* Posts by Tyrrann

2 posts • joined 3 Nov 2011

So, what IS the worst film ever made?



Manos: The Hands of Fate. Seriously, just Google it. Even the title is fail, translated it's "Hands: The Hands of Fate."

Mystery Science Theater 3000 uses it as the benchmark for every movie they did since. You can watch it here: http://www.archive.org/details/ManosTheHandsofFate, you've been warned. I've seen it 4 times, two of those times were in a row, on a dare, to see if I could suffer through it. Not sure how i managed to keep my brain from packing it's bags and leaving.

Nude lady recreates Star Wars tauntaun scene in dead horse


Something's Not Right Here

Is it bad that I read this entire story and the only thing that seemed not right about it was that Han Solo didn't have a light-sabre, he used Luke's?

Also, when I watch that scene in Empire it just seems wrong somehow. Not because he's stuffing Luke inside a meat-bag (Hey look, a HK-47 reference lol), but because I believe that is the only scene, in any of the movies, that a non-Jedi actually uses a light-sabre.

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