* Posts by tekHedd

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I don't know but it's been said, Amphenol plugs are made with lead

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Re: keeping swappable spares in stock might make sense

"The mere act of having a spare in stock prevents it from breaking."

According to Murphy's many corollaries, this only remains true as long as you are not depending on the presence of the spare to keep it from breaking.

Oh snap! The road's closed. Never mind, Google Maps has a plan...

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That's just how Google Maps works

Google treats our little neighborhood as a major shortcut, and no amount of reporting will change that. "Sucks to be you" seems to be Google's attitude.

It's all in the wrist: Your fitness tracker could be as much about data warfare as your welfare

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Re: Never trust software of which you cannot see the source

"Heavy government regulation just would not work: they would always be playing catch-up or impose blanket rules..."

And that's a best-case scenario. In the US's "lobbyist first" congress, I would fully expect "heavy government regulation" to first make it impossible for small players to compete, and second make it illegal for individuals to control their own data in any way (ie reverse engineer server protocols to save your own data locally, make it illegal to subvert health monitoring...think of the worst thing you can imagine and then just wait 5 years basically).

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Re: "data warfare"

Dan 55: "if you're interested in your health you should be cutting back on coffee anyway."

My Doctor: "There are no health risks associated with coffee."

Otherwise, um, I agree?

JavaScript tells all, which turns out not to be so great for privacy: Side-channel leaks can be exploited to follow you around the interweb

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"how much of the web degrades gracefully if you turn off JavaScript"

"Gracefully?" Approximately 0%. 65% of the time I can turn on scripts from the originating site and "originating site.static-content" it's good to go. Some sites, typically stores, are out of control and too much trouble to figure out, with a third-party cart, multiple behavior trackers, customer relations engine, multiple advertising vendors, edge networking cache drivers, etc, it's a chore to figure out which scripts are part of the site and which are behavior-analyticals garbage. So I end up turning on temporary permissions to buy a toothbrush.

Sadly, the ads always break. It is a tragedy.

Microsoft throws lifeline to .NET orphans in the brave new Core world

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"Orphans?"

We wouldn't be orphans if Microsoft hadn't basically taken over all of the open source .NET projects.

No words have scared me more than this year's headlines of "Microsoft Embraces Open Source". Yup, they're going to love it and hug it and call it George.

Court drama: Did Oracle bully its customers into the cloud? Nine insiders to blow the whistle

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Re: They're in good company

"Most of the major software companies are doing their best to bully..."

...and Oracle is one of the biggest bullies there is.

Bad news from science land: Fast-charging li-ion batteries may be quick to top up, but they're also quick to die

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Re: Instead of better batteries...

"Garbage battery life is an indication that you have an addiction..."

Or, sometimes, an indication of a crap WiFi driver that doesn't let the phone go into deep sleep. At least that's my phone.

Apple kills iTunes, preps pricey Mac Pro, gives iPad its own OS – plus: That $999 monitor stand

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Sidecar, Duet

Let Sidecar be a lesson to you: if you have a great product idea, don't bother; a big company will just copy it. And theirs will be the "official" version...maybe yours will even become a violation of their ToS...

Guess I'll still need Duet for my "ancient" 4 year old OS macbook though.

Infosec bloke claims: Pornhub owner shafted me after I exposed gaping holes in its cartoon smut platform

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So you're safe, as long as...

"full control of the user's device and or its network connection"

So, there's absolutely no risk at all, as long as you're not connecting to their servers using some sort of non-private networking infrastructure. Good thing nobody does that.

This is a sett-up! Mum catches badger feasting on contents of freezer

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Cat Flap

Wait... I think I see the issue here.

First, why not lock the cat door at night? I know this is pitifully low tech but...

Second, indoor cats live on average twice as long as outdoor cats. Draw your own conclusions from this random piece of data.

Exclusive: Windows for Workgroups terror the Tartan Bandit confesses all to The Register

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Which blue again?

Dark grey is better when trying to grab those single-pixel-wide window edges that are popular only with very old window managers and very new OS versions. Or a very dark navy blue, but that doesn't seem to display consistently across systems, making it a poor choice for remoting (as very dark indigo or very dark ocean blue is not at all acceptable.)

Take my bits awaaaay: DARPA wants to develop AI fighter program to augment human pilots

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using the standard translation of "the military are considering doing a thing"...

We may assume this is currently deployed and in use by some elite groups.

Because of the nature of research, the military always has the most cutting edge technology. When the first machine intelligences surpass humans and take over, it will certainly be military machines. Hmm, we really are doomed.

We dunno what's worse: Hackers ransacked Citrix for FIVE months, or that Equifax was picked to help mop up the mess

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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is stoned to death.

Fixed that for ya.

As Alexa's secret human army is revealed, we ask: Who else has been listening in on you?

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Whole article is unnecessary

You just wanted to say "homophones", didn't you?

Facebook acknowledges asking you to invite your dead pals to parties is 'painful', plans to fix it

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Obviously they need EVEN MORE DATA

The solution to this and all problems is to better track you: to more accurately know when/if your friend died, to know how you feel about that friend, and so on. Every problem in the world can be solved with...well, we don't know...but we plan to track you more.

Facebook ad platform discriminates all on its own, say boffins

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TBH

Looks like you got a downvote for being honest. That happens a lot to me too.

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Unwanted bias

To be fair, the article does not really do a good job of focusing on the unwanted part of the bias issue.

Obviously the system is doing its job really well: it detects who is reacting to the ad and serves the ad to them. The fact that it's completely impossible to make it do what you actually want when your goals are not just "maximizing profit" may be a problem, true, but that's a problem with every modern system. Try to browse for a specific movie on Netflix, search for a specific spelling of a word on Google, filter Amazon search results for a specific product, see the most recent item in your Facebook timeline...none of these things are really possible any more because the algorithms are designed to steer you towards buying product, and have no other purpose.

This is now the norm. Facebook's ad system is highly optimized to do one thing and it does it well. The fact that this optimization also inflexibly reinforces existing biases is a problem, but solving that problem will never be a goal. You can force them to add a second mode that bypasses the optimizatino, but the prejudice-reinforcing algorithm will always be used for normal operation, because there's more money, and to a corporation there is no greater good.

Razer – perfectly happy to sell you a laptop for over $2,000, but when it comes to fixing security holes... tough sh*t

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Gamers buy Razer?

Sure, not all gamers are tech savvy geeks! Some just like to play games.

Razer is a "gaming" company that preys on these people by selling a mix of average and substandard products that look cool to people who just want to enjoy playing games. At least everything I've bought from them was, well, mediocre at best, and all had some sort of annoying flaw.

If you're worried that quantum computers will crack your crypto, don't be – at least, not for a decade or so. Here's why

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Forget that, what about time travel?

Conspiracy theories aside, a good rule of thumb is that if you hear the military is "considering research into something", they've long since completed the research, and either have the results ready to go or have decided it's not worth the trouble. Translating "physics experiments" into useful technology can be pretty difficult, but if there is any way at all to break public key encryption with current technology, brute force or otherwise, it has already been done and is in use. If you ran a major government, what would /you/ do? So, you should probably start with the assumption that asymmetric encryption is at least somewhat transparent to certain agencies, if you are important enough to warrant the expense, regardless of the published state of quantum computing or any other research.

And don't forget about time travel. We're all traveling forward in time at the speed of /normal time/. So, with the magic of archiving, your internet traffic can *travel through time to the future* and be decrypted using what, by then, will be cheap technology. The only thing protecting you is that archiving it is a pain, and it's really not worth the trouble. And of course you're not doing anything important enough to attract attention, right?

Latest Fast Ring build grazes big red button, unintentionally ejects some Windows Insiders

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Notepad++

I just came in here to upvote the first person who mentioned Notepad++, but I noticed nobody has, yet. Not sure exactly why anyone would still use built-in Notepad unless the world was ending or, well, actually I'm not sure why it would matter then either.

Biker sues Google Fiber: I broke my leg, borked my ankle in trench dug to lay ad giant's pipe

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"conflict of interest"

Quite possibly he rides a Harley.

SPOILER alert, literally: Intel CPUs afflicted with simple data-spewing spec-exec vulnerability

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Re: Well I never ...

homeopathic water cooling: it works but you have to use very small amounts of very hot water, which causes the cpu to cool down. Somehow.

Another way to look at Amazon's counterfeit-busting Project Zero: Making merchants cough up protection money

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Re: Disruptive...

And never mind that "Fulfilled by Amazon", assuming you're not on Prime, generally takes 1-3 days longer to arrive than third party sellers, and you can't rate the seller, because obviously Amazon doesn't need to be rated, because they're perfect. All their profit margin apparently comes from including half the amount of air-bags required to adequately cushion the product.

Really, they used to be pretty good, and we mocked them for excessive packaging, but now it's gone the other way, and not in a good way.

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Re: Buyer Beware

That's how Amazon deals with problems like this and fake reviews: they bury their head in the sand by deleting anything that messes with their denial (your reviews, the downvote button), and try to find a way to charge you for it.

Customer: We fancy changing a 25-year-old installation. C'mon, it's just one extra valve... Only wafer thin...

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Re: The dirtiest four-letter word...

"Oh, it's Windows. I haven't touched one of those for years, sorry,"

This also works for the most painful Linux problems, especially when they're driver or audio related. "Oh, that's probably pulseaudio...is this the new Ubuntu UI? Sorry, I use ALSA and Jack on Devuan, have you tried searching Google?"

Ready for another fright? Spectre flaws in today's computer chips can be exploited to hide, run stealthy malware

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I believe the complete recipe is

A secure PC is both unpowered and in a locked closet.

Latest 4G, 5G phone-location slurp attack is a doozy, but won't Torpedo Average Joe or Jane

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Re: Not to worry only the State is likely to use this

No really, I don't see what you're getting so worked up about. The only groups that can get all the information to use this attack are big players like the state and organized crime, and of course Google. So we are completely safe, because history shows that the state and organized crime have never abused their power. As for Google et al, well, come on, I trust them utterly, don't you?

'Occult' text from Buffy The Vampire Slayer ep actually just story about new bus lane in Dublin

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Can't even decide if I'm a fan

I'd vehemently defend the series...if I had stopped watching after season 4. It's the Robert Jordan effect, where you keep reading the next ep expecting it to get better even though it's quite obviously hopeless.

Crash, bang, wallop: What a power-down. But what hit the kill switch?

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"an alum in good standing"

How do you lose your standing as an alumnus? I'm trying to imagine a scenario, humorous or otherwise, that would result in this, and does not involve war crimes...

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power button next to eject

Hah, my current desktop system (Thermaltake case), the power button is next to and shaped exactly like a USB port. I've stopped using the front panel USB ports.

See also: laptops with a headphone jack directly next to the USB port, where if you're fumbling around the side and insert your headphone plug into the UB and short out the 5V supply, it kills the power supply and hard resets the system.

Oh Snapd! Gimme-root-now security bug lets miscreants sock it to your Ubuntu boxes

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The Snap Idea

"The *idea* is a reasonable one - for an OS that uses system libraries that are not compatible with some application, make it possible for the application developer to publish, at will, a blob that contains all the required dependencies, and isolate it from the host OS to limit opportunities for compromise."

Too bad we don't have any other technology like that. *cough*AppImage*cough*

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Re: This talk, on youtube, is worth a watch.

Seen it. SystemD propaganda with the same old message: you don't like it because it's new.

We need a lot of the things SystemD provides. We don't need them executed poorly.

Techie finds himself telling caller there is no safe depth of water for operating computers

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"...it's a ticking time bomb"

Nah, that's only true for salt water. As long as all the water dried out it should be OK.

Before no-rinse became a thing, a lot of electronics manufacturing processes used a water-rinse process.

I helped catch Silk Road boss Ross Ulbricht: Undercover agent tells all

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The golden rule of crime

"Quit while you're ahead." He had HOW MUCH bitcoin? Sheesh. Time to go legit, bro.

Man drives 6,000 miles to prove Uncle Sam's cellphone coverage maps are wrong – and, boy, did he manage it

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ArcGIS?

They used ArcGIS as the main mapping tool? My sympathies. I took it for a test drive and was supremely frustrated and disappointed, but they still send me huge full color magazines every couple of weeks. Goodness knows how much of our government's money they... well I rant but anyway, my sympathies.

Happy Thursday! 770 MEEELLLION email addresses and passwords found in yuge data breach

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Same here except...

I'm getting those same emails, except it's always an email I've never used anywhere. This makes me question the usefulness of some of the breach data.

Detailed: How Russian government's Fancy Bear UEFI rootkit sneaks onto Windows PCs

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Enable SecureBoot? You mean that thing I have to disable to get Linux to install?

Great, so what I'm hearing is that I should also be disabling UEFI? Even though it really can provide some useful support features, ie for suspend/resume support etc? Great.

As usual, anyone outside the 80% is shafted. (On the bright side, 99% of the exploits expect a windows OS, so there's that.)

Millennials 'horrify' their neighbours with knob-shaped lights display

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"When you walk home you just don't expect to come face to face with an enormous penis on a wall."

At least, not until you arrive home and go inside...

That amazing Microsoft software quality, part 97: Windows Phone update kills Outlook, Calendar

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Re: The lead-in picture is wrong ...

... and you're not going to be doing much self-foot-shooting with an uncocked gun, for that matter.

Google vows to take claims of sexual assault, harassment seriously, just like privacy

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We're Looking At It(TM)

So...it's a toss up between "we're looking at it" and "we're listening", the standard "expression of concern" brought out by companies whenever someone examines their dark side too closely.

It's been a week since engineers approved a new DNS encryption standard and everyone is still yelling

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Re: Tough

"Nobody is forcing you to use the municipal water supply, this is not the only source of water. You are incorrectly conflating piped water with the entire food supply ecosystem. I can drink whatever liquid from whatever vendor I choose, so long as it is purchased legally."

Yeah, but when I need to boil some eggs, I go to the sink and turn on the tap.

Pirate radio = drug dealing and municipal broadband is anti-competitive censorship

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It's always about control

They always mask it as arguments about copyrighted content or hate speech, but it's always and only about maintaining control of the media, mainly for profit but also and increasingly for nefarious reasons.

FYI: Drone maker DJI's 'Get it on Google Play' website button definitely does not get the app from Google Play...

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So let's emphasize the lying part next time, perhaps?

As a user of a phone without any google apps whatsoever, I always appreciate when a company makes the APK directly available. (When it's a company I trust, anyway.) If Google Play is the only way to get an app, I have to violate Google's terms of service to get it. And yes I know there are handy tools that offer an easy, convenient way to violate the ToS and get the apps. :/

Offering an APK download from a "Google Play" button, yeah, that's shady. Offering an APK download, that's just how I like it.

Your RSS is grass: Mozilla euthanizes feed reader, Atom code in Firefox browser, claims it's old and unloved

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Well, that's a shame, but...

I've always used standalone readers; I don't even know what the built-in reader looks like in FF. RSS is the awesome (or Atom, sure, I don't care, it's a protocol.)

At this point, RSS is the only way I can really handle El Reg, as it's just too much effort to scan through the news now that it is algorithmically sorted in order of... I honestly have no idea how the editors decide what I will be interested in but it's hit-and-miss and I now really can't be bothered to read past the top headlines on the official web site.

That 'Surface will die in 2019' prediction is still a goer, says soothsayer

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So the logic is

... Surface isn't making ALL THE MONEY so you should just cut it. Never mind the halo effect, any future possibilities as Microsoft refines their hardware production savvy. Forget the high end--rich people don't have money, and their opinion of your company doesn't matter. What matters is that this other division has a bigger upside this quarter and we want to see your FPE increase for the next 2 quarters.

I keep meeting people who absolutely love their Windows Phones and protect them like human babies, terrified because there are no replacements.

It must be good business to establish a brand, acquire and develop hardware/software expertise to support it, restructure your bread-and-butter OS to include this product as part of your core strategy, spend millions on marketing, establish a loyal core fan base, and then kill the product. Microsoft does it over and over, and look how successful they are.

Shortages, price rises, recession: Tech industry preps for hard Brexit

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Oh no, it's 1999!

Brexit is the new y2k bug.

Redis does a Python, crushes 'offensive' master, slave code terms

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No masters!

Even if they rename it, the architecture itself is offensive. I will be boycotting the product until all offensive dominance roles have been removed therefrom.

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Re: They should ask Torvalds to rename git.

You "ask", we "demand." This is why you fail.

Python joins movement to dump 'offensive' master, slave terms

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The terminology is not the problem.

Removing the words master/slave does nothing to correct the underlying power imbalance between the controlling and controlled 'wares. We MUST boycott offensive hardware/software until all such relationships are corrected to be consensual.

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