Someone call John McClane
1718 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
Someone call John McClane
Silicon valley - We just turned it off and back on again.
Is it a good time to tell the folk of SF that this is merely a bit of drizzle?
I can't find the kill it with fire button.
Whilst I shouldn't speak for all commentards I do believe all of us saw this coming.
Isn't this the advertising version of my dads bigger than yours?
I'm surprised that Virgin didn't respond with - yo momma
I believe this is how HMRC asks Amazon for tax.
It's no good having a 2MB download speed when you can't back anything up because your upload speed is pants.
I recently carried out a comparison between Uber and a local firm.
Hotel to train station via a local firm was £4.50
Hotel to train station via Uber was a baffling £13
I don't think the little guys need to worry
Bless the chap that brought gaming to the living room.
I only had the pleasure of a Simon, I actually still have it and it works!
Let us hope that some young chaps reading this are inspired enough to create, adapt and enthral.
Who would of thunk that an MP was a filthy fudge fingerer?
(yes yes I know that fudge isn't candy)
Oh Dear h4rm0ny - looks like a HTML fail.
I'm sad for you.
I going to guess at three
i wear pajamas on international flights. Everything of value is checked in. The security bod at heathrow was a bit bemused that he didn't get a beep.
I am beginning to warm to Gina
2. Not on the right-hand side of the pond
Is that looking up or looking down?
ah yes, the galaxy.
When it happens i hear that nasa has employed some minstrels to play.
What smarties, lets hope they get some sort of bounty.
I wonder who's money it is that's been chucked away?
Don't be silly K
they only do that experiment with solvite wallpaper paste.
UKIP think about him using a foreign embassy like that? Obviously trolling.
What i meant to put is perhaps he like taking a leak in the waste paper bin.
I haven't read the articles and am assuming that Prof Cox wants me to wank over a rocket, and give him cash for the privilege.
Well if that's so then he has another thing coming
So the story isn't anything to actually do with Facebook. Its a dispute about some bus drivers that get mistreated by their company and not by their companies client.
Move along, nothing to see here.
Just one problem.....well maybe a few problems.
I am not qualified, I lack experience, also I am lacking drive, ambition, and I have low self esteem.
Although when you read it out aloud I seem to be a perfect candidate.
yes, but it's downloadable as a podcast
You need to download the 11 Nov 14 one (the most recent)
You should see what the whales do to the dolphins, and what the dolphins do to the.....well to the anything - slippery perverts.
I think it goes Whale > Dolphins > Sea Lions > Seals > Penguins > Whales
(hey, that's why penguins are that shape)
there are not enough cat pictures at my firm.
Well that's no good!
I am on the look out for a company that sells snake oil.
Surely we have a better use for Helium?
I understand what he's trying to say, but why stick at coding?
MP's should learn to kill to legislate for soldiers
MP's should learn to cook to legislate for health
MP's should take drugs to legislate for erm drugs
In this age of the selfie I would appreciate a better upload speed.
I am not too impressed with download speed if it takes me ten mins to upload on my "up to" 8Mb line.
I totally miss scotch eggs. those piffling things that quorn make are totally crap.
Most of you would think it would be bacon that I miss but it's not, I miss hot fresh scotch eggs (you should only eat them hot)
jeremy clarksons finest work
all your washing machine sized probes belong to us.
As long as it's our brand of free and open.
And no, I don't mean Russell "lets revolt, parklife" Brand
That I will be getting a lower price....nah thought not.
Microsoft Office 365
Great discounts for students
Server stuff that has blue LED
Training course - how to train
Now now AC
Don't you know that music taste and tattoos affect the way in which you work?
Jasper himself has a tattoo on his ass of a tattooed ass with a tattoo on it.
Why would I want to continue text messaging someone that doesn't have an iPhone.
When I worked for a University we found that students were quite willing to give their details to any official looking web page.
When we investigated we found that the mimicry of phishing pages were quite good. It would take the spammers and fraudsters about an hour to reproduce a login page once we had made changes. I can see why some of the students and staff were hoodwinked. Having said that it didn't stop me from lecturing them on security.
I mean, they provide an excellent service at the place I work. What could go wrong.
*Do let me know if you haven't picked up up the sarcasm.
Why does it look 90's?
Who beat it with the ugly stick?
It's bloody Google and their juicy links.
Actually no it's not it's those bloody telco's and their ISP
Ooh maybe not, it's the content providers such as the music, movie and gaming industry
Damn it's every mother lover for providing such juicy content
If you have read these comments then you owe me 25p
*5p will go straight to El Reg
I was concerned that I my MLP purchases had been lasagned
Oh c'mon, a few of the journo types are worth a read. Granted I mean Page, Haines and Dabbs
All the others are a bit meh!
did you actually bother watching the show? Had you been drinking? Even a six year old could understand why CyberDanny had emotions. Ugh, I could go on but maybe it's best that I simply ignore your drivel.
A great way to deter burglars is to have no front door and keep a list of all the expensive goods you own on a pin board in the hall.
I find reading and responding to texts a right nightmare. 70 MPH on a motorcycle makes it far too challenging.
Right wing hate mongers that openly mock facebook are OK - yes you Britain First.
Left wing campaigner who warns people of what can go wrong with corrective surgery isn't.
One has link bait and traffic generating to it's pages and another has an occasional visitor. Seems like a marketing decision to me.
I was going to suggest that we mount relays on lamp posts like some sort of ad-hoc P2P mobile network....And then I remembered that my pleasant rural village doesn't have lamp posts.
the 5g is used to get the yeast all excited - it would be odd if it stated add 995g to container...presumably