Condensation is ghost water
1993 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
Condensation is ghost water
I don't know about memes but I do know crisps are nice.
Hey kids, stop looking at memes - eat crisps
(if you can imagine this typed over a crisp packet it would help)
Anyone else think this will be a cockup?
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I have recently be using my real name but hiding R's in it.
So far i have managed 4 extra R in a name that usually has 2. That's 6 R when really 1 would do it.
Of course if the Indian sounding gentleman from HMRC calls me then I become either Phil McRackin or Rusty Starpoker
Chances are the anti-Trump posts have been posted by the Russian trolls to make it look balanced.
Judging by the awesome performance of the WiFi at work I reckon the office has nearly 1 billion people in it.
I don't think you understand what the term "fake news" means.
You are all a bunch of chumps if you don't want hard Brexit
This liberal woolliness simply wont do
Hard Brexit NOW
it's the only way
If you really think this will be Fast, reliable and available - Hahahaha
it's funny because the USA has such shoddy terms of service, and appalling network coverage.
All over my keyboard.....guess voda had to win something eventually
Although they are the only network that you can use in my village....but still
Switching from radio to EE 4G
Let's hope an Ambulance doesn't need to contact anyone anywhere
Features are not mandatory but if you have them then make sure they work.
If this feature can be easily fooled then what else is amiss?
Well where to start:
to name a few.
We received a surface pro at work - ooh look face to unlock we noted.
And then we unlocked it with a photo.
After 5 mins we put it away and it hasn't seen the light of day since.
An example of a good idea poorly executed.
No, it's really not.
I used to be a licensee and the process is :-
1. Undo all the grundy heads and attach to the line.
2. Fill up the right mix of line cleaner and water into the huge bottle
3. Draw the liquid through the beer taps until you feel the mixture of cleaner and water - it should feel soapy.
4. Leave for 30 mins
5. Empty the huge bottle of the line clean mix - it makes a great cleaner for cellar floors.
6. Connect hose up to the water line.
7. Draw the liquid through the beer taps until it doesn't feel soapy.
8. Reconnect the grundy head to the keg
9. Draw through the water until it magically turns to beer.
A good landlord knows how long his lines are and how much cleaning solution they take. If you get diluted beer that tastes of line cleaner then the landlord is a feckless tool.Find another pub.
Others complained that they had signed up for sites featuring explicit adult content without realising what was on offer.
Presumably this means pictures of fags and beer, when all they actually wanted was prolapse and scat.
Is there a particular Richard that gets them hot?
I am not having much look - So far I have tried Hammond and Herring - both had been met with disgust.
But that would mean taking notice of the adverts
I think you need to look up the word 'Fun'
Also whilst you are at it I found a couple of your 'Facts' also dubious
I believe you should of called these 'Boring Opinions'
Are you saying fucked or faked?
As it is OK to type fucked.
I have fucking typed a fuck load worse than fuck.
I totally adore this clown
Now I want someone to create the Adam Sandler Neural Network
And I am betting it would do a better job than Sandler
I am surprised that anyone wants to do business with an isolationist country.
It is always nice to hear the opinion of a bearded tax dodging wanker!
Yet again we come to learn that America is morally bankrupt.
Seems that nothing can be done, absolutely nothing.
Well except try and ban video games because sometime fantasy can cross over into reality and that's when it all goes shit.
I personally remember the terror of the joust, all those folk stealing emu and then riding them, trying to bash the other people off. And let's not forget the time that plumber came round and ate mushrooms.It took ages to clear up that mess.
Let's not hide behind the bullshit - this has everything to do with weapons that are easy to get hold of. Everything to do with weapons and ammo stored together in an easy to get to place. This isn't about video games.
Fine - keep your guns. No really - I don't care about them.
For for the love of cod and chips lock up your ammo.
You see if the guns don't have ammo then they are really crap bats.
It is nice to see that even NASA use a brummy screwdriver on the odd occasion.
Uncle Woo Woo has the thinest grip on reality.
Hearing this has made me warm and fuzzy
You assume that all who vape still use nicotine.
I haven't had any nicotine in my juice for months, I started on massive amounts and gradually reduced that to zero. The addiction isn't always an active substance, sometimes the act itself can be.
As for upping the power - more power equals bigger clouds.
Who doesn't want big clouds of sweet smelling vapour. nincompoops that's who.
Sweet yummy flavours aimed at kids?
Do me a lemon, and then mix in a small amount of biscuit and cream and finish it off with a crumble topping. Mmmmmmm that tastes nice. I am 44 and I can tell you it's not aimed at kids, it's aimed at people that don't want to smell like a toilet.
I actually don't - can you help a guy out and just pop yours here?
I promise I won't do anything other than porn sites with them.
It's far too early for such shenanigans - I've had to go on a break until pub o'clock.
May your loading screens be colourful and your tape heads forever clean.
But they sure know how to deliver when it comes to things like this.
Compared to the yanks our politico boys and girls are full on angry but erudite bears.
I can't believe they was able to pin this on him. He had a sound and concrete circumstance. Really this unfortunate set of events could of happened to anyone.
Your maths don't add up.
£30 quid for data and £8.33 for a phone (over two years)
That's just £2 shy of what I am paying - iPhone8 with 18GB data.
Seems to me that you have't shopped around or engaged the correct mode when dealing with the phone drones at your local supplier.
New phones are well within your price range
Ahhh but we have to train the young uns up so that they can safely drink down Prince of Wales road.
What an giant gorillas ass!
They are much harder to draw though.
A pint for Lester's memory
but why use a stock photo of a Sainsbury shopping trolley
I have upvoted you because you have made it sound rather splendid - however this doesn't mean I don't think you are an utter bastard.
Those bananas look terrible!
Worse things happen at....no wait....erm...I got nothing.
Of all places??? what a dumb statement.
Cali has quite a lot of guns and quite a lot of gun ranges. Getting a handgun is quite simple, anyone says it isn't obviously hasn't visited. Heck when I was over a couple of years ago I was sihned in as a guest to a club so that I could play - technically that wasn't allowed but it never seemed to worry the club.
So many folk mentioning the AR - and rightly so, but this wasn't a shooting with an AR this was with a hand gun. This person could of been licensed for years before deciding to shoot up youtube.
I know it's an emotive debate amongst some people - the bottom line is guns are fun, they go bang loudly and you don't need to be skilled to operate them. that doesn't make them OK
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