217 posts • joined 5 Oct 2011
Supermarket self service checkout machines.
they'll make it free, supported by ads
For all those recently graduated phoneshopologists
As my local gov turn off the street lights after midnight.
Last stand of the paper back ?
Damm, I just gave away my internet banking password
Luxury!! We had to chisel our code into stone, that was when computers ran at 0.5 Megaliths.
Would it be called Jerkov ?
is now a Premier Inn, so you to can kip in the "boardroom"
Brianetta post op?
a power cloud!
With DVRs it'll most likely be viewed another time.
If it was a 'merkin they'd probably sue because the pier wasn't long enough.
How many times can you save the universe?
it'll be cheaper to just buy the thing.
distracting drivers from using their tech
Dr Who episodes
Perfect wake up accompaniment
for the self drive update
I'd expect 5 times that rate in MS$
Indeed, the universe is a radioactive place, where's the off switch?
*to customers who spend a couple of £ks on groceries in a year.
I can take the law into my own hands!
take a peek
no one can hear Bob Geldof
(yes the dragon's den, 1% bloke)
Not much fitness use if not.
but, but , (as the saying goes) most accidents happen at home
Dam tootin', they should charge £7.234623746328746328746
I don't get it, if you don't want to buy one then don't, if you do, then do.
The whole format is redundant, when's Dragon's den back on?
What's your biggest weakness....
Interviewer: I don't consider that a weakness.
I don't give a fcuk what you think.
Humans are easily distracted? Who knew. Bring on the self driving car.
Can you lend us £$€100,000,000,000,000,000,000.10 - Please
remote plumber! nice you should send that in!
even the cleaners can remote in, what's not to like?
Like button on it
A viable replacement for lightbulbs?
Galaxian, Phoenix, Asteroids and one I cant remember the name of but it's catchphrase was "Downtown humanoid"
(safe for work)
Must be the Ann Summers version
I quite like a nice 45° myself.
The iRinal, pee and chat at the same time (not that it stops some people already)
Is an anagram of "Shergars bum"
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