* Posts by Cameron Colley

2226 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2007

Euro report slates wireless comms, recommends smoke and mirrors

Cameron Colley

Have they actually found someone who is "Electrosensitive" then?

If not I think that alone should be enough to write the whole report off as bullshit.

Google slips open source JPEG killer into Gmail, Picasa

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RE: So..

It's OK, I will explain to you, since it is obvious that you have been living outside of modern society fro some years.

In many countries, especially the United States Of America, they have things called "patents" -- this is a kind of "bagsy" people can have on something that they think they may make money from at a later date -- a kind of bet if you will. So, people who disagree with this kind of blatant abuse of power tend to look to other ways of doing things, which aren't covered by these so-called patents.

Oddly, Google prefer to move away from patents -- but to do so they have to register patents then "open" them.

With this type of strategy google will own the world's data and the world will be a worse place. But nobody else seems to care, so I wouldn't worry your pretty little head about it.

Firefox 5 beta slapped on Mozilla conveyer belt

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@binsamp

Have you tried Lynx?

Read-only nation: can Open Source change the British way?

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Fatal flaw, perhaps not.

But I know that when the economy went through the floor the IT department I work in couldn't take advantage of open source because of severe Windows lock-in. Less reliance on Microsoft in the years before would have meant that Linux desktops would have been a real, and much cheaper, choice than renewing some extremely expensive MS licenses, or at least been a bargaining chip to bring the price increases down -- that could have saved a few jobs in the IT department.

So, not a fatal flaw, but certainly an expensive strategy.

Hollywood to 'retell' Carrie

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Surely it will be 3D also?

Perhaps it should be set in the UK, or Italy, to be truer to the original too?

Mozilla to shift 12m surfers off 2-year-old Firefox 3.5

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Did anyone think to pay Mozilla?

I mean, since Microsoft almost support Windows XP all these years after perhaps, if the 3.5 holdouts all pay Mozilla $20 or so they'll keep supporting it. Worth a shot?

Heck, I moan about free and/or GNU software all the time but expecting an organisation to provide a number of versions of a free application seems a little needy.

Designer punts ultimate customisable keyboard

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Erm, did you see the pictures?

It is being pitched as having "an ergonomic layout". Which means less finger movement into a hard surface. My point being that more finger movement onto real buttons seems to have saved my fingers and tendons from aches.

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Ouch!

I have found that not being able to type as quickly and consistently on an "ergonomic keyboard" has actually cut the pain I feel due to typing all day -- leading me to think that the bad habits I learned making me reach for keys with the wrong finger are a good thing and giving my hands a break (learned to use a computer years ago but never took to touch typing due to crap coordination). Making a keyboard which requires only minimal, short, movements onto a hard surface sounds bad to me.

Europe promises immigration action as North Africa moves

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@cozappz

Except having to produce ID at a border isn't giving up any liberty -- it's just giving up some convenience. As I posted, in most countries in Schengen it's probably mandatory to carry ID anyhow, and having some on you when abroad could be jolly useful anyhow.

It's not about safety either -- it's about not having to build more and more refugee camps and not having to spend money putting people through the deportation process.

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Agreed.

Done properly it's no more hassle than a toll booth and many member countries make it mandatory to carry an ID card anyhow. Heck, even when it's not mandatory in either the country you're going from or the country you're going to you may still want to carry ID even if it's just a drivers license to prove to traffic police you can drive, or a passport to use when flying at your destination or when leaving Schengen.

Porn found in Osama bin Laden compound

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How pathetic is the US government?

No idea if there was porn or not, but either way -- who cares? I'm sure that even General Bush and St Obama have some porn somewhere.

This wouldn't b a story apart from it highlighting that "Reuters and ABC News" are some kind of religion rather than news companies.

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While I agree it's her body and her business.

I'd hardly call having two enormous bags of plastic implanted under your skin "breasts". I also find them an odd thing for anyone to take enough interest in to interview the woman -- well, apart from a psychiatrist perhaps.

Impatient punters trade PS3s for Xbox 360s

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RE: Written before reading??

Nope, I read two anti-gamer out of the few posts at that time (making up about 20% of the posts at that time) and didn't think I needed to name names. Though, as you say, it is also in response to those who have posted similar on similar threads.

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Why all the hate for video gamers?

Should they be hanging out in the pub getting pissed every night, or do you mean they should be reading Shake Staff or climbing Everest every day? Or, perhaps, they should be watching telly?

I take it you video game haters are all up doing charity work all night with your adopted kids, or looking for the cure for cancer?

OK, so not all of us like video games, and some people take everything a little too far -- but I don't see how this is any worse than missing your local pub being shut and using another, or watching DVDs because the TV signal is off.

I know of a few people who have gone back to X-Box because their PS3 is useless for the games they play -- all are well-paid well-adjusted professionals with families and social lives. Why does everyone assume that a person who loves gaming a lot is an addicted 15 year old who needs to get out more?

Facebook pulls plugs on Mark Zuckerberg’s Facebook profile

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Oh, damn, you mean this is appearing on Facebook, AC?

Or do you mean El Reg say I'm a dumb fuck and a bitch? Oh, you mean the firm I work for are in breach of the DPA and have handed my details over to advertisers in return for my use of a phone? Seriously, how do you know that?

Oh, I see, you're trying to be clever.

Nothing you're expected to have or use in relation to your job should force you to give details to a reckless, foreign third-party marketing firm.

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I think you just admitted to breach of contract.

I gave the Ts and Cs of Facebook a brief going over and from what I saw you have to give a real name in order to comply.

At work I care about work and not party invites, but that may just be me. I take your point about it being a way of communicating but it's not efficient and it's also a little conflicted between being personal, public and business and, in my opinion at least, doesn't do any properly.

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@stucs201

Except a telephone doesn't involve giving your personal details to, and helping to create content for, a man who views you a dumb fuck and a bitch.

A telephone is also a good business communication tool, and one that many places of work provide you with for internal or external use. The fact that some bosses assume you do the aforementioned unpaid content creation work in your spare time and want to tell them all about your life is a little different.

Oh, yes, also Facebook is not a communication medium it is but one use of a thing called the world wide web which, in turn, is a subset of the communication medium called the internet.

Cameron Colley

This highlights a major problem with Facebook.

That people expect you to have an account.

People look at you funnily in social situations when you tell them you haven't signed up and people at work think you "odd". There are even people who seem to expect employees to have Facebook accounts and join the company group.

It's a very sad state of affairs when people are expected to sign up as content creators for a marketing firm to appear "normal".

Microsoft claims Windows Azure appliances exist

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Is this a "revolution" based on a Visio symbol?

I can't help but think that the only reason all this stuff is called "cloud" is because of the Visio symbol most often used to denote anything "out there" on the internet rather than under control on a LAN.

Panasonic SC-HTB520 soundbar

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Most TV speakers I heard were crap.

I know there are some exceptions but most people I knew who went for a larger-than-normal TV, or updated to Widescreen, or whatever used separate speakers and amps.

If you're spending a stupid amount of money on a large HD set and you don't have a separate sound setup then I would think you'd be in the minority.

Israeli hover-jeep returns to flight testing

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I may be wrong.

I thought the main source of very loud noise from helicopters was due to the angled blades hitting each other's wake vortices rather than the air shifted? You can just push air with a fan fairly quietly in comparison.

Nude gardener's arse hauled into court

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It really is sad to live in a country like this.

It's pretty fucking pathetic that in a supposed "modern, democratic, enlightened" country that the law persecutes people for not happening to wear clothes.

Ten... fantasy gadgets you wish you owned

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I could go for a Lucy Liu 'bot, as show on Futurama.

And a Rat Thing would make an excellent home security system. Which reminds me there are a few uses I could think of for Reason too...

PC rental store hid secret spy hardware in laptop, suit says

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Why pictures?

Do you know all the local crims and where they live and hang out? Also, how do you know the machine will be internet connected before the OS is wiped?

Boffins develop method of driving computers insane

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According to Neal Stephenson it would work great in a car alarm.

As long as you get Jipi to calm it down.

Reg reader lost for words over blank HP keyboard

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It's not the same at all.

On a Piano the "D" key is always next to the "C#" key -- regardless of intonation and if you drop-tune a semitone, for example, you would probably still use the same key for the same note on the stave as would the rest of the musicians.

The only way it could be the same is if you made the black keys a full tone after the white ones, made a note appear to the right of a lower one or deliberately tuned the whole piano up or down a tone or so to change the range of notes available -- but the last would still cause almost anyone to be a little confused and is hardly "normal", though it's still just playing one note to the right rather than hitting a key in a completely different location every so often during a piece.

Cell site data sinks into black hole of local bureaucracy

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That's in an ideal world.

In the real world Telco's are scum and getting any information from them is next to impossible.

So, since someone has the data it can't be that hard to simply make the file available on a website. The Local Authority don't have to do any conversion or either format of the file or of the data itself -- all this could be done by any number of bored CS students or other assorted geeks. It's not that hard to receive a file, virus scan it, then post it on a web page next to a disclaimer.

Seagate to unveil 'perfect iPad companion'

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You mean a blender, surely?

Or is the hammer just to get it into the blender?

Want an untracked Android? Here’s how

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@turnip handler

Not only do some burglars operate this way, so do some robbers -- though admittedly it's generally using Twitter if the reports are anything to go by. I think a "famous rapper" or "hipity hop star" was even a victim of this.

Spotify's new desktop client cuts off iTunes

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@NightFox

I was paraphrasing for brevity.

It means that you don't have to pay for Spotiy and then buy another copy -- which I take it you would probably do in iTunes in this day and age, especially if you owned an Apple product and wanted the music quickly.

Christ on a bike -- Apple users aren't half tetchy. My comment wasn't anti-Apple it was pro-Spotify, pro-choice and anti-having-to-buy-something-you-already-paid-to-use-from-a-paid-for-lease-service.

In fact, in allowing this Apple went up a little in my estimation, which I freely admit is still low.

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That's becasue it isn't a replacement.

It's a replacement for having to buy every song you want to listen to from iTunes. In other words: it stops you having to pay twice for all your music or do without the convenience of Spotify.

Ohio cops taze naked marathoneer

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@Cazzo Enorme.

That is verpry odd -- I've heard of many accounts of people being harassed by police in the UK.

Can you get some kind of event license here or something?

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Not only in the USA...

I suspect that trying to run a marathon in the nude in the UK would have you tackled to the floor and jumped upon by police with CS and batons shouting "Stop Resisting!".

I'm not in which countries running nude through the streets is considered acceptable -- though, personally, I think it should be acceptable everywhere.

Natty Narwahl: Ubuntu marine mammal not fully evolved

Cameron Colley

You could try Debian.

I got fed up with a couple of choices made by Canonical a few releases ago -- one was to use Pulse Audio and the others I forget. So, I decided to give Debian a go. I'm not saying it's the best distro, as that's a personal thing, but since Debian is what Ubuntu is based on you'll find it more familiar than most other distro's.

That said, if you're not as lazy as me then learning about other distro's will be time well spent I'm sure.

Rackspace backtracks over toff-proof sign-up process

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The email address makes sense.

Your credit card number is checked and an error is returned if it doesn't match the other details you give -- there is no way that anyone can check that you entered your email address correctly (other than asking you to reply to an email sent to it, and even that only means you got the domain correct).

I agree about the over-checking though -- some moron where I work forced SMTP addresses to only be of the form <firstname>.<lastname>@wherever.com so anyone with a slightly different form caused errors which propagated across several systems.

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My apostrophe's are not your's so go away!

My punctuation is second to none.

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Reminds me of hte hell that is Apostrophe's in SMTP addresses.

Can't find an RFC to point the moaning "customer" at so have to allow them -- then systems like third-party spam and virus filtering won't accept them in logins and web forms etc. have problems with the address. Never had problems with hyphens though.

Barnes & Noble answers Microsoft's anti-Android suit

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So, who are Microsoft paying off?

Which US senators are in the pocket of MS? All of them? The US seems to be the biggest threat to innovation there is right now -- it's a damn shame they're fucking things up for those of us who don't even live there. The world should boycott US products until they get their house in order and sack the paid-for government and get a proper one.

Iomega Home Media Network Cloud Edition 1TB drive

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Not sure this is the product you mean to rant at.

This is a device to be used to back up a home computer and store a little media -- so if it dies either you'll have the original PC or the media will be in some way retrievable (depending on its copyright status and how it got onto the disc in the first place).

It's also supposed to be "cloud" so your photographs, for example, will be stored in one or more "clouds" as well as being on the device.

Oh, and as to RAID5 -- my current main home partition is on one but I'm not sure why since

I worked out that there's a good chance that if a drive fails one of the others in the pack could fail not long after and the stress of rebuilding a RAID could be just the trigger.

I don't think any devices of the type reviewed here are "backup" devices -- they're convenient ways of sharing data. All serious backups are off-site.

Google Linux servers hit with $5m patent infringement verdict

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I'll say it again.

If you're a technology company doing well without having to sell in the US then please do not sell to them.

Selling anything in the US means paying bribes to the government-owning incumbents any time you do anything vaguelly clever.

Someone in the US needs to scrap the corrupt patent system and start allowing invention -- until then the rest of the world should keep out and let them fuck around trying to please their corporate masters.

Winfrasoft touts pattern-based password alternative

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I knew you'd get there in the end.

They use alternative methods -- much like this will likely allow "normal" passwords and a screen reader instead. Token systems also allow permanent passwords instead of tokens.

Most systems of authentication nowadays offer a couple of ways of doing things.

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So how do blind people use number generating tokens?

How do dyslexic or colour blind or visually impaired people use Capcha?

Answer those and you've answered your own question.

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I think some are misunderstanding how this works.

From what I can see the user does not click on the grid at all (so no problem for touch screens) but merely "mentally" traces their pattern on the grid and enters the appropriate numbers. This would go some way to eliminating shoulder surfing too (provided users don't move the mouse to remember) since if I used the number 1 it may be found in many squares of the grid so even someone seeing the numbers and the grid wouldn't know for certain what the pattern is.

[Incidentally this reminds me of the advice a few years ago to use the same digit twice in PINs since an attack to find the PIN would only return the digits used in a PIN but not their order or frequency. Does anyone know if that is still applicable?]

Firefox needs heavy hitter Linux power

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RE: Errm

As someone who uses Opera on and off, and has done for several years, I know very well it is free to download and, whilst I'm not keen on it myself, I know it's a decent browser.

What I was referring to is that Opera is not open source or free and people do pay to include it on device builds.

I can't believe my first pro-Opera post ever got such a negative response.

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I can't belive I'm about to type this.

But what about Opera? It's well received on Andriod and has its many fans on the desktop. Sure, it's not as widely used as Firefox, but it does tend to be more secure and more innovative and people may actually pay for it. Opera also got its name seen by persuading the EU to force MS to allow a browser to be chosen. For a minority player Opera is politically pretty strong, you only have to read some comments on El Reg to see that.

Forget China and India, Sweden is tech's superpower

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Unhappy

I may well join you both.

Men jeg snakke ikke svensk...

Got a buck to send M Night Shyamalan to film school?

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Don't know about anyone else.

I criticise because it's fucking annoying.

Take the example I used before of Ridley Scott's Gladiator -- that film would have been a great epic of our time if he just learned how to use something other than close-ups and quick cuts in action sequences.

I view it as a bit like criticising a restaurant where the plate was cold or they overcooked the vegetables or, in Shayamalan's case burned the steak -- ruining something which had potential.

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RE: Ridley Scott?

I think Ridley Scott can only direct in the dark. Alien and Blade Runner were very atmospheric and the close-ups and cutting made them claustrophobic but the situation allowed for it. When you're filming an epic gladiatorial battle in a colosseum you surely want to create a feeling of awe and epic size, not a sense that they're fighting in a phone box against lions emerging from the ground in what has to be the worst piece of CGI since 100 Million BC.

I think he's a one-trick pony -- though a bloody good one-trick pony.

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I thik I'm the only person who found The Last Airbender fun to watch.

It sure beat the heck out of the other film named Avatar.

Sixth Sense was OK, and Unbreakable was at least novel and quite fun. The Village was just dull and obvious and The Happening is a potential candidate for worst film ever "OMG IT'S THE TREES!!! THE TREES!!!!!" pretty much sums up that story.

If anyone needs to go to film school I think it's Ridley Scott -- so that he can learn that cutting every half second during an action scene does not make it "fast-paced" it makes it impossible to watch and shit. Gladiator was ruined by the over use of quick cuts and stupid up-close camera angles which made the film claustrophobic and choppy.