rather watch Benny Hill reruns
Now, get that theme music out of your head.
1079 posts • joined 28 Sep 2011
Now, get that theme music out of your head.
I find that a silver Sharpie is ideal for writing on wall warts what device they claim to power as well as highlighting the micro-print the arseholes use to detail output information.
Ninja'd by Mage.
that was no stink bomb.
getting my coat; think i need to leave now.
Well, we could do with a bit smaller population on mother earth...
pandora = simply don't care about
Unlikely now that the "i'm so scared" babies require passports to go whiz. Used to be no big deal going back and forth across the border (seriously, no big deal), but any more...ugh.
Yeah, i have a call on my other line...hold on.
You're from MS support...too? I already have someone from MS support on the other line.
You want to talk with them to get the problem fixed. Hold on, i'll transfer you.
You should have gone to the loo back there... ewwww
Change me now!
*poof*, you're a cab.
Yes, the fund managers have responsibility to the pensioners to keep the value and returns up there and keep the payout levels if they can. You sure don't want another Enron.
Nicely played. Nicely played. Have a few.
They've surely stopped piracy dead in its tracks.
what? you know what i mean
Thank Cthulhu for that.
Wait, wait...the cake is a lie?
I call bullshit on that. Reg have been showing me ads all morning for Expedia (which i don't never use and zero plans on using) and yesterday it were dresses (and i'm a bloke - well, last time i looked i was); and i don't wear dresses (and don't count kilts). Since i don't have an adblocker at work, it makes it painful to view and honestly often hangs the browser besides putting those sites on my "don't ever do business with" list.
"The United States Post Office is very much to blame."
Think you mean US Patent Office.
Well, boo hoo Microsoft. Should we call the WAHmbulance for you now or later?
Have one (or more, as appropriate).
Of course, they end up in a carpet in the lime pit, but really now, what did they expect?
And here's a fiver toward your new modem.
I doubt the contents would survive a drop table.
Nicely played. Have one.
still did backups onto floppy disks
Erm, did them on tape. Travan 4 if i recall. Even back then.
Is on page 25, middle of the page, paragraph 3.
quick wash with a pressure hose
i think you mean quick wash with a pressure hose and bleach...
And no, we don't want to see it in action.
Have one for the weekend.
And that includes a power out at work location!
Have one to get started (and then have another!).
Does your animal have four legs?
Does your animal have two legs?
Is your animal slimy and squirms around?
Is your animal a worm?
Does your animal have a brain?
Is your animal a politician?
What can possibly go wrong?
"But my housemate wanted to be able to control the central heating from her smartphone"
Pick up phone.
walk over to the heating control
use corner of phone to poke the up/down arrow on the control
Yes, the head dingo eats babies (as if we didn't already know this).
We used to use similar boards on IBM collator (085) and interpreters (557) and on Univac 1004/1005 units. They usually had a hard cover affixed to keep fingers out. I don't even want think about how many cards I put through those machines.
So, that's somewhere south and east of the EU?
"using other objects "
Shovels and rakes are not replacement for hoes.
I'll get the swallow right on it.
How many millions go to the lawyer? Pull my other one.
Condolences to friends and family. The tribute is worth a read.
Will that be just before; or right after hell freezes over?
I've had them chew up gas line on the lawn tractor and chew though the high voltage cable coming off the coil on the old van. Had to have it towed to the garage as i had no way of getting beneath the thing to check it out.
Beer and Bacon.
You can't go wrong.
So Nokia scooping up Alcatel wasn't a total waste of time and money.
Have a beer and celebrate.
"see nothing higher than base desires"
dressing female babies in blue and males in pink?
It used to be this way into the mid-50's and large corporations changed it all around. When we had our first daughter and brought her home all wrapped in blue, the elderly ladies in our apartment knew she was a girl with only the face exposed...nothing else visible...
Did i mis-read that? I'll have to ask her...
Put all the execs in a soundproof room and play their recordings non-stop all the way up to 11. Seriously.
Thought? Whoa now. Let's not be insulting them.
So, does it matter if they shove them off the roof or force them to jump?
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