* Posts by Cameron Colley

2226 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2007

Orange customers squeezed out of Facebook

Cameron Colley

Depends on your setup.

If your BES is in-house you can run the Blackberry through your own proxy servers -- that way you can block content if necessary.

http://www.blackberryforums.com/blackberry-network/17746-configure-bes-use-proxy.html

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Re: Opera.

I suspect that any proxy may work, so corporate Blackberrys from firms who allow Facebook may work also, for example.

Boffins riot as Hadron Collider upgrade is delayed

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Hugo Boss suits all around then!!!

Quick! Let's kill a few people and steal their property so we can /almost/ invent the atomic bomb and make a few basic missiles!

Or were you referring to the great science breakthroughs made in the USSR during the years of communism like, erm, something I'm sure*?

*Yes, I know something was bound to have been discovered or invented, but you could hardly call it worth the reducing of most of the population to a life of drudgery akin to slavery worth it.

Microsoft: IE9 will never run on Windows XP

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"...no reason to stick with XP"?

Are they giving out Windows 7 free now? With guaranteed support for legacy hardware and software?

Weird, because I thought if my PC worked, and did what I need, spending a hundred quid to update the OS and potentially loosing access to old apps was a bad move?

Twitter airport bomb joker loses second job

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RE: minor misconception there fella

In a perfect world where everyone did everything expected of them you have a point.

However, people will have sex with other people outside of marriage -- even supposed catholics can, and do, give in to weakness. A good catholic, however, on giving in to weakness and having sex outside of marriage will not want to compound this by wearing a condom -- it's also a pretty good excuse not to wear on if you don't want to.

You see, carrying condoms and being prepared to use them is an intellectual decision -- having sex because you're a little drunk, or bored, or just plain horny is not an intellectual decision.

There is also the fact that catholicism is responsible for quite a lot of anti-condom feeling around the world -- making it harder for non catholics to get condoms.

So I stand by my point that the catholic church is encouraging the passing on of STIs -- it might not be a stated policy, but that's the net result.

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British justice at its finest.

A man who has done nothing wrong is now unemployable -- that about sums up the idiocy of this country's legal system.

In other news, the head of an organisation founded on theft, murder and torture, which is known to cover up child abuse by its members and is happy to encourage behaviour which leads to the passing on of sexually transmitted diseases is treated like royalty.

Double standards?

Adobe urges 'caution' for 64-bit Flash player beta

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Same here on Debian 64bit.

Apart from my plugins all seem to work most of the time, using plugin compatibility reporter (they do break intermittently, but usually only until the next day's release).

That said, I never had any issues with the 64bit Alpha, beyond the high CPU usage which seems ot be common on all platforms with all versions of flash.

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I thought get_iplayer was broken?

I was told about it the day that an update went out on the site saying it was irreparably broken by the BBC turning on a new protection mechanism (or something).

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Show me an alternative and I'll use it.

If you know of another way to watch 4OD and BBC iPlayer on a PC then I'd love to hear it -- ditching Adobe would be good.

Oh, and bonus points if it plays Fantastic Contraption too.

South African police hunt Twittering speedcam spy

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OK, I'll bite.

If, however, you were swinging a hammer around a completely deserted road in the middle of the countryside you wouldn't expect to be photographed and prosecuted after the fact. In fact, even if you were in a more built up area if nobody was around, then when picked up on CCTV you'd probably only be sent home.

However, if you do 77MPH on a completely deserted stretch of road in the middle of nowhere where the only person you would kill by speeding is yourself, then you still get nicked. Yet you can drive at 30MPH past a school at chucking out time, between parked cars, and a speed camera wouldn't stop that.

I don't think most people think they should be able to go as fast as possible everywhere, most people just tend to think that real police spotting real dangerous driving is more important than cameras stopping something which may not even be dangerous.

Oh, and if people slow down for the cameras then, surely, they're doing their job by making people go slower? So, in what way is this guy preventing them working?

I suspect that the SA police are just pissed off they get less money from their cameras.

1 in 10 Americans prefer colonoscopies to PC security

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I never understood fear of hte registry.

Back when I could be arsed messing with Windows systems I'd happily add, delete and modify registry values manually, have even done it on Windows Mobile without any ill effects.

How do all these people manage to screw things up by changing the registry?

Custom superchippery pulls 3D from 2D images like humans

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3D cameras do not create 3d images.

3D cameras create 2 2D images, these are then displayed one after the other to alternate eyes -- that makes humans think that they are seeing depth. The only things that currently create 3D images are the laser-scanner type rigs and the like.

Devil manifests in Hungarian bathroom

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I see that too.

Tile cat is watching you shower?

Steve Jobs carried 'ninja throwing stars' in hand luggage

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I dislike his Jobsworth as much as the next man.

However, I am not quite sure how entering your own plane with your own possesions is a bigger terrorist threat than entering it without them, since you could have left them on board.

Ubuntu man responds to GNOME 'coattail' claims

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I'm not a *buntu user any more.

The focus on TwitFace and the like and the decisoin to be a quick-boot OS on otherwise Windows Machines also gave me reason to doubt his commitment to open source. However, one thing I do know is that he has done more to promote Linux outside of the geek crowd than anyone else I can think of, making more companies take notice of Linux and a few actually try to help.

Burglars used social network status updates to select victims

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Happened to a colleague.

They posted that they would be abroad for a week -- so a "friend" burgled their house.

With most young people today using FaceWitter and the like, it seems to stand to reason that the thieving scum amongst them use it in this way.

Amazon sells board games by inch and ounce

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I propose a new unit system.

Starting with the basic Linguine, six and a half Linguine become a Pootle, and you get 7 Pootles in a Quadod. If you need smaller you divide your Linguine into 16 Selepates, three and a quarter of which make a Sorril.

A Square Sorril of water weighs one and one seventh of a Buldy. For smaller units 17/28ths of a Buldy is a Kasoop. For larger there are 3.33333/Pi Buldys in one Orgunt.

The above is how I feel about the constant 16 of this is 14 of this, but 12 of these is one of these nonsense in Imperial units.

I'm not saying that using decimal units is perfect (perhaps Hex will end up better, or binary) but using units that need constant mixed-base calculations is just a waste of time.

Every tech market loves a monopoly

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@Daniel 1

What are you harping on about?

Most of the "nerds" I know actually like being in a minority of users of their particular OS or device. For example, for some people I know a Nokia N900 would get you great geek points, regardless of whether anyone really wanted one or not -- because it's different and clever.

Same goes for OS -- if you're in the *Ubuntu crows then, yes, you're OK because you're part of a large group -- but to be a real nerd or geek even running something as mainstream as Debian is considered a bit too normal. Tell real geeks and nerds that you're running Linux From Scratch or something like VAX or UNIX7 and then, despite being in a minority, you'll get "geek cred".

I think the people you are looking for who go from MS to Apple to whatever as fanboys are "fashion victims".

I also don't know how you reconcile "...jumping ship, the moment some new thing hoves into view..." with supporting a monopoly? Surely jumping ship stops things being a monopoly?

Cinema chain bans laptops, tablets

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Perhaps he's one of those weirdo's who work for a living?

Or, perhaps, he was to visit a friend afterwards?

Just because he had something on him doesn't mean he meant to use it in there. Do you always talk on your phone when you're in the cinema, or do you leave it outside with the staff?

As for the "...leave it in the car..." argument above -- the LS1 postcode (ie the centre of Leeds) where this cinema is located has one of the highest car-crime rates in the country. Plus, some of us don't use our cars to go to the city centre and some people even live there!!!!!!

Smartbook done to death by Apple iPad

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Unhappy

Yet another thing to hate Apple and its Fanbois for.

I have been awaiting, admittedly with some scepticism, the arrival of the new Linux+ARM Netbooks with some excitement since they were first mentioned -- now it seems I'll never be able to buy one.

Beeb creates new global iPlayer post

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Perhaps they're going pay-per-view.

Or maybe they're looking to market "a solution" to the Cable and terrestrial providers in various countries?

Sadly I don't think they will just open the website up, as is, to visitors from anywhere.

PayPal update email 'violates own anti-phishing advice'

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I'm another who thought it was a scam.

But it reminded me to cancel my PayPal account so it's all good.

Clegg's taking away Your Freedom

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Joke

What makes you sure you're not a Morlock?

If you're in IT then, at least stereotypically, you're already a hairy troglodyte...

Koran-burning 'pastor' loses website

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I disagree.

The people in Ireland are a great example that proves what I just said. Without the ability to call someone "Catholic" or "Protestant" or, even, without the fact that the two religions are, from the outset of protestantism, at war it would have been a bit tricky to polarise people in Ireland and maybe, just maybe, whoever was the most sensible may have become the majority without the need for murder and from-birth indoctrination of children to their cause.

If it weren't for people taking these fairy stories far too seriously to the point of using one as an excuse for murder or just using them as excuses to get people to vote for them we wouldn't be in this mess.

Yes, humans are violent and will war without these books -- but doctrines like these make great mechanisms to control large numbers of people who would otherwise call you a twat and ignore you.

The reason some of these cults started in the first place seems, from their history, to be to band people together to kill another group of people, in fact.

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Nothing left out?

Do you have the bits that the popes have burned over the years then? I didn't realise that Baptists pre-dated Popes.

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Why shouldn't he?

I am not suggesting that all Muslims are fundamentalists, nor all fundamentalists terrorists -- but his point that without the Koran the attacks would not have taken place is true.

While he's at it he should burn the Bible (well, those books the Catholic church have allowed him to have in a book) as well for all the suffering that has given the world.

Perhaps those in any sort of organised religion should look to their own faith and wonder how it may be divisive and why such abuse can be carried out in its name.

New 'iPhoD' can 'adjust the speed of light by turning a knob'

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@Stuart Halliday

Gamma rays, X-Rays, ultra-violet, infra-red, microwaves, Long wave radio...

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Boffin

"... in a vacuum...".

"The speed of light in a vacuum is constant". The speed of light in other substances, however, is far from it -- otherwise eye glasses, telescopes and the like would be pretty useless.

Apple flooded by Japanese iPod battery swaps

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Perhaps I'm wrong.

But isn't "very regrettable" Japanese for "absolutely disgraceful" or similar?

Druva delivers deduping laptop backup

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Surely the answer is not putting data on laptops?

OK, so you may need things like email and document management system cache files to speed up your work (encrypted, naturally) but anything else should only be an encrypted copy of a document held in the organisation's data centre or "in the cloud" if you're into that sort of thing.

In other words the data on a laptop should be a tiny snapshot of some data that is already in a central location, not the other way around. Or are this company trying to encourage corporates to store more of their confidential and important data on laptops?

Sony updates PS3 system software

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Glad I didn't bother.

I had thought of buying a PS3 (XBox is made by MS and Wii is too childish) -- now I'm glad I saved my money.

Sony should be made to sell these consoles as long-term lease contracts which the customers have to sign -- that way people would realise just how pathetic the corporation is.

Godly Aussie MP accused of being online 'smut' junkie

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It's called "hypocrisy" and you don't want it in leaders.

Someone who is a member of the church and an opponent of pornography who actually looks at it themselves is someone you don't want in any position of authority or of trust.

Campaigning against porn then looking at it basically means he thinks that other people should be punished for something he should not be. He's a hypocritical fucktard of the highest order and puts his party into disrepute, whatever your views on pornography (personally, I like it).

German kiddies punted porn-projecting pens

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Hitler was not "right wing".

In the US sense of the world this means neing against state regulation and being for a "capitalist", "democratic" society.

It also means being pro-Christian and pro-guns for selfe defense.

Or, to put it another way, Stalin and Tony Blair were closer to Hitler in their policies than George Bush.

I hate them all, by the way, but I also hate it when people try to dispute that left wing policies can lead to dictatorships.

Air mouse targets TV - Apple to follow?

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PDAs that can replace remotes?

I've heard about them but not sure I've ever seen one. Sure, you can probably use an i/Pod/Pad/Phone/Suppository to control Apple TV, and if you use Media Centre then I dare say you can do something with some phones -- but anyone using a conventional TV is going to struggle getting the puny Infra-Red LED on their PDA or phone (if it has one) to command the TV to do anything, and that's before they've tried to find the relevant software.

Acer Stream Android smartphone

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FLAC...

I'm not sure why you would want FLAC playback on a device that only has the storage capacity for one album on-board and the ability to use a memory card with a few more on it.

Microsoft reshuffles Windows 7 Family Pack

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WTF?

'... runs out of "supplies"'?

Erm, hasn't anyone told them that this is software and, as such, can be duplicated as many times as required? I think the keyspace (if that's the right word) for the license key generation software is probably large enough that they won't run out very quickly either.

So, exactly what "supplies" could they run out of?

SEC doesn't do a Moody

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What about criminal charges?

Surely this is fraud on a large scale?

Oh, I forgot, the banks did nothing wrong it's all the fault of poor people taking up the credit card and loan offers that were shoved down their throats -- nothing to do with large scale fraud at all.

IT engineer fights spider with improvised flamethrower

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@Anonymous Coward, Tuesday 31st August 2010 22:41 GMT

You scenario does sound plausible -- but if that is what happened then:

A) The guy is a pathetic, time-whasting, wimpy arsehole for calling 999 because his pinky was sore.

b) I hope to fuck he had to pay for the time of the ambulance and fire crew as people do when they cause car accidents.

I still think this is sad example of money being thrown away due to people being far too cautious. The number of people killed over the years by smoke inhalation from the burning of a few millilitres of hydrocarbons must be minuscule -- heck, some people regularly suck butane flames through paper tubes of cancerous chemicals and nobody rushes them to hospital if they burn their finger in the process.

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Flame

Two fire crews and an ambulance?

For a couple of small burns? Why the fuck was so much time and money wasted on some guy who had an owie?

"In case he inhaled some fumes" is not an answer, by the way, unless they're now using a new propellant which suddenly turns into radioactive thallium. I know, and have read of, many people who have done similar (including myself, many times during my teens) with absolutely no ill effects -- so to my mind taking him in on the off chance something very very rare happened is akin to taking someone random off the street to hospital just in case they're about to have a heart attack.

Sony Oz mod chip dongle ban hearing delayed

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I completely disagree.

if someone "sells" someone else a product then they are handing over that product (be it hardware or software) to the other person in return for money, after which point they give up ownership of that product.

For cases of software piracy we have copyright, and for hardware copies we have patents and trademarks.

If Sony feel they must tell someone what they can or cannot do with a product then the buyer should be made to sign a perpetual lease agreement wnich contains any terms and conditions they feel appropriate.

If you sell something to someone ekse then, by definition, you no longer have any ownership of the object sold. For a goverment to say that a sale is not a sale, but a binding lease agreement without the need to provide a signed contract, ought to be unlawful and, to my mind, is a breach of the rights of those they are supposed to protect.,

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Dangerous precident indeed.

What they are effectively saying is that (for example), should Ford so decide, they could make it illegal for you to plug an iPod into the power socket of the car to charge it or that Apple could actually make it illegal for you to add an anti-scratch sticker to your iPhone.

If a court decides that someone cannot do whatever they like with a product that they purchased they purchased then the court has, effectively, handed control of the judicial system over to a private company to do with it as it wishes.

So, the question is, why are governments of so called democracies giving companies ownership of the law?

Viewsonic intros £350 7in Android tablet

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I have to agree.

When anyone suggests that these things are copying an iWhatever I can't help but recall that this is exactly how I imagined a touchscreen device would look back when mobile phones only had numeric keypads.

OK, so having a black screen border and metallic sides is a bit of a design decision -- but blandness is always going to be part of the design of something with no buttons.

Firefox 3.6.9 release candidate rocks up for sturdy testers

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Try Add-on conpatibility reporter?

Apart from a couple of nightly builds a few weeks ago breaking with NoScript and AddBlock I have 4.04b working fine with my add-ons.

I wouldn't mind, but I only started using it so I could get a 64bit version of FF running under Debian...

Police extend detention of e-voting critic

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Yet another shithole dictatorship.

When will the wankers in charge of these countries* realise that, generally, countries gain wealth by being free not by being fucked by the government?

*luckily the UK, where I reside, is just escaping being one.

LG: big, bendy e-paper screens out by year's end

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Agreed, but I'd go further.

Fit one of these with a transponder and wireless power antenna and you could change all your pictures simply by aiming a remote control at them. Fit a small battery and you could update them from a central location.

Royal Society opens inquiry into why kids hate tech

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Oh, Oh, may I join in?

Apache/2.2.9 (Debian) mod_apreq2-20051231/2.6.0 mod_perl/2.0.4 Perl/v5.10.0

Pupils find teacher's abuse images

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@Liam Johnson

That's kind of a corollary of what I am saying.

If the images don't involve any abuse -- then why are they illegal? If no child was harmed, then exactly what is the guy being punished for?

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The police are still investigating, right?

Or are they happy to have a conviction for possession of images so they can't be bothered finding out who produced them and stopping any possible abuse?

True Utility Scarab and KeyTool micro multi-tools

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Locking blades are useless in the UK.

Unless you plan on only using them in the privacy of your own home. The powers that be here decided you are not allowed to carry any knife with a locking blade in public without "good reason" -- and from what I can gather "I'm worried about cutting my fingers should I need to use this on a rare occasion" doesn't wash.

Microsoft punts 'significant' Office for Facebook update

Cameron Colley

Ok, I'll bite.

College students are not always the best judges of what is the right way to do things. For example, I'll bet that a good many college students used Kazaa back in the day when it pretty much guaranteed that malware would infect your PC the moment it was installed (OK, exaggeration, but I hope you see the point).

College students also, no doubt, will post stupid pictures and slanderous comments on their facebook pages -- let's hope they don't regret them when their prospective employer sees them.

Most of the people who comment against facebook and Office on here probably do so because their experience in the IT world has made them cynical and mistrusting. Years of problems with Office and reading news stories and forum posts of people being "owned" and having their the embarrassments of their lives laid bare can do that to a person.

Microsoft were bound to jump on the Facebbok bandwagon and, yes, college students may well like it -- but that doesn't mean it's a good idea any more than doing beer bongs or setting off a fire extinguisher in the corridor.