* Posts by Phil O'Sophical

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Um, almost the entire Scots Wikipedia was written by someone with no idea of the language – 10,000s of articles

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Re: International Recognition

learning Latin at school has proved one of the most useless things I have ever been made to do.

I didn't learn it, but my wife did. Greatly helped her when it came to learning Latin-based languages like French/Italian/Spanish. I wish I had studied it.

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Re: Local 'languages'

Does this mean that Scottish and Irish Gaelic are just dialects of Gaelic?

As I understand it, it's a bigger difference than a simple dialect now, even in Ireland there are three recognised dialects. Irish & Scottish gaelic started out as the same language but diverged over centuries, 'helped' by some spelling reform of Irish 80-odd ago.

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Re: Interesting

I think it is someone asking a local the name of a river, they say river.

And why the Russian for railway station is "вокзал" (Vauxhall). Supposedly when standing outside Vauxhall station in London in the mid-19C and asking "what is that" (expecting "the station"), a visitor was told "that's Vauxhall".

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Re: International Recognition

you don't see Trekkies demand that Klingon also be added

are you sure?

Samsung says it makes the world’s best holes. Yes, holes. Holes so good they even get a brand

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Patents?

I hope they've checked that Apple doesn't have a patent on round holes.

This PDP-11/70 was due to predict an election outcome – but no one could predict it falling over

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victim to the more extreme slings and arrows of RS-232 connectivity

I remember some Force(?) 68K VME boards that had over-sensitive RTS/CTS lines. If you left them connected to the modem cable at the card end, but unconnected at the terminal, the voltage generated from cross-talk on long data lines could cause all sorts of weird effects. Terminals would seem to work fine until some pattern of data on Rx/Tx would cause a modem line to drift just far enough to act as an XOFF and everything would seize up. Took a while to figure that one out.

We've heard some made-up stories but this is ridiculous: Microsoft Flight Simulator, Bing erect huge skyscraper out of bad data

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Shows what can change in 6 years (and not just the August weather).

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Re: Intentional Error?

maps in the past where there was an intentional error, e.g. a small side street with a specific name that doesn't actually exist.

There's even a word for it, it's a "mountweazel".

Physical locks are less hackable than digital locks, right? Maybe not: Boffins break in with a microphone

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Re: LockPickingLawyer

How in the hell do you get that far along and yet are still clueless about the practical application...?

You've already answered your own question: "going for a PhD"

Pass that Brit guy with the right-hand drive: UK looking into legalising automated lane-keeping systems by 2021

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Re: some stupid and selfish drivers

because it's just "normal".

It's one of the lower values for the world's countries. Germany manages 9, France 10, US is up around 14 IIRC.

Former HP CEO and Republican Meg Whitman – who split HP with mixed success – says Donald Trump can't run a business

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Re: To know failure is to be one....

in a brewery in a burning bag of dog poo

I know US mainstream beer doesn't have a great reputation, but that comment still puzzles me...

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Re: China

how awful must Mrs Clinton be to lose?

Several things come to mind, in no particular order:

- If she hadn't been married to President Bill, would anyone have ever heard of her? She seems to have been a competent local senator, not much more.

- There was some concern that this was just a way to get BillC back into the White House by the back door. Personally I'm not convinced that was a valid concern, but some voters were.

- She's a woman, and there's still a part of the US voting population that finds the idea of a female president even less acceptable than a black one.

Biden at least scores better on the second two points.

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Re: China

I hope Biden will be different.

Not much sign of it so far, his platform seems to be essentially "Vote for me, I'm not Trump".

Last time round the Democrats should have won easily, with Trump as their opponent, but they still managed to pull a losing candidate out of their hat. It would be nice to think they could do better this time round, but Trump does have the usual advantage of being the incumbent: "better the devil you know". Biden needs to be much more than just "not Trump" to have a decent chance.

Sun welcomes vampire dating website company: Arrgh! No! It burns! It buuurrrrnsss!

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Re: Not actually an interview but....

usually wear only to bottom part of a bikini

Totally unrelated, but I gather there's a new fashion trend in Italy this summer: the "Trikini" - matching top, bottom and face mask.

I can see my house from here! Microsoft Flight Simulator has laid strong foundations for the nerdy scene's next generation

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And quarantine for 14 days when you get back?

Clarke's Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced techie is indistinguishable from magic

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Re: a GUI in the office was a dim and distant dream.

a NatSemi 32032

Another nice processor. Such a pity that 8086 won out over 68K and 32032.

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I've driven Fords with a speed-sensitive volume setting, where you could program the ICE to increase in steps above certain speeds. Maybe a bug, needed a factory reset?

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Re: Light sensors!

Used to be a problem when repairing VCRs (remember them?) as well. The tape beginning/end sensors were triggered by some clear leader tape at each end of the magnetic stuff. I've heard of bench technicians opening up a unit to repair a minor fault, and having it stubbornly refuse to operate at all, eventually traced to sunlight on a bright corner of the bench falling on the tape sensor once the cover was off.

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a GUI in the office was a dim and distant dream.

Our story takes place as the 1980s rolled into the 1990s

I had VAXstations & X-terminals on my desk in the 80's.

NHS tests COVID-19 contact-tracing app that may actually work properly – EU neighbors lent a helping hand

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Re: How will they know it's a false alarm?

So what does happen in Spain if not a second wave?

Same as in the UK, it's still the first wave that was paused due to the extreme lockdown, and is now picking up again with the easing of lockdown. To truly be a second wave would mean that it had dropped to undetectable levels, life had gone back to normal, and then it had come back.

What we need to do is to contain the spread until it either does die out (through immunity or otherwise, as previous SARS outbreaks have), or we have a vaccine. In the meantime we can at least use the treatments that we now have to reduce the severity of the symptoms so that people recover, and try not to destroy the economy any further.

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Re: How will they know it's a false alarm?

It is far safer to have the false positives.

That depends entirely non how many real positives there are.

Assume that you have a test with a 1% false positive rate (which is extremely good, 2-3% is more likely).

Test 1m people, of whom 200K actually have it. 1% of the 800K who don't will show up as (false) positives, that's 8K. Not so bad compared to 200K, perhaps.

Now consider the end of the epidemic, when only 1000 people still have the virus. 1% false positive rate of the 999,000 uninfected people is 9990, that's 10x the actual infection rate and makes the test largely worthless.

Wi-Fi 6 isn't signed off yet, but boffins are already teasing us with specs for venerable wireless tech's next gen

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Re: Aerials

How many ISPs are going to supply routers with 8 aerials?

All of them.

How many of those aerials will all be connected to the same piece of wire? Well, that's up to marketing.

Can I get some service here? The new 27-inch iMac forgoes replaceable storage for soldered innards

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Mea culpa

True enough, I misread that, but non-upgradeable storage is still baffling.

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It won points for the use of a socketed (and thus, upgradeable) CPU

So the CPU is upgradeable (which almost nobody does) and the storage and RAM is not upgradeable (which almost everybody wants to do at some time). It really makes you wonder if anyone in Apple cares about user-oriented design beyond getting the right curve on the corners.

Super Cali COVID count is somewhat out of focus, server crash and expired cert makes numbers quite atrocious

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Re: Upgrade your masks

Perhaps a simply star marking would help

https://xkcd.com/927/

I was at a water park/pool party thing a few days ago

Why?

it reminds you how easily Coronavirus rips through groups like that

Not sufficiently, it would seem.

You think the UK coronavirus outbreak was bad? Just wait till winter: Study shows test-and-trace system is failing

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Re: Any qualified statisticians on this thread?

Epidemiogists would rather over-estimate by a factor of 100 than under-estimate by a factor of 10 (or 5). There are some good reasons for this,

It's the "Michael Fish" effect, people remember poor predictions about disasters that then do happen for much longer than they remember the "sky is falling" ones that don't.

UK data watchdog having a hard time making GDPR fines stick: Marriott scores another extension, BA prepares to pay 11% of £183m penalty threat

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Re: Falling on sword time?

All those years of compliance (with a quite sensible and powerful-to-the-consumer law) will be wasted because of our "independence". They'll just cut the red tape so that their own projects (like the track and trace, etc.) don't fall foul of it either.

I can understand reasonable arguments pro/anti Brexit, but why do remainers keep spouting this ludicrous nonsense? Is it just a desperate attempt at propaganda, or blind refusal to understand the arguments of people you disagree with, in case they might be right?

We need to respect international rules to continue international trade (with the EU and elsewhere). British consumer and data protection law has consistently been tougher than EU minima, and tougher than those implemented by other EU countries (pre-GDPR the UK maximum fines were higher than those permitted in Germany, for example). Part of the parliamentary work before Brexit was specifically to enshrine GDPR in UK law, so that it would not just vanish afterwards. There is no credible reason to believe that reducing UK data protection to levels below GDPR is planned, useful or desirable.

Struggling company pleads with landlords to slash rents as COVID-19 batters UK high street. The firm's name? Apple

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They don't have the slightest clue as to what social responsibility is or what it means.

But that cuts both ways. Apple only exists because people buy Apple gear, so is it Apple that doesn't care about social responsibility, or Apple's customers? If enough of the people who claim to want social responsibility stopped buying Apple, would it make a difference? If not, that would suggest that it isn't really important.

Dynabook Portégé X30L-G: So light, you might even forget about its terrible keyboard

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Re: So its 2020

And manufacturers are still flogging laptops without 8hrs battery life. No thanks.

I'd rather have a swappable option, like my current Lenovo. Lightweight battery with 3hrs life for general portable use, with a bigger battery that I can swap in when I'm in an all-day meeting or long journey and where the extra weight isn't an issue.

A tale of mainframes and students being too clever by far

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Ah, the days before memory protection seemed necessary...

VAXen have a block-move assembler instruction MOVC3, which works much like the C function memcpy(). I remember trying to debug a program that would fall over occasionally, and when it did the resulting memory image made no sense. I eventually found that I had the arguments to the MOVC wrong, and when executed it shifted my entire executable program address space by 8 bytes. After that none of the symbols matched, and the debugger had no idea what was where.

At least that would only have affected my local program memory space, VAX/VMS having good memory protection. Way back in Uni we used ICL systems with a home-grown OS. It had an 'ALTER' command that worked much like a POKE in BASIC, and would allow you to read/change locations in your local address space, you could pause a running program & poke around in it. There was also an assembler instruction which would allow you to send a command to the OS from within a program, a la "system()" in modern C. Both useful, but no-one had tried combining them until one of my fellow students did. Turned out that the system() function was treated as I/O, and handled asynchronously, the command was queued and the program paused until it was executed, then resumed with the result of the command. Of course, on a busy system a paused program could be swapped out and another scheduled until the async operation completed. If you passed an ALTER command like that, since the system didn't have virtual memory, when the ALTER command was run there was no guarantee that the address it was changing belonged to the calling program any more...

My fellow student ran his program, and shortly afterwards every terminal in the room hung. Odd, he thought, but crashes weren't uncommon. We went for coffee, and when we returned the system was back, so he tried again. Same result... At that point he had the wit to call the computer centre and say "umm, I think that might have been me", so the end result was a thank-you from the sysadmin and credit for finding a bug, and not any punishment for crashing the main undergrad system twice in an hour.

EU tries to get serious on cybercrime with first sanctions against Wannacry, NotPetya, CloudHopper crews

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Sanctions?

if these people have been tried & convicted, then just confiscate their assets & jail them.

If they haven't yet been convicted, wouldn't this be an illegal extra-judicial punishment under the various human rights laws?

Firefox 79: A thin release for regular users, but plenty for developers to devour

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After their android version started sending me political messages about not voting for TRUMP.......

That's more likely to be a MITM hack from your phone provider. Are you using a privately-purchased phone with a SIM-only deal, or did you get the phone from a network provider with their software pre-installed?

UK formally abandons Europe’s Unified Patent Court, Germany plans to move forward nevertheless

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Treaty of Rome is 1957, Equal Pay Act is 1970.

The Treaty just described a principle, the first Equal Pay Directive was 1975.

Very often, people don't work the hours they want, but the hours their employer wants. It's there to protect people.

Yes, nanny. I prefer the freedom to choose.

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Re: The Biggest Lie

The USA? Its actually made up of 50 federal states and parts, under one president.

These days that federation looks about as solid and healthy as the EU!

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the fact that London has ceased to be the financial capital of Europe.

As of March 2020 London is rated #2 in world financial centres (behind New York). The closest European one is Geneva at #9, and the closest EU one is Frankfurt at #13.

what benefit -- in pounds and pence -- is Britain gaining from having left?

Little yet, of course. Brexit isn't a magic bullet, it's an escape from the constraints that are dragging the EU down to a stagnant, mediocre, economic polity. UK growth has always been better than the Eurozone, and will continue to do better, but it will take years, of course, for the benefits of Brexit to really take hold. That's always the case when a country gains independence from a controlling bloc.

Brexiteers claim that Britain will not be subject to foreign courts, but just a lie: if we want to trade, foreign courts will be part and parcel of any deal,

You misunderstand (or misrepresent) the situation. The issue is one of jurisdiction. Of course EU courts have jurisdiction over EU issues, and of course British trade with the EU will come at least partly under that jurisdiction and those courts. That should be obvious, no-one has ever claimed otherwise.

The difference now is that EU courts will not be able to overrule British courts on purely British issues.

Also EHCR

Both the European Convention on Human Rights and the European Court of Human Rights derive from the Council of Europe, not from the EU.The UK was a founding member, and is still a member, of the Council of Europe (which is much larger than the EU).

ITLOS

Not even a European body, it's the International Tribunal for the Law Of the Sea, and irrelevant in the context of Brexit.

Lastly, the claim that "we're never going back" is suspect and inherently naive: Northern Ireland is the closest to "going back", but the Channel Islands and Scotland both recognize a different balance of probabilities...

Since the Channel Islands were never in the EU in the first place, the question of going back doesn't arise. If Scotland were so foolish as to leave the UK and (re)join the EU I don't envy them the problems of policing the border. With NI there is an incentive for the UK to find a suitable accommodation with the RoI to keep an open border, but no such incentive would exist for England with respect to Scotland. They could just throw up a fence & leave the Scots to sort it out.

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streamline many things common to the bloc

Ah yes, only one way to do it and everyone must do it that way. Whether it actually fits their needs or not. Not a recipe for success.

the ability to take part in trade negotiations representing an area of approx 460 million people meaning you generally get your own way and get to set standards,

Hmm, like the way they won that court case over Apple last week? Or the UPC that's the subject of this article, or...?

What the members actually get is the ability to do things the way a bunch of politicians think it should be done.

laws to protect everyone from discrimination in the workplace which went back to 1957

Are you sure? The EU directive against racial discrimination in the workplace dates from 2000, that for male/female discrimination from 2004. The equivalent UK laws long predate those, as do most UK consumer and employee protection laws. UK employees have a 28 day minimum holiday allowance. the EU minimum is 20 days. Sure, we opted out of the working time agreement because it was too restrictive. I work in an EU country today and the only way I can get my work done in an international environment is to ignore the rules. It's my choice, why should I be prevented from working the hours I want to, in order to be successful?

The fact that you only barely managed to go on holiday to the EU doesn't mean that other people don't think the EU was useful.

Aaaaand there it is, the snide remainer ad-hominem attack when you run out of arguments. Some of us Brexit supporters have lived and worked in other EU countries for decades, we at least have seen and understand both sides of the discussion and can make our choices based on the facts.

there has to be Brexit and, if that's not good enough, Brexit without a trade deal, too. It's friggin national suicide cult.

That's the same crap that was produced before the withdrawal agreement was signed, and it wasn't true then either. The only people who don't want one are the remainers, so that they can have something else to complain about. There will be a trade deal, no-one wants otherwise, UK or EU.

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"Not one non-hole driller has been able to explain what tangible benefit they think they have by not drilling a hole in the bottom of this boat".

That's possibly because we would know that there's more to a boat than the bottom, and by looking around intelligently we can find other places to drill holes that could be very useful.

Got any more silly analogies?

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Re: If you look carefully at the edits.....

It would perhaps be more constructive to look at the actual arguments for and against a European UPC, in the light of the German rejection and the current EPO status, rather than spouting yet another tiresome, irrelevant, anti-Brexit rant.

UK.gov admits it has not performed legally required data protection checks for COVID-19 tracing system

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Re: what charges...

You mean the RMS Olympic that got smashed up to the point of being a write off, hurriedly renamed to Titanic, even more hurriedly reinsured for over its value a week before it steamed

And yet, astonishingly, managed to sail on until decommissioned in 1935?

Did you see that ludicrous display last night? Bork pays a visit to London's Silicon Roundabout

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Re: MS is not the only culprit...

"Android is waiting to start"

An android with prostate problems? A bit too realistic...

Black hole destroys corona

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Re: In Real Time?

FM is realtime; DAB is not.

In both cases a 1 hour program(me) takes 1 hour to listen to, so both are realtime.

In both cases any observed point in the program(me) is delayed by a period from the moment when it was transmitted, either by processing delays or speed-of-light delays, but those processing delays are bounded and the speed-of-light delay is defined by the distance. FM radio is exactly as "real time" as the signals from this 100million-light-year distant black hole.

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Re: In Real Time?

emphasised zero lag.

You'll never get zero lag, what mattered was predictably-bounded lag. Even 30+ years ago.

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Re: In Real Time?

"Real time" just means 1 second per elapsed second. It doesn't necessarily mean at the time it's being observed.

From 'Queen of the Skies' to Queen of the Scrapheap: British Airways chops 747 fleet as folk stay at home

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Won't be missed.

As for British Airways' other long-haul, four-engined aircraft, the Airbus A380, hope remains that flights might resume for the double-decked monster.

Why? The BA ones have the most uncomfortable cattle-class seats I've suffered on any modern BA aircraft, worse even than those on the 747 which were old but at least had more than a few mm of padding over a rigid plastic base. Feeling my arse beginning to go numb as we crossed Ireland on the way to SFO did not give me hope for a good flight, no matter how smooth and quiet the aircraft itself was.

I'd have more hope that the demise of hub & spoke travel, with it's double dose of security theatre and connections that are always too tight or too long, would kill off the need for all those monsters. A point-to-point A350 or 787 is a more comfortable way to fly. Air France had already started to retire their A380s even before the COVID-19 drop in traffic.

Linus Torvalds banishes masters, slaves and blacklists from the Linux kernel, starting now

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Re: How's my virtue signalling?

shrugged off with some spurious and disingenious arguments such as, "Ah well, they brought it on themselves!" and "It's a Black-on-Black thing!"

You're the only one doing the whataboutery and disingenious arguments. No-one has suggested that this is a "Black-on-Black thing", they have only related the facts that the slave traders (note the word, trader, one who buys and sells) bought slaves from Africans, shipped them across the world, and sold them. Look up the "Triangular Trade", or perhaps pay a visit to the International Slavery Museum in Liverpool. People of all races and nationalities profited from slavery.

It would appear that people are already forgetting the past story of this, which is all the more reason to reject these cosmetic language changes designed to make people forget about the history.

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Re: How's my virtue signalling?

I just can't understand why anyone would be opposed to it.

Because it's like wallpapering over subsistence cracks in your house. It does nothing to fix the problem, and just hides the real issue while allowing people to say "Look, I did something, aren't I good".

in which case you're probably 68% likely to be white European, which means your ancestors most likely benefitted from colonialism & slave trading.

The slaves that were taken to America from Africa weren't created by white traders. Those traders bought the slaves from (black) Africans, they were often prisoners taken during tribal conflicts. It wasn't just the white traders that benefitted from the trade, it was all those involved, all along the line. Painting this purely as white colonial abuse is itself a racial slur.

Why is your instinctive reaction to efforts like this to want to shut them down, to belittle them, dismiss them as either pointless virtue signalling or an attack on western democracies?

Because it prevents people from discussing and solving the real underlying problem. You don't fix history by rewriting it to hide the abuses of the past, that just hides it so it can happen again.

Are you really opposed to this for the reasons that your kneejerk reaction says you are

Yes

or would you rather not have to think too deeply about it because it's not your problem?

The historical issue isn't my problem, because it happened generations before I was born. My problem will be preventing it from happening again, which I do by helping to educate the next generation about why it's a problem. Hiding the words used to describe it does not help with that.

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Re: Hackers, Schmackers

It's the irrational numbers that are a problem here.

UK smacks Huawei with banhammer: Buying firm's 5G gear illegal from year's end, mobile networks ordered to rip out all next-gen kit by 2027

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There is at least one - Chi Onwurah for Labour.

There are over 100 MPs with STEM backgrounds: 57 Tory, 36 Labour, and a smattering of others: https://www.sciencecampaign.org.uk/engaging-with-policy/science-in-westminster/mps-to-watch.html

Google employs people to invent colours – and they think their work improves your wellbeing

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Re: Is that a job?

to find out what was making the rotting cabbage smell.

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UK government marks 'at least' £115m for new Brexit systems against backdrop of chequered IT project history in customs and border control

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Re: Brexit is coming

Which category does the evidence suggest 'Brexit' belongs to?

Brexit is in category #2, the EU is in #4 (also numbered 2 for some odd reason? )