wants to come to my house, install 20m of cat5 through solid stone walls from the front of the house to the very back up a level, with no visible signs and for free, then I'll stop using them.
Was introduced to poutine on a trip to NS with my Canadian better half a couple of years ago and have heard nothing but complaints about not being able to "do it right" without cheese curds over here, will have to have a bash at it over the weekend using your guide!