* Posts by JudeKay

131 posts • joined 1 Jul 2011

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China's first large passenger jet makes maiden flight

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Thanks for all the good journalism tips, Mediabeing. This is great stuff, keep it coming....

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Recent posting of "About ElReg" and the T&C.

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Recent posting of "About ElReg" and the T&C.

Good morning Jake. We updated our Ts&Cs - and we created a new article because the old one was not in the requisite format. Sorry it's not a particularly interesting one this time.

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Oculus Drift: VR gaming boss out at Facebook

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Pretty cool

April Fool's!

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BOFH: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience'

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: 1..2..4?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/03/17/bofh_2017_episode_3/

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If you were cuffed during Trump's inauguration, cops are trying to crack your smartphone

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Hi,

This isn't fake news, buddy. These are court documents.

Court documents. That's what real journalists do. Look at real facts like things that have actually happened and then report on them.

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'Clearance sale' shows Apple's iPad is over. It's done

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Google promises policy review after several big brands pull YouTube ads

JudeKay

Re: Why even link to a paywall article?

It's a hat-tip to a journalist who breaks a story/has uncovered a point of fact you've mentioned in your story. Sometimes that story is behind a paywall.

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Can you ethically suggest a woman pursue a career in tech?

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: "We need to promote women disproportionately, pay them equally or better..."

"One that has been debunked* many times". *For value debunked, substitute attempts have been made to discredit using circular logic and post hoc/faulty causality. Actual derived data supports the opposite. Facts. They're a thing.

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Nimble offers AWS and Azure cloud-wrapper

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Nimble are only imitating what Zadara Storage has delivered for the last 6 years

Hands up ... who DOESN'T work for a storage vendor?

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Well-rested women in danger of bouncing their men into early grave

JudeKay

Re: I think the article might be a little confused...

Cardiovascular events are a bad thing, I'm told.

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Short movie explaining what it's like to SysAdmin

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Hi Adele! Nice to meet you too. You're one of the lucky ones, Adele! The moderatrix is watching you!

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Microsoft sued by staff traumatized by child sex abuse vids stashed on OneDrive accounts

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: @palpy

Misplaced machismo using badly misunderstood Darwin to back himself up. The logic is bad; the commenter is sad; Trev - don't let him make you mad.... I challenge Mr Bombastic to read On the Origin of Species. I can say with certainty that it does not mean what he thinks it means.

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Drones will be able to carry 120GB footage of you in the shower if Seagate has its way

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: "Drones" ... "footage of you in the shower"

Yep, it's a jokey headline on a story about storage for drones. We should have written a seven-decker containing an intricate explanation of NVMe. That's us told.

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Russian 'grid attack' turns out to be a damp squib

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Spelling Correction

Everyone has a blind spot, Roy.

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Geo-boffins say 'quake lifted bits of New Zealand by 8 metres, moved at 3km/second

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Get patching: Xen bug blows hypervisor security to bits – literally

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: A little alarmist

Happy thanksgiving, Anonymous.

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Allow us to sum this up: UK ISP Plusnet minus net for nine-plus hours

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Welcome to Post Truth journalism.

Aw shucks, whimsical, we're blushing! We are totally down on Facebook, aren't we? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/11/18/fake_news_facebook_moral_panic_overblown/

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AI gives porn peddlers a helping hand

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

And by pull the plug, you mean...

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The Reg Coding competition – 10 times as hard as the last one!

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: ...and the winner is?

Hi cford. We ran the announcement on September 21, here - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/09/21/programming_competition_roundup/

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Portable drive, 5TB capacity. Hmm, there's something fishy here

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

:'( Sniff :'( :'( :'(

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Despite best efforts, fewer and fewer women are working in tech

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Paris

We'll never forget PARIS! Heresy

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When Pornhub meets the Internet of Fridges

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

OK, who signed the Reg up to live sex cam spam?

Speak up, you lot. Normally when we get an email with "discreet" in the subject line, it's somebody misspelling discrete and it's about disk drives.

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Yahoo! couldn't! detect! hackers! in! its! network! but! can! spot! NSFW! smut! in! your! office?

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Ye Bug List

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Whitepaper downloads broken on mobile

Thanks for letting us know – our tech team is currently addressing the problem.

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Fanbois iVaporate: Smallest Apple iPhone queues ever

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

One day we'll grow up and be the kind of journalissss ... zzzzz I'm sorry, I fell asleep there for a moment.

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Great British Great Bake Off gets new judge

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: WTF?

Pleased to have gotten a rise out of you, Version 1.0.

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Crash test dummy? Love the excitement of breaking an OS? Fedora 25 Alpha has landed

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Speaking in Tech: Nope, sorry waiter. I won't pay with that card reader

JudeKay

Re: where's the article?

Do you mind letting us know the make/model and mobile OS running on your phone? Here's a direct link to the podcast, though you should be able to click on it in the story. http://hwcdn.libsyn.com/p/3/2/f/32fdf2db1e219a9b/SiT223.mp3?c_id=12432262

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Microsoft adds new 'Enterprise Products' section to privacy policy

JudeKay

Re: Secure Architectures. Microsoft options and alternatives.

I see what you did there

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Android's latest patches once again remind us: It's Nexus or bust if you want decent security

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Yawn

Awww, shucks, Anonymous. We're blushing. Don't worry, we won't tell your friends how much you luuuurve us.

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Microsoft adds useful feature to PowerPoint. Seriously

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Wot us, structured data? Begone, robot overlord.

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Martha Lane Fox: Brexit is all about MEEEEeeee!

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: MLF -- really, Register?

Our use of MLF predates the newer, stupider acronym. But we take your point.

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Bacon is not my vodka friend

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Only if you're a buffalo, sir

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PM resigns as Britain votes to leave EU

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: We all know what happened

Good to see the debate on Brexit is once again bringing out the best in everyone. Tone it down, people.

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New Forum Wishlist - but read roadmap first

JudeKay

Re: Will "delete account" delete all my posts?

Hi Larry. Jude here from The Register. The usual procedure is that your public posts will appear under the anonymous icon and username after you leave us. If you're sure you wish to delete your posts, you can delete them yourself, but you'll have to do this prior to deleting your account. There is nowhere like Reg forums though, Larry. Think about that.

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No, I am NOT a bot.

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: No, I am NOT a bot.

A bot says what?

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Speaking in Tech: Uber and Lyft tell Austin: Hell no, we won't give you the finger

JudeKay

They've even broken it down to the minutes-and-seconds where the topic begins. Are you sure you can't give it a listen?

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The 'new' Microsoft? I still wouldn't touch them with a barge pole

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: 3rd time no comments posted over the weekend... WTF Reg Team..???

We're sorry you had to wait.

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Google Play infested with cash-stealing web apps

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Marvellous advice

Dear Mr Shilko,

I forwarded your comment to the author in case he wishes to amend the article. Please send corrections to corrections@theregister.com.

Kind regards,

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Tweak Privacy Shield rules to make people happy? Nah – US govt

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Dear moderator

Apologies - moderation is not as speedy on the weekends.

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EMC mulled a Pure Storage buyout amid patent sueball tennis

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: WOW

We know that there are people posting anonymously here who only post on stories about a specific vendor, and only post on them to trash the competitor. Bad form.

Declare yourselves, please.

Cheerio, et cetera. And behave,

Jude

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nbn special: See the FTTN and HFC cabinets coming to your street

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: What do I think?

Update: Our tech team has fixed the problem. Please drop us a line at corrections@theregister.co.uk if you experience any more issues.

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JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: What do I think?

You should be able to view now, but which browser/OS were you using when you got the #2035, OzBob?

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Cash'n'Carrion Xmas goodies - last delivery dates loom

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Cash 'n' Carrion is no more, I'm afraid. This means that if you've bought anything from C 'n' C, it's basically a collectors' item. Hang onto your hats – you never know.

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Boffins build laser that can twist its own light

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Momentum?

Hah! Turning the relativity equation around at this time in the morning?! There's a old USENET physics FAQ which might help here: http://www.desy.de/user/projects/Physics/Relativity/SR/light_mass.html

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Microsoft's done a terrible job with its Windows 10 nagware

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: “Trustworthy Computing”...or... Trusted Computing.....???

Trustworthy Computing. See Bill Gates' memo of 2002: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/01/17/ms_highest_priority_must/

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Did you know ... Stephen Fry has founded a tech startup?

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Christmas Card List

Can confirm: The Register is not on Apple's Christmas list

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Uber rebrands to the sound of whalesong confusion

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: There/their

Don't know what to say, Snivelling.... We're in a subjunctive mood.

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No escape: Microsoft injects 'Get Windows 10' nagware into biz PCs

JudeKay

If any of you see this sort of thing in the wild - PLEASE take a snapshot and send it to news@theregister.com I'm suddenly hungry for a beige chocolate milkshake...

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