Posts by FunkyEric

Excellent

Now there will be even more people failing to sell them!

Playmobil - or it didn't happen

Paris, because, well obviously

Phones don't talk to me about phones

I bought my daughter a phone for her 7th birthday so I could keep in touch with her. Seemed like a good plan, my ex-wife was complaining about how I should keep in touch with my daughter. Nothing fancy, just a nice simple pink girly phone she could text and call me and the rest of her relatives she doesn't get to see since the divorce. But my ex deemed it "age unsuitable" and confiscated it. Then to *really* take the piss she gave it back to her when I took her away on holiday at half term so she could stay in touch with her and then re-confiscated it after the holiday.

Ummmmm....

I never realised that dogs made good programmers, but I suppose the wages are cheaper.

Print me a pizza, I'll be back for breakfast!

Beer obviously as this goes so well with pizza :-)

Well I think they're cool and want one!

Or should I just wait until the implantable version comes out? ;-) Science Fiction becomes science fact before our very eyes. So what if they monitor where I am and what I do on the web, this happens anyway, I carry a mobile phone around with me and use Google to search for stuff. I just think the idea of a computer that you wear that you talk to is just amazingly cool.

So what about if you drive into a different country

Does it notice you have left the country and not charge you for the distances you drive over there? I would be well pissed off to be taxed for driving in another country. Oh a bit like I am at the moment.......

Apple - please - fuck - off - now - thank - you

Errrrrrrrrrrr

Surely if they haven't got an internet connection they can go to the library and use teh free ones there that we are already providing for those who do not possess either a computer or an internet connection. In these supposed times of austerity subsidising internet access for unemployed people strikes me as a waste of national debt money. Stop looking for ways to be spending fecking money we haven't got you tossers!

Won't somebody think of

The taxi drivers

It's a dilemma isn't it?

We like our privacy, but when I got mugged in a subway in Birmingham at 3am and left unconscious in the cold in the middle of winter without a coat ('cos he took that) it was rather useful that it was all seen on CCTV and so they sent an ambulance to pick me up and take me to hospital where I woke up many hours later. Without that CCTV I could have died out there.

I think the unfortunate thing with these proposals is that they are un-enforceable and so rather pointless. We have to accept that CCTV is a fact of life now, we can't un-invent it and we're extremely unlikely to ban it. So we really ought to be providing a suitable statutory regulatory framework with teeth. But the politicians have no vested interest in that happening so it won't.

Beer 'cos it's Friday.

I wish

That my ex-wife would forget me.........

Which will weigh more?

A kilo of lead or a kilo of feathers?

I feel the need for a beer!

Won't somebody think of the childrern?

Ahhhh it appears they already did so........

Come the revolution.....

They will be first up against the wall. Going to need to build a big wall to line them al up against though.

Remember the innocent have nothing to hide!

And we are all completely innocent of everything, m'lud

Do no evil

The post is required, and must contain letters.....

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So *only* half a million to go and live somewhere inhospitable with no atmosphere, a bit like going to Dartford then, well except for having to pay to go that is.....

Surely....

The trick is to make it so happy mowing lawns that it nevers wonders if there is anything else that it could do :-)

A dubious drinking buddy of mine once told me

That the future was in white collar crime. Seems like he was right. Fortunately I didn't investigate his claims any further........

Now now children

Play nicely, or we'll take your toys away from you.