That's all: Meh.
746 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
That's all: Meh.
Like it sez.
Just cascade two of 'em.
Like it sez ^^^^
Eeeee Awwwwtn't have done it.
Mines the one with the mashed oats in the pocket.
Just a bit of armless fun
Like it sez ^^^^^
Are you allowed to talk about toying with gnomes, in polite company?
On the basis that anyone signing up will get stuffed with yet more junk marketing; I'd readily agree to paying three quid a pop to top up, but only if I can bill my time for reading (or otherwise) any marketing drivel I receive from them of people they've sold my name to and dealing with it as I, in my sole opinion, see fit, for five quid a pop.
Double malware points for users infected with the Yahoo toolber
Delayed will be.
Suck it and see
As someone who has removed God knows how many instances of the fscking Yahoo fscking Toolbar I think I can safely say it serves you bloody right.
That's like 100 MegaTwats of power.
Orange have not borked yet another ohone by making their crapware non-removeable - EVEN THE SODDING GAMES TRIALS!!!
i just don't get these guys.
Anyone from Orange care to comment?
"When was that?"
"I ... You mean Friday ..."
"What, and lose the element of surprise?"
That "leverage" has not been recognised as a verb
I asume you're taking the piss then, sirrah.
"I definitely recommend against any beverage container that isn't transparent or whose original contents resembles the new one. DAMHIKT"
That's why Lager is the colour it is. Looks (and tastes) the same before and after.
In these times of enforced commonality with our continental chums, the word you should have used is "Euronating"
Most of the checkout folk at my local supermarket seem to be a quite personable bunch of (non arts/humanities) students and older womenfolk, most of whom seem capable of smiling and generally being pleasant and they appear to be meaning it.
Now I've said that, I'm sure to have the one checkout staffed by Mrs Rotweiller whose disposition is akin to the Emperor Dalek in a particularly psychotic frame of mind, but without the nice cuddly bits
" "[Q]ueues at the supermarket will soon be a thing of the past," says Deutsche Telekom's ebullient Director of Marketing, espousing the benefits of pay-by-tap."
I'm due to pick up Mrs. Inventor of the Marmite Laser tonight, after her stint trolleybashing.
I sincerely doubt I'll see any change from the norm: People happy to queue for a manned checkout till whilst self-service checkouts stand idle.
Hate bloody self service checkouts: Slow, baulky, irritating and they don't smile.
Let 'em get away with fucking up innocent people's lives.
Means it ought to be called the Nyko Mooz.
Will it track me getting my coat?
■Microsoft® Windows 7® or Windows Vista with latest Service Pack, 1 GB RAM
■Or Windows XP (32 bit) with latest Service Pack, 512 MB RAM
■Intel® Pentium® 4 2.0 GHz, Pentium M 1.3 GHz or equivalent AMD® Athlon® XP
■For HDTV: 2,6 GHz multi core processor
■Hard disk with min. 1 GB free capacity (20 GB free capacity recommended)
■Sound and graphics with support for DirectX® 9 or higher
■USB 2.0 port
■CD/DVD drive for software installation
■Recommended: Internet connection for software updates and activations
Isn't an Enriched Experience the kind of thing you get after 14 pints of Guinness and a vindaloo chaser?
.............taking the pith
Just get rid of the Fartbook button and it's a winner for real people
Oooo oooo oooo. I feel an Internet solution coming on.
Let's put up a site where you could upload sad/log budget amateur programs for absolutely anyone to ignore at their fullest convenience.
You could call it something like, say, You Tube.
For the hacker to claim he's only posted rubbish to drawer attention to lax security but why should anyone take him at his word.
Shirley the cost has to be a complete audit of all systems to make sure he has not done anything for which he's not claiming credit
Same as if you fould a note on your dinig room table from someone who'd got in, saying you'd left the front door open; you'd be round the house checking everything was still where you'd left it.
Just make it obligatory for ISPs charges to be on the same "up to" basis.
50% speed = 50% charge.
Failure to respond to complaints/support requests in a timely manner another 50% discount per month outstanding.
Landing strip, obvious, innit.
I'm a RyanAir survivor
You have the kind of banking fun *YOU* want. I'll have the kind of manking fun *I* want.
Ah yes. Give them somewhere to play and they'll be out of the way of real people.
That's all folks.
It would've been efish not to.
For enough content worth watching to warrant buying the thing in the frst place?
If I recall an earlier post on El Reg, a User Experience is something one gets from fourteen pints of Guinness and a Vindaloo
One of those drinks that actually tastes better second time round.
Not that there's any such thing.
Explosions are NOT controlled.
Ask anyone who has tried to stop one halfway through.
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