* Posts by The Axe

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Antarctic ice shelves not melting at all, new field data show

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Alien

Dont' trust any scientists

When scientists in a national organisation (National Academy of Sciences in the US) says that the sea level on the western cost of the US will rise by a foot in 20 years when over the last 160 years it's risen by 8" then you know that there is some seriously dodgy science going on. You want a hockey stick, go look at the graphic that shows what the 1' rise would look like over at WattsUpWithThat. The NAS say that the sea level could rise by 1m when you take into account a drop in ground level due to a major earthquake. A quake that hasn't done that mcuh change to ground levels in any history.

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2012/06/23/the-national-academy-of-sciences-loses-the-plot/

Natwest, RBS: When will bank glitch be fixed? Probably not today

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FAIL

Same experience at HBOS

My partner worked at Halifax/HBOS and their experience sounds exactly the same as yours. Complex spagetti code with stupid naming rules that made the complex software even harder to understand and no concept of testing or proper debugging. Debugging at Halifax is pretty much the use of printf style statements scattered throughout the code rather than using proper tools. Halilfax even threw out Leeds' system which was Unisys and a high level languge for IBM and assembler becasue it wasn't invented here.

ASA: Rooney tweet was advert, not written expression of his thoughts

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Re: It is an ad

Because and advert can be anything from blatent marketing with flashing lights and arrows pointing to the product to product placement in a movie. Does every single type of advert need an advert mark. Who is going to decide what needs the mark? Some government bod - and look at the buearcracy that will create as you have a department of advertising deciding what is an advert or not. Why not just use your own brain rather than be told what to think by the government. If something looks like an advert to you, then it is. If it doesn't look like an advert to someone else, then either they are stupid or more likely the advert is failing in marketing to them and so it goes flying over their head.

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ONE!

It took one lousy person to make the complaint and stop a major company's ad campaign. The tyranny of the minority where we pander to the smallest minority and hinder the majority.

And it's not like it wasn't obvious that it wasn't some marketing gimmick. All it takes is a click on the link and you see Nike. Isn't it just common sense to not realise that Rooney is doing this as part of the marketing for Nike, just like he wears a shirt with their logo on, and appears a lot of Nike advertising, etc.

Do the ASA think we are all stupid or what?

Yes, I know one person is. But the rest of the ASA? Well it could be said that the top of the ASA are a bit stupid looking at how the handled the Cranmer debacle.

British Waterways charity mapping data handed to Google for free

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Re: Not worth much to Google anyway

Google are still sending out the cars. I saw one two weeks ago between Darwen and Bolton going towards Delph Reservoir.

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Re: data wants to be free

Adverts on google maps? So you haven't see on the little place holders appearing showing the location of restuarants etc. Which if you touch go straight to a web page for that company? I thought those were adverts.

Samsung S3 finally catches up with the Palm Pre - if modified

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Coat

Just wait for the nutters to start popping out of the woodwork complaining that the energy from these charger devices is causing them headaches, nausea, dizziness, and other weird and wonderful psychosomatic symptoms. Next you'll have them campaigning for them to be made child-proof, such as no charger to be allowed in primary schools 'cause their "waves" can propogate through things so they must be able to travel some distance and into young kids heads.

Ohh, I just thought of a nice line in protective headgear for these people. Just hand me my coat, it's the one with the tin foil in it.

Earthquakes will release captured carbon: Stanford study

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Re: Since we're going with wacky schemes....

Depends on which type of rocket. Rockets fueled by LOX with Hydrogen only generate water.

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Re: Carbon capture made easy

More trees were destroyed during the Napoleaonic wars to build all those big wooden ships than have been destroyed in modern times in the UK. Did the climate change because of that? No. So considering that we have loads of trees (and growing in number) is there any real need to apply yet more fixes to cut carbon when the changes already in place will do quite nicely.

May 2012 was second warmest on record. The warmest? 2010

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Climate is loooooong, weather is short

So we've decided that the weather pattern over a few decades equals climate. And over that short period of time we're in a time when temperatures are warm. Well surprise surprise, it's a short period so very likely. The longer the period, and go back further than 1800s and you'll find that todays temperatures aren't that unusual. Weather might be unusual from time to time, lows some, highs other. but it doesn't make climate.

Climate is something that occurs over many many hundreds of years.

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Mushroom

Re: Foulest law?

Oh God!, so many wrongs in your comment.

China's 1 child law is extremely foul. It is the state deciding what individual can and can't do. And to make it work requires such draconian laws that it's totally out of step with the benefits. Do you know what's the most effective way in cutting back on family size? Progress thats what. As a country gets a higher GDP, it's birth rate drops. Purely and simply because people live longer, health is better so child mortality is better, there is no need to have lots of children tilling the subsistence farms. In a developed country, lots of children is a hinderance (except when the country happily pays lots of money to families to keep them from working and keep them breeding).

Marriage. Arranged marraiges do not work better than hormonal driven ones. What makes marriages work is both sides working together. The reason why marriages in the west break down so often is because no one takes responsibility for their own actions anymore. It's always someone elses fault. Also, too much is seen in marriage as a life long committment when in fact people change over time. If the couple accept that and work with it, then the marriage lasts. If one side does not change, then the marriage breaks down. And arranged marriages do nothing about stopping affairs.

Collective farms were the worst possible thing both for people and the state. You think it's ok for people to suffer just so that the state can do better? Just not right at all. You do not control the lives of people and make them suffer just so that others can feel better. The mess that occured after the fall the Union was nothing to do with the fact that the farms worked before. The farms did not work before and only limped along with massive state control. When the control disappeared then the farms naturally fell in the mess.

The rights of the individual always outweigh the welfare of the society. That's because when all individuals have their rights respected then society is also in a good state.

HMRC Tax Calc

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Employers NI

That marginal rate of 32% does not include Employers NI which is money that the company pays to the state on behalf of the employee instead of using it elsewhere such as paying it to the employee. So it's effectively part of the tax grab. That takes it up closer to 40% for basic rate tax payers.

Code glitch floored Reg reader altimeter

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3 mile

So Neil's code will work 3 miles below the surface as well as 3 miles above the surface. Pretty good going in my books from a fellow embedded firmware engineer

Missed the Venus solar flyby? It's only 105 years to the next one

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Hubble

Hubble didn't take pictures of the transit. The Sun would burn out its optics. Hubble was pointed at the moon and looked at the sunlight reflected off it.

1930s photos show Greenland glaciers retreating faster than today

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FAIL

Re: Like radioactive cadmium in fish caught in California

And if you read the actual reports about the cesium-134 (not cadmium so you probably haven't read the reports) then you'll find that the levels were 10 times previous levels, these new levels were still 1/30th of natural levels of radioactivity in marina life. It's only because the measuring equipment is so accurate that such tiny levels can be detected.

Finally, cesium-134 has a half life of just ove 2 years (cesium-137 has 30 year half life but that comes from bombs), so within a decade the levels will be very low and nothing to worry about. Ignore the phrase "there is no safe level of radioactivity", there is; emperical evidence proves with areas like northern Iran and the Rockies in Montana where natural levels of radiation are high and no one there are dropping like flies, in fact they are healthier than the average.

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Mushroom

projecting predicting

Yes there is a difference, they are spelt differently. They are synonyms for the same thing, looking into the future. Predicting tends to means more guess work than projecting, but considering that the IPCC's forcasts (another word to mean looking into the future) have always been wrong, predicting is just as valid as projecting.

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Re: "Box theorises that this is likely to be...

"Climate deniers" don't deny that human activities do change the cimate. Where they disagree with the AGW lot is in terms of the degree of change. We don't think it'll be 6 degrees by 2100 and we think human activities could just as easily cause the temperate to drop with negative feedback. We just don't know what will happen as climate is such a complex mechanism and don't believe that models which aren't backed by any emperical evidence can predict the future.

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global warming is still exceeding IPCC projections

Well we've had twenty years of IPCC predictions and none of them have turned out right. The IPCC was projecting a warming of a nearly 6 degrees by 2100. Over the past twenty years the earth has warmed by about 0.5 degree, so how will it suddenly shoot up exponentially to reach 6 degrees in another 80 years.

Facebook stock plunge leaves tax-dodge Saverin WORSE off. Haa ha

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You know, Saverin could have renounced his citizen ship because he doesn't like America any more - sod the cost.

BSkyB blocks The Pirate Bay for millions of Brits

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FAIL

Already there are many results to the search "how to get round ISP blocking of pirate bay". So major fail.

Megaupload founder gets uncuffed

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Facepalm

Serious backpeddling here. I can see a time in some months where the case will just quietly peter out. Bit by bit, different parts of the case will be dropped until eventually the case no longer exists, but there won't be any annoucement saying this.

MPs brand BlackBerrys for bobbies scheme a failure

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It'll be the same result for iPad for MPs (waste of money) but they won't acknowledge that.

Samsung Galaxy S III

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100%?

What's kicked it back from 100%. Or does RegHard never give 100%?

UK cookie law compliance takes effect today

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Mushroom

Annoying

I'm already mighty pissed of with the directive causing lots of pop ups on just about every she I visit. Effing irritating. Another nail in the coffin for the eu as people find out how much its laws actually affect them - for no real benefit.

Why on Earth is Microsoft moving to Euro pricing now?

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Meh

Not cheap

Software is not cheap to produce. It takes a number of programmers months and years to produce some software. That has to be amortised across the production run. For Windows(TM) with it's millions of copies it's quite cheap. My software which has taken two of us two years to write and we sell probably a thousand a year is a signficant cost on each item.

Council fined £70k after burglars nick vulnerable kids' files

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Work away from office

OK, so social workers who visit families have to take some records with them when they visit. If they visit more than one family they might have a number of records with them at any one time. What happens if they get robbed during such a day? Should all such data be always held on encrypted laptops with encrypted memory sticks.

What about the families themselves if they hold copies of such records. What happens if they get burgled. Does the council get fined for this incident too?

Mobile net filters block legit content too – campaign group

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Unhappy

Re: Financial redress

Nope, because the state is always correct and never errs. And if it was done by a mobile phone company they would be something in their T&Cs to ensure you don't get paid. However with the later there could be a case for taking them to court, but they go on the basis that the little people can't afford expensive court cases.

Only global poverty can save the planet, insists WWF - and the ESA!

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WWF budget

Err, you do realise that WWF turns over £500m a year? I would suspect that their budget just for this little escapade is more than the entire annual income of El Reg.

WWF members won't be committing suicide. Just like the fans of eugenics who thought they were the chosen ones, they would prefer the plebs to do the suicide bit. The only difference is that WWF want the plebs to do it themselves whilst eugenicsts would do the actual killing.

Watchdog bites bar over 'offensive' Facebook ad

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ASA powerless

The ASA are a joke. A group of jumped of liberals picking up on any complaint that has tends towards those that are accepted by the liberal left but ignores any from the right. So complaints by gays looked into more favourably than complaints by Christians.

Just look at how they attempted to silence Archbishop Cranmer (@His_Grace) when he showed a Campaign for Marriage advert. It's pretty much exploded in their face as they frantically backtrack after Cranmer published his correspondence with them. They say they weren't investigating and he had no compulsion to reply but the emails say otherwise.

http://archbishop-cranmer.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/asa-semantics-and-lies.html

Anyway, the ASA can ask advertisers to stop showing adverts but they can't force them to. It's only because Google and other agencies follow ASA rulings that the ASA have any power.

Solving traffic jams with maths

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FAIL

Lots of tech to solve a non-existant problem

So because a few pieces of technology don't quite fit the muster we must add loads more sensors, computers, and other pieces of electronics to control traffic. Why not step back for a second and think about the processing power in the vehicle. Yep, the drivers' brain. A lot better at working out how to cross a road than dumb computers. Will you have speeders racing through junctions? Probably, but they do so already. By removing signs and lights and other indicators drivers will have to think and they naturally slow down and cross a junction carefully.

Solar quiet spell like the one now looming cooled climate in the past

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Re: Sponsorship and journalism

It's called advertising and El Reg might have some say about what might appear, but generally the shots are called by the advertising agency. Probably Google. In which case you are see StatOil because Google knows your interests. So look to yourself before you look to El Reg.

Syrian secret police endorse male hair remover

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Max Farquar

As originally mentioned by Max Farquar

Britain prepares for government by iPad

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Hasn't anyone learnt that computing power never ever decreases the amount of paper generated. It always generates more. Has done since time immemorial*. There should be a law for it, like Moore's Law for chips.

Gaia scientist Lovelock: 'I was wrong and alarmist on climate'

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Re: Easy does it!

"But with a rate of warming unseen in the last 55 millions years, "

Who's being alarmist then. You mean the Earth's climate is changing so rapidly just because of us pesky humans. We are causing the climate to change faster than that managed by major asteroid impacts, super volcanoes, etc?

Even if it does warm by 1 degree, look back some time in the past and you will see that the Earth went through a cooling period. The Maunder Minimum. The temperature is only getting bouncing up a bit as part of the natural variablility in the climate and will end up around where it was around 1000. It can't be said that the higher temperatures in the past were due to human influence.

Google Street View comes to Israel

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"Associated Press reports that local officials are unconcerned by the launch, saying that those who may seek to attack Israel already know the three cities well and won't get useful assistance from Street View."

Finally some common sense from officials who accept reality rather than peddle FUD.

Cosmic ray source riddle mystery now even more mysterious

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Happy

James Bond

Is it me or does the Ice Cube Observatory look like it's come straight out of a James Bond film? Looks like a classic evil henchman's lair.

Article rating

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Article rating

Am I the only one confused about the purpose of the article rating system. I get confused as to whether it is about the quality of the writing or the topic itself. In other words are we rating the journalistic skills or the topic covered.

Do we down vote an article because we disagree with the journalist or do we down vote because it's crappily written churnalistic output?

RIP Ceefax: Digital switchover kills off last teletext service

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Monolithic BBC

"Americans did put watermarking and V-Chip information into the same gap, but they lacked the monolithic BBC which could dictate a standard and ensure commercial partners conformed to it."

Err, we don't have monolithic mobile phone companies but we still ended with international standards such as GSM et al.

Compulsory coding in schools: The new Nerd Tourism

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Re: @Will Godfrey

The finger painters typically become the entrepreneurs of the future - so long as they have the drive, otherwise they becomes the manual labourers that society does still need. We still need toilet cleaners.

Naked gyrating iPad vid exposes truth behind Apple's billions

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Timmy

Blame it on Tim Worstall for explaining the suicide rate.

Sweden: talk, text and drive? OK

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Stop

Nearly run over

So you were nearly run over. Didn't you see the car coming? Did you think the car would automatically stop for you?

When you take into account that 30% of drivers think than can go over a pedestrian crossing without stopping for pedestrians then you do need to take some responsibility for your own safety. Don't assume anything with drivers.

Email cock-up blamed in Check Point domain expiry snafu

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FAIL

The email address is only incorrect because CheckPoint didn't check that the email address was correct. It was noone's fault except CheckPoint. Trying to imply it was Network Solutions fault is not a nice thing to do. Be big and take the blame.

Pastebin.com hiring staff to get rid of activists' dumps

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End of

So pastebin makes it's money from advertising. Advertising depends on viewers and they get lots from all the curious people looking at the hack dumps. So if they stop hosting hack dumps gradually people will drift away and the visitor numbers will drop leading to less income from advertising. They won't be able to afford the staff to monitor the dumps then. End of pastebin.

Solar power towers overpower PV panels by 20X

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Pointing down?

Some of the panels seem to be facing down. How are they going to be collecting sun light?

Climate change linked to extreme weather surge

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FAIL

Oooo Look!

Look a hockey stick!

Chancellor lands paper cuts on Blighty's small biz

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WTF?

Not good

Sounds like a stealth tax. Make it sound good by removing complex rules but actually it's bad because it will mean paying more tax.

Does the government really mean a tax on turnover rather than a tax on profit. Unless the percentage is tiny it'll be a negative for all small companies.

Windows 8 tablet freezes in Microsoft keynote demo

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Re: Who'd have thought it?

There's a difference between doing your own searching and then optimising it by seeing what people actually click on and nicking someone else's results and making it seem like they are the result of your own searches. MS are not optimising their searches, they are nicking them and in an underhand manner by spying on what people are doing in IE and the Bing Toolbar. If MS were doing the same as Google then entering anything into the Bing toolbar would perform a search of Bing's database not of Bing's copy of Google's results.

Kim Dotcom seizures 'null and void'

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WTF?

Funny, wierd

I thought it a bit funny that the police seized all his property considering he was only being arrested for extradition and not for a criminal case in NZ. And even then, I'm sure they could only sieze property that was going to be used as evidence in a criminal case or could be proved to be from the proceeds of a crime. With extradition there is no need for property seizure since the crime would have been committed outside of NZ. But then I'm no lawyer.

'This American Life' disowns Apple-bashing blockbuster

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Tim Worstall defends Daisey

The Register journalist Tim Worstall has written an article on Frobes where he defends Mike Daisey.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2012/03/17/in-defence-of-mike-daisey-over-apple-and-foxconn/

Russia plans manned moon shot by 2030

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/sarc

You missed the /sarc at the end of the last paragraph of the article.

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