* Posts by JudeKay

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Russia: The hole in the ISS Soyuz lifeboat – was it the crew wot dunnit?

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Shutterstock!

Us, condescending? Awww. We're so glad you were able to put your feelings into words like that. High five, champ!

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JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

No, we're all much weaker than that bloke - though if you just take the mean amount of power tools each of us has, we probably have heaps more than him.

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The Reg takes the US government's insider threat training course

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Off topic...

We've been called worse.

I'd say we're from the Saccharomyces clan rather than Candida but I'm probably just trying to rise to the top of the fermentation vessel like a typical yeasty ne'er do well.

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JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Off topic...

It's our new homepage design - see here - https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/09/13/register_homepage/. You can scroll to the bottom of the page to opt out, should you wish... or you can give it a little time and see if it grows on you.

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British government to ink deal for yet another immigration database

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: IBIS

Hi. If you'd like to chat more about this, The Register is all ears. Kat Hall is available at khall@theregister.com

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New Galaxy un-smartphone can’t go online because Samsung's thought of the children

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Test as anon coward

Hi Anon,

It's because we don't moderate comments on weekends and every user's first three comments are always moderated.

Regards,

JK

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Capita data centres hit by buttload of outages

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Data centres...

Glad you've fathomed what we're after. We're just fishing for replies about your outages and the glassbowl antics that made them happen... Seriously, though - we can protect your identity.

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JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Data centres...

Our newsroom email is news@theregister.co.uk. Just sayin'

- A friendly Vulture

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Look out, Pepe: Martha Lane Fox has a plan

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: @judekay

Doh! I should really have put an NSFW tag on that comment.. Don't Google it at work, please!

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JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

We clearly don't know sectarian violence in the Philippines, or porn, the way that some of you do... Acronym expunged. **Crosses fingers and hopes expunged isn't also some weird goatse-type sex act on 4chan**

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Which reseller pleased fatcats today and rhymes with let's mute a centaur?

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

"Yon boot - polenta?

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YouTube sin-bins account of KRACK WPA2 researcher

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Coverage ?

Hi. Since the announcement, we've published https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/10/17/kracken_patches/ (on Tuesday) and https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/10/16/wpa2_krack_attack_security_wifi_wireless/ (on the day of the disclosure)...

PARIS, because Stars are Blind .... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mj776YiPCU

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British Airways waves Bing dong: At least it's not a tech cockup

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Can confirm: all of our browser histories are NSFW

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Atari shoots sueball at KitKat maker over use of 'Breakout' in ad

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: @Sub-vulture re. "Breakout"

I wasn't taking issue with the capitalisation - that just makes it a proper noun rather than a common noun: ie, it remains very much *not* a verb/verbal phrase.

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Adult toy retailer slapped down for 'RES-ERECTI*N' ad over Easter

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Easy Beat Gold Eggs

Beats us as well

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China's first large passenger jet makes maiden flight

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Thanks for all the good journalism tips, Mediabeing. This is great stuff, keep it coming....

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Recent posting of "About ElReg" and the T&C.

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Recent posting of "About ElReg" and the T&C.

Good morning Jake. We updated our Ts&Cs - and we created a new article because the old one was not in the requisite format. Sorry it's not a particularly interesting one this time.

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Oculus Drift: VR gaming boss out at Facebook

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Pretty cool

April Fool's!

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BOFH: The Boss, the floppy and the work 'experience'

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: 1..2..4?

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/03/17/bofh_2017_episode_3/

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If you were cuffed during Trump's inauguration, cops are trying to crack your smartphone

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Hi,

This isn't fake news, buddy. These are court documents.

Court documents. That's what real journalists do. Look at real facts like things that have actually happened and then report on them.

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'Clearance sale' shows Apple's iPad is over. It's done

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Google promises policy review after several big brands pull YouTube ads

JudeKay

Re: Why even link to a paywall article?

It's a hat-tip to a journalist who breaks a story/has uncovered a point of fact you've mentioned in your story. Sometimes that story is behind a paywall.

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Nimble offers AWS and Azure cloud-wrapper

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Nimble are only imitating what Zadara Storage has delivered for the last 6 years

Hands up ... who DOESN'T work for a storage vendor?

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Well-rested women in danger of bouncing their men into early grave

JudeKay

Re: I think the article might be a little confused...

Cardiovascular events are a bad thing, I'm told.

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Drones will be able to carry 120GB footage of you in the shower if Seagate has its way

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: "Drones" ... "footage of you in the shower"

Yep, it's a jokey headline on a story about storage for drones. We should have written a seven-decker containing an intricate explanation of NVMe. That's us told.

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Russian 'grid attack' turns out to be a damp squib

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Spelling Correction

Everyone has a blind spot, Roy.

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Geo-boffins say 'quake lifted bits of New Zealand by 8 metres, moved at 3km/second

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Get patching: Xen bug blows hypervisor security to bits – literally

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: A little alarmist

Happy thanksgiving, Anonymous.

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Allow us to sum this up: UK ISP Plusnet minus net for nine-plus hours

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Re: Welcome to Post Truth journalism.

Aw shucks, whimsical, we're blushing! We are totally down on Facebook, aren't we? http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/11/18/fake_news_facebook_moral_panic_overblown/

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AI gives porn peddlers a helping hand

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

And by pull the plug, you mean...

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The Reg Coding competition – 10 times as hard as the last one!

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: ...and the winner is?

Hi cford. We ran the announcement on September 21, here - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/09/21/programming_competition_roundup/

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Despite best efforts, fewer and fewer women are working in tech

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Paris

We'll never forget PARIS! Heresy

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When Pornhub meets the Internet of Fridges

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

OK, who signed the Reg up to live sex cam spam?

Speak up, you lot. Normally when we get an email with "discreet" in the subject line, it's somebody misspelling discrete and it's about disk drives.

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Yahoo! couldn't! detect! hackers! in! its! network! but! can! spot! NSFW! smut! in! your! office?

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Ye Bug List

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Whitepaper downloads broken on mobile

Thanks for letting us know – our tech team is currently addressing the problem.

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Fanbois iVaporate: Smallest Apple iPhone queues ever

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

One day we'll grow up and be the kind of journalissss ... zzzzz I'm sorry, I fell asleep there for a moment.

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Great British Great Bake Off gets new judge

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: WTF?

Pleased to have gotten a rise out of you, Version 1.0.

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Crash test dummy? Love the excitement of breaking an OS? Fedora 25 Alpha has landed

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Speaking in Tech: Nope, sorry waiter. I won't pay with that card reader

JudeKay

Re: where's the article?

Do you mind letting us know the make/model and mobile OS running on your phone? Here's a direct link to the podcast, though you should be able to click on it in the story. http://hwcdn.libsyn.com/p/3/2/f/32fdf2db1e219a9b/SiT223.mp3?c_id=12432262

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Microsoft adds new 'Enterprise Products' section to privacy policy

JudeKay

Re: Secure Architectures. Microsoft options and alternatives.

I see what you did there

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Android's latest patches once again remind us: It's Nexus or bust if you want decent security

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Re: Yawn

Awww, shucks, Anonymous. We're blushing. Don't worry, we won't tell your friends how much you luuuurve us.

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Microsoft adds useful feature to PowerPoint. Seriously

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Wot us, structured data? Begone, robot overlord.

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Bacon is not my vodka friend

JudeKay
(Written by Reg staff)

Only if you're a buffalo, sir

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