It is never a good idea to upset the penguins.
1735 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
The only thing more sickening than the scam is the fact she has six toes on each foot.
I believe it to be cider-fecked
They drank cider and couldn't be fecked to care.
Funny isn't it
On one hand we must clamp down hard on leaks and leakers, and on the other tiny hand we must tweet our support for Julian Assange.
No No No
Rule one - never rat out anyone
Rule two - make sure everyone knows you know
Rule three - Sit back and enjoy your career as a BOFH
There is a real online buzz about this story
I do worry about the amount of junk that can potentially fall on our heads.
Peri had two good points
The password loop - only a real bastard would keep that going
Get me high on spice and I will try and like this idea.
If it wasn't illegal to do so I might send a brown hawk down to all the Trump hotels and golf courses.
Although that would be unfair on the postal service and I am a law abiding citizen.
I have never had a loss of service when switching. What a load of silliness.
Hull is a den of stinking evil, then again I am from Grimsby and just the word Hull is a trigger. As such I couldn't watch that chap with an emu in the 80's
Having said that, Spiders is still one of the best places I have been - for various reasons.
I would trust the word of musk before that breakfast TV bore and evil phone hacking twonk Piers Morgan.
I have just managed to cure my bigly Funko addiction. And now this.
Damn you Reg - you need to issue trigger warnings these days.
In just the latest of a lifetime of unusual moves
So is the Reg saying you can't learn new stuff and reevaluate?
What a dumb ass stance!
Down with this sort of thing!
unmissable.....no sorry I mean umm missable
What would Trump care - he doesn't use computers.
wouldn't it be better to perfect the battery instead of adding bits to it?
I don't need a 3D headset - I have two eyes.
I for one am disappointed that this isn't alien overlords.
Assange is vermin
the thing is, he's a Russian puppet just like trumpski.
I am pleased Manning will be getting out. Just hope the trumptards don't get nasty.
Are you 18
Yes / No
Maybe just maybe
the extra cash can pay for the tax they have been evading.
Pioneers of Space
It's a shame we have forgotten how to take further small steps.
Hasn't anyone mentioned Prior Art yet?
While we are at it can we sue Motorola - their Razr never did give me a clean cut.
Drone biz Lily Robotics takes $34m in pre-orders, ships nothing, shuts down, gets sued by San Francisco DA
This is what happens
When you go on and on about a feature you can't deliver.
*drone joke is obvious
They have a website?
Honestly I have never needed to visit it, can't think why....oh hang on, is it because the food is second rate.
Re: el reg suggestion
Yeah but the station is on fire - as is the train
Well that's only going to upset Richard Herring
Surely Trump will just keep paying the $50K until the cyber issue goes away.
I am now reading Pratchett to my boy and have fallen in love with his writing again.
Meanwhile in Norfolk
We get up to walking speed - although I am lucky and get tractor speed
Oh I was insinuating that Putin was doing the double plunge.
Assange - another Putin puppet - well the guy does have two hands.
@Craig McGill 1
No Craig - it isn't.
Doesn't anybody understand how the toblerone fulcrum maneuver.
@Steve davies 3
no - frency fancy - it's one of the kippling range....dear lord - why don't you know your cakes.
The joke doesn't work if I have to first explain that the fancy is a kippling staple.
This is so typical of brexit - the marmite of all online comments.
Well done Brexit!
Now I can't afford a french fancy because of immigration or summink!
What a horrible looking thing
This could never happen in the UK - the queues make you forget what you were in for.
Looks like it will soon be time to ditch the apple.
Takes the piss doesn't it
Because the Russians would totally submit the files themselves right?
AKA The Brittany
Oops I did it again
There is a crime here folks
The Cobbler is beyond terrible, although I hear that Richard Herring has a soft spot for it.
Adam Sandler shouldn't just be arrested - he should be sent to the gulags.
you mean this James Bond spy kit really works?
let's cluster these all together and create a terrifying all seeing computational menace.
That's it! I am never eating another £5 note!
So microsoft have basically re-packed parts of skype for business then.