* Posts by diodesign

3261 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Sep 2011

Roku flashes $50 HDMI TV web dongle at anyone sick of Google's stick

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Re: Local content?

Pretty sure the Streaming Stick is a pure over-the-internet streaming device. You'll need the more expensive Roku 3 to do something like local streaming (or possibly a lot of fiddling with the Stick).

We've asked Roku for some more info; I'll update the story if that comes in.

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Hey, Nimbus Data. What you doin' with those 4TB flash slabs? Making a 96TB box? We KNEW it!

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Re: Bandwidth starved

"Even if the Reg has misquoted"

Edit: Yes, it should be 40GB/s not 40Gb/s total throughput at full scale. That's been fixed. Please, please, guys, email corrections@thereg with any problems you spot. I can't read every comment for typos :(

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RSA booked TV's Stephen Colbert to give the final speech. This is what happened next

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Re: Upworthy-style click-bait

Ah, that was my fault. I couldn't help myself. You know we hate UpWorthy headlines, so I'm going to play the it-was-an-ironic-gesture-on-a-friday-afternoon-after-a-week-of-RSA-conference-hangovers card.

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Black and white please.

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Re: Black and white please.

See the discussion here.

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Font Change?

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Re: Font Change?

I've pinged our front-end web guys in the UK. As someone else said, I think we just have to replace the toner...

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Europe: Apple. Google. Yes, you. Get in here. It's about these in-app bills

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Re: Is El Reg running out of e-ink?

I've flagged this up with our front-end web guys, who are in the UK. I believe this is a bug. Do not adjust your set. Please stand by.

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Update your Mac NOW: Apple fixes OS X 'goto fail' SSL spying vuln

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Re: Re: This is funny

"it mentions the drama headlines by the Register"

Have you got a link? I can't see it on their website. This should be fun.

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Re: Piss poor reporting

"Indeed the reporting of this issue was so poor"

Your understanding is wrong, I'm afraid.

1. Any router between you and your website can take advantage.

2. No, that was a curl bug unrelated to the grave SSL cert issue; all network connections boil down to IP addresses anyway.

3. It was reported on Friday after Apple dropped a 0-day on everyone with no fix available and with no fix delivery date.

Keep it coming. I'm loving it.

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'G-WIZ like' object doing 40,000 MPH CRASHES on the MOON

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Re: Must have been impressive....

We couldn't help ourselves.

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(Sometimes, these things happen.)

Chipzilla just won't quit: Intel touts 64-bit Atoms for Android phones, tabs

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Re: Re: So in summary

"segments vs. flat address space"

All modern OSes on Intel x86 use flat address spaces. Segmentation is flattened.

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Apple Safari, Mail and more hit by SSL spying bug on OS X, fix 'soon'

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Re: Does this affect versions earlier than 10.9?

No. If you're running 10.8 or lower, you're good. The change was introduced in OS X Mavericks.

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Re: Merton

FWIW Safari 7.0.1 using the default config on a Reg Mac running 10.9.1 can reach gotofail.com, and is flagged up as insecure. I included the link in the article because it's a simple test. YMMV.

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Update your iThings NOW: Apple splats scary SSL snooping bug in iOS

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Re: Re: IP address say whotttt?

Scratch that - it appears to be even worse. I've updated the story.

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Re: IP address say whotttt?

"And if they've just simply turned off CN validation (which is what everything's pointing to at the moment) for all iOS handled SSL connections [...]"

Yes, that appears to be it.

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Beware Greeks bearing lists: Bank-raiding nasty Zeus smuggles attack orders in JPEGs

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Re: John Tserkezis

Fair point, but I believe it changes from crook to crook - the source code is even on Github. Zeus is a highly configurable and modular piece of software :-( Appears it can also screenshot your desktop and open a VNC connection.

Anyway, Facebook, PayPal, Bank of America, YouTube and others are in the defaults. It doesn't have to be a complete URL. Just having 'login' in the URL could be a trigger, or anything connected via HTTPS. I would just assume that if you are infected by Zeus, you're gonna have a real bad time whatever you do online until you get rid of it.

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Re: Re: Not steganography

"Paah, the articles qualification was an edit made after I posted"

I disagree :-) It was in there right from the start, tucked in at the end of a paragraph. I've now moved it into its own line just so that no one misses it.

IMHO it's concatenation; more generous readers will let it slide as very primitive steganography (seeing as it's obfuscated).

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HP busts out new ProLiant rack mount based on Intel's new top o' line server chippery

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Re: Obviously not

Arghghg - that was my fault :-( Slip of the keys. It's been fixed. Please - next time, email corrections@thereg so these can be fixed asap.

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Comments Locked on El Reg - Why?

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Re: Comments Locked on El Reg - Why?

Accidents happen :-(

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"This topic is closed to new comments"

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Re: "This topic is closed for new posts"

I'll put my hand up - that was my fault. I accidentally hit the wrong button. I'm sorry about that.

Normally I can hit another switch to turn the comments back on, but this happened right in the middle of the rollout of some internal changes to our system, which delayed the regeneration of the forum for the article.

The comments are open again.

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Fiendish Internet Explorer 10 zero-day targets US soldiers

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Re: Charles 9

It's quite clever and naughty. It works kinda like this. You use a use-after-free() bug to perform an arbitrary write to fiddle with values in allocated structures - such as deleting a terminating byte or increasing the length of the object. This allows you to access memory you shouldn't. Eventually you'll be able to calculate where the OS has placed libraries and such things in memory using ASLR.

Now you know where things are, you can link together short sequences of machine code in the known objects to build up your attack code and execute it. This gets you around DEP; it's called Return Orientated Programming (ROP). Google it and spend a weekend having fun with it :-)

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NSA, GCHQ, accused of hacking Belgian smartcard crypto guru

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Re: Is it the position of the Reg is that German PM Angela Merkel was up to something nefarious?

"Is it the position of the Reg is that German PM Angela Merkel was up to something nefarious?"

No.

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Facebook's dying? HA! Get ready for another DECADE of us – Zuck

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Re: Get ready for another DECADE of us – Zuck

Mission accomplished.

;-)

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Google helps out utterly underexposed Lego brand with Chrome toy

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Re: Obscure and underexposed....

"hardly obscure"

That's the joke.

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The other end of the telescope: Intel’s Galileo developer board

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Re: 400 Mhz?

*microcontroller*

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WORLDWIDE SELFIE: Cosmonauts finally get ISS cameras working

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Don't spoil the fun.

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Vice squad cuffs vice chairman of Bitcoin Foundation in $1m money-laundering probe

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Re: Is this an error or what?

"So if the exchange was shut down in August, how the hell did they get charged with transactions taking place after that?"

Silk Road remained open until October 2013.

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A BBC-by-subscription 'would be richer', MPs told

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Re: Cageordie

"US TV is drivel."

Judging by my Xfinity cable package, I'm minded to agree. There's fun stuff on the Food Network, because I like cooking, and there's comedy like Community scattered all over the schedules, but in general – and with adverts every 10mins it seems – it's best to turn off, tune out and drop everything to go outside.

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Re: SVV

"Please tell me Murdoch hasn't bought El Reg"

Not sure if rhetorical or not. But anyway, answer is: no.

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Anonymous: Sign this petition or we'll … get mad about the media?

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Re: Re: Anonymous Core Issues - Fight for the Innocent until justice is served.

"Unfortunately we are not allowed to post links here"

Eh? You are, provided it's not Spammy Spam McSpam.

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Cryptocurrencies now being pooped out by cartoon cat

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Re: Crazy frog

Got drunk. Woke up with Crazy Frog track purchase from iTunes, sync'd to my iPod, back in the day. True story :(

NyanCat > Crazy Frog.

Back on topic: why hasn't anyone made a Sili-coin Valley cryptocurrency yet? Or a Sili-coin Roundabout.

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Windows 8.1 update 'screenshots' leak: Metro apps popped into classic desktop taskbar

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Re: Reverse

"Or am I being victimised?"

Yes, you're in the 10% of readers that's seeing the sliding 'more from the register' design in an A-B test (see the forums). Drew says it's the least popular so far.

I'm not seeing it, for instance.

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IBM plays with its Lego, hits upon System X server redesign brainwave

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Re: Power not Lego

Lego is more fun.

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Almost everyone read the Verizon v FCC net neutrality verdict WRONG

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Re: You have no idea what you're takling about

As someone stuck with Comcast, I know your pain. We know that the choice of ISP in the US is shocking :( You appear to be in a particularly tight spot.

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Re: Careful with axe of myths, Eugene!

That's nice, but I don't believe our summary is inaccurate.

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Re: Tl;dr

FWIW 48% of Register readers were in the US (according to our latest readership audit, in November 2013).

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Pay-as-you-GONE: Help! T Mobile's swiped my phone credit – customers

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Re: Re: Pre-pay: lowest of the low @ Kay_terra

"my impression is women use the phone differently. Calls are conversational, often a form of social stroking. Men use phones like a walkie talkie"

If I was watching a 1980s sitcom, perhaps ;-) Let's not go back there.

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Google grabs slice of interwebs for EVERYONE (who speaks Japanese)

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Re: anonymous

"Chocolate factory has applied for over 100 domains"

You've misunderstood the article. We're talking about *top* level domains, gTLDs like .com and .org. You need to pay ICANN $185,000 a pop to apply for one. So 100 gTLDs is about 20 million bucks.

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We're not talking, so PAH: Violin Memory's big dogs blank sacked CEO

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Re: Re: Something's fishy here

"How come your name no longer has the Reg Hack icon against it?"

If I post a comment from the front-end of the website (like every normal reader) I don't get the Reg logo. If I post a comment from our comment moderation system (available to staff) then my posts get a Reg logo. Simples.

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Re: Something's fishy here

"an article per week"

Taking last Friday as a random sample, we published 30 stories. Over the course of a week, that's about 150. During busy months, such as last November, we were doing 40-50 a day, or 200-250 a week. So, that's a small percentage a week about a storage company that talked big, IPO'd at the wrong moment, saw its stock plummet and it fired its CEO.

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Yahoo! chief operating officer de Castro exits web biz after just one year

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Re: Sub! Editing! Failure!

The! Yahoo! headlines! have been discontinued. We're taking a leaf out of Google's book (Wave, Reader) and Yahoo!'s (Geocities).

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El Reg vs BBC

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Re: El Reg vs BBC

At a quick glance, it appears you're comparing two different papers on two different studies by two different sets of scientists. BTW, no need to link to the BBC, we covered the Nature Climate Change research here: http://reg.cx/29kE

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Gone

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Re: Re: Well,

"when google has an outage there's barely a ripple in el reg"

Ahem. We do write about Google outages. This was one of our most read stories last year.

As for Linux vendors wanting to run promotions, I'm sure our ad sales and ops teams will be delighted to hear from them.

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Anatomy of a 22-year-old X Window bug: Get root with newly uncovered flaw

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Re: No big deal

Or.

They could have boundary checked the font file parsing.

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Citrix counters Amazon's ambush of virtual desks with Framehawk gobble

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Re: Is this really new?

I thought that too. But at a guess, software containerization. Besides, not every thing has to be new. Just profitable.

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T-Mobile US: AT&T's mobe buyout deal is so 'desperate', we'll do it too

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Re: villandra

"are either of these two companies located in the United Kingdom? If so, is that where all of this action is taking place?"

I kinda hoped that this being specifically about T-Mobile US and AT&T would give away the fact that this is all happening in America. AT&T doesn't operate in the UK. I've made everything super clear now, though.

"wondering at why a British paper is interested"

We have millions of readers in the States (I gather you're one of them, hi!) so we're writing for you, too. We have an office in San Francisco and the article was published at 3.30am UK time - when Brits are (mostly) asleep and Americans are winding up the working day. I kinda hoped that would make it all nicely US focused :-)

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Low power WON'T bag ARM the server crown. So here's how to upset Intel

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Re: Wrong thread???

"Moderators, is there something wrong with these forums?"

No. In the words of Charles Babbage, I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

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Ex-Sun mafioso sleeps with the VCs: Netflix guru quits to help fund startups

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Re: Written in Sun headlines ..

You say that like it's a bad thing.

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British Second World War codebreaker Alan Turing receives Royal pardon

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Re: Re: What A Crock of SHIT

"making a mockery of marriages"

More than the straight people repeatedly marrying and divorcing in their droves? Check the divorce rates. I know friends who have divorced and remarried for good reasons, and they're happy. And I'm pleased for them. But in the wider sense, what's "making a mockery of marriage" more - people recklessly exchanging vows or gay people?

Just my personal opinion.

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Snowden to warn Brits on Xmas telly: Your children will NEVER have privacy

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Re: Channel 4 is quite intrusive

I lied to the site to watch it in the US. Sue me, Abraham.

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Ubuntu unleashes dual boot tool for Android mobes'n'slabs

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Re: xmas in US

"the measly 10 days' paid holiday a year, only getting Christmas Day off, and the awful plastic cheese!"

Yeah, I was a bit surprised to find Americans don't get Dec 26 off work. Working for a UK publisher at least means Reg staff worldwide get UK-grade time off.

As for the cheese, well, I tried it on a 7-11 hotdog once. Once.

Merry Christmas from balmy northern California,

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