Re: Sorry; nothing else is currently passing through my mind than that.
Then why am I now thinking about crisps?
592 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
Then why am I now thinking about crisps?
So long as you compliant with the wishes of all the vested interests
I thought Trump was his very own special interest
Is coming true, here and now. Scary
So no need for an indicators interface then
Yeah, but would't looking screw up the result
Nothing could induce me to lower myself to this level - Although I can Siemens will crumbling from here. Just glad I have the capacity to resist.
Knocking Samsung into a bloated, cocked hat.
Mozilla will soon track what you look at today, yesterday and last week, in the vague hope that you will have forgotten what you were looking at and offer you more of the same, almost the same or a bit similar, in the vague expectation you will find it interesting.
So, pretty much similar to the banal crap one gets from mindlessly ad-tainted Google "intelligent" search results which are anything but intelligent (We saw you searching for such-and-such and here are some ads for things our marketing idiots tell us are a bit like it) plus Google's and Amazon's mindless advertising (look for a widget and get pursued round the web by idiots assuming you want more widgets and widget-ish things).
I thought Firefox was popular because you could nail on AdBlock, UBlock Origin, Ghostery, NoScript etc., specifically to prevent this kind of crap, crass presumption. It doesn't take a mindreader (Mozilla's or otherwise) to work that out, shirley.
What would a search for "coffin nail" now return?
Other way round, please. Who's going to PAY for fixes when hospitals suffer attacks?
+1 - it's also a wonderful thing to get away from Samsung's bloatware. Makes the S3 almost a pleasure to use.
It IS blond, after all
Like it sez ^^^^
All of you!
I am now HUNGRY!!
Should have been Bully Fooked
This should be featuring ion Friday
by Ray Bradbury
Can't it look like a proper DALEK!
"The Cloud" - where cuckoo land lies
And us. We're rebranding - AND being all "digitised". Heck, we've got Orifice365, Shouty sorry, Yammer and intranet applications that are about as quick as a duck swimming through concrete after it has set and as comprehensible a an EU directive
One rather hopes Google has stamped on that
Just watch the film "Idiocracy" - and think of Trump's America.
BMWs don't come with working indicators
So, How Long does it take for the helium to bleed out?
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity
Dear Gartner. It started years ago
I'll get my coat. Just plucking it out of the air.
Random Number Generator - at least is the unending stream of comments about their billing and customer service on Social Media is to be believed.
A couple of family members have had to endure the unmitigated disaster that is Vodafone. Based on the evidence so far I believe the throttling is yet another manifestation of Vodafone's barrelling incompetence, rather than malice.*
I thank $deity of choice that i am not with them myself.
* though I wouldn't put it past them to be dabbling in that as well.
Unfortunately being thick enough to give pairs of short planks a run for their money doesn't help.
Isn't there a bell end that keeps tweeting already?
I recall an incident some years past, in which Mrs Marmite and I were looking round Hallgrimmskirkja (Big and very impressive church in the outskirts of Reykjavik, Iceland). We had ventured up the tower and were admiring the view from just under the bells. Our timing was a little bit off (or perfect - depends on one's point of view), as we had arrived on the floor just as time was approaching the top of the hour.
Now, Mrs Marmite is a seasoned bellringer but it still frit the shit out of her when the bloody big bell above her head gave its first godalmighty bong. A most impressive reaction ensued, in which both feet left the ground together
One got a severe arsekicking for laughing one's head off.
As a sidenote: Hallgrimmskirkja is a perfect example of how great a concrete building CAN look, as much as Coventry Cathedral isn't. The organ is pretty impressive too - looks like something off Star Wars. Must go again sometime
Have an Upvote McUpvoteface
Thought he had been using his face
raise you to one haggis
words, words, random letters
What's wrong with just: " We’ll be ASKING the US Army" - unless you are an HR consultancy reject.
For some reason that quite made me chuckle and I can't understand why
I'm off out
How do you know about Arabian Stallions or their dildos?
How do you know about strawberry flavoured lubricant and that it comes in tubs?
Whhhooo, goodie! Can I get a job and not pay national income tax "given its status as an international organization"
Will not End Well
Who'd a thunk it
Never attribute to malice that which can be perfectly well explained by stupidity
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