Re: It doesn't actually get dark here.
"If astronomers are unhappy about light pollution affecting astronomy, they need to persuade their local councils to change to streetlights that light the ground and not the sky as well before they complain about stuff in orbit."
You've completely missed the point. Astronomers generally don't care about the lighting their local council has control over, because they built their observatory 3000 miles away at the top of a mountain in the middle of a desert specifically to avoid that sort of thing being a problem. They complain about light from things like satellites, because that's now a problem that actually affects them.
In addition, use of the word "before" is really quite bizarre. Most people are capable of contemplating more than one idea at a time. It's entirely possible for someone to complain to their local council about local lighting issues, and also complain to Elon Musk about Starlink. They might even be able to send a whole two emails to different people in the same day!
Sadly, you're far from alone in this. Every time anyone dares talk about the problems caused by one particular issue, people jump out the woodwork to whine about them not talking about every other problem facing the world today first. If you weren't complaining about light pollution in Coventry, you'd be criticising them for talking about astronomy at all when they could be trying to save the whales or feed starving children in Yemen. Fortunately not everyone is like you, so we're actually able to take a stab at fixing some problems without being frozen into total paralysis by the fact that other problems continue to exist at the same time.