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I like 'em.
Thank you Benny Hill
1360 posts • joined 28 Sep 2011
I like 'em.
Thank you Benny Hill
now get off my lawn.
cards and 7-track tapes and no disks to speak of; truckloads of up to 6-part forms to decollate and burst. all mainframe all the time.
I can think of a couple of anti-gun billionaires who would be more than happy to set him up for a fall.
I know; I know....everything. again. still. as someone once famously said: "YOU DUMBASS"
And shits all over its employees.
"It's "FACE DOWN, 9 EDGE FIRST""
Unless it's one of the 51 column readers with the extra bars on the ramp and then it's 12 edge first and face up. You had to be there.
Pew Pew Pew
"(back when dinosaurs roamed the earth)"
You had dinosaurs?
Pah! You kids. Get off my lawn.
And here i thought you were going to have Mme Dabbs give it a kiss to make it feel better.
Paris completely understands.
"Hurting their pocket is the only way they way stop screwing people and not caring one bit"
Well, that and repeated kicks to the testicles.
As long as everything stays the same.
Seriously not as glaring as the last front page eruption, but i rather got used to the last get-up and the older i get, the more i don't like changes.
It would be a shame to last so long under such difficult circumstances only to have your candle blown out by a mere dust storm.
that is all.
FLU - short for influenza.
FLUE - a duct for smoke and waste gases
How can that be just made up? I just saw it in print. It MUST be real.
Is that the alleged rights holders have no disincentive to not lie or file false claims. That's about the only part of the DMCA that needs fixing.
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
smells like a skunk
it's only the backdoor of a Mephitis mephitis.
Don't hold your breath waiting for the stink of this to go away.
With a toaster.
"52GB, 1TB and 2TB"
i know it's just a typo, but does anyone look at these any more?
council run Death Row
Well, until you're ready for soylent green processing.
They already want your kidney, testicle, and access to your arse.
Just make sure they're all Fembots.
ID cards - ODFO
From the governments point of view you are all undesirables - you are just a necessary evil to pay taxes.
They'll take care of the phony elections, thank you.
Think of The Matrix, organic batteries.
Think of The Matrix, organic batteries, and soylent green. .
Welcome our new #Mistress.
Pah, i got that one covered even when i'm covered.
That's the kind of combination an idiot would put on his luggage!
Sorry, couldn't resist.
whack you over the head in the study with the metal pipe
Er, no. I think it was in the kitchen with a knife.
Here's to you and your successor. May you both continue to have fun with your careers and with writing (from an old timer)... now get off my lawn!
Rebecca takes the column on to new excitements...
Oh, i thought you said excrements... never mind.
You know, the one where they said they wouldn't raise rates when they acquired TW? What happened right after that went through; they raised rates. Oh, and they're still dumping employees like mad. Have to pay those exec bonuses somehow.
Ah, never mind.
bring it on she said.
Why am i not surprised.
"Do we know if she came via helicopter?"
Yes, she comes in the helicopter. Just like Barbarella.
Except it was all mainframe stuff. Yeah, i'm old.
"What about Boris Johnson's two-word thought on the matter?"
I don't think "I brainless" counts as a thought.
as someone famously said: You Dumbass!
Have a few. Laughed out loud and got strange looks.
And my tentacles. She knows.
Erm, i meant 2 p.
Typical behaviour from a company that tried to hire washington insiders, pays off state legislators left and right, and is currently in a big campaign to purge headcount.
Didn't think so.
I just tried to up-vote a comment and a red error message popped up that said something like:
Alert the Moderatrix - The coders need to be whipped!
How old is that?
Back in the barrel.
The last 270 million tax they laid on the public hasn't gone into any part of housing and helping the homeless like it was supposed to; so what makes anyone think THIS tax is going to actually be applied to its spoken cause? The council there is corrupt in not addressing any of the actual problems but like politicians anywhere see someone else's money as the solution to all their problems. It isn't. It never will be. The best thing that could happen to that city would be for all those big corporations to move to another city/state where idiots like these aren't in charge. When you piss off that much of the electorate to satisfy the few, you would think they were far right wing instead of far left wing politicos.
"and in the case of porn, probably a fair proportion that is criminal evidence"
Damn straight. Those dancing bear vids are proof that someone is having a better time than i am.
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