* Posts by Anonymous Cowerd

147 posts • joined 9 Sep 2011

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The Quantum of Firefox: Why is this one unlike any other Firefox?

Anonymous Cowerd
Unhappy

Re: Everything's gone. Everything.

I turned off the update to avoid this crap.

They can take CTR from my cold dead computer.

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Two drones, two crashes in two months: MoD still won't say why

Anonymous Cowerd
Facepalm

Re: MoD relies on spin and secrecy to deflect criticism

""HMS Sheffield, Falklands" MOD buys the idea of warships armor made out of materials normally associated with fireworks"

Except that contrary to aluminium-foil-hatted myth, Sheffield's superstructure was made entirely of steel.

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Hollywood has savaged enough sci-fi classics – let's hope Dick would dig Blade Runner 2049

Anonymous Cowerd
Mushroom

Re: The Thing?

Carpenter's was NOT a remake, any more than Polanski's Oliver Twist was a remake of David Lean.

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iOS apps can read metadata revealing users' location histories

Anonymous Cowerd

Re: Android too?

I also disabled geolocation, on my iPhone.

When I post a picture of the very nice fish that I caught, I don't want to give away the position of the mark!

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Itching to stuff iOS 11 on your iPhone? You may want to hold off for a bit

Anonymous Cowerd
Flame

contact the apps developer?

Tried that through the app store, but they've removed the 32-bit apps and thus the ability to contact the developer.

I won't be "upgrading", but I will be getting a different phone when my iPhone 6 eventually dies.

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Violent moon mishap will tear Uranus a new ring or two

Anonymous Cowerd

less moons?

surely there'll be quite a few more, just a lot smaller

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Ad blocking basically doesn't exist on mobile

Anonymous Cowerd

iOS, safari, Adblock Plus, Umbra.

Works for me.

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El Reg gets schooled on why SSDs will NOT kill off the trusty hard drive

Anonymous Cowerd
Meh

warnings

One major issue with SSDs apart from price - SSDs give no warning of their impending failure. You just lose the data. At least an HDD usually gives some indication that it's dying, so you have time to get any unbacked-up data off it.

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New MH370 analysis again suggests plane came down outside search area

Anonymous Cowerd
Holmes

Re: It will be found

Well of course it will be in the last place they look - when they find it, they'll stop looking.

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Old Firefox add-ons get 'dead man walking' call

Anonymous Cowerd
Unhappy

Time to disable updates

I'd rather keep my Classic Theme Restorer.

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Assange offers job to sacked Google diversity manifestbro

Anonymous Cowerd
Thumb Down

There's nothing like a bit of impartial journalism...

...and this is nothing like a bit of impartial journalism.

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Virgin Trains dodges smack from ICO: CCTV pics of Corbyn were OK

Anonymous Cowerd
Big Brother

regardless of Corbyn

I can tell you from experience that this situation does occur, frequently, and their attempts to play it down don't fool anybody.

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Ever wondered why the universe only has black holes in S or XXXL? No? Boffins have an answer

Anonymous Cowerd

Wheeler wasn't first to label them "black holes"

He just popularised the name.

http://www.worldwidewords.org/topicalwords/tw-bla1.htm

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Bye bye MP3: You sucked the life out of music. But vinyl is just as warped

Anonymous Cowerd
Devil

Has anybody mentioned Real Player yet?

That's what real hipsters use.

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London councils seek assurance over Capita's India offshoring plans

Anonymous Cowerd
Coat

They stay over there...

taking our jobs...

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Windows 10 market share stalls after free upgrade offer ends

Anonymous Cowerd

Re: Windows 10

Yeah, I upgraded from Win 7 to Win 10 and it bricked my machine.

I reinstalled Win 7 and have never looked back.

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Apple rushes out iOS 10.1.1 fix after health data flat lines

Anonymous Cowerd

Perhaps they could release an update...

...that allows me to delete their crappy health app that I don't actually want and can't get rid of.

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Digi minister Matt Hancock: Britain needs go full fibre. And we're not paying for it

Anonymous Cowerd

My father lives in Hull...

His comments about the (monopoly) broadband are unprintable.

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User couldn't open documents or turn on PC, still asked for reference as IT expert

Anonymous Cowerd
Facepalm

turning a PC on...

I found my old boss looking puzzled by one of our test machines. Apparently it was refusing to boot up.

I checked all the connections - all ok - then asked him to try to switch it on again.

"Aha! I know what the problem is!"

"So what is it?"

"You're trying to eject a floppy disc. The on-button is that one."

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MOM: CHEAP Mars ship got it right first time. Nice one, India

Anonymous Cowerd

Re: 1st time out with a significant science payload is *very* impressive.

Presumably, they learnt from the previous errors of other nations...

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GCHQ protesters stick it to British spooks ... by drinking urine

Anonymous Cowerd

sounds like section 44

which can make it illegal to take photos in certain places

their problem (the police) is that they aren't allowed to reveal if you are in a section 44 area or not

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Felony charges? Harsh! Alleged Anon hackers plead guilty to misdemeanours

Anonymous Cowerd

Re: It's simple

I think we can all see who's "braindead and clueless" here...

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LOHAN acquires aircraft arboreal avoidance algorithm acronyms

Anonymous Cowerd

AT-AT

Avoiding Trees And Things

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Anonymous Cowerd

Branch Avoidance Positional System

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Anonymous Cowerd

TASK

Tree Avoidance Survival Kit

Not very racy, I know.

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Amazon smacks back at Hachette in e-book pricing battle: We're doing it for the readers

Anonymous Cowerd

There's a great dissection of the email here :

http://matt-wallace.com/?p=326

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World first: ANIMATED GIF of Mercurian SUN ZOOM from MARS

Anonymous Cowerd

Re: Wonder when is the next transit of Earth?

Next one is 10th November 2084

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transit_of_Earth_from_Mars

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Surprise! Google chairman blasts EU's privacy ruling

Anonymous Cowerd
Facepalm

There will be no new jobs because it will cost them money.

Instead, they'll just automate the removal process.

Then we'll have people deleting anything they don't like.

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Earth cops first asteroid impact of 2014

Anonymous Cowerd

first?

First observed surely.

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The Vulture 2: What paintjob should we put on our soaraway spaceplane?

Anonymous Cowerd

Orange - it's the same as Ms Lohan's natural colour

and will be easier to find when it finally comes back down to earth, especially if the GPS fails.

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Star Wars revival secret: This isn't the celluloid you're looking for

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

@Irongut

Jabba did not appear in the original cinema release in 1977. The "fat bloke" scene was filmed with the intention of adding a stop motion Jabba but was ultimately cut.

It did feature in some later releases with a CGI Jabba, but you can do your own homework.

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Super-SVELTE BLUSH-PINK planet goes too far with star

Anonymous Cowerd
Holmes

You had to explain the meaning of exoplanet?

Seriously???

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UK parliament presses for pardon for Alan Turing

Anonymous Cowerd

Tommy Flowers

Turing is rightly recognised for his work.

It's a pity Tommy Flowers never got the same reognition.

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PRISM scandal: Brit spooks operated within the law, say politicos

Anonymous Cowerd
Black Helicopters

Well, they would say that...

wouldn't they?

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Apple reveals payouts for parents of in-app purchase nippers

Anonymous Cowerd

Re: Chest of Gems

Most kids have no concept of the cost of things.

Ask my 7 year-old niece what she'd like for her birthday. She'll probably say a pony, or some crayons.

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Thanks, NSA: Amazon sales of Orwell's 1984 rise 9,500%

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

@Winkypop re: anonymous coward

"..says an anonymous coward..."

Whereas, of course, Winkypop is your real name...

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FLABBER-JASTED: It's 'jif', NOT '.gif', says man who should know

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

"that is how we in Blighty used to pronounce it"

No it isn't.

explanation here

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British LulzSec hackers hear jail doors slam shut for years

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

Re: Weak Security

"It makes no difference if my front door has a simple lock or a more convoluted affair, but regardless anyone getting into my home and stealing my belongings is a thief."

I hope that is of some comfort to you when the insurance doesn't pay out, because in their view, although he's a thief, you're an idiot.

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Stephen Hawking nixes Intel voice upgrade plan

Anonymous Cowerd
Thumb Up

@Kubla Cant

"My impression is that two taps can fill faster than the overflow drain can empty."

Yes. Mine does that. I've flooded my bathroom on more than one occasion.

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Fanbois vs fandroids: Punters display 'tribal loyalty'

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

huh?

My first phone was a Philips, my second a Nokia, my third a Sony Ericsson. My fourth and current phone is an Apple, but my fifth one won't be.

Other than that, I've always bought from the same manufacturer as last time.

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P2P badboys The Pirate Bay kicked out of Greenland: Took under 48 hours

Anonymous Cowerd
Headmaster

Re: similies (sic)

Assuming that you meant similes, they aren't incorrect similes.

They are incorrect metaphors.

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Attention, CIOs: Stop outsourcing or YOU will never retire

Anonymous Cowerd
Unhappy

Re: You can if you pretend it is a different job...

Exactly what is happening to me. Getting made redundant because my skills "won't be suitable for supporting the new application", even though it's just a rebadged clone of the original app. Same database, same languages, almost identical data model.

Apparently some cowboys in India are going to do my job now...

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Raspberry Pi-powered Tardis blasts off from 'Blighty's Baikonur'

Anonymous Cowerd
Happy

:)

beat me to it!

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Anons hack Asteroids into US DoJ website in Swartz death protest

Anonymous Cowerd

@Oninoshiko

"As a point of fact, the only one of those acoustic couplers I've ever actually seen, was 300 baud. Wackypedia claims the practical limit was 1200 baud"

As my father in 1983/4 had an acoustic coupler with a switch to choose between 800 and 1200 baud, I'd say you haven't looked very far.

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Nuisance calls DOUBLE, Ofcom vows to hunt down offenders

Anonymous Cowerd
Thumb Up

Re: No it doesn't

Yeah, I had a cold call from BT yesterday, even though I'm on TPS.

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Brazilian slammer guards nab mobe-smuggling CAT

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

@Chrome

Sounds like trout a la creme to me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjbMoj0JY4

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Up your wormhole: Star Trek Deep Space 9 turns 20

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

Terry Farrell - Dutch?

...like James T Kirk, she's from Iowa...

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Google can't use finger-fumble patent to poke Apple - Trade panel

Anonymous Cowerd
Holmes

America's trade commission

is biased towards American companies?

No shit, Sherlock.

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It's official: Mac users are morally superior to Windows users

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

Re: ball's

I would love you to summon the intelligence to use apostrophes correctly, stupid.

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Coming soon to a theme park near you: Shocking ANTI-PIRACY NAG ADS

Anonymous Cowerd
Pirate

Nagware just antagonises customers

Will these media distributors please stop suggesting I'm a potential thief every time I buy a legitimate DVD?

It's no wonder people get pirate copies - at least they don't get insulted before they watch the movie on those.

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