* Posts by Anonymous Coward 15

699 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Sep 2011

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Russian Christians boosted by Pussy Riot law spank 'sinful' Apple logo

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Childcatcher

Re: How about the cross

Probably only counts as porn if you're into http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_International#Loving_Jesus

Amazon UK leaks Windows 8 retail box, TV ads

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Gimp

The corners

don't look rounded to me.

German ebook firm aims low with cheap 'n' simple €10 ereader

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Happy

Sounds like a good candidate for a Raspberry Pi hack.

Big Blue bigwig: Tiny processor knobs can't shrink forever

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Paris Hilton

300TB?

Store ALL the porn!

HP: PC industry has forgotten how to innovate

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The netbook wasn't all that new an idea.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toshiba_Libretto

Campaigners roll out political-correctness Voight-Kampff CAPTCHAs

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Re: And at www.godhatesfags.com ...

What does God have against cigarettes? Isn't Heaven big enough to have a smoking room?

eBay frets as right to resell comes under scrutiny

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Linux

Re: Free!

Just like the GPL. Curious.

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Big Brother

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

New study: 'Fraud behind two-thirds of pulled medical papers'

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Re: Wouldn't it be wonderful

Yo dawg, we heard you like grant money...

Amway daddy to flog wireless charging pioneer

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What's to argue about?

Works just fine on my HP TouchPad.

Windows 8 early-bird users still love Windows 7 more - poll

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Re: Fast boot isn't everything...

@Oliver Jones: You seem to assume they're being malicious. Hanlon's Razor applies.

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Pint

Whichever one has a higher % ABV.

Nominet mulls killing off the .co from .co.uk

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Re: That was my first thought, too

But what about all the Football Clubs?

Vandals break into congressman's office, install Linux on PCs

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Re: Interesting

Oh shit... So when will the invasion of Finland start?

Don't invade Finland unless you're a real glutton for punishment.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_War

NZ bloke gets eel stuck up jacksie

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Coffee/keyboard

Drop your panties, Sir William

I cannot wait till lunchtime.

If you see 'URGENT tax rebate download' in an inbox, kill it with fire

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Devil

Yes, it is,

and so is that stuff between your ears.

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Trollface

Re: Uh ... Duh?

Your meme is bad, and you should feel bad.

Pirate Party takes Mayor's chair in Swiss city

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Paris Hilton

Re: Political affiliation/ideology aside...

(Insert rude joke about plundered booty here)

iPhone queue ‘superficial and pretentious’ says queuing fangirl

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There's no I in TEAM

But there's a U in MUPPET

International Trade Commission heeds Moto, targets Apple

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Content playback across different devices

Will this one affect the Kindle's Whispersync?

Did genetically modified food cause giant tumours in rats?

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Holmes

Re: Some quotes from Wikipedia

A weedkiller that can cause damage to plants? Well I never.

Boffins spin up working Qubit in silicon

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Obligatory Schrodinger reference

But how would they make a cat small enough to fit on a silicon chip? Some kind of shrinking ray?

ITU suggests replaceable cables for power supplies

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Programmable SMPS

and a 1-Wire chip in the device?

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Thumb Up

Re: Another idea

Yup.

http://www.darwinawards.com/

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Flame

Re: Another idea

Assuming Tom, Dick or Harry could use a soldering iron without hurting anyone or turning the device into a fire hazard and blowing the house fuses.

Win8 tablets may cost MORE than iPads – AND LAPTOPS

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Windows

Re: Seriously?!

Repeat performance of the HP TouchPad?

Net neuters seek FCC relief from AT&T's FaceTime fees

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Does it work over a VPN?

Romanians plead guilty to credit card hack on US Subway shops

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Re: Why anonymous?

Not your personal army!

Microsoft offers workarounds for IE bug

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Big Brother

Re: Everything is an Experience at Microsoft

Doubleplusgood!

Smack your phones up, says Microsoft

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Paris Hilton

So if one is, ahem, "whacking off"

Will one find the young lady's moans inadvertently silenced at a crucial moment?

Reg hack uncovers perfect antidote to internet

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Alien

No member of the Space Corps

shall report for duty wearing a ginger toupee?

I spy: Drug drops and foxy couples

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Gimp

This is

just asking to be used for perverted purposes.

HTML5 isn't Facebook's 'biggest mistake'

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Headmaster

Re: HTML5 is actually a mistake

English, motherf*cker, do you speak it?

The perfect CRIME? New HTTPS web hijack attack explained

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Paris Hilton

Re: The 'Thomas Pornin' attack.

That gets an upvote just for the name.

Humanity facing GLOBAL BACON SHORTAGE

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I've seen enough hentai

to know where this is going.

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I do not like green (eggs and) ham.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

Dreaded redback spider's NEMESIS: Forgotten Captain Cook wasps

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She swallowed the spider to catch the fly

Perhaps she'll die.

More 'iPad Mini' tat pics leak ahead of Apple's big unzip

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Gimp

Re: "The world's fanbois wait with bated breath."

Master.

Intel contextual awareness: 'We know what your wife is up to'

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Paris Hilton

Re: If she's using Intel kit

More batteries? Nudge nudge, wink wink.

Firefox support extended to older Android mobiles

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Thumb Up

Galaxy Ace user here, this is win.

Broadband minister's fibre cabinet gripe snub sparks revolt

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"crudely spray a hairy erect phallus"

B3tan, by any chance?

German Pirate party punters 'don't pay their membership fees'

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Re: 'German Pirate party punters 'don't pay their membership fees''

You wouldn't steal a party membership...

A load of Tosh: External hard drives the new 'personal clouds'

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Re: Off site

And wherever you can get assloads of upload bandwidth.

UK: 'We're legally bound to arrest Mr Assange'

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Re: Suggestion to Government..

Biological weapons will land them in hotter water than entering an embassy.

Attack of the Gigantic Tellies hits Berlin IFA

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Paris Hilton

Think of

the porn!

Brummie plod cuffed in Facebook troll hunt

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Devil

The only good thing about X Factor and other "talent" shows

is laughing at the comically bad contestants in the early stages.

If you can't take the Samsung, get out of the kitchen

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Kitchen products?

Will it make me a goddamn sammich?

Facebook co-founder Moskovitz scrambles to offload his shares

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Happy

But I have 52 million shares!

What's 52 million times zero?

<-- It's a yellow face, sort of

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I know we're talking about shares here

But I still daren't look up that term on Urban Dictionary.

Samsung readies handheld releases for Windows 8

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Re: Rounded

They're far too mainstream to be hipster, shirley?

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