Posts by earl grey

at popular prices

I like 'em.

Thank you Benny Hill

Ah you kids

now get off my lawn.

cards and 7-track tapes and no disks to speak of; truckloads of up to 6-part forms to decollate and burst. all mainframe all the time.

He's being burned on this one

I can think of a couple of anti-gun billionaires who would be more than happy to set him up for a fall.

what can possibly go wrong?

I know; I know....everything. again. still. as someone once famously said: "YOU DUMBASS"

What's Big and Blue

And shits all over its employees.

what cute pouty duck lips

Wait~

Pew Pew Pew

You are old, Father Dabbs

And here i thought you were going to have Mme Dabbs give it a kiss to make it feel better.

Paris completely understands.

Change is ok

As long as everything stays the same.

Seriously not as glaring as the last front page eruption, but i rather got used to the last get-up and the older i get, the more i don't like changes.

I hope the little booger is still alive

It would be a shame to last so long under such difficult circumstances only to have your candle blown out by a mere dust storm.

spay and neuter

that is all.

The biggest problem

Is that the alleged rights holders have no disincentive to not lie or file false claims. That's about the only part of the DMCA that needs fixing.

Dear Music Industry

ODFO

looks like a skunk

smells like a skunk

it's only the backdoor of a Mephitis mephitis.

Don't hold your breath waiting for the stink of this to go away.

that's not the only strange thing

"52GB, 1TB and 2TB"

i know it's just a typo, but does anyone look at these any more?

It can all be avoided

Just make sure they're all Fembots.

Most of the comments lean toward

ID cards - ODFO

I, for one

Welcome our new #Mistress.

1-2-3-4-5

That's the kind of combination an idiot would put on his luggage!

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Thank you

Here's to you and your successor. May you both continue to have fun with your careers and with writing (from an old timer)... now get off my lawn!

I suspect this is like their last promise

You know, the one where they said they wouldn't raise rates when they acquired TW? What happened right after that went through; they raised rates. Oh, and they're still dumping employees like mad. Have to pay those exec bonuses somehow.

I am not a number!

Ah, never mind.

my pron is waiting

bring it on she said.

lying scum are still lying

Why am i not surprised.

i can remember before windows

Except it was all mainframe stuff. Yeah, i'm old.

too stupid for words

as someone famously said: You Dumbass!

Required input

Have a few. Laughed out loud and got strange looks.

Hands off my pronz

And my tentacles. She knows.

oh, and here's your 2 pee

Erm, i meant 2 p.

s'rsly?

Typical behaviour from a company that tried to hire washington insiders, pays off state legislators left and right, and is currently in a big campaign to purge headcount.

Have they offered to refund for all their f-ups?

Didn't think so.

WTF just happened

I just tried to up-vote a comment and a red error message popped up that said something like:

Alert the Moderatrix - The coders need to be whipped!

How old is that?

what does this mean to the consumer?

Back in the barrel.

The last tax didn't do any good.

The last 270 million tax they laid on the public hasn't gone into any part of housing and helping the homeless like it was supposed to; so what makes anyone think THIS tax is going to actually be applied to its spoken cause? The council there is corrupt in not addressing any of the actual problems but like politicians anywhere see someone else's money as the solution to all their problems. It isn't. It never will be. The best thing that could happen to that city would be for all those big corporations to move to another city/state where idiots like these aren't in charge. When you piss off that much of the electorate to satisfy the few, you would think they were far right wing instead of far left wing politicos.