* Posts by Teiwaz

4136 publicly visible posts • joined 19 Oct 2011

'We think autonomous coding is a very real thing' – GitHub CEO imagines a future without programmers

Teiwaz

Re: Maybe not for quite a while yet

yet when you start to go beyond 20 odd lines and use generators to build the code they always come up with the most stupid code that is never efficient

That's been true since at least dbase 3.

Even if it is moderatly efficient, it's usually totally unreadable - making extension/expansion impossible without a total rewrite.

Teiwaz

Re: COBOL again?

The article's prediction was correct.

Clearly for a given value of correct.

I've seldom seen managers program - even in places with COBOL.

- The whole point of being a manager is getting others to do the work.

Give us cash and think about the kids, UK tells Facebook and Twitter

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This is all bluster

the Gov of late likes the scapegoat approach - wave a threat for the masses to fear then get some dodgy piece of legislation passed before the panic/moral outrage abates in the face of some other distraction.

Twitter / Facebook storms are so numerous the wolf in the sheepfold approach doesn't work. The storm isn't divisive enough for the government to pluck out the offenders without backlash.

The tax excuse doesn't fly, given the apple Ireland thing - the just want to bring under the heel the two platforms most likely to be instrumental in an organisation of another Jarrow Crusade in the future.

They've only gone and made a chemical-threat-detecting ring

Teiwaz

Article title reminds me...

Of Sergeant Collon in 'Men at Arms'.....

the whole article...also reminds me of 'throats dragon detector....

Dell makes $1bn bet that IoT at the edge can kill cloud computing takeover

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What benefit does IoT or any car Internet connection offer

...Slurp...

They get to attach tubes to the nipples of daily life and gorge themselves silly for free...

Teiwaz

Re: As usual, security was mentioned nowhere

A large list of partnerships, covering a raft of areas, but not a peep about keeping things secure.

Business as usual then !

Every diner has his place at table denoted by a nice gold plated name tag. Soon the dish of the day will be presented along with the exclusive menu of delicacies and the roes of an unwiting public will be dined upon with gusto.

It's 2017... And Windows PCs can be pwned via DNS, webpages, Office docs, fonts – and some TPM keys are fscked too

Teiwaz

Re: Who designed this then?

How the hell did They design an OS that lets programmers embed code in a FONT?

also

Why the hell did They design an OS that lets programmers embed code in a FONT?

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Re: The NeverEnding Story Continues...

That is one job the morlocks do. But you know the price...

Windows 'ate' finally popular.

Footie ballsup: Petition kicks off to fix 'geometrically impossible' street signs

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Re: Flat Earth Society

"Maybe with Flat Football the players could simply kick each other instead of the Flat Ball."

That's an sport I'd gladly pay to watch!

Ah, Brockian Ultra Cricket then...

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Re: Progress

. I assume there was a similar number on the approach from the other side.

If not, there is an error in the Matrix.

Hackers in Arab world collaborate more than hoodie-clad Westerners

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Re: Allahu hackbar !

But still inept?

Terror level must be bottoming out...

We need some jedi-errorists - So they can yell 'Admiral Ackbar'

BTW: Are hoodies still in?

Cortana, please finish my sentences in Skype texts for me

Teiwaz

Re: Let's see how it works...

(milking the giraffe)

That has got to be a double-entendre...

And If not, why not?...

Teiwaz

Re: Another good excuse

Yeah, sure, 90% of Skype interaction is obviously just people wondering where to go to eat.

'How do we eat?

Why, do we eat?

Where shall we have lunch?'

How, Why and Where phases of human development characterisations - Douglas Adams.

Teiwaz

Will they be selling conversation topics next?

Phil-os-ophy - Waiter, this conversation is no good....

Better still, plug all of social networking into Cortana and let her get on with swapping useless inanities with herself while humanity forges ahead with something worthwhile....

....Wait, that doesn't serve the needs of the leaders of humanity - they prefer short term profit to the questionable returns on humanitys exploration of the universe.

In the meantime, just don't give her your credit card number....We apologise for the lack of sanity.

How many times can Microsoft kill Mobile?

Teiwaz

Re: Clusterfcuk

I'd quite like a pc that looks that cute (and optionally dresses like a gothloli) - but knowing the tech industry of today, it'd be unsafe, insecure and un-updateble.

Teiwaz

Re: Microsoft is trying very hard to kill itself.

You're going to be so upset soon, BOB!!!! As Linux is ALL GOING FLATSO TOO!! !!

What do your mean all going damn flat themes have been more annoyingly 'in' than all those 'happy happy' songs that sat in the charts for unfeasibly long periods during the 80's.

Teiwaz

Re: Clusterfcuk

Actually, the only way mobile will TRULY be "the future" is when the 'mobile devices' become 'persocoms' (obligatory 'Chobits' reference) or maybe a robot like THIS one.

seriously, hand-held is so "noughties"! heh.

Someone hasn't seen Space: above and Beyond [insert creeepy 'modem chirping' and gambling parlance here].

Mobile is a 'thing' that's not yet out of the honeymoon stage, we've yet to find out what life is like when conversation is dead and the only thing we can talk about is 'how much we both like Total'. There may yet be disinterest and looking for other partners on the horizon, if not a messy divorce.

Teiwaz

Re: I disagree.

Unfortunately, Microsoft murdered it and its mother Nokia in an ultimately doomed attempt to push Windows Mobile!

Sheesh, I still use a N900, but Nokia wasn't all that.

Nokia weren't exactly blazing a path along a rainbow from the N900/N950 when the sale to Microsoft happened. They were like the Disco craze in 1982 (if not actually paśse, nearly paśse).

Harmattan feels clunky now - but still preferable to what else is available.

Smut-watchers suckered by evil advertising

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"I ain't got time for that" when it popped up. Are these sorts of attack on the rise and are they hard to pull off?

Not least that the user will no doubt be controlling the mouse with the 'off-paw' in many cases.

I can imagine the wrong button might be clicked on what with cack-handedness and the any rhythmic motions from the other hand being carried over.

Maybe a good thing, extending the session, even with the less than salubrious condiment of frustration...

Fending off cyber attacks as important as combatting terrorism, says new GCHQ chief

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Fending off cyber attacks as important as combatting terrorism, says new GCHQ chief

Any help fending off the legalised cyber intrusions and mass data collection carried out by runaway governments?

There's a psy-moon somewhere where the frogs chorus 'useless' for such as these people.

Calm down, Elon. Deep learning won't make AI generally intelligent

Teiwaz

Re: There is Intelligence - AI is an approach not an outcome

b) able to sense others and perceive that they are self-aware;

c) can appreciate that they have different views of the world to yourself;

Many humans mostly fail on these two....

Or at the very least ignore b) and fail not to feel threatened and outraged by c)...

Teiwaz

Re: "AI is more artificial idiot than artificial intelligence"

Just because journalists insist on continuing to abuse the term does not mean that AI has lost its meaning.

Journalists do awful things with words. Abuse of language on headlines is only the beginning.

Video games used to be an escape. Now not even they are safe from ads

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Between advert over-exposure and too free with anti-biotics.

We're doomed.

I quit watching TV several years ago, but find video advertising catching my attention more now that I'm not exposed to it every 15 minutes.

Too much of anything dulls the senses.

Advertising is a drug media has become addicted to - an easy fix. It's overuse pushed beyond the realms of medication to aid sales into meaningless background noise that's mostly ignored requiring larger and larger doses for similar effect.

New coding language Fetlang's syntax designed to read like 'poorly written erotica'

Teiwaz

Re: Idiots in the IT field.. too many in the last few years...

If I come across a stack of compiler discs tucked under a bush in the local park I might give it a whirl. It will make a change from doing the usual 'tied to the desk' stuff I have to do.

Contemplating setting up a Phone Sex coding help-line - Think it's a winner?

Teiwaz

As I know it, it stands for...

a folded acronym. As I know it, it stands for Bondage and Discipline, Domination and Submission, Sadism and Masochism.

Not just a pedant, but a masochistic pedant.

I wouldn't have bothered to type that out...

Teiwaz

I can hardly wait for the emails from slave-traders punting roles which require 5+ years experience in this language ....

Or the training course ads for it - that initially read like job ads.

(Cynic? Oui!)

Teiwaz

Re: I tried using this

Maybe set your LOCALE to a more permissive country.

Those are getting fewer and fewer...

We're going to need multiple locales on systems soon.

for time,

for language,

for keyboard,

for morality,

and probably one for legal jurisdiction - to rule them all - and in the darkness bind them....

Teiwaz

Re: Idiots in the IT field.. too many in the last few years...

Before the IT was filled with idiots...

Somebody accidentally uninstalled their sense of humour this morning...

There's a great tradition of 'silly' little projects like these, everyone knows not to take it seriously. This is just an exercise in free thought - next thing they may come up with is a more useful language.

Teiwaz

Re: We used to do this back when I was a COBOL programmer in the 1970s

I've often found the comments in production COBOL worth keeping an eye on for humour

Teiwaz

Re: I think you'd have to be.

This is the kind of thing that Usenet and mailing lists were invented for.

This is the kind of language best learnt from crinkly yellowed and dog eared line printer output - passed around surreptitiously in disused ink cartridge storerooms....

Teiwaz

Love the honestly listed 'features'

Confusing English-like syntax and unhelpful error messages

If only all computer languages were so honest...

German Firefox users to test recommendation engine 'a bit like thought-reading'

Teiwaz

The internet is now like a foreign country.

One of those places where children and insistent people trail around after you, trying to sell you things every time you go out and about.

SCARY SPICE: Pumpkin air freshener sparks school evacuation

Teiwaz

Re: Pumpkins?

When I were a lad we had no carrots, no parsnips and no cabbage. We were the true anti-thesis of luxury.

That said we did have peas.

There'd at least be novelty value in, if not a few guineas for a good boy who could carve halloween masks from garden peas....

Trying the same trick with carrots or parsnips would likely result in inappropriate results...

Teiwaz

Re: Impossible!

Air freshener cleans the air. Doesn't it?

Pumpkin has got to rank a little more popular than cauliflower or cabbage - at least in theory.

Teiwaz

Pumpkins?

So is this a Harry Potter or just a US influence...?

When I were a kid, we had to make-do with turnip. At least for carving, I can't see anyone starting their day with a tall glass of turnip juice (unless it's their final day), or make anything (except maybe enemies *) with turnip muffins.

* Baldrick might love you though...

Facebook, Google, Twitter are the shady bouncers of the web. They should be fired

Teiwaz

Re: 1984 was not supposed to be an instruction manual.

The market really won't tolerate more than one, trending them towards natural monopolies.

Mostly nonsense - unlike email - Social media platforms have intentionally worked their platforms so you have to be 'in their club' to participate.

Physicists win Nobel Prize for spotting ripples in fabric of space-time

Teiwaz

Re: Eddies vs ripples

I preferred 'Then, tell him to come and collect his sofa'

..from the radio version though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvQuJ1xnjhc

Rosetta probe's final packets massaged into new snap of Comet 67P

Teiwaz

Re: What are you looking at? Boulders. Perhaps with some organic molecules present,

Would that be the shiny silver anorak, with the matching skintight trousers?

Ahh, you're thinking of the removable sleeves and legs number....?

.....No....

Nobody could possilby want to see my variably hairy legs topped by figurehugging silver hotpants ...

(even with a fetching purple wig) (and even if I dyed my beard to match)......

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Coat

What are you looking at? Boulders. Perhaps with some organic molecules present,

or an attractive lieutenants thigh in close-up?

Sorry, another UFO reference - I'll just get my anorak.

Microsoft shows off Windows 10 Second Li, er, Mixed Reality

Teiwaz

Get the desk back

I for one, will be glad to reclaim more desk space (so I can put my feet up).

We've relegated the system box off the desk and out from under the monitor to the floor or elsewhere, the monitor has reduced in depth even if they are all pointlessly widescreen (bit of a step back there).

Now all we need is a flexible keyboard that is resistant to coffee (to at least pint-mug depth) and a better solution to the mouse/trackpad type action that doesn't involve pawing at a huge screen (with grubby kit kat chocolate covered fingers)...

Teiwaz

Re: TIFKAM redux...

Operating a PC is a solved problem and has been for decades

Not really. It's been a hashed together solution...

Cars are better designed, they didn't leave the reigns on for control merely because that is what people were used to. The steering wheel has evolved in design over more than a hundred years. Most of us still use keyboards with key layouts that are a design solution to the problem of mechanical typewriters jamming up.

Just because a number of radical design change attempts failed doesn't mean the existing design is not in need of a rethink.

Town wants Amazon's new HQ so much it plans to split off new town called 'Amazon'

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Ireland

Phil O'Sophical locales with a million people, a big slab of land, easy access to airports and a willingness to offer it a tax holiday

Ireland?

Now, be honest, can you really justify <easy access to airports</i>?

Russian telco backs up North Korea's sole Internet link

Teiwaz

Re: Counterproductive..

And if they ever see the comments on Youtube, they'll probably feel totally justified in nuking us!

Damn straight, Every time I see Youtube comments I feel like going all 12 Monkeys.

Computers4Christians miraculously appears on Ubuntu wiki

Teiwaz

Re: @Teiwaz -- Direct link to Deity

Sort of like politics then? Come to think of it... both are very similar.

Two definitions to politics -

1 Activities connected with governing.

2 Activities connected to positioning of an individual within an organisation.

Depends on the politics - in the jovial, frontal lobotomy public face of British politics, the combatants appear to prefer getting the mental best of an adversary in the political ring*. They like to pretend it's all in the name of the 1st definition, but it's become all about the 2nd a long time ago.

* Which has been all posture, spin, and coached handwaving lessons these days.

In the evangelists eyes, an adversary is someone holding an opposing world view which because it's not their viewpoint it is a threat that must be eradicated if its proponents cannot be converted or won over, they must be purged. While The evangelist may be political motivated or a true believer, the politically motivated one may be reasoned with or bribed, the true believers are the real dangerous ones.

Teiwaz

Re: Direct link to Deity

Militant Atheists are the worst thing since Militant Missionaries

Both are 'evangelists' seeking to convert others to the same world-view as themselves.

It's these 'there can be only one' world view types are the source of most of humanities issues. Be it One God, One Faith, One Party or one interpretation of scripture.

They'll bother everyone with leaflets on the streets, today, but given half the chance they'll all gleefully return to herding people into rivers and stacking kindling round non-conformers.

Teiwaz

Re: IT'S A DEMON, NOT A DEVIL

I think "pagan" religions are more threatening to Christian fundamentalists than Christian demons would be.

Eeesch! "pagan" religions are not more threatening, Christian fundamentalists are just more offended by their existence.

Early christianity was just the low-brow freebie version of the Cult of Mithras.

US yanks staff from Cuban embassy over sonic death ray fears

Teiwaz

Re: I'd bet my monies on...Game version

I think I still have a copy of the Dune Game somewhere - wonder if it still runs on Dosbox....

Far less annoying than Jeff Waynes war of the worlds game (all that ...loading combat map)

Teiwaz

Re: I'd bet my monies on...

In the book the "secret weapon" is Fremen warriors trained in the "weirding combat" of the Bene Geserit. Think galaxy's greatest warriors + galaxy's most lethal secret martial art = a lot of suddenly very dead Sardaukar and a very nervous Emperor.

Sort of yes/no

What made the Emperor nervous was Duke Letos popularity among the other Great Houses, the ease at which he inspired loyalty by being/appearing a man of the people. Sending House Atreides to Arrakeen was to make them vulnerable - the Empire had no idea there were so many desert fanatics.

The Fremen trained up in the Bene Gesserit 'weirding way' of combat came after the fall of House Atreides. It was a secret weapon, just not the secret weapon that the Emperor found initially threatening and made him fearful enough to assist House Harkonnen in the destruction of House Atreides.

Man with 74 convictions refused permission to fling sueball at Google

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Google Uk does not blah blah

What was Googles point in bringing that up?

Maybe Google should be submitting some sort of self edit to itself or at least public perception/assumption.

Granted, the guy doesn't come across well, but these articles always seem to bring out the frothing vindictive self-righteous types - I'm always suspicious the most vocal of these are the very nastiest of pieces of work, who know it, and are eager to identify any group that they can claim moral superiority to.

Musk: Come ride my Big F**king Rocket to Mars

Teiwaz

Re: Dear Mr Musk - we're doomed

Golgafrincham suffered a wipe-out plague caused by unsanitary telephones.

Between IOS and Android, all our phones are pretty odious, should we be worried?