* Posts by Anonymous Coward 15

699 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Sep 2011

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Samsung readies handheld releases for Windows 8

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Paris Hilton

Re: The hybrid

Ahem. Remember to clear the history?

Radio arse tags solve modern-day TV musical chairs dilemma

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Thumb Up

Re: O dear

I'm shorry, I have a bit of a shpeech impediment.

'iPhone 5' released by Chinese Apple copycat

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Gimp

Not to worry, they've ripped off Samsung as well

http://www.goophone.hk/shop/product-27.html

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Devil

Re: This should be interesting

I do hope you smuggled that popcorn in under a false bottom in your bag instead of paying the cinema's extortionate prices.

DOCTOR WHO world, or Magrathea, SPOTTED* orbiting twin suns

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Happy

Re: "47c is just slightly larger than Uranus..."

"Uranus is a gas giant"

Troubled! Yahoo! tries! to! keep! staff! sweet! with! free! nosh!

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And is it all-you-can-eat? And is it open outside of 'normal' mealtimes?

Hong Kong beauties stiffed by hackers' enormous poll attack

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Paris Hilton

We need pictures!

Visual Studio 2012: 50 Shades of Grey by Microsoft

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Re: So, from the title...

The two are not mutually exclusive.

Pay TV giant Hulu becomes victim of its own success

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Headmaster

THEY'RE trolls...

I just fell for it, didn't I?

South Korea bans Apple's AND Samsung's ageing phones, tabs

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Stable door, horse, bolted

Did this judge work for the ASA in a previous life?

Facebook ordered to unmask anonymous trolls by beak

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Pint

Re: Sticks and stones may break my bones.

FECK!

Airline leaves customer on hold for 15 hours

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Joke

When I were a lad

etc.

Analyst says Surface could hurt Ultrabook, Windows 8 tablets

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Facepalm

Price pressure on Android tablets?

At $599 I don't think so.

Apple iPad fondlers are about to enter a THIRD DIMENSION

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Paris Hilton

3D interactive porn!

Microsoft: MED-V won't help you escape WinXP end-of-life

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Fake the user agent string?

OLPC confirms tablet on the way

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Childcatcher

Convertible tablets in the hands of kids

Broken before you can say "Miss, I lost the pen".

BOFH: Shove your project managementry up your mailbox!

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Re: Hahahaaaa

The project management methodology formerly known as...

Natwest freezes debit cards, online banking in fresh cock-up

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But when that is discovered and fixed

Your account gets adjusted. So you don't win in the end.

Valve tried tongue-tied interface controller

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Could be good for disabled users?

Zynga plays BLAME GAME with Facebook as stock tanks 40%

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Thumb Up

But I have 52 million shares!

What's 52 million times zero?

Nationwide DOUBLES card payments in fresh banking gaffe

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Naughty Noo-Noo

No tubby custard for you.

Story gone

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Re: My Impersonation of these Questionnaires

That's a dodge. It's so they can call it a quiz rather than a lottery.

Virgin Media's 'bye-bye to buffering' beardy Bolt boast BANNED

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Re: Balls.

It's a lie.

Anonymous to expose 40GB of ISP data

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WTF?

Why?

Google suspends 16GB Nexus 7 orders

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Re: Cost of a microSD slot: 0.89 pence. cost of not having one: thousands of lost customers

Is it hackable?

Techie accused of snooping wife's email cleared of wrongdoing

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I'd be more surprised if he wasn't checking up on her. But two wrongs shouldn't make a right.

Is running IT for the Olympics the worst job in the world?

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Alert

Re: A new excellence fad?

What's that like for static?

USB charges up to 100 watts

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Flame

Until I RTFA

I wondered for a minute if they were going to put 20A down a USB cable.

Kim Dotcom mounts freedom campaign

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"...will you vote for Obama?"

Of course the Republicans are going to be far more amenable to your cause than Obama.

Japanese publisher, staff arrested over backup software offer

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Pirate

Meanwhile

anyone who wanted decryption or piracy tools started using foreign servers or Tor.

HTML 5 gets forked up

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xkcd

has an answer to everything.

Qantas to provide wireless iPad entertainment on 767s

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Pirate

Unscrupulous customer swaps own old-gen iPad for new airline iPad? H4x0r equipped with netbook/laptop installs trojan?

Smart meter hack framework goes open-source

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Boffin

Is the signal anything like IrDA or the IR used in TV remotes? Just wondering about putting something together with an Arduino. We had a (non-smart) electronic meter fitted last year as a routine replacement.

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Boffin

Re: Zzzaaap

If you're thinking about jumpering live to neutral, there's a big fuse just before the meter. You'd also have to be unable to tell red from black (brown from blue on new installations).

Lazy password reuse opens Brits to crooks' penetration

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Pint

Re: email

If you don't have a password/PIN on your phone it is also wide open to drunken antics such as your mates switching your girlfriend's and mum's names around.

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Re: if you use the same username

10minutemail.com is your friend.

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Re: Username - KeepassX

Wow, someone actually uses Bada?

Even China can't halt PC sales decline

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Paris Hilton

If your office fondling is taking up that little desk space

You're not doing it right.

Boffins demo passwords even users don’t know

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Mushroom

A strange game.

The only winning move is not to play.

Google ordered to censor 'torrent', 'megaupload' and more words

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Re: That's what they'll do. They'll call it something else.

How do they work?

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Re: Zut alors!

St'i lkie rnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai...

Apple finally grabs apple.co.uk – after just 16 years

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What about the whole Beatles thing? Is that company still around, and if so what is their domain name?

Dumpling squid do it WHENEVER THEY CAN, FOR HOURS ON END!

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Childcatcher

I've seen enough hentai

to know where this is- Oh. It's already there.

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Re: I knew I was normal

A redder shade of pink is to be expected, but if it goes purple you might want to visit your doctor.

Kiwi judge steps aside from Dotcom extradition hearings

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Headmaster

The case is a week one?

Months, or even years, would be nearer the mark.

Skyhook offers 'Always-On' background STALKING feature

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Ah, you were in the Scouts too

We once sent one of the younger boys to the little shop on the campsite with instructions to ask "How much are hookers?"

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Joke

Re: How?

African, European, etc.

Raspberry Pi rolls out speed surge Raspbian OS

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Boffin

Re: (Not a) Daft question

Does it go soft again if you warm it, get it wet, apply a solvent, etc?

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Boffin

Re: Excellent

Assuming you have a decent PSU, overclock! You can most likely get to 900MHz without overvoltage.

Microsoft 'didn't notice' it had removed Browser Choice for 17 months

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Facepalm

Which joyless wankers

have been reporting the violation?

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