Posts by earl grey

How flexible are you?

So-so

Bend over and grab your ankles.

they're all pink and red on the inside

you find that's the case when you cut them in two.

i won't try the mcd's automated thingies

I much prefer to talk to an actual person getting paid their wage to work and get my order right (which they do). Most are a pleasure to talk to and very nice (I guess i'm lucky in many respects :-).

the icon says it all

hope they burn in hell

Bless their hearts

I still have a copy of the old Plextools i can use to rip CDs if necessary. Unfortunately, most aren't worth listening to any more.

a kick in the testimonials

for all those suggesting this and all those with a hand out for more money.

what could possibly go wrong

Well - everything. It'll all come out in the wash (you hope).

i call them targets

and out where i live they're fair game night or day. if peta trespasses, they're fair game, too.

might have a problem

as i'm not on FB and don't have any friends.

no, i'm not the trumpybear.

Nice work boffins

Have one (or more).

CEO jail time

Take a half-dozen of these suckers and throw them in chokey for a while (and not some country club federal prison) and shit like this stops. now.

staff sacked

I tried to keep the staff away from my sack...just sayin'

the pigs are committed to bringing you the best bacon

there's a joke in there somewhere...

I'll get me coat

I just HAD to look

And their frikking web site simply downloads a zero length install. Another job well done.

not to mention book faires and antiquarian shows

Ok, well, i mentioned them. great places which used to abound with book sellers and their wonderful old tomes. Most of the stores i preferred going into were used book stores with high shelves, books stacked all over, and a certain dry, musty smell. They always had inadequate lighting.

"It's a topsy-turdy world we've got."

Mostly turdy I suspect.

well, at least the government

can listen in any time they want now.

I'm sorry Dave

You shall not pass.

waves hands

pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

Well, IBM gobbles something

But I wasn't thinking Red Hat.

just bring back Death Race 2000

and be done with it.

Ah, glass milk bottles

Remember them (and wifey still has one of the metal bottle holders) well. As one of seven sprog we would use at least a bottle per meal in our aluminum glasses (remember those?). I still have a scar on one finger from slipping and falling whilst carrying one of those bottles.

Even beer was better back then.

points to a golden future

Thanks, but i'm not into golden showers these days.

Well spank me with that spatula

And call me; surely. She calls all the time but i'm never available.

Starbucks

I call them "starbutts". Seems appropriate, since shite is what they serve.

Somehow that reminds me of the joke about the gal with the dark sun trampstamp.

shirt pockets

And just tell me, how is that supposed to work with my pocket protector?

No thank you

Just - No thank you.

science is so wonderful

Now, if we could only get our social (governments) fixed.

Thank you

Being on the other side of the pond it's unlikely i'll get there, but i surely appreciate the write-up and history lesson all-in-one. You deserve another.

Is that first picture Arthur?

Inquiring minds want to know.

for a friend, of course.

I refuse to bank online

I looked into it once for one of my banks. Only 82 pages of fine print lawyerese to wade through and i decided not to do business that way. FU bank.

I'll have the red panda for breakfast. Was that a firefox or firecrotch? Only she knows.

at popular prices

I like 'em.

Thank you Benny Hill

Ah you kids

now get off my lawn.

cards and 7-track tapes and no disks to speak of; truckloads of up to 6-part forms to decollate and burst. all mainframe all the time.

He's being burned on this one

I can think of a couple of anti-gun billionaires who would be more than happy to set him up for a fall.

what can possibly go wrong?

I know; I know....everything. again. still. as someone once famously said: "YOU DUMBASS"

What's Big and Blue

And shits all over its employees.

what cute pouty duck lips

Wait~

Pew Pew Pew

You are old, Father Dabbs

And here i thought you were going to have Mme Dabbs give it a kiss to make it feel better.

Paris completely understands.

Change is ok

As long as everything stays the same.

Seriously not as glaring as the last front page eruption, but i rather got used to the last get-up and the older i get, the more i don't like changes.

I hope the little booger is still alive

It would be a shame to last so long under such difficult circumstances only to have your candle blown out by a mere dust storm.

spay and neuter

that is all.