* Posts by wolfetone

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RIP Prince: You were the soundtrack of my youth

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Re: I'm wondering

It's OK to torrent music, as long as you buy a ticket for the live shows.

Oh, I see.

'I hacked Facebook – and found someone had beaten me to it'

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Trollface

Thanks Orange Tsai for ruining my fun!

Giggity.

Kent Police handed domestic abuse victim's data to alleged abuser – a Kent cop

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Re: "Fined? How about investigated for professional misconduct?"

The Solicitor will answer to The Law Society, and if they're any good they'll be removed from "the bar". So it's not so much him being fined, he could lose his job. Not sure however whether the Law Society can act on this news or whether he has to be referred to them by someone.

And in fairness, that's what he deserves.

Larry Ellison's Brit consortium in 'advanced talks' to buy Aston Villa

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The Aston Expressway. It's more or less a car park during the morning and the evening anyway. A football pitch isn't going to harm it.

Intel told Irish council all was well just before 12k job cuts announced

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Yep, I'm a pure idiot for disliking greed and the contempt big business has for the public.

Makes me a complete idiot to want fairness, to not see children grow up in poverty in a time when we've never had so much money.

Makes me an utter idiot to actually care about people who are worth caring about, instead of the ones who hoard all the money who expect respect as a given without earning it.

But I'm happy being an idiot, especially as it sets me apart from a dickhead like you.

Good day, sir.

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Capitalism works.

Doesn't it?

123-reg still hasn't restored customers' websites after mass deletion VPS snafu

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Re: Cowboys Ted. They're A Bunch Of Cowboys.

"I've offered to host holding pages or simple site explaining why their main sites are down... Just until they get their main sites back up."

Same as me. My servers are backed up to Azure and to a separate VPS held by another provider to who I use so if my main provider screws up I can switch it fairly quickly. But people don't like paying for that safety.

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Re: I worry about firms who are still naively waiting for a restore

"I pay them a lot of money (yes, it's a fee-paying school and yes it's possible in this industry to earn enough for that)"

Can you be my daddy? I need an Xbox.

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Cowboys Ted. They're A Bunch Of Cowboys.

It's interesting reading all of this unfold on Twitter. I've helped two or three people out getting some content back from their website, but not everything. But it's scary to see all of these web hosting companies offering free shared hosting to those affected by 123 Reg, and people taking them up on the offer.

It's like they haven't worked out that it wasn't the cost or the quality of the hosting that was the problem, it was the lack of a back up that screwed the customers over. So what does the customer do? Decide "F U 123 Reg imma going to Cheapo Web Hosting, dey give me hosting fo free becuz urs is shit".

Still, fools and their money eh?

Mitsubishi 'fesses up: We lied in fuel tests to make our cars look great

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Re: Only 10%?

Regarding the Peugeot...

From some of the forums on the internet it seems to be a common issue with these cars, and these HDi engines. I drive like a nun on a sunday, never go above the speed limit, never gunning it at the lights, it's driven nicely.

Ultimately the car, to me, is a finance thing too. I'm supposed to have it for 5 years, and I'm just over 2 years in to the deal. It's had £1,200 out of me for a new clutch and flywheel already which went at 60,000 miles (I've done 25,000 of those), and there may also be an issue with the turbo which is another £1,000.

These new Peugeots that are being produced are just junk. Look lovely, and they are nice to drive, but you can't rely on it to be a member of the family for longer than 3 years - if that.

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Re: Only 10%?

"The intention is that it's used purely as a relative comparator, not an absolute, so that you know that a car with an official consumption figure of 70 mpg will be more efficient than one with a 60 mpg figure, and not that either will actually deliver the quoted consumption figure"

But it's still a useless comparison. You have a car that the MPG is lied about compared to a car that has MPG that you'll never get. So you may as well spit up in to the air and see where it lands because you simply can't make any sort of decision on it.

Official MPG is a useless yardstick at the moment, regardless of lies or truth.

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Only 10%?

This is such a non-story it's unreal.

I have a Peugeot 3008 1.6 Diesel*, and the official figure for the MPG is 55. This is mixed with urban driving and motorway driving. The problem is, after 2 years of owning it, the best I've ever got from it was 53 MPG by driving totally on the motorway (Birmingham to Glasgow). That was me driving at 55mph too. With my daily driving I get 40 MPG, and that's a mix of inner city driving and 70mph carriageways.

So to say Mitsubishi "cheated" results that no one is EVER going to get near anyway is irrelevant really. Everyone knows the official figures are unobtainable, so it makes no difference at all that the figures were cheated.

* soon to be replaced by a 1998 Toyota Corolla. Because I want reliability, not French spit and duct tape engineering.

Embattled 123-reg flings six months' free hosting at angry customers

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Re: Shit....

But it's free shit.

Ubuntu 16.04 LTS arrives today complete with forbidden ZFS

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Terminator

Re: Priorities?

"systemd is another sore point. If you read Pottering's blogs it all sounds a good idea, and many aspects are. But the endlessly growing interdependency with it is a very bad thing, as its their borging of things that an init process has no need for (e.g. NTP) presumably because they were bored and did not want to fix bugs or, more importantly, user complaints instead."

systemd will have it's own word processor soon.

There's nothing you can do.

Assimilate.

Resistance is futile.

Utah declares 'war on smut'

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Coat

Re: Plasticine porm..

"Careful it'll Morph into something more serious..."

I cine what you did there...

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"Is that a thing?"

Everything is a thing. Just go on one of the reputable pornography sites and see all the weird and wonderful perversions people have.

My own genre, plasticine porn, has yet to gain popularity though.

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To coin a phrase from South Park:

"We have to look at porn, otherwise we'll get divorced".

Catastrophic 123-reg VPS cockup deletes Ross County FC website

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Re: Victim blaming

"The customer should have an expectation that the company has the expertise to operate properly."

Yes, because you should expect to get the same service from 123-Reg at £14.99 a month as you would do from Rackspace at nearly £700 a month.

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Trollface

Or football.

Furious customers tear into 123-reg after firm's mass deletion woes

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Re: Alternative low cost hosters?

Personally I use Digital Ocean and look after the VPS's myself. They are then backed up to an Azure storage cloud. I have a VPS with OVH that is dormant but is configured with my clients accounts, so that if DO do a Linode and go AWOL, I can restore the sites from Azure and switch domain names for prolonged downtime.

I've never had to do this though. Thankfully!

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Re: The Cloud...

Plenty of companies on Twitter offering to host the websites of victims' on their "rock solid cloud" hosting.

It's all about the money, money, money.

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Re: Too little, too late.

"Horse, meet stable door. Stable door, meet horse."

I think the problem here is that the Horse never met the Stable door. If it did, none of this would have happened.

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WTF?

Someone has lost their website, you don't have the 50GB back up file to restore their website, but it's alright because you've fixed the cron job so that deleting servers doesn't happen again? And that last bit is meant to restore faith in your company?

OH YOU'RE DIDO HARDING IN DISGUISE!

OH YES YOU ARE!

HARDING IN DISGUISE!

YOU UTTER CLOWN!*

*To be sung along to the tune of "Devil in Disguise", by Mr.Elvis Presley.

Obama to admit Moon landing was faked?

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Come down to my local chippy. There's a guy there that says he's Elvis.

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The Pope Playing For Rangers?

You give a man who's in his 80's, with half a lung, and a catholic, 4000/1 chance of him playing for Rangers?

Are Rangers that desperate for players?

What's wrong with the Daily Mail Group buying Yahoo?

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Well you do realise you're going to have to share this website with us so we can spread the word of it....

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Re: I am a bit worried

The Daily Fail are a right wing newspaper. So what will happen is that they will make you pay for Yahoo. It'll be cheap at first, then get more expensive while the service gets worse. To fix it, they will raise the price of the service But the service gets worse, more people leave, the Daily Fail loses money. They then say they're going bankrupt and ask the Government to help. The Government steps in, rescues the service, and over time stabilises it. At which point the Government sell it at a loss to The Daily Mirror.

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Re: So the good news is....

"The good news being it cures cancer and the bad news that massive numbers of people have started doing X, which causes cancer?"

But Yahoo! causes cancer. So why would the Daily Fail want to get cancer? Unless, of course, it's actually the Daily Fail that gives you cancer but Yahoo cures it?

We won't know until it turns up on the sidebar of shame.

Flying Spaghetti Monster is not God, rules mortal judge

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Re: Serious question for Judge John M. Gerrard ...

Nope, it's society buddy. I don't know what drugs your taking but I've never seen a Bible speak, or a Tora stand up and shout at me telling me that I should hate men who love other men.

However, I have seen plenty of people doing that on the TV in America. They didn't look like Bibles.

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Re: Serious question for Judge John M. Gerrard ...

Well in that case Schrodingers cat must be dead in the box then?

But what does it matter to you what I believe in? I also believe Panda's are pointless and should be left to go extinct.

To be honest I believe there is a grain of truth in the bible, that some of what happened did happen. Those events aren't confined to the Bible, it can be found in lots of other books like the Quran and the Tora. But at the same time the Bible and other books have been bastardised over time to suit the needs and wants of the religion to gain more followers. The same way Coca Cola use a sweaty muscular man mowing a lawn to sell Diet Coke to females. You have a product to sell, you do what you have to do to make it popular with the public.

But there is this belief, misguided belief, that humans are these bloody incredible people who are so so so smart that we can't possibly be outsmarted. We have been around for feck all time really, yet we're so confident we know it all. I think in the 1500's a man was burned at the stake in England for saying the Earth wasn't at the centre of the universe. That was a popular decision, because the humans around him knew best. Right now it's popular to believe that the countries on a map are all to scale with each other, when in fact Africa is drawn smaller than it really is to stop all the White people shitting themselves about it. (Look it up, it's interesting).

And this whole "no buttsex and no equal rights", that's not a religious thing! That's humans, yet again thinking they know best. In Roman times, even in Egyptian times, it wasn't alien to have two men get it on with each other. But they both had religion at the same time? Gay marriage is legalised now, but there are plenty of Catholics who think its wrong, and there are plenty of Atheists who think it's wrong. There are still Catholics (myself included) who think it's alright for a Gay couple to marry, like wise (I'd hope) you being Atheist would also think it's fine. In the Church of England there are Gay bishops and vicars, in the church! Openly Gay bishops and vicars, and - here's a shocking revelation - there are women vicars! Up until 1700/1800's Priests could also marry in the Catholic church. So to blame religion for the infringement on the rights of homosexuals and women is misplaced.

It isn't God writing the Bible, it's the humans running the show here on Earth who are dictating what we do and don't do. It's the same with Islamic extremists, they say they have read the Quran and that it says all non-muslims must die. They get around this by quoting lines of the Quran, out of context. But the people they preach it to lap it up for one reason or another. The Quran, like the Bible, is a book made up of smaller books and like every other religion violence, hate, all the nasty things just aren't there.

We all know about the 10 commandments, one of them being "Thou Shalt Not Steal". Well I think that's a given isn't it? That's not too bad.

"Thou Shalt Not Murder" is also a good thing. But it gets in the way when you need to get some oil out of a middle eastern country. But if you spin the reasons why you need to go to war - like terrorism - then it isn't murder. It's self defence. Sweet! But that's society moving the goal posts. Just because someone dies in the theatre of war doesn't mean it's not murder. Murder is murder regardless of the circumstance. But that's society's view. Society thinks it's fine to go to war, they don't want to think about the soldiers on the other side being killed, or the kids being blown up. If that happened outside of wartime it'd be Murder. But Society says "If you go to War it isn't murder. More of the opposition killed the better!". Religious texts are simple about it though. You kill someone, it's murder. They don't give caveats.

This is an argument that's regularly had, and I've had it with Atheists, Muslims, Rastafarians etc. My girlfriends Grandad whos 76 has been Atheist all his life - which is a big deal considering what the UK was like in the 50's - and he knows it's human beings who make life shit for everyone else. Religion is the excuse. If you removed religion from the table, what would the excuses be for actions people or countries took?

Because of the human condition, if everyone was like you and Atheist, wars would still go on. People would still be raped. Women would still be second class citizens.

Society is the problem.

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Re: Serious question for Judge John M. Gerrard ...

Simple answer to this: Prove it.

You can no more disprove the existence of any sort of God than I can prove the existence of one.

The only way we'll both find out whether one exists or not will be when we die. At that point I'm not entirely sure I'll be able to comment on this thread to see you comment "I TOLD YOU" or whether I will be able to write "Where abouts are you in heaven? Let's have a coffee".

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Can't We All Just Get A Long?

End of the day, only blinkered people who don't accept the opinions of others will be bothered by this. And unluckily for everyone these people are Christian, Muslim, Hindu, Jews, Atheist.

Most religions - Judaism being the exception - all believe that there is a better place to go to after living on Earth. All religions believe that there is some greater body that will exact punishment or praise on to everyone on Earth. So where exactly is it your place to judge?

If you don't believe in Religion then that's fine. You know the score, you live you die, and thats it. There's nothing else beyond the here and now. So why take the piss out of someone who believes in a God and believes in an afterlife? Your spending your short time on Earth by being a dick.

If you believe in God and a Religion (which ever food based one it is) then that's fine. You know the score. You live, you die, you're judged on your actions by the body you believe in. So why are you making life difficult for people who don't believe in what you believe in? Your spending your short time on Earth, where you're being watched, by being a complete dick to someone. You aren't treating them with the respect they deserve.

The common thread with religion is that it's pretty much all the same. The people involved may be different, seen differently, but it's ultimately the same. You live, die, go to heaven or to hell. But above all you shouldn't be a dick. Be nice. It costs nothing.

And the common thread with humans, everyone wants to be liked. Everyone wants to be treated with respect. We're only here for 70ish years? Why spend that time getting annoyed at people and institutions that you don't recognise? You're not going to bring down the Vatican tomorrow, you're not going to force the closure of Mecca next week. Just suck it up, people don't have to agree with you. But it doesn't mean you should be nasty to them.

Life is too bloody short to argue the toss of events that happened thousands of years ago where no body here was around to see it. Be nice.

Job ad promises 'Meaningless Repetitive Work on the .NET Stack'

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I have .NET experience

It doesn't mean, however, I'm any good at it.

Bay Area man forced out of his $400 box home

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It's Good...

But it's not quite as good as the landlord in London who was trying to rent out a Garden shed located in the living room of their house.

Or the room, again in London, that was effectively the cubby hole under the stairs.

Or the garden shed in, guess where - London, that someone was trying to rent to me for £600 p/m a few years ago. Although, in fairness, it was a lovely shed.

USB-C adds authentication protocol

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End Of Free Charging

That'll be it now for going to the airport or pub and charging your phone up for free. And what's to say the owner can't relay adverts through the phone while you use their electricity?

It's just another step on the road back to using a Nokia 3310.

Would you let cops give your phone a textalyzer scan after a road crash?

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"While not necessarily disagreeing with your underlying sentiments what dreadful fate should be visited on those who misapply apostrophes?"

I'm having a bad day. A super bad day. It's safe to say I'm paying the price for those mistakes.

Also, yes I have made errors indicating. I'd either be a liar or Rainman to say in the 7 years I've held a license and the 25,000+ miles a year driven home and abroad I've been perfect. But I've had one crash and it was when I was on the main road and some clown came out of a side road and T-boned me.

Problem is, it's all well and good saying a dashcam will protect you, but it won't. It makes the insurance claims easier yes but it doesn't stop these fools driving in to you or involving you in a crash.

If I have an attitude problem with drivers then it's because of my age. I was 22 when I got my license and paid £2000 insurance on a £500 car. As I said, I've had one accident in my whole life which wasn't my fault. But it's me and those of my age who all get tarred with the brush that younger drivers are dangerous and it's us pushing up premiums for everyone.

It's those people who say this who will drive at 40mph on a dual carriageway that's got a speed limit of 60mph, who will be in the fast lane who won't move over. So you either stick behind them, or watch every other driver behind you under take them. Then there are the clowns (and they are clowns) who will cut across the lanes on a roundabout to go straight over, often cutting the person on the inside up. You can then drive along side them, beeping the horn as a release of frustration, only to see their left hand mirror smashed to hell, and their right hand mirror completely missing, and for them to be completely oblivious to what's going on around them.

Finally, I wasn't saying the drivers who text, call, or watch YouTube videos on their phones while driving (welcome to Birmingham) should be exempt. What I was saying is that they shouldn't be focused on as the only problem on the roads. And faults are never black and white, but if you rear end someone and your car is tested to be fine (as in tyres were fine, brakes were fine) and it's down to you arguing with someone or looking at the lovely woman/man standing at the bus stop, then it is your fault. Your full concentration has to be afforded on to the road at all times, you shouldn't have distractions. That's also in the highway code.

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I think anyone who drives regularly and at long distance can testify that the number of drivers on a phone are lower than the ABSOLUTE F**KING IDIOTS who don't know how to use their indicators, don't know how to use their mirrors, and indicate to exit a roundabout but still carry on driving around it.

In my eyes if you have an accident and it's your fault you should be banned from driving. Period. No ifs, no buts. This doesn't excuse people using mobiles while driving, you shouldn't, but those people are fewer in number than the wankers who drive Audi's, Vauxhall's, BMW's and Nissan Micra's.

The future of Firefox is … Chrome

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Here's How To Fix Firefox

1) Stop dicking around with it, stop adding more unused niche features, and just make it a really fast piece of software.

2) Repeat Step 1

Russian boffins want to nuke asteroids

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Just one thing

If we nuke an asteroid and it breaks up, the bits that have broken up could continue heading towards the Earth. All these bits would surely contain radioactive material.

Now I'm no scientist, but wouldn't the material entering the atmosphere, even if it were burnt up, still be radioactive? So we'd have avoided a holocaust involving an asteroid, but would instead inflict a nuclear holocaust on ourselves instead?

You can't dust-proof a PC with kitchen-grade plastic food wrap

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Moral of the story: Cheap is always expensive.

It's funny though I remember my Dad saying the once that the guys who would work in the office on the building site knew feck all and plenty of it. Suppose 50/60 years of working on building sites dealing with the agents and other "clowns" (as he'd put it) would make you think like that.

And this article proves it.

Furious English villagers force council climbdown over Satan's stone booty

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I thought it was "I love my brick"?

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That comment rocked my world I have to say.

'Planet nine' theory boosted by Kuiper Belt Object with odd orbit

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Re: Planet Nine?

I don't think Primark make garments that big, but I'll ask them.

What am I saying? Primark don't make garments. They make rags.

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Planet Nine?

Well, it's Planet Ten for a start. But when can we start calling it Nibiru?

Teen tricks leaky Valve into publishing hot new Steam game: Watching Paint Dry

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FAIL

Valve Review Games?

If anyone here watches Nerd3 channel on YouTube, then we all know that this is bullshit.

If you haven't, search for a game called Air Control. Utter tosh, and "This game costs real money".

FBI: Er, no, we won't reveal how we unmask and torpedo Tor pedos

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Re: I am all for...

Surely them saying "We won't tell you how we did it, we just know you did it" could be used against them in terms of entrapment? Could be very easy to blame the FBI for planting evidence. It's not like that hasn't happened before.

Computers shouldn't smoke. Cigarettes aren't healthy for anyone

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It really is a shame that Peter Molyneux has let himself go like that.

MH-370 search loses sharpest-eyed robot deep beneath the waves

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Re: Waste Of Time - satellites

"Did you actually read the New Scientist article? There are only a limited number of satellites, and even the NRO ones are going to be looking elsewhere. Why would they watch a random bit of the Indian Ocean?"

That we know of or are told about.

And why wouldn't they? A bloke I used to play rugby with served as a submariner for 15 years, and he told me once that when a Russian submarine goes underwater a UK and US submarine go down at the same time. No one trusts anyone, so if you're that paranoid you'll look at every single little bit of the world no matter how arse end out of the way it is.

It's that thinking of "ah no one will go there" that allowed Japan to bomb the crap out of Pearl Harbour without being detected.

Dodgy software will bork America's F-35 fighters until at least 2019

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You scared yet Russia?

No.... I didn't think you would be..