* Posts by Andy

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Nasty JavaScript code can zap new iPhone, iPod Touch

Andy

Jailbreak ahoy?

"It's considered possible that the exploit might also allow miscreants to load and run code on the handset"...

Here's hoping. Would be useful to have an exploit like this for jailbreaking purposes. The way 1.1.1 was jailbroken involved a tiff exploit, of course - which was then patched as part of the process. Perhaps this will lead to a similarly easy way to get 3rd party apps onto the phone unofficially. Although, it's probably harder - both for well- and ill-intentioned exploitation - now that applications don't run as root.

Apple iPhone storms world smartphone biz

Andy

@ Jonathon Green:

Pretty huge. There will even be official ones, soon. ;)

You obviously missed the point of my comment, though. The device has so much more in common with other "smartphones", particularly in the philosophy behind it and the way it works, than it does with other "dumb" phones; you have to be a moron, a pedant, or just flamebaiting to try to claim it's not a smartphone.

Jon Winter: Ouch. I think Nokia's build quality has been steadily dropping over the last ten years. Every phone I've had from them has broken more quickly than the last. To the point, in fact, that my N80 had 5 repairs in under a year, including a complete rear-section replacement (which was misaligned inside so none of the buttons worked); finally it was replaced, with a factory-fresh model sporting an incorrectly connected screen which cuts out if you touch the wrong place or hold it at the wrong angle. I haven't even bothered to ask for another repair.

Andy

"Smartphone" is a silly term anyway

... and I'll bet it was coined as a marketing speak nothing-word, and had a definition retrofitted. It feels like that kind of word. The iPhone is clearly in the same class as the Nokia N Series et al.

I do rather suspect that the next version of the iPhone will be more successful worldwide, and not so much because of any new features it offers. Apple need to establish themselves in the public consciousness as a phone maker, particularly here in Britain where we're so suspicious of new things.

16GB iPhone to launch today

Andy

Two people?

That actually *is* pretty crowded for an O2 store, at least it is here in Derby!

Tiscali executes stealth LLU migrations

Andy

Tiscali are bandits

Their customer service reps will lie to you repeatedly; even the England-based staff further up the chain are happy to mislead you.

Was with them last year. I cancelled my direct debit to them well before the end of the contract. They've been too inept to follow up so far; it's been 9 months.

Microsoft's smiley browser face turns sour

Andy
Alert

To all those saying, "it's no work at all" -

The complaint against this comes from the Web Standards Project's comments that this should be extended to other browsers. If you read the links, the Safari team shoot this down as it basically involves maintaining many sets of rendering modes for them - old "version XX compatible" ones and new standards-compliant modes. The idea is retarded, because it doubles the workload for very little gain, makes the codebase less portable, and makes it harder to learn.

Andy

Such a terrible idea

However, I'd be all for a better way to target browsers with custom CSS - that put the onus on web developers, not browser builders. An [if Safari] directive, or [if IE > 6] for instance.That way, there's no need to maintain multiple modes in the renderers, just directives to read only the appropriate CSS files. Would make it so much easier - and safer - to correct for rendering bugs, instead of using hacks or javascript detection (which is fraught with difficulty).

Maybe that's a terrible idea too, though.

Apple's iPhone numbers do not add up

Andy
Stop

Forget about the June thing

Apple said 10m by the end of 2008, which they're (more than) on track for if you crunch the numbers. I bet unlocking rates are much higher than they're willing to let on, though.

Nokia grabs 40% of phone market for first time

Andy

I'd be interested to see...

...the sales figures for individual models. Didn't Apple say they wanted a 1% share in the market?

Tiscali hits 'undo' after bandwidth throttling chokes iTunes

Andy

Tiscali are bandits

Stay well away! Was with them for months. Essentially, visiting a site like YouTube - which has moderately high bandwidth requirements - between 6 and 11pm warranted a warning letter about overusage... on their 'unlimited' packages! Not to mention the ~3 months of tech support pestering to get them to reconnect our service - during which time they were quite happy to charge me the full service cost.

O2 misses iPhone targets

Andy

3G? Meh.

The iPhone's EDGE connection is faster than any 3G phone I've ever owned (this is not an exaggeration), because of a combination of a piss-poor 3G network over here, slow phones that can't render pages at anything above glacial speed, and possibly the number of handsets on the network (seeing as the iPhone pretty much has the EDGE network to itself). Anyway, the iPhone has wifi too...

Couldn't give a damn if you like the iPhone or not (though it sounds like most of the people bashing it haven't tried it - it's really not about the feature list, it's the software, stupid) but can we please stop pretending 3G is some kind of network nirvana? It's slow at best.

Apple targeted in DRM monopoly suit (again)

Andy

Sigh...

Haven't people learned that this particular money-"earning" trick doesn't work? This has been tried too many times...

Not to mention that to stand any chance of working, it needed to be done before iTunes and other stores began selling DRM-free tracks, so it's a year too late. Retard.

T-Mobile unlocks iPhone, charges €999

Andy

Surprise surprise

This almost certainly will be worthless to the hacking community anyway, as it will simply involve using the handset's unique unlock code - the infrastructure for this has been in place since day one.

This is kind of a dead end, and doesn't change anything at all for those of us without €999 spare; though no doubt there will be no end of brainless stories and comments suggesting that this changes things for better or worse.

BBC HD channel gets green light

Andy

Bitrates:

Current Freeview is offered as mpeg2, a technology that's decades old and ridiculously wasteful of bandwidth. While we're mucking with TV standards so much mpeg2 should be dumped, to go with H.264; that could deliver 720p at ~6-8Mbps, 1080p at ~10-12. That's 2 or 3 current channels, respectively, and with considerably fewer blocky/smeary compression artefacts than on current Freeview.

My fear is that although H.264 is supposed to be the eventual aim, the size of the installed base of current-gen, incompatible Freeview boxes will mean that the move will be resisted and "delayed" indefinitely by the authorities, meaning we actually benefit virtually nothing from the move to digital.

Testers give iPhone virtual keyboard the thumbs down

Andy

This sentence tells us all we need to know:

"While the iPhone's corrective text feature helps, this data suggests that iPhone users who have owned the device for a month still make about the same number of errors as the day they got it."

It takes a week or more to get used to the iPhone keyboard. You make so many mistakes on the first day that it's virtually unusable. I'm as quick as I've ever been with other handsets, now. And the autocorrect feature is scarily accurate - in fact the only time it's got anything wrong for me is when "bugger" became "bigger"... Obviously those Yanks aren't used to proper English, eh?

This study seems to be very poorly constructed, as by the sound of things it doesn't allow any of the handsets to perform to their full potential. Not to mention, of course, the stupidly small size of the study.

Black holes blamed for super-charged cosmic rays

Andy

Awesome

Now I can stop lying awake at night thinking about it.

Macs seized by porn Trojan

Andy

@Abdul:

That'd be Boot Camp, mate, not Boot Cap (whatever one of those is). Your last paragraph is hilarious.

So, let me get this straight: the idea is to trick users into installing malicious software? Wow, that's genius. People have been doing that for years, to Mac and PC users alike. This is news when it can be done without my knowledge.

iTunes battles Amazon with DRM-free price drop

Andy

Mistakes corrected:

"Even the 'DRM' free stuff has the 'convert to mp3' menu item blocked." - this is simply wrong. I just converted an iTunes Plus track to verify.

Also, the price drop does apply to the UK. Please learn to read press releases.

Lawmaker shows nudie pic to high school seniors

Andy

What I'd like to know...

...is why the image in question wasn't reproduced here? Surely the world deserves to see the truth!

Open source development goes Mac-tastic

Andy

My word.

"Apple's Macintosh - arguably the ultimate in closed and proprietary systems"

Quite a feat, seeing as how Xcode, the Apple-designed, best-in-class development environment for OS X, has been completely free, for anyone, for many years. Macs have always allowed 3rd party development. Please don't post crap like this.

The fact that anyone can see this is rubbish leads one to assume it's simply flamebait. Congratulations. I'll await your retraction (ha ha).

Man sues God

Andy

Deja vu

Did he just heard about the Romanian convict who sued God, too? (I read that story yesterday - to be honest, it's much funnier than this loser.)

The iPhone arrives, but is O2 being taken for a ride?

Andy

To the fellow having N80 troubles:

I feel your pain. Worst phone I've ever owned. My first model had a recurring problem with the speaker - which came back every time it was repaired - so I couldn't make calls, whoops. The second model was entirely misaligned internally, which meant that half the buttons didn't work. I finally picked up yet another N80 this last week, and the screen has loose connections so that it continually loses power or the video feed from the handset. Shockingly poor design.

Andy

title goes here

Anyone who makes comments about how the iPhone is "just another phone", or lacking in features, or does just the same things as their current model - is an idiot. Sorry, but you don't get it. It's not about what it can do, it's about the way it does it, and how using it is actually pleasurable. Feel free to stick with your current phone, I don't care if you punish yourself.

Having said that, yet again it appears that UK customers are getting screwed on price. Why is it that in America, electronics, music etc are affordable, whereas over here all retailers feel the need to add about a 50% price premium? It's certainly not just the VAT difference, despite what they'd have us believe.

And, surprise surprise, the worst mobile network in the country is over-charging and under-delivering with their price plans. It's a good £5 more per month than AT&T managed in the US, and there are more restrictions. Not to mention the fact you have to deal with O2's abysmal customer service, haphazard and frankly dishonest billing, and shoddy network that spends several hours a day having issues.

You won't be surprised to hear that I'm buying an iPhone from eBay, and using it on Vodafone.

Apple restricts ringtone rights

Andy

Of course, they're trying to screw you.

The likely reason is that Apple's original contracts specifically excluded selling songs for ringtone usage, and they have now had to negotiate additional contracts to sell ringtones. That would fit with the fact that only a limited catalogue of songs are available for this new service.

But why make a sensible analysis when you can make a sensational one, eh?

Anyway, I rather wish they charged $99. The fewer irritating hip-hop ringtones people are allowed to have, the better.

Get a passport, enjoy casual sex with foreigners

Andy

Just what we need:

... more thick kids with babies they're too inept to bring up properly.

Church hall bans 'unchristian' yoga for nippers

Andy

@ John PM Chappell

There are so many things in your post that suggest that not only are you an idiot, but you can't read.

- Noone was talking about "God" being a proper noun - it was "Christian", which is derived from a guy's name. Not only that, but "God" can be a proper noun - in Judeo-Christian religions - because it refers to a single entity; it can also be a common noun, for where it could refer to more than one entity.

- Yoga is spiritually-derived. Sorry, but history isn't going to change just to fit in with your argument. Whether idiots who take part in it these days see it as spiritual or not is really beside the point.

- Church halls funded by the state? Well, it's all been said. Plus, if the money is given in full knowledge of it being a church hall, then it's given to the church, and they still have absolute legal and moral ownership of it, and get to decide its use. It's only a public building in the sense that the church allows the public to use it; no more. If it's a village hall - well, it depends whether the church owns it or not, doesn't it? I suspect it probably does.

Grief, I hope you're not a Torygraph reader, as someone suggested. I'd hate to be reading the same newspaper that someone so hard-of-thinking as yourself does.

Andy

Hey...

...it's their damn hall. They can do whatever they want. And stuff like yoga does have its routes in decidedly un-Christian (show some respect, it requires a capital letter, if nothing else because it's derived from a proper noun) activities. It doesn't matter whether you agree with them or not, they have an absolute right not to allow something they disagree with to take place on their own premises.

I don't have to allow church services in my living room, after all. Grow the hell up.

Apple lobs $100 credit at iPhone buyers

Andy

@Ian Davies:

What a fantastic title to your post.

I wholeheartedly agree: and I am not directing this post towards Cade, but to the Master Vultures, whoever they may be.

The strong criticism that is becoming ever more apparent in comment threads really ought to concern you. The sensible reaction is not, "Good, we're generating controversy, we must be doing something right!" - because it's not controversy; it's genuine revulsion. A better reaction would be, "My God, long time readers are starting to hate us! What's going wrong?"

The rest of the internet takes the piss out of you guys, and it's painful. They used to take the mick because *you* took the mick, and that was great - they were the good days. The days that gave birth to BOFH, and black helicopters, and that fantastic JOKE gif... I was even sad enough to own one of your t-shirts and wear it with pride! Now, you're just bad journalists, and the contempt in the rest of the media feels too right on occasion. I'm sorry. I keep hoping I'll wake up, and everything will be ok again.

Andy

Cade:

I don't even know what to say. I think you'll be embarrassed when you read that post tomorrow. Put it this way: it's not the most rational rant I've ever read.

I'm sure every iPhone owner in America is currently slitting his/her wrists over the fact that they're getting $100 to spend, when they didn't think they'd get anything at all.

Mac, Linux BBC iPlayers in the offing, says PM

Andy

@Stu:

You appear to have the naive assumption that this site is up so that they can listen to the views of the public. It's not. It's so they can *appear* to listen to the views of the public. As such, it doesn't matter what petitions get started there because they're pretty much ignored anyway - and some lackey writes a non-committal response.

iPhone tops smartphone market

Andy

@Will Leamon

You read the article, right? Sounds to me like the iPhone is 'cool' for most people, not just Mac users.

I have no idea what the official definition of a smartphone is, but stuff like its video playback beats basically any smartphone on the market; and I think more people find that useful than a spreadsheet app - hence the sales figures.

Andy

@Kam

You utter swine, I wanted to make that comment! ;-)

I do think it's interesting how you'll never see any journalist - or analyst - admit to being wrong. Most have a poor record of predictions.

UK set to greenlight chimera research

Andy

"At ease?"

Sounds like they worded the survey very cleverly. If you actually explained it to people, I suspect most would be horrified.

Better gadget battery-level readouts in pipeline

Andy

What's the big deal?

My laptop batteries - from Macs, but I assume the same applies Windows-side - have had perfect charge readings for at least half a decade. I've always assumed that the fact phones don't show such reliable readings was due to the manufacturers cheaping out on components, not because the tech wasn't there.

'Happy slapping' vids prompt Brown to push net filters

Andy

Hurray!

Everyone loves censorship.

Why oh why do rock stars die young?

Andy

Someone actually got paid to do this.

Also - why on earth did the BPI feel the need to respond? Was their spokesman just bored or something?

NBC to Apple: 'You're fired!'

Andy

Actually, Alex -

We do have the dubious pleasure of being able to buy TV content from iTunes in the UK now. Not that I'll pay that much for my shows.

Sadly I think the point on which you're wrong is that "if people stopped buying videos from iTunes due to price then the price would come have to come down". That would involve rational thinking from the content providers. Taking their cue from the music industry, I'd expect to see price increases to screw the few remaining customers out of as much money as possible.

Andy

Meh

What a friendly, unbiased first paragraph.

Also - "What Apple didn't say is that NBC is iTunes' top video supplier, responsible for about 40 per cent of all downloads." I'm afraid you're wrong on two counts, because it's 30% and they did say it!

In other news, NBC is part-owned by Universal's parent company, so, surprise surprise. They don't seem to understand that for most people, the alternative to iTunes isn't another store - it's Bittorrent.

Facebookers bring HSBC to its knees

Andy

To all those who are being rude about students:

Remember in the old days, when you got grants? THEN, it was just about possible not to get into debt. Not any more.

Law makes the point fairly crudely, but it's true - there is no way to avoid debt, unless you're relatively wealthy to begin with and you spend large amounts of savings. The student loan (yes, LOAN, not grant - some people apparently still don't know the difference) will just about cover accommodation. That's it. If you want to eat for three years, you have to use your arranged overdraft. There's absolutely no choice in the matter.

Siphoning MySpace tunes using Safari

Andy

Whoops.

Many's the time I've used the activity window to grab something I want to watch offline. Very useful feature - and as you said, a timely reminder that stuf on the net is pretty much public. Having said that, though, if you want to pinch the music it'd be pretty much as easy to grab a torrent.

iPhone sparks counter measures from Verizon, RealNetworks and MTV

Andy

Well.

Apple/iTunes will not be unseated until someone comes up with a way of putting music onto iPods which is just as straightforward. Do you see that happening? Nah, me neither.

My previous comment never made it past moderation - it criticised the source, is that not allowed? Here's hoping this one made it through.

Telstra sex romp woman back on the job

Andy

Would you employ this woman?

I wouldn't, after that. Sounds like a really serious misjudgement on her part.

Miserable Brits declare War on Comfort

Andy

Y'know...

In fairness, the amount of heat that goes towards warming you up vs. the amount of heat that heats straight into the atmosphere is tiny... Patio heaters pretty much are a complete waste of energy, and I think if they were more widespread the issue would be noticed. That's not to say it's worth knickers getting twisted, but they're pretty irresponsible.

Whether you're a believer or a sceptic when it comes to climate change - I'm a sceptic, myself - it really doesn't hurt to play on the safe side. Anyway, exhaustion of fossil fuels is a very real situation; and wasting energy, whether by using patio heaters or leaving all your lights on constantly, doesn't help that much.

Intel revolted by its own 'insensitive and insulting' ad

Andy

Sean Thompson, I wholeheartedly agree

The fact that this ad is _seen_ as racist is the biggest problem here, not the ad itself. The colour of those dudes shouldn't matter.

Free Software Foundation plans protests at 'corrupt' BBC

Andy

Corrupt? Strong word, but... Perhaps.

History tells us that this is one major way in which Microsoft works - make it easy for people to fall into your traps and end up delivering software dependent on your proprietary systems. Maybe the BBC have just been naive, but then again - if they've got a big ex-MS guy in there, maybe it's deliberate?

One thing I didn't know is that this system is IE-based. There's absolutely no need for that, even if they do use WM DRM. Just build your own front end. So one begins to suspect that they *want* to tie themselves to Microsoft...

Worm threat forces Apple to disable software?

Andy

uPnP, eh?

Apple have never really seemed to like uPnP anyway. They have their own technologies which they prefer. So I guess it shouldn't be hugely surprising... Though you wouldn't usually see a company just abandon a feature, even one as little used as this.

Apple takes flak as AT&T drops iPhone bomb

Andy

I really wish El Reg would stop this!

Stories are getting more biassed, facts are getting twisted, positions misrepresented... Journalistic standards are going down the toilet recently.

The Register used to be loved for not taking itself, or anyone else, seriously. That often involved cheap shots and biassed articles, sure; but never blatant untruths or such lazy reporting. It happens with such regularity these days, it feels like there's seething anger and horrible jealousy behind about half of the content. This article is far from the worst, but it's typical or the general background malice towards any kind of success. Seriously, what's going on? I used to love you guys!

Andy

Welcome to last week

Shares dipped for a day last week when AT&T announced activations, sure, but they regained all that and more when Apple announced their quarterly results - including how many iPhones were actually sold (much higher, as already mentioned). There's since been a slight correction because they jumped too far.

I'm with the analysts who urged investors to buy AAPL if they dipped on "short term concerns" (as they did), because they just helped their customers make a tidy 7.5% profit in 48 hours... largely thanks to idiots like the guys who wrote this report and their scare mongering.

Not that I really care - the stock market goes up and down, how is that even a story? - but blatant stupidity really irritates me.

Reader succumbs to apostrophe apoplexy

Andy

Be very careful....

...when you lets your writers do pieces on other peoples' mistakes (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/26/symbian_symbain/). It means you're kinda asking to be called on any little slips that occur over here!

CIOs pooh-pooh the iPhone

Andy

Workarounds eh?

From what I heard, there was that amazingly difficult workaround of enabling IMAP support in Exchange...

Good luck to anyone wanting to get their company's IT department to accept the iPhone. It'll be the same attitude as to any other new technology: ban it and stubbornly pretend it doesn't exist, isn't possible or will break all manner of things. Of course, if you're high enough up the chain you make your own rules.

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