soonish.

iPhone lead in ad revenue generation slipping away

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IT Angle

Oh dear

The day that we are happy that we are seeing more ads is a sad day indeed.

Chrome 10: Google whips out its Crankshaft

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WTF?

Speed?

Since when is the speed of browsers a major issue?

Sony to serve up Wimbledon in 3D

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FAIL

Does anybody actually care?

Nuff said...

iPhone to whup Sony PSP 2

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Game Over

The age of dedicated portable gaming systems is over. Yeah some self-proclaimed "hardcore" gamers will still want/buy it but with the 3DS and the Mobile Phone gaming possibilities most gamers will be happy. Portable gaming is not about power and hardcore games anyway, it is about fun, easily playable short-ish games.

Hence NGP fail.

Elop's choice: Microsoft and Nokia take a bruising

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FAIL

Bricked?

No.. failed to update. Not the same as bricked.

Nokia: free phones for developers

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WTF?

Free OS

Isn't a free OS also a bride???

No 'tipping point' for Arctic sea ice - latest science

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WTF?

catastrophe

Wait... if it completely melts in summer, isn't that already a catastrophe? It doesn't really matter if it freezes again in winter.

Xbox 360 outsells PS3 2:1

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FAIL

2-1?

Actually it is 1.45 million vs 550K. 3-1 would be slightly more accurate.

Microsoft waves arms, signals 2.5m Kinect sales

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Shipped

Not really... Sony has used shipped numbers, Ms has used sold to consumer numbers apparently. Move seems to be seriously behind Kinect.

Gamers demand CoD: Black Ops money back

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FAIL

backwards

If you read DF on EG, you will see that a lot of new games are downgraded to 30 fps to achieve platform equality. Hint: Not because of the 360.

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FAIL

School

Yeah and 16 bits is twice as fast as 8 bits. I suggest you brush up on your computer skills.

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Thumb Down

What?

"Despite the fact that Sony's console is able to outperform Microsoft's Xbox 360"

Fact it is not. Opinion yes.

No one needs Blu-ray, says Microsoft exec

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Gates Halo

MS is right

For once they are hitting the nail on the head.

A format nobody really needed, overpriced and shoved down the throat of us consumers.

Coder cooks up Java-built Flash Player

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The cycle is complete

Interpreters running inside interpreters. What is next... a ZX-Spectrum emulator running in flash in Java?

How can UK.gov spend £35m on a website?

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FAIL

statistics

>in that over 60 per cent of all websites are based on Apache

Seriously... you should know that statistics mean nothing. 60% of all websites... and probably 95% of "all" those websites are irrelevant placeholders or total statical nonsense.

Anyway.. back to our regular bashing...

Microsoft unveils – wait for it – another mobile OS

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IT Angle

Apples?

As far as I know Apple doesn't have barcode scanner or imagers? This is an OS for that (rather big) market. Windows CE/WM has a rather big part of the slice in that market TBH.

New wave of superphones poised to challenge iPhone 4

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FAIL

Hardware

It is not about the hardware silly.

Google mocks Jobs with Flash on Android

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Flash?

I turned off Flash a few months ago, just to see what would happen. The funny thing is, I have not turned it on again. It seems the Internet really doesn't need Flash at all. Steve is right on this one. Google is just trying to be a jack of all trades and master of none in this case.

Asteroids the source of Earth's water, NASA suggests

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Alien

I knew this in the 90s

It is Sim Life all over again!

Atom runs Android, Google plans tablet

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So?

Anything not Apple will probably not sell anyway. Wy do they even bother?

'Go veggie to save the planet' UN, EU plans debunked

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WTF?

Dumb

To be honest... if you really believe that eating a lot of meat is good for the planet, you should be taken out and shot.. or eaten. Fudd at it's best.

Windows Phone 7 Series gets Timotei rinse

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Flash

Seriously... people need to stop whining about Flash. I turned it off on my desktop for two weeks now just to see if I would miss it. Result? Less annoying ads.

Net downloads cause 'millions of lost jobs'

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Then again...

I am sure trying to prevent downloading also creates quite a big amount of jobs.

Sony PlayStation Move: your questions answered

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Looks like I...

Clicked on an ad.

I don't pay for ... oh wait.

Sony backs away from OLED TV future

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FAIL

3D

>the consumer electronics industry has rallied behind 3D TV

Luckily nobody cares.

Google Buzz leaves privacy concerns ringing in ears

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Coat

Running themselves into the ground

If things continue like this for Google they will be a distant memory in 2020. One trick pony?

Sony to revamp movie classics for 3D era

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FAIL

Fail

And Sony tries again to repackage the same shit to sell it to the same moro-- errr... early "adopter" and technophiles.

I want OLED and giant touch screen TVs first... not this 3D nonsense.

Sonos ZonePlayer S5

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85?

So why only 85%? You don't mention anything wrong with it.

Steve Jobs dubs Google's 'don't be evil' motto 'bulls**t'

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Jobs Halo

Naive

TBH... I am no Apple fan, but Steve is right. You would have to be pretty naive to believe that a company like Google only wants the best for us mortals.

Danes ditch Microsoft, take ODF road - at last

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FAIL

Danish

Haaaa.... yes, the Danish. They haven't even adopted the Euro. Open standards my ass.

Can the iSlate kill off Web 2.0?

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New types of content

People will just find other ways to "share" their nonsense with the planet. Pictures/movies or worse (?).

Mobile apps to generate untold riches for developers

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Jobs Halo

Apple

I think they forget to mention that Apple has 95% of the mobile app market. The rest of the planet will probably makes 0$.

Firefox 3.5 wins top dog browser crown - sort of

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And this matters why?

To be honest the browser that people use, is almost a non-issue for end-users. It has lost all real significance and is just a tool. "Winning" the browser war has no real advantages for any company at the moment (except for bragging rights) unlike 10 years ago when battles were being fought over real Internet features (MS vs Netscape).

A decade to forget - how Microsoft lost its mojo

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Grenade

Lost Mojo???

I am sure a lot of companies would kill to be in a "bad position" like MS is today.

Still easily dominant OS and plenty of software sales.

People might be whining about WM, but WM/CE is very successful in the industrial world. Plenty of embedded devices, scanners and machines use it every day.

Blu-ray boys finish 1080p 3D spec

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Installed base

The installed base is tiny, I am sure they won't mind.

Microsoft China accused of pilfering webcode

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Flame

Web devs are funny

I always have to laugh when web developers think they write real complicated code.

Google contradicts self, confirms own Googlephone

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Ad

Does it display ads when you are calling?

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