* Posts by Dan Wilkie

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You, FCC. Do something about these overpriced cable boxes, yells Bernie Sanders and pals

Dan Wilkie

Party/Location

Something that I've always found curious and I hope that someone can explain. Why whenever you're talking about American politicians do you put their Party and State after their names? It seems an odd curiousity.

Nobody ever says Dineage (C-Portsmouth) for example...

Official UN panel findings on embassy-squatter released. Assange: I'm 'vindicated'

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Re: The USA has won ...

But... I don't...

You've just made the EXACT point I was trying to make. I despise the buffoon and want him gone from our shores as quickly as the Learjet can carry him, I don't care where. I think he's EVERYTHING that's wrong with WikiLeaks, and constantly undermines its purpose for it's own ends. He's Egotistical and self obsessed.

You've laid into me for seemingly the express purpose of restating everything I said, and it's left me scared and confused. I need a hug :(

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Re: The USA has won ...

That's the issue for me. Bradley Manning had a legitimate reason (self inflicted or no) to fear for the consequences of his actions, bought something of arguable value to Wikileaks at considerable personal cost, and then was pretty much hung out to dry.

Assange founded a website that publishes things governments don't want published, then KNOWING he'd be under the spotlight allegedly put his willy where it wasn't wanted, fled the country to another country, screwed over a bunch of his mates for bail money that he knew he was going to jump, and then hid out in an embassy for years crooning over how hard things are.

I've got no sympathy.

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Personally I just wish he'd chosen somewhere else to flee than the UK, then we could be laughing at someone else having to put up with his nonsense.

It's a good job they didn't give Bradley/Chelsea Manning all the money they'd raised for his legal defense though or else they'd never be able to have afforded all this representation and lobbying.

Cisco's purple princesses gush workplace joy

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I don't... I mean... What?

Is this some kind of recruitment thing to show that Cisco is just as cool as Google/Facebook/et al? Or at least Larry "I'm on a boat" Ellisons Oracle... This whole article seems like it has been ripped straight from my little girls "Lego Friends" magazine.

But good for them I guess, no chance I'd be allowed purple hair here.

Go and whistle, IDC. The storage world's going to hell in a handbasket

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Not my field, but I would wager that if you've listened to Donald Trump at all, you've probably listened to him too much...

Who wants a quad-core 4.2GHz, 64GB, 5TB SSD RAID 10 … laptop?

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Re: Luggable

I remember those! My grandad used to bring one home sometimes, a superbrain or something.

I fell in love with it the first time I saw it...

Stylish Vaio biz mobe is flying this way – ah, it's got Windows 10 inside

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Re: WP

I have a Galaxy S5 for my own use, I didn't like the iPhone when I had that. But for work use I have a Lumia 640. It's not a shiny phone by any stretch, but as a work mobile for Lync, Outlook, opening office documents and making calls it works perfectly, and even our least savvy users were able to set it up fine.

I'd say that's the market they're aiming for.

Dan Wilkie

Re: Business Plan

See, 4channers can do good things sometimes too!

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Re: Perhaps someone can explain...

Sure - The Reg is back on Apples Christmas card list and they don't want to get taken off it!

Supplier promises to nudge UK schools towards secure webmail

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I remember back when I was at school, we were on RMNet - CC3 possibly. It was Windows 98 frontends and NT4 backend anyway.

Lets see.

All the shutdown screens on all the machines were changed to advertise our Unreal Tournament clan

On occasion various people would change put c:\con\con in the startup folder

Email attachments came out of your 5MB or whatever we had of file space. But when your space was full, it wouldn't let you log on until you'd freed up space. Which you couldn't do till you logged on.

Hence the deluge of emails with massive attachments called things like "Say goodbye to your login"

There were plenty of other shenanigans too, but I only have so many hours in the day...

TL;DR - I'm not surprised that the mail system was insecure.

OpenSSL fixes bug, gets dissed by German gov: That's so random ... not

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So they're like a German CESG?

Lights out for Space Vehicle Number 23: UK smacked when US sat threw GPS out of whack

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Re: 'precision docking of oil tankers, as well as navigation'

Short non dramatic answer - yes oil tankers have different systems - usually a laser based one.

Sorry, I mean "OMG, all the tankers are going to explode!"

The issue more is that the reliance on a space borne radio signal seems woven in to many aspects of daily life and critical infrastructure as a convenience more than anything else. I remember being told in a previous life that the reason I needed to learn to use a map and compass was because, comparatively, GPS is like looking up into space for the light from a torch strapped to a satellite whilst its directly in front of the Sun. An oversimplification, but accurate enough.

Radios break, radios fail, radio can be jammed. The issue seems to be more an over-reliance on super accurate synchronized timing sources. The more accurate you need something to be, the more likely you'll get an undesirable result after all.

Microsoft's malware mitigator refreshed, but even Redmond says it's no longer needed

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Re: No longer Needed.....

There's a toolkit by some of the denizens of the less reputable bits of the internet which disables and Blocks Win10 GWX. It works flawlessly - I found the link from the homepage for TG Station.

You're welcome.

Windows 10 will now automatically download and install on PCs

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Dammit. At home I dual boot Linux and Windows 7. I don't want it forcing Win10 on me (I've literally just rolled it back, as one day the machine blue screened and rebooted and then no USB devices would work at all in Windows. It was the final straw). However, my home PC is about 90% used for games and half of them (even on Steam) won't work on Linux.

Curses. I'm weighing up the pros and cons now :\

Lincolnshire council IT ransomware flingers asked for ... £350

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0 Day. Really.

Who's their security vendor so I can avoid them - I've seen Serco mentioned? Colour me surprised...

Somehow I doubt that IF someone were to find themselves in possession of a 0 day, they would waste it on a scatter gun attack or indeed a targeted attack at a local council...

Home Office lost its workers' completed security vetting forms

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Re: re. January 2015

In fairness, the Dictaphones we had at the NHS were encrypted as well - it was a requirement from governance as it holds personal information. The storage is digital as well rather than tapes. It was a pain when they forgot their code before the information was uploaded as it was gone forever - the only way we could override the code resulted in a full multipass overwrite of the storage.

OnePlus ends rationing. You can now buy its phones just like that!

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Wow, those don't look like the kind of fanbois you'd see outside an apple store...

Apple’s retail chief: ‘Touching customers’ key to retail success

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Re: Burberry

My motorbike jacket and trousers are Belstaff - I got them 12 years ago, have crashed in them twice, and they're still pretty much waterproof.

Not really relevant I guess - but it was nice to see that they're still well thought of!

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Re: "Executive"?

Having taken an ill advised brief sojurn from IT into door-to-door gas sales - that's the kind of balls that is always spun around and gullible young fools (me) lap it up. You're the cornerstone of your industry, think like a winner, visualize your dream and all that bollocks.

Just as long as you don't realize that the £120 a sale you're making is almost nothing by the time you get your cut of it as you're just making money for the people above you, who are making money for the people above them etc.

It seems to be that the key is to keep people excited and motivated so you don't think how crap your job really is.

Cops hate encryption but the NSA loves it when you use PGP

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Re: Did I read that last bit right?

I understood it as when they're investigating someone and they're using PGP, it's much easier to piece together who is in their "network" for want of a better word. IE - they're not likely to be sending encrypted emails to their gran (unless she's in on the plan). So you look at everybody the person is sending encrypted mails to and add them to your scope. Then you look at who they're sending encrypted mails to and so on. It gives you more of a pointer where to focus your resources.

But maybe that's because my tinfoil hat got knocked off when I fell off the back of the hype train.

Billion-dollar blood-test unicorn biz Theranos 'putting lives at risk'

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Re: peer review and repeatability...

Unless they are trying to pull a fast one...

ICO says TalkTalk customers need to get themselves a lawyer

Dan Wilkie

It's all about that quantum stuff and something to do with strings I think.

1. string Time

2. Something Quantumy

3. Magic

4. ???

5. Profit

I believe is how it goes.

Yes I'm tired.

500Gbps DDoS attack flattens world record

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Well I'd guess it would tax your switches a tad...

Apple CEO visits EU regulator to discuss tax bill

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Re: Apple products support more than 1.4 million jobs across Europe

Actual jobs.

And probably a bunch of people who are randomly included because they use an ipad at work.

And so on

Boffins baffled by record-smashing supernova that shouldn't exist

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Uh...it's probably not a problem...probably...but I'm showing a small discrepancy in...well, no, it's well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining sequence.

Shutting down. Attempting shut down. It's not...it's-it's not...it's not shutting down...it's not...

Gordon! Get away from the beams!

Server retired after 18 years and ten months – beat that, readers!

Dan Wilkie

Re: 486 chicanery

Your memory is as bad as mine - smoothwall didn't come out till 2000 ;)

BBC risks wrath of android rights activists with Robot Wars reboot

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I don't think there's really any robo ethical questions here...

Unless things change a lot, it'll still just be tarted up RC cars with hammers wanged on the front, and all the high tech ones will get annihilated by some kids with a flipper, quicker reactions, and a desire to murderbone everything.

I still enjoy it though...

Seagate floats out 10TB HDD filled with lifting gas

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So their home capacity drives have a mean time before failure of 114 years, and the enterprise ones have a mean time before failure of 136 years?

I don't think I've had a recent seagate drive that's lasted more than 6 years, so I must be really unlucky :(

Wikimedia Foundation bins community-elected trustee

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I felt guilty about not choosing to donate in their last few funding drives since their hosting costs must be so huge. I don't really feel guilty anymore...

After Death Star II blew: Dissecting the tech of Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens

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*cough* B52 *cough*

VW floats catalytic converter as fix for fibbing diesels

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Re: So close...

How do you get a partially zero emissions vehicle? Other than by switching it off?

Not being facetious, it just doesn't make any sense to me :\

HSBC COO ‘profoundly apologises’ for online outage

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Re: ...with business banking running at a "significantly reduced capacity"

Mine was working fine earlier today, and now its broken again. So partial capacity!

Happy new year, VW: Uncle Sam sues over engine cheatware

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Alfa did... But they weren't in the same boat as presumably they would have to stop VW/Porsche/Audi/Skoda/Seat and whoever else is in the group or the find would just come from them.

I agree with the majority of people here, if domestic manufacturers can comply without cheating, then VW deserve whats coming to them.

If GM/Ford etc were also cheating, then they should get equal punishment.

I think that's all anyone is after. But they also have a point that if VW ceases US operations, then they would have to be pursued in European courts, and considering how important they are to the German economy it could have a very different impact.

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Re: It all depends on the outcome

I think they are - GM/Vauxhall/Opel are already being looked at over allegations that the Zafira Diesel breaches EU Emissions regulations.

What a cluster....

Intel, Warner lock horns with hardware biz over HDCP crypto-busters

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Re: Someone think of the audio

Er, and to think, I have an ancient white pair of Creative speakers (well, they were white, they're kind of yellow now, they came with our Western Systems 486 in 1990 something) that are plugged into the headphone socket of my TV after the built in speaker died...

Microsoft in 2016: Is there any point asking SatNad what's coming?

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One of the places I work has just deployed thousands of them - the cheap low end ones because they do everything the company phone needs to do.

The last update introduced some weird WiFi issues but on the whole they've been very well received (they replaced Blackberries which to the best of my knowledge were missed by 3 people).

US Marines kill noisy BigDog robo-mule for blowing their cover

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Re: Ok, OK, but what about civilian use?

Wait wait... Are we talking Robotic Horse like 30/30?

I'm a way from a midlife crisis but if I could have a robotic horse like that, I'd give up the bike...

No, drone owners – all our base are belong to US, thunders military

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Re: 3,000+ feet eh?

Target Drones have been around a long time before autonomous aircraft - and whilst a lot of them are now computer controlled they always used to be RC from a drone controller aircraft.

Dictionary Definition of a drone is a Remote Controlled Aircraft or Missile.

Autonomous Aerial Vehicles are what you are thinking of ;)

Getting metal hunks into orbit used to cost a bomb. Then SpaceX's Falcon 9 landed

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That's what she said

Windows 10: What's coming in 2016?

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I like Windows 10, it feels like I'm the only one :(

Juniper's VPN security hole is proof that govt backdoors are bonkers

Dan Wilkie

Re: Why would the foreign government not use the NSA's Q ?

I think they're basically saying Q did it, in a shameful attempt to blame the British Government...

More seriously, as I understand it (it's not my area of expertise) - the value of Q specified in the standard allowed a much greater variety of keys than the value to which it was changed, thus meaning that the output becomes predictable/realistically brute forceable whereas the original value meant there were too many possibilities for this to be realistic.

If I'm wrong, please someone who understands the subject matter better correct me!

The ball's in your court, Bezos: Falcon 9 lands after launching satellites

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Re: One question

This capability is already in KSP... I'm pretty sure that's how SpaceX do all their testing ;)

Lower video resolution can deliver better quality, says Netflix

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Re: 18 months of fibre to the home

Not sure YouTube is really the bastion of educational material, 90% of what I see on there seems to be either fat people falling over or animals thinking they're people...

Hundreds of thousands of engine immobilisers hackable over the net

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You sir, have just made my friday!

US Navy's newest ship sets sail with Captain James Kirk at the bridge

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Re: Stabilty

Battlefield 1942, the King of Battlefield games.

God the memories...

Dan Wilkie

Re: One missile hit and it's all over.

Not strictly true... Modern warships are thin hulled as it's better for defending against anti-ship missiles. If you have big armour belts then the missile hits it, detonates, and you have all the shock damage and spalling to deal with. The intention is that a high velocity missile will pass through the thin sides of the ship before detonating, thus punching a big hole and not doing much else.

I think the jury is out as to whether it works in practice, I guess there's not really been any empirical side by side comparison tests...

It's the age old military problem of fighting the last war though. If we were to start armouring all our ships again, you could guarantee that next time we'd be facing enemies making widespread use of anti ship missiles again.

Mr Grey, the Russian hacker who helped haul in 1.2 billion logins

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Re: Thief.

Because it would make operating as part of a multinational company pretty challenging?

A lot of companies have Russian offices - and in particular a lot of our development and a previous employer was carried out by Russian coders, they were really rather good at what they did...

Android on Windows is disruptive because neither Microsoft nor Google can stop it

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Bluestacks is another alternative for running Android apps on Windows that works pretty well.

Thin-lipped chancellor tight-lipped on contractor-nudge-onto-payroll plan

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Re: Thin-lipped chancellor announces death of UK contractor market.

Dividends are also paid from Profits though. And the tax structure from dividends is changing iirc next year as well so the gap will close quite a bit more.

I know the contract I'm currently on pays my ltd co the same as they would pay in salary to a permie, my take home does work out slightly higher, I think my take home works out about the same as a permie on ~£5k a year than they're paying for me.

That said, I found out my 12 month contract is terminating in December after 2 and a half moonths, and last time I was 6 weeks between contracts so there's that :\

*** Edit *** I should also clarify that I know plenty of contractors who take home a lot more than their permanent alternatives, so it's possible that I'm just not very good at this whole contracting thing as I've only been at it a year.

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