32 posts • joined 31 Oct 2011
Why are these "secret" files available via a public network? You would think that they would be on a closed network
What about Apple's tax avoidance?
Is Mr Miliband a fanboi?
Something you wash with thoap
I don't see how, the wayback machine started in 2002
or simply listen to any song by Justin Bieber
was ancient and cursed
It's vital if you are blind and would rather not wipe your arse with pringles
I'm sure they could knock out a new (better) version of windows in half the time it would take to write a sonnet.
Will there be a remote for the remote?
I can see this getting recursive.
Tell your friends, that's it, it's simple, effective and more importantly FREE!
How many times have the apes selected this number?
10 print "Program: Elite 2"
20 randomize usr 1310
on a spectrum, leaving the confused shop keep thinking Elite 2 is out
And feminists too (apparently)
Surely that was the pinnacle of Speccy gaming?
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I now have a David Bowie ear worm, you have ruined my weekend
How many times have they come up with this line? I'll believe it when Ronald McDonald is prime minister!
Playmobil or it didnt happen
Will it be running on a ZX spectrum?
...and are we as honest tax paying citizens expected to foot the bill for the exquisite random number generator?
They are called politicians. A name formed from the root words poly - meaning many and ticks - which are these so called blood sucking insects.
Oooh oooh! I'm so excited, I've got to get myself one of...oh look doughnuts!
Everyone knows that...
...however they seem to think it does...
Maybe someone playing with the latest Android OS caught his eye......
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