* Posts by rrevolverr

25 posts • joined 9 Nov 2011

Movie review: Oblivion

rrevolverr
Pint

Re: RSVP in Dream Speak. Always Transparently Clear of Fab Intentions with Great Inventor Engines ..

ha, what if

Congress warned that military systems may already be pwned

rrevolverr
Coat

Re: -> Re:

Re: -> Re:

"should be enough for anybody" -

not for some congressmen's appetite, mate.

low calorie...

poor salarie...

i'll get some dine

in chinatown (-:

that's nearly where they are nearly ready to feed.

73

rrevolverr
Boffin

just a fingerclick?

"and only 64 of them signed up for government service" - ha! upgrade to 512, what's the problem...

American search team fails to find women's G-spot

rrevolverr
IT Angle

Mr. Straightfinger?

I'm maybe not too familiar with English... do they tell us they have spent damn sixty years for a female masturbation?

Wow. A Real Sci-Punk. But the secret was in finding a proper angle (-:

NASA shuts off Voyager 1's central heating

rrevolverr

Measured. Found Heavy.

Nothing bad at all. First, explore. Then, use it carefully. Were there ever a word of lies from MPRTY? No, there were not. Anyway, the job will be monitored by the licensant, and the license can be dismissed at any moment. Also, adding some "user's fingerprint check" would be a nice option.

By the way, the testing of the sputnik is complete. Make no missiles (-:

Phobos-Grunt 'crippled by US aurora station', 'is a bio-weapon'

rrevolverr

Awesome chopper

"MAYBE THEY SHOULD COME UP WITH A RELIABLE BICYCLE!" -

ЧУВАК / DUDE, BUY YOURSELF "URAL" BIKE SO THAT YOU COULD BE A BIG MAN SO THAT YOU COULD TYPE WITH CAPS!

http://x-ya.ru/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Ural_Wolf.jpg

US Martian nuke-truck launches without a hitch, but...

rrevolverr
Happy

GPS underwater

ELF GPS? This one must especially suit the Underwater Pacific Satellite Group.

rrevolverr
Coat

Curiosity

Any cats in Gale's?

Hide in my pocket, you furry tubby.

Rogue Russian Mars probe communicates - but in gibberish

rrevolverr

Not Too Well, Actually

That's the lesson for everyone to learn.

rrevolverr
Happy

IN, $GRB; OUT, RubGRB

Read open air tomorrow (-:

rrevolverr
Black Helicopters

Roger, Alaska.

Wanna be first to Mars, Houston?

FBI: No evidence of water system hack destroying pump

rrevolverr

REDIR MSG, Co(s)mic.

http://forums.theregister.co.uk/post/1241280

Got a few minutes to help LOHAN suck?

rrevolverr
Boffin

What?

Err... mean, the revolution flow counter is, o'course, set AFTER the filter (-:

rrevolverr
Pirate

Hacking Your Water Supply Company In Five Easy Steps

Inspired by the theme:

1> Turn off the pipeline main valve, open the tap, let the xs of water out. Keep the tap open.

2> Open a water filter inlet in the pipeline.

3> Join your vacuum cleaner to a pipe that matches the diameter of a water filter inlet. Make an airtight junction.

4> Switch the cleaner on. Don't keep it working for too long, otherwise you will put yourself at risk of becoming a creditor.

5> Enjoy, the whole company sucks. You may rename it into LOHAN, just to decrease possible conscience-strike and increase pleasure.

Russian Mars probe heads into space WITHOUT ENGINES

rrevolverr
Mushroom

Russian Roulette

Kinda long body, MD=200 km. Just 200.

Russian diplomat caught driving while 15 TIMES over booze limit

rrevolverr

A typo, perhaps

Russian national drink is qwas, а не alcohol...

rrevolverr
Angel

Blood in your wine not detected...

err... had anyone 4.5 promille (being on feet)?

Russian probe engines crap out on way to Mars

rrevolverr
Boffin

parasite noise detected

just keep the factory environment sane. once id mentioned there must be no journalists with their airing the video before the start, neither at the russian plant, nor in american. you don't expect anyone to poke nose into maternity hospital during delivery, do you? please space builders say you don't. otherwise your projects are at risk, too. i'll be damned if i don't know what im talking about.

rrevolverr
Alert

yes

partially, if you consider fuel.

rrevolverr
Holmes

to grunt away = просрать

just love the sputnik's name. with all experience of the russian space industry in translating english, don't the english-speaking audience see anything exceptively strange in it? either it has absolutely no connection with mars, or - the russians have a "просрать" idiom = lit. "to shit/grunt smth. away". why the hell do russians/chinese need phobos exactly now? just ask yourself yourself.

rrevolverr

hydra zine

makes sense...

rrevolverr

what the, can't get to moderation stage )-:

surprise

rrevolverr
Thumb Up

grubles = стратобаксы

sbucks = stratobucks. hello bros in rnd.

rrevolverr
Trollface

grubles = стратобаксы

sbucks = stratobucks. hello bros in rnd.

Biting the hand that feeds IT © 1998–2019