* Posts by Cameron Colley

2226 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2007

Council worker develops PC energy-saving program

Cameron Colley

Why didn't someone tell me?

If I'd have realised that nobody knew how to completely shut down a machine programatically I'd have patented the idea and made myself a fortune.

Oh, I forgot, remote shutdown has been possible for years. Why is this supposed to be an innovation?

NASA's drunken astronaut report released

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RE: Who cares!

Quite! I can only echo some of the comments above -- I would nee a few drinks inside me before I strapped myself into a huge, computer-controlled explosive device headed for orbit.

I haven't lost any respect for these people just because they're as human as the next person.

The terrorists I party with

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Thank You!

It's great to read an article by a journalist who isn't recycling the same old FUD.

Until more people start printing, and reading, articles like this the terrorists will have won. Every time I hear an announcement about vehicles being banned form stations, or similar, I know we live in a state controlled by terrorism.

Is more bandwidth really the answer?

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Latency? Or DNS?

"It takes anywhere from 2 to 7 seconds for a satellite image of the UK or Europe to start to load and the first request of the day is always the slowest."

2 to 7 seconds, to me, sounds high for a latency problem (a lot more than 100mS, for instance) -- are you sure the Met Office images aren't from another domain or sub-domain and this isn't a DNS issue? There is also the possibility that the delay is caused by a lookup from a database that feeds the site.

Masturbating lag cops 60 days' extra porridge

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Why do we take the piss out of Americans again?

It seems that the US can't help but give us examples of their prudish, puritanical mindset. Wouldn't someone signing up to become a guard in a prison containing male inmates expect this kind of behaviour and, more importantly, why did she have to look at the offending area of the screen which, if the CCTV I've seen is anything to go by, will be a very small area anyway?

Mobile-mast danger is all in your head

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RE: Was the test determining whether the RF was dangerous, or just detectable?

If you read the article again, you'll find they were determining whether some people who claim they can detect RF can actually detect RF -- I suspect this is because the most vociferous anti-mast people claim to have this ability.

What the study seems to show is that these people cannot "detect" RF any better than could be attributed to chance.

Perhaps you ought to contemplate this result next time you feel the need to leave the room whilst transferring files over your WLAN. You might also wish to think about this study next time you spend any time near to a police car (at traffic lights, for instance), or walking through an area populated with offices.

Breakfast with bin Laden

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RE: Stupid Americans?

As other people have pointed out -- the vast (voting) majority of this country are just as stupid and controlled.

While I like a "dumb American" jibe as much as the next Englishman, suggesting that the US public are stupid without mentioning our current government could be seen as Blair/Brown propaganda to distract us from our own totalitarian regime.

Google nabs aerial camera company

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Oops...

Seems I missed one of these ;~) off my post after the Simpsons reference.

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I, for one, welcome our Google Overlords!!!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, privacy doesn't work.

Vote now for the ultimate 'nom de sex'

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What about...

...Randy Thrust?

New generator means fresh air on the ISS

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I have to ask...

...which crew member had to get married to a hairy alien in return for the oxygen generation unit?

NEC boffins develop 3D paint, spray it on laptops

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RE:When there's a magnetic field?

That was my first thought too -- then I realised that the magnetic field is most likely only applied while the paint is drying and, once the paint has dried, the pattern is fixed in place and the filed is no longer required.

And the winner is...the laptop!

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Different tools, different jobs.

I think both PDA-type devices and laptops both have their uses. My Blackberry will keep me in touch, and abreast of any alerts or other drama -- but, obviously, if I'm going to make some changes to the system I'm going to want to VPN in on a laptop.

For personal use too, I find a mobile device to be useful for checking bank balances, emailing friends, checking the status of my web site and the like -- though for that I prefer a Windows Mobile Device (HTC Universal), as there seems to be more freeware available than for the blackberry, frighteningly, IE on Windows Mobile seems better than the browser on the Blackberry 8800.

Another day, another iPhone rumour

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..as HTC preps 3G phones?

The HTC device I'm posting on uses UMTS which, I am lead to believe, is 3G?

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RE: All talk - no data

I'm not sure about HSDPA, as my device desn't support it, but I'm posting this over UMTS from Leeds city centre. I agree, coverage could be better, as it can be patchy, but 3G is available Leeds.

I'm not that thrilled by the idea of the iPhone anyway, but not having UMTS and HSDPA nowadays is just pathetic.

Portable bots get cattleprod zapguns, hover capability

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Rat Brains?

Make the robots nuclear-powered, and faster, and use dog brains instead and you might be onto a winner...

iPhone contract charges unveiled

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About right for a Mac?

Seems, exchange rates and text-charging aside, to be a bit more that I'm paying for an HTC Wizard. So,about what I'd expect for Apple Vs Microsoft.

I'll stick with being able to use 3rd party applications and an SDK, thanks, until Linux becomes viable at least.

DVD ripping to be rendered impossible?

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RE: I don't care

Same here. I do buy non DRM CDs, but won't buy any media with DRM, so if CDs ever gain DRM I'll just acquire my music some other way, as I already do my films...

Hacking WoW and the pursuit of knowledge

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So what...

People play a game and are stupid enough to value virtual objects in real money, so others fleece them. I don't see the problem.

"real estate" in any virtual world can be almost infinite nowadays -- only an idiot would pay for a small piece of infinity. "magic items" are just small pieces of code and are only rare because nobody's duplicated them -- once again, you're an idiot for paying for something that someone has contrived to be rare. Real-world objects, like the aforementioned Rolex, are made in limited quantity due to restrictions on materials and labour (OK, and a tiny amount of contrivance). A Rolex cannot be devalued by a fake -- unless one buys it as a status symbol, anyone who does has my sympathy.

Lag caught with phone charger up jacksie

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I can't believe you missed...

... the chance to joke about his surname.

Dutch police arrest 111 West Africans in 419 clampdown

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Put simply...

My dear old mother taught me, amongst other things, that you never get something for nothing and that people do things to help themselves, not you.

If you live by this, you're not going to fall for many scams -- I'l repeat: falling for a 419 makes you greedy or stupid -- even the senile have à healthy level of paranoia.

Cameron Colley

Re: Re: Gullibility

"As any good conman will tell you (or would if it wouldn't damage his business model), it's the people who think they can't be conned who are the easiest to con.

When you gloat about the gullibility of others, you lose sight of your own weaknesses and one day, if you're unlucky, some conman will find your buttons and press them all at once. After a full spin cycle, he'll have you completely cleaned and dried out."

Are you not aware that there is a difference between a well thought-out con, that can work on even the most intelligent of people, and a 419 email?

Those who fall for 419 scams are not taken in by a clever scam, they're stupid and greedy.

Pfizer worker data leaked via P2P

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RE: Blame 24x7

"ian, possibly the laptop user was a field account manager? Contact management applications like Salesforce typically have a "mini-master" loaded onto the laptop."

In that case, anyone using that software to store sensitive information is a moron, end of. To store sensitive information on a PC in a secure office isn't too bad (you only have break ins and social engineering to worry about) -- but to allow it on a laptop is idiotic.

It's frightening that, in a century where information technology is used by a huge percentage of the population, people still don't understand how valuable data is and how damaging a leak can be.

Eden laptop theft sparks ID theft fears

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Not another one...

Yet another firm has never heard of IT security, and one that handles payroll information at that.

At this rate hackers and botnet-controllers will be put out of business by opportunist thieves and brain-dead file-sharers.

Iran approves death penalty for pornographers

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The bright side...

At least a certain Heiress, who was only minimally sentenced for drink-driving, now faces the death penalty if she ever visits Iran...

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RE: Um wait a minuet

Of course we can criticise the law -- it was criticism of the law in this country (UK), that lead to our laws becoming more liberal.

As for the prisoners the US takes, I think you'll find that most sensible people agree that that is wrong too -- just because one lives in a corrupt state does not mean one should be prevented from pointing out corruption in others. If that were the case, then nobody could ever criticise a government.