* Posts by Harvardyard

14 posts • joined 11 Jul 2011

Study: Climate was hotter in Roman, medieval times than now

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Of course the climate was hotter. It would have had to be to induce any normally intelligent Roman to come exploring or warfaring in the god forsaken English climate.

Radiation TERROR on Scottish beach! Except it's quite safe

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Do the English wash?

For the same reason you have baths and showers in England

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By the same token why have baths and showers in England.

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The only shitloads remaining have been incurred by Dumb Dave and Ozzie the ostrich

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"You would create a similar "hazard" by throwing a few thousand completely legal luminous watches into the sea there..."

And where would I obtain them? Only a piddling little manky Minger outfit like The Register set somewhere in the shithole which is SE England would come up with a stupid remark like that.

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Well at least we're not killing our neighbours in street riots.

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I suppose you come frrom the home of the greasy chip buttie. Ugh! Or perhaps the land of the saveloy. Ugh! Ugh! Or maybe even the wasteland which is middle England where they eat jellied eels....Argh!

Alien city lights could be detected across interstellar space

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"...the civilisation that came a thousand years after them... " Everything you write is true except no one comes after them. No one will come after us. The probability of advanced civilisation is too infinitely small. Even the lifespan of humanoid activity on Earth is but a blink in cosmic time and unlikely to progress much further due to wars, the lemming urge or an "unknown unknown" to coin a phrase.

Moaning Scots told 'cheer up FFS' on broadband cash

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What about the moaning f****** English. Always complaining about Scotland. Student fees, prescription charges, et al. Get the chips off your f****** shoulders. Try and remember we are already a separate country.

Sweaties decode ultimate mystery of chips

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The Scottish Angle

Ooooh! You mean they are Home counties homos?

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Oh The Envy of the English

This article tries to trivialise an important piece of research and attempts to knock the Scots by means of an insulting headline knowing full well that it would bring out the English knuckle draggers to make anti-Scots comments. Why not the mingers from Imperial College since some of them were involved?

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Respect due

Oh the envy!

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title

Yes. The same family as greasy chip butties, the English favourite.

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The English favourite

Yes. From the same family as chip butties.

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