Because we all know that it's fundamentally impossible for two people of the same gender to fall in love?
Posts by David Knapman
102 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2007
Nobel bro-ffin: 'Girls in the lab fall in love with me ... then start crying'
O2 craps itself on national Blighty holiday as cabinet minister moans: 'Oi, sort it out!'
Oh no, Moto! Cable modem has hardcoded 'technician' backdoor
Battle for control of Earth's unconnected souls moves to SPAAAACE
A cookie with a 7,984-year lifespan. Blimey, Roy Batty only got 4!
Valve set for OpenGL BIG REVEAL at upcoming conference
Friday: SpaceX will attempt to land rocket on floating, robotic 'spaceport drone ship'
'Yes, yes... YES!' Philae lands on COMET 67P
Eye laser surgery campaigner burned by Facebook takedown
Oracle plans German DCs to soothe NSA-ruffled nerves
Evidence during FOI disputes can be provided in SECRET
US judge 'troubled' by Apple's $450m bid to end ebook price-fixing row
Re: I still can't understand how no-one goes after amazon
Because it's not illegal to have a monopoly - which I'm not even sure Amazon do have in any particular markets.
If we both set up companies selling the same product, and I happen to be able to sell it for cheaper than you are able to, and so I end up with the majority of customers, that's just the way things are. There's no legal, moral or ethical requirement that I raise my prices, you lower yours, or some government function intervenes, so as to balance the market between both of us.
Banning handheld phone use by drivers had NO effect on accident rate - study
Australia gets spooks' charter, new leak penalties
And so...
And, so, we see, that the lesson **has** been learnt from Edward Snowden:
The laws also impose increased penalties for leaking information. A new offence would be created that offers five years in prison for disclosing special intelligence operations, rising to ten years should the disclosure “endanger the health or safety of any person or prejudice the effective conduct of a special intelligence operation”
Maybe not the lesson we wanted our governments to learn...
Space station astronauts pop outside to replace crippled computer
Windows XP still has 27 per cent market share on its deathbed
David Cameron defends BT's taxpayer-funded broadband 'monopoly': It's a 'success story'
Dell charges £16 TO INSTALL FIREFOX on PCs – Mozilla is miffed
WORLDWIDE SELFIE: Cosmonauts finally get ISS cameras working
Tethered and vulnerable: Hotspot password FAIL not just in iPhones
PM Cameron calls for modern, programmable computers! (We think)
Hitchhikers' Guide was WRONG, Earth is not in a galactic backwater
$1.5k per complaint. Up to 1,900 gTLDs. Brand owners, prepare to PAY
Doesn't this also forget that trademark rights are limited to particular fields?
I.e. Microsoft don't own a trademark on "Windows", they own a trademark on "Windows" in the field of operating systems (and possibly some other fields, I'm not going to go and chase up their registrations)
Whereas this centralised clearing house seems to grant a trademark holder in one field the ability (possibly) to prevent a legitimate trademark owner for the same name in a different field from registering their domains.
Space station 'naut supplies Reg with overhead snap of Vulture Central
Big Data in creepy hook-up with big-game whales
Register readers mostly too ashamed to cop to hideous hoard horrors
DEKATRON reborn: Full details on World's Oldest Digital Computer
US court lifts ban on Samsung Galaxy Tab 10.1
Who edited this?
"following a ruling that it infringed a key design patent - D’889" - no, the ruling in June was that there was a strong *liklihood* that it would be found, by a Jury, to infringe that patent.
It was the fact that a jury has now *not* found it to be so that leads to the ban being lifted.
Google Go language gets used: For file-scrambling trojan, though
Who edited this?
The 3 sentences:
The Encriyoko Trojan uses components written in Go, a compiled language developed by the search giant. It first emerged from the Chocolate Factory in 2009. Once installed on a Microsoft Windows PC, the Trojan attempts
Make it sound like the *trojan* was authored by Google.
Apple: Thanks for the iPhone 5s, China, now get to the BACK of the queue
Visual Studio 2012: 50 Shades of Grey by Microsoft
Because all developers are equal
"It also seems odd that Microsoft puts so much energy into IDE design rather than, for example, implementing more of C++11 in Visual C++." - yes, because I want someone who's good at IDE design to be implementing complex, close to the metal C++ features.
Not all developers (or designers, etc) are good at the same range of tasks.
Oracle plans to join Java hardware speed party
Deadly pussies kill more often than owners think
Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Bauernfrühstück v bacon sarnie
WTF is... WiGig
Oracle accepts a nice round number in damages from Google
Self-driving Volvos cover 200km of busy Spanish motorway
Cambridge boffins build laser 'unprinter' to burn pages clean
Barnes & Noble answers Microsoft's anti-Android suit
The real juice
So far as I can see, the best part of B&Ns response is where they point out that one of the patents ('233) was essentially rejected in another form, because of prior art ('552 Cassorla patent), but they failed to bring that prior art to the Patent Offices attention whilst working to get '233 approved.
Apple smears Web2.0rhea across online support
Microsoft spends $7.5m on IP addresses
Texas bank robber asked for ID
Intel finds flaw in Sandy Bridge chipset
IPTV UK: failure to launch?
Tense?
Do you lack the ability to distinguish the tense?
"... recently said it believes syndicated BBC material should go solely through ..." would indicate an aim for the future, whereas your comment "... goes via Virgin Media's VoD service, which was, when I had it ..." is talking about your experiences in the past. The two do not overlap.