Posts by Captain DaFt

Re: Time to bring production and jobs back

I dunno... Maybe you could just prop him in the corner? Nobody really knows what the half-life is for a reality distortion field.

Re: Behind Every famous woman...

The real problem is, that behind every woman trying to be succesful is a mother and mother-in-law screaming, "When are you going to settle down and raise a family!?"

Re: What did I watch?

Really! Looking at that ad, it might as well be advertising an add on keyboard for an iPad!

Re: For me it's Blofeld

And don't forget his tenacity. No other villian kept coming back, again and again, no matter how handicapped, with Bond's death as an essential part of his schemes.

Re: err two things here...

But that's a feature! Let the hoi-polloi take "naked" pictures with their common phones, you're taking "Apple dressed" pictures! (Now with Instagram like... er, Apple filters™ feature built in!)

Pfft! You call that big?

@Graham Dawson

"What do you want to do with your life?"

"I WANNA ROCK!"

Feel better? [Ducking and running]

Re: In other news

It has also been pointed out that oxygen is a major "gateway" drug, since all addicts started out breathing it, and no one that has refused to use oxygen has ever been addicted to drugs.

Re: Navigational Deflectors?

"And what about jet-packs, I want a jet-pack! It does not even need antigravity, for goodness' sake (or slood for that matter)"

Here ya go... just needs a large enough body of water to fly over.

http://www.jetlev-flyer.com/

WARNING: Annoying, loud music courtesy of some stupid market type.

Re: Is there any other kind

""tomato ketchup"

Is there any other kind of ketchup? or is "tomato ketchup" brought to us by the Department of Redundancy Department."

There is such a thing as banana ketchup, and there's a sauce made from fish that's also called ketchup, but neither is very popular outside of Asian countries.

Re: In 50 years...

Oops,lost my 's'! That should hve been 'Mars'.

Re: is that all...?

"My Ps3 is 320gb too which is overkill because I don't download games."

Good for you.

Nintendo has an app store that probably rivals Apple's, and the majority of Wii owners that I know download more games than they buy at Brick & Mortar, and save them to SD cards

But only 32 Meg on the Wii U? Most current games have save files, and Nintendo won't let you move/save the save files to SD to "prevent hacking*, so the current Wii quickly reach a point where games can't run due to insufficient memory*. If the Wii U is going to go anywhere, it needs a lot more memory, Much more than a Wii by an order of magnitude at least!! I'm tired of buying SD cards!

*Smooth move Nintendo! That little trick alone did more to drive the hacking movement on Wii than anything else!** Not to mention reducing online sells from the non-hackers (like me) when the memory limit's hit.

**And as long as you have to hack it to move save files to SD, You might as well "tweak" the save file while you're at it, right?

Re: The paper suggests that in-fighting and an absence of policy, tactics or strategy...

Indeed. It seems that the main agenda of most political parties is; "We're Not Satanic Baby Eating Scum! But The Other Parties Are!"

Re: That's absurd

You forgot one... Nintendo.

I could see a steam channel on Wii as a real possibility. It'd open that console to a lot of games it doesn't currently carry.

"Do balding men go to the last chance salon?"

Of course! It's their last chance to get a haircut before it all falls out!

Re: Super heroes ?

Greetings, y'rince!

(Oh, I am so gonna get in trouble for this!)

Or at least a can of WD-40! Regular can, *not* the spray cans!

Re: please

Yeah, the way things are going, the other company's will let Apple have its sandbox (USA) to play in, and will cheerfully market to the rest of the world.

(2015, New Apple slogan: USA! The 'A' stands for Apple!)

Re: HAH!

Yeah, how the heck are we going to find signs of life on Mars if Curiosity keeps sending'em running for cover by blaring horrible pop music at'em?

Re: Cloud talk

Actually, I doubt there was any pro-Apple thought behind it.

Just 12 people too dumb to figure out how to get out of jury duty, and just wanting it be over and go home.

Nah, smaller! If I were the judge, I'd grant'em a dollar and a condom each.

Then when they asked, "Why a condom?" I'd reply, so you can go fuck yourself!"

Re: Incomprehensible emails...

@Soruk;

Better keep an eye on your well!

A neighbor of mine put his up for sale, and then it went missing!

Turns out some miscreant had pulled it out of the ground, and cut it up for postholes!*

*Yes, I'm being silly, but you started it!

Re: They should change the name to...

How about Vodafawdownangoboom?

Re: Snail?

Indeed. My first thought was, "Snail? Nah, obviously they're admitting that their service is circling the drain!"