* Posts by Rampant Spaniel

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Microsoft so sorry for limp wedding tackle gag gaffe

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Apparently nobody has been rude to Mr Fry this week so the twaterati had to find something else unimportant to get upset about.

God forbid they are concerned about anything important going on in the world right now. A quick check on bbc news shows more socialist victories in France, Spain have managed to stall an unavoidable bailout of their countries economy, a random shooting in the USA, riots in Chile and deaths in Burma, Libya and Nigeria. I wonder how many of those commentards with their twitter accounts are bothered about those piffling little concerns?

Apparently their paramount concern is that a software company used the word penis in a song delivered to a bunch of middle aged men.

Americans stand against UN internet-tax plan

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at its most basic yes. Google has larger and more diverse connections to 'the internet' than many other sites. Often they are in a position to be a backbone themselves and peer directly with ISP's or buy transit from them for network egress.

Fixed \ phsyical last mile networks have to spend a fortune upgrading their networks, cellular networks are struggling to cope with the fact that data takes up most of their capacity but the least of their money. They need to make the jump to voip and just bill folks for pure data that way they can bill for actual usage rather than data as an add on.

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Re: So have i got this right?

As it stands right now...

A website owner \ content creator pays to put data out onto the internet. Various companies received a cut of this (transit fees) or benefit in kind (peering) and the money passes down the chain to the ISP who owns the end mile, the access to the customer. Installing a last mile network is expensive, at some point somebody has to pay for the buildout. Hence the ISP gets paid or benefit in kind from the network backbones AND by the customers who buy their connections.

However, the market is fierce in the UK and some other countries. ISP's providing consumer connections don't want to put up prices, they generally peer more than sell transit so income from this isn't huge so now they are looking for a 3rd revenue stream. The first from the customers (you and me buying broadband), the second from the backbone companies who provide the global transit and now a third from the website owners who have already paid to get their data out there.

It's only my personal opinion but this is a mistake and will impact ISP's quality of service. Not everyone will pay, consumers will leave etc.

The first link in the chain already pays based (almost always) on the quantity of data it transmits (by the mbps, GB per month, 95th percentile, whatever method, even unlimited connections are capped to port speed and often contended) so why should they then pay extra for something they have already paid for?

ISP's & cellular providers are simply trying to avoid doing what they need to do, put up retail prices.

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Re: Socialist medicine is bad, m'kay.

You mean like all the Senators who bitch about socialism then grant themselves access to America's largest social healthcare system (the military hospitals \ VHA).

I would respect their beliefs if they stood by them, however they are hypocrites.

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Re: Swings and Roundabouts

Average cost per person per year in the US for healthcare $7538. In the UK $3129. A rich person in the UK would pay more than a poor person in the US, but the underlying cost per person is cheaper in the UK. I guess it depends how much you earn as to how you would view it but basically how you are charged and the actual cost is not as clearly linked in the UK as it is in the USA. Not intending to attack or dispute your comments, just a different view :)

Having had the same experience as you (UK then US), a lot of what you say is true. The quality of care is similar, there is a lot less GP contact in the US, a lot less preventative care, however things like cancer care are superior in the US. You do get private beds more often, nicer surroundings etc. There system does however piss away a fortune in inefficiencies.

The government does provide some healthcare services to vulnerable people. Sometimes (like Hawi'i's QWEST) this is better than what working schmucks like me get. However, this care is often limited in scope and as it pays less than private insurance plans, until you actually see it in action you don't realise how inferior it is. As it pays a lot less doctors and specialists are less willing to accept patients with Medicare of QWEST type plans. The insurance is no use if you cannot make a claim.

It is a personal belief and I don't expect others to agree, but I feel we have a duty to ensure every child has a decent education and healthcare irrespective of their parents situation. Frankly we fail at this which is a sad reflection of our society. Big TV's and trucks are not important next to kids health and well being. These kids will be the countries future. Their taxes will pay our retirement (if we are allowed one). We need smart, fit kids. It is also the right thing to do as human beings. Apparently thinking like that makes me a pinko communist or something similar, I think it has something to do with the size of your bbq?

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Re: "and the UK ISPs want to know why they shouldn't get some licence-fee cash."

It is to do with network ingress and egress. You have content producers who make traffic, websites etc, you have viewers at the other end who are basically black holes for data, and you have a varying number of links inbetween. The idea is that the producers pay their provider for the data they produce send out into the world. The networks then either peer with each other or purchase transit from other networks to get it to the user. ISP's (which may or may not be involved with the middle of the chain as backbones) then deliver it to the user. They have a lot of power as they can take data off networks and give it to users, everybody wants to love them! They generally do not pay for connectivity to backbones, however, users pay them. Basically money enters the chain from the end user to pay the isp for the 'last mile' network and from the content producers to pay the backbones to link them to the last mile.

Where all this has fallen over is marketing. ISP's have been driven to offer stupidly cheap pricing. Very few folks are willing to pay for quality and many are trapped by a lack of choice. The ISP's, rather than put up pricing, are looking to change the model to drag more money from the other end of the chain. This is bollocks, the content producers have already paid or come to arrangements to get data off their servers onto a network. If the ISP cannot sustain its arrangements, it needs to charge more and invest more.

Yes peering can become one sided (cogent was famed for this) but that is why contracts are written to drop peering should it become unfair to one party. Peering for free as opposed to buying transit is supposed to be mutually beneficial. If it isn't fire the muppet who wrote the agreement.

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Re: Indoctrinated

This varies state to state. My healthcare is covered by my employer at just under $500 a month. My wifes by her employer (the same amount, same provider) and my kids out of my sad empty wallet (again the same cost per person, same provider, via work but not subsidised by work). It is probably completely different in other states and other jobs.

Should I lose my job I would pay the full amount via cobra for a few months then be left to find coverage by myself.

The system is insanely complicated, nobody knows how much anything actually costs (with the NHS it is free at the point of use, with Bismark models there tends to be a controlled cost which is easy to find, no mass of different pricing), its a mess. Education and health should be basic things we get right for the benefit of our economy and well being. We fail.

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Re: Indoctrinated

US health care costs significantly more than in countries with Beveridge or Bismark models.

http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/hea_spe_per_per-health-spending-per-person

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2225rank.html

US Life expectancy is 50th in the world

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2102rank.html

US 48th in Infant mortality (174th in reverse order)

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2091rank.html

The US system wastes money, it doesn't deliver value for money. It fattens wallets. There is little incentive for preventative care. Many people are not covered. Many people cannot afford treatment they need. I wish it were better but frankly it is overpriced and under delivers unless you happen to be making a fortune selling drugs etc.

As regards socialism. What is an army but socialised protection? Which country has the biggest expenditure on armed forces? Doesn't that make the USA the most socialist country? The same could be said for police forces, fire fighters? Perhaps a little less salad and school dodging would improve peoples health and ability to discuss things rationally. Then again, who ever let facts get in the way of politics!

Police called after Romney's email and Dropbox accounts cracked

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Re: Romney:

Thank you! Good to know there are other sane folks out there.

It has gone way beyond red vs blue. We talk like we are the best but we got lazy. We let our guard down and now corporations own the govt, we don't educate our kids, we don't keep our population healthy, we export our jobs. Our economy is built on loans at every level. Our stock markets overdrive the economy for short term gains which causes a huge collapse. It's about time we started changing some things. I don't care which side is in power, I just want someone to start helping make things better.

Our healthcare bill is 2k a month for a family of 4. Our school fees (including books, uniforms and compulsory fund raising) are 60k a year. I bust my ass to keep a roof over our heads working 2 jobs. I have seen socialised healthcare and education work well in other countries (an army is just socialised protection, but for some it is inconvenient to see it that way), I have also seen capitalism work wonders for the economy (Mrs T in the UK turned the country around). Why can we not have somebody just take the best ways of doing things irrespective of their political persuasion and get shit done.

If this country wants to be great again it needs to work based on real results and not political hyperbole.

(oh and get rid of fox news!)

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Romney:

Dumber than Palin.

Not that I am an Obama fan but we are in for a fun 5 years no matter who gets in. I don't care which party, just let's have a competant, literate candidate with the support of their own party please.

MySQL's growing NoSQL problem

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Re: Matt Asay's bias is showing.

His recent work has declined significantly in quality. His GM \ Facebook article was terrible, and we never did get an answer if he has shares in Facebook.

Facebook underwriters accused of hiding forecast

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Re: Look on the bright side

FB does have value, it will make money (amazon took years to make real money) but I fell its potential and longevity don't warrant a $100bn valuation, closer to $20-$30bn. Still a significant sum of money, just more realistic. Apple is another company that is overvalued but still very valuable. Apple is a $520bn company on market cap with somewhere around $100bn in various assets and cash. It's probably only overvalued by 10-15% in the long term. Apple has more longevity than FB, although we have seen companies fade like MS and Intel. Both still strong by MS used to be huge before the bubble burst.

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Re: @Mike Street (was: Anyone in the private sector who bought into Facebook at IPO ... )

the absence of the information should have been enough to worry people. The problem is the 'market' isn't as smart as people believe. A lot of it works off fear and herd mentality. Plus it is often our money not theirs they are playing with and when it all goes to shit it's our money that bails them out while they take a mild hit to their bonuses for a month or two.

Pints under attack as Lord Howe demands metric-only UK

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Re: Agree

Very true, I hate cups because theres so much variance, fine with cooking, not fine with baking. I just convert to metric or imperial and adjust until its right. Then it works and stays working.

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Re: If keeping track of the two systems is too mentally taxing for Lord Geoffrey Howe,

Give the man a break, he is old enough to remember being paid in salt! :) When you are older than yoda just see how confusing it is for you ordering a pint of beer in the heaviness subsidised Westminster bar. He had his mouth switched over to metric years ago, imperial beer just doesn't fit! (at least not alongside all the bullshit making the opposite journey).

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Metric causes binge drinking

Apparently ridiculous leaps of logic are in vogue here so I may as well play the game.

I have noticed that there is a considerable increase in binge drinking since bottled drinks started to be sold in metric amounts. Obviously metric is to blame for all our kids running around drunk at 4am. We should ban metric and switch back to pints \ quarts and gallons for all alcohol. This should solve our financial and social ills overnight!

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Re: international league tables

Amen, exactly the same problem as the UK. Having lived in both countries, run a business in both countries, I can say that the problems I experienced in both had nothing to do with beer coming in pints. It was entirely to do with poor parenting, under investment in education and people believing that getting razzed every night of the week was more important than earning to money to pay for it.

At no point in the past 10 years have I ever seen a need to abolish the few vestiges of the imperial system. The only arguments I hear for it are basically lies or 'because it hasn't been done yet'. The same type of argument we heard from those that didn't want any metric. We have metric where we need it, we have it where there is a cause for it. the rest simply doesn't warrant the effort.

If you want a public works project that is fine, have one that produces a real benefit. Build a hospital, expand a canal network for freight, rebuild some roads, replace some railway ballast, regenerate some old housing, build some playgrounds. Do something useful, do something that will actually impact positively on peoples lives. Pissing money up the wall on somebodies pet peeve in the middle of a serious financial crisis is utterly irresponsible and personally I find it reprehensible that people would be so selfish. We need people in work, we need them earning and teaching their kids that it is more important to do well in school and earn a wage than it is to play COD 4.

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Re: The reason....

Yes I always thought buying beer in litres was getting in the way of us returning to greatness. Not to mention how confusing having road signs in miles, I bet most engineers never even manage to get to work, let alone build anything. I bet they spend most of their time parked on the hard shoulder converting to km's.

Of course, our fall from greatness has nothing to do with us offering degrees in pub management rather than ensuring our kids can read, write and count. It has nothing to do with all those parents who rather spend all their money in gala bingo and on bargain madness booze rather than ensuring their kids get off the playstation and do their homework.

There are very few vestiges of the imperial system left. The areas of our life where it did matter, where it did confer a competitive advantage to change, have already been changed. The problem with our country is we are carrying too many lazy bugger, too many people have rendered themselves unemployable and far too many people are simply not educated to a high enough level or are educated in a less useful field of study.

If we want to be great we need generations of chemists, engineers, mathematicians and for those not suited to university, we need people who understand what is required to hold down a job. That you have to turn up, every day, on time. That you need to be able to read, write, count and talk coherently. Our economy and society are wrecked, but not by pint glasses? It has been wrecked by laze and entitlement.

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Re: so they invented SAE (Society of American Engineers)

apologies, my mind wandered off to another definition :)

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It isn't tradition for me at least, I Just fail to see enough of a benefit to justify the cost. Especially in the current economic climate. It has been done in some situations where the cost was low, such as the sale of spirits which just required and optic change, and wine I think is sold in metric glass sizes.

To switch Beer from pints, it would mean a large switch of glasses, for what benefit? Just to unify on a single measurement. It isn't like you need a specific amount of beer (other than more), a litre isn't better, personally I would rather see beer sold by the yard! But seriously, if there is a valid reason, like in building a house as mentioned earlier, than sure, if the benefit (such as alignment with Europe for purchasing materials and setting standards) outweighs the cost of retooling I agree, but in those cases it has probably already been done.

This is just another case of an out of touch, overdue for retirement fossil wasting our time and money that would be better directed towards improving the huge ass hole we are currently in. We have wasted billions recently on aircraft carriers, planes, NHS procurement etc ad nauseum (not that we didn't need them, we were just inefficient to the point of idiocy), it's about time we got down to some basics, like making more than we spend, investing in our peoples education and health and not making dumb ass decisions that waste a fortune.

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Re: three different US gallons?

Sorry it was Wet, Dry and Imperial, only 2 of them are specifically American.

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Re: Agree

Is it really that difficult? Not being mean but I was raised with metric at school and imperial at home. I never found an issue with carpentry, even when rebuilding a house, but I am not a professional. Plus, you choose to live with the French, it's your own fault! :)

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Re: Agree

Yeah, they got pissed off with calling it english so they invented SAE (Society of American Engineers) for tools at least, but it is in essence imperial.

These days they refer to their 7 pint gallon as a US Gallon, and their other gallon as a US Dry gallon. Interesting they switched from calling it 'english', especially as they used a different size pint, quart and gallon.

I do sometimes have to remember to convert US > Imperial and back when talking with relatives. I just find it amusing that an average person can cope quite easily with 3 different systems and others find it so difficult. The funny thing is, I think I actually prefer imperial to metric in most things. Base 10 is great for maths, but for actually working with I prefer imperial.

With tools and similar things it can be important, you need to have exactly the right size spanner, but when buying milk or mince (ground beef to the salad dodgers) it doesn't really matter. The world will not be a significantly worse or better place if beer came in half litres, although we all know the price would go up and the volume would go down.

I just find it so amusing that the old fart is so out of touch with reality that in the middle of the biggest financial crisis and depression of nearly the last 100 years he wants to waste untold amounts of money changing something that frankly doesn't matter. Does a road sign being in miles actually change anything. Most if not all cars and bikes readout in both, newer vehicles can switch between the two on their lcd displays. I used to believe the house of lords was an important safety guard against a loony house of commons, now it seems more and more that they are nothing more than a hindrance and a waste of space.

There is a very strong argument to be made for a mandatory retirement age in the house of lords. Howe was born in 1926, making him approximately 86. If this is the most important thing he can come up with I think it's time he was shipped off somewhere with a carriage clock and his ridiculously large pension.

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Re: Agree

The US also has a similar arrangement to ours, if not even more confusing as they have 3 different gallons. Tools come in SAE (imperial in effect, but they didn't like the word imperial) and metric, they use cups instead of weight for most baking, and yet shit still gets done.

I buy my petrol in US Gallons, I don't care what the unit is, I pull the lever until the bikes full. The bike has never rejected fuel because it wasn't sold in litres. On the tools front it means owning more tools which is a bit of a pain. Milk is sold in quarts or gallons, the exact size is rather inconsequential, if I need a set amount I measure it. I don't think I've ever been bothered by it, it's just how it is and you get on with it. It's not exactly killing anyone.

The comments about the size reducing but the price remaining the same are spot on.

I was born in the uk in the 80's, I have no issues using either American or traditional imperial or metric. It's not exactly difficult to do.

Whilst I can see it would make life simpler for the hard of thinking, there are far more important issues to deal with right now and the potential for the gov't to screw this up is immense.

GM snatchback of $10m Facebook ad cash = amateur move

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Re: ah.... th 1990s

I feel very much the same. I have made some pennies over time buying stock in companies like AMD (just as the k7 came out), ntl, intel and a few others, then selling before they crashed in the dot com wake up call.

I think FB is a good company with a solid medium term future, I see them being important over 10-20 years but not 50. It is likely that Intel, Ford, Google etc will be here and important in 50-100 years time. Will Facebook? That is my logic behind believing them to be overvalued.

Consider this, Ford, which made record losses and had to remortgage everything and anything it had during the boom years managed to get its act together. Check out the numbers involved in 2010 and 2011

http://media.ford.com/article_display.cfm?article_id=33916

(google for 2011 results, link is very long)

Whilst I am not a huge fan of their product (ford, ford, 4 wheels on a board, guaranteed to go if you push it etc) I do respect their ability to turn themselves around whilst refusing most of the governments help that others took. During one of the largest financial crisis of our generation, they managed to not only turn a huge loss into a profit, they managed to pay off huge amounts of debt. Their profits were not tokens, $6-8bn USD and roughly the same amounts paid off debt piles. Now look at FB, how far it will have to go to match it, then consider longevity, I can't see FB being worth as much as Ford, yet on market cap FB is worth 2.5 times what Ford is? Yes FB hasn't reached its potential, and Amazon and Google are great success stories that I personally believe will have a strong future, but really? I would take 2.5 Fords over one FB.

Perhaps because many of those making these bet's are using our money and not their own?

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Does Asay own FB shares?

If he did not disclosing that would be highly unprofessional. it would be very interesting to find out if he did indeed own shares in FB, directly or indirectly.

The initial tone of the article is rather disappointing, verging on childish insults which belies an underlying bias. Google provided a great advertising platform for my business (photography), I got a lot of feedback, the CPC model was great etc, it worked very well, was pretty cheap compared to alternatives when viewed on an exposure basis. I ended up spending a lot on adverts with them and it brought in business. Then as en experiment (around the time FB started getting bigger & offering their product) I switched to try it out. It made no difference to leads and sales. So, again just for an experiment, I stopped FB and didn't restart google ads. My business level didn't drop. Further experiments with FB, despite its advantages, didn't lead to any appreciable benefit, it certainly didn't warrant the amounts I was spending. Perhaps I will try google again in the future but probably not FB ads. However, I am not dumb or arrogant enough to assume my experience would apply to everyone.

FB certainly works for some businesses, having an account itself is a useful tool. Far more useful than the advertising was, event spending thousands a month.

I think it is rather pretentious to assume you know better than GM how it is best spending their money (or rather the tax payers money as it is these days). They may go back to it in the future. One thing I do know is that it will not be an uninformed decision, whilst big companies often do dumb things, I know the amount of effort that goes into analysing the effectiveness of advertising. Exec's are judged on how well they use money, how much 'mindshare' they get etc. It isn't directly about how many people bought a gm car directly after clicking on an advert, its about how well the message were transferred and to how many people. They tried FB adverts, they decided that wasn't for them (likely on the back of quite a bit of analysis and discussion), but they would continue using FB in other ways. I don't see how that is either dumb or counter productive.

Facebook's Eduardo Saverin: I'm not a tax-dodger

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Re: Moral vs Legal

I think that is a big difference of attitude here. Neither attitude is wrong, other than in the eyes of the other people. There are probably a larger number of people in Europe who believe they do have a moral obligation to pay tax because of what the states provide both to the person paying the tax and those unable to pay tax. I have used the National Health Service (albeit very rarely), the police, fire service, education etc in my birth country. I had no issue paying tax there (beyond being disgusted at how some of it was wasted), I felt that it was important to ensure I paid my fair share and not go out of my way to find ways to minimise that payment. However, that was in a social capitalist country where the state did provide a lot both to me and those that couldn't afford things for themselves. I firmly believe in kicking lazy people in the ass until they work or letting them starve, but I do think that all kids should get an equal start and equal opportunities in life, at least until they are in a position to make their own future.

In the US, my experience has been that you have to provide for yourself many of the things the state would provide for you. In some respects it is less efficient, but you have more freedom. I do respect the difference and why people choose it. I would wager more people in the US believe it is their duty to pay the least tax possible because the entire ethos of the country is around (I'm struggling for a word other than selfish, because that has negative connotations I don't mean) creating your own future, being responsible for your own wealth and health (despite lawyers trying to convince everyone nothing is their fault and they should sue). The state is something that isn't benevolent, there is very little social care etc. But I have noticed that charitable giving is far more frequent and generous here. Again a shift from state to person. When considering why euros might feel morally obliged to pay taxes, consider the social aspects and that a lot of what the state does in European countries is what charities would do in the USA, and visa versa, before considering Americans selfish \ greedy, remember that they actually just move the onus from the state to themselves to help people \ causes.

No doubt some chump will downvote this because the words were too long, but I have attempted to be non biased.

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Re: what goes around comes around

haha seriously a downvote, for what? Muppet!

For those from my former european home, the tax situation over here varies a bit but basically you pay your federal income tax, medicare tax, social security tax and state income tax (some states don't charge a state tax on income, they just use a sales tax, some use both), then you or your employer (or both of you) pay for your health care, if you are lucky, then you pay property tax to the local thieves guild. Then you often pay a sales tax to the state (here I pay about 8.5% state income tax and 4.2% sales tax). There is fuel duty (state and federal which amounts to approx 16-17% here I think).

Then if you want your kid to be able to read and think (and not just downvote) you pay approx 15-17k a year basic school fees, then another 1-3k in ancillary school junk (registration, uniforms etc), then another 10k per kid in required donations to the school and about 20-30 days a year servitude to the school.

I may be going back to school next year, the bill will be approx 60k per year.

The land of the free, my feckin arse it is. I will fight for this country, I will respect the laws, I will pay my taxes honestly but I will not sit back and pretend all is awesome.

For the merkins, at least in the UK, you pay income tax (similar structure to the US, allowances etc) and national insurance to the guberment. Then you pay property tax to the local thieves guild (who then use it to break paving slabs to their relatives can trip over them and sue for whats left of your taxes). You pay a sales tax of between 12 and 20% depending on where in Europe you are, I think the UK is 20% right now. Fuel has a pretty hefty duty on it, then sales tax on top of that.

Education \ Health etc isn't totally free (often there are loans for higher education and copays for medical treatment, although most countries work off one of two systems that use economies of scale and centralised control of costs), but everyone pays all the time based on their ability to pay. Better or worse? In some areas it seems to be more efficient to do it the European way, although the USA has got some things very right (the WIC programme springs to mind.).

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Re: Just another example of the NOT SO FREE nations child like attitude.

The downvotes have started, I guess my fellow merkins are waking up lol.

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Re: Who was it who said...

Until you get us citizenship, as a legal immigrant, you pay taxes without being able to vote, even in local elections. Not something I agree with but you take the good and the bad :-)

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Re: Your one of us, or one of them.

It does allow it, the confusion probably arises from the fact that if you become American you have to renounce any other citizenship, but if you are already (or once you become ) American you can attain dual citizenship, at least that's how I understood it.

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Re: what goes around comes around

Do they? When you factor in healthcare (24kusd a year, an average of 500 usd per month per person), education (35k usd a year in our household) etc to make it like for like I pay more tax in the USA than in Europe by far, even including the additional vat and fuel duty in Europe.

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Re: Just another example of the NOT SO FREE nations child like attitude.

Yes because Europe has such terrible things like Bismark & Beveridge universal healthcare systems that deliver better quality care at between half and one third the cost. They have education free at the point of use.

Nasty socialist ideas that turn out to be better and cheaper. Before you spout out some rubbish about how America's system is better, go check out the annual cost of healthcare vs life expectancy & quality of care. Despite costing twice as much per person & not offering universal coverage the USA's system is ranked 37th in the world.

Having experienced quite a few countries around the world, including the USA and several European countries, America would be smart to look at what other countries are doing and learn from them. America has so much potential, it's sad to see it wasted.

Child support IT fail: Deadbeat mums 'n' dads off the hook

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Paris Hilton

The system is broken. My uncle suddenly found his wages docked every month for child support, for his kids, that he lives with, with his wife. They haven't split up in any way shape or form at any point. There was no paperwork to suggest why this happened and it took lawyers (years) to get the deductions stopped and the money eventually, begrudgingly refunded but apparently it was their fault. I have zero time or respect for these disgusting winnets on the arse of our society.

Even Paris isn't that retarded.

Copyfighters jumpstart MPs' probe into Blighty's IP law

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Re: Moving Beyond Copyright

So tell me, as a photographer, why should people be able to use my work without paying me an amount I see fit? Also why should I cede my right to refuse certain people or groups access to my work? If you created something wouldn't you want to be able to feed your family and prevent disreputable groups like the Tories using your work?

I'm genuinely interested in what you think the motivation to work would be? Why would I spent six figures a year on equipment, supplies etc?

And if copyright goes, patents are next, good luck getting gskb to develop a new antibiotic at a cost of billions only to have it copied a week later with no recourse.

Copyright was a method of the crown stuffing its purse, bestowing favours and increasing its influence. Yes, at its most basic is is a short term (although some of those short terms are quite long) monopoly that will eventually see works enter the public domain, but the bigger payoff is ensuring that needs are catered for. It's investment protection.

German education minister accused of copying in class

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Re: Their own fault

I have a lot of respect for Merkel, a 'real' science degree is tough. You are correct, Germany has a preoccupation with aristocracy and doctorates. Anything less than a phd is viewed as a failure, and to be fair a phd is a benchmark for original thought. This has led to soft doctorates (affectionately referred to as basket weaving degrees) and pressure to complete at any cost. Not everyone is suited to a doctorate and not having one is not a mark of failure, I could hardly call our plumber a failure with his renumeration. I remember feeling rather stupid calling my mentor at a petrochem company Dr all the way through an early meeting for him to correct me afterwards. He had no phd but was one of the smartest chemical engineers I have ever met. I learnt it was much better not to place any letters after my name or use any prefix.

'Oppressive' UK copyright law: More cobblers from IP quangos

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Fail.

No you cannot copy a bank note but if it breaks \ wears out you get another free. As soon as dollarwood dispenses free replacement disks I won't need a backup copy.

Crap like this is why I left the UK. Yes copyright laws could be rethought but a big reason the UK became so prominant in the inddustrialised world was its inventors and designers, who could only do so because they were allowed to benefit from their investment of time and money. The same could be said of our creative industry, our writers, our artists, photographers, musicians etc. Between freetards and publishers wanted free content (or the power to take what they want at a price they decide) there is very little incentive left to create.

How do you think it will go when an inventor / scientist / artist / musician etc approaches an investor with the line "I'd like X million to do this but due to dumbass freetards it will be instantly copied so we won't recoup any money". Where will the investment in films, music, art etc come from?

Biennial boner blights Beemer biker

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BMW riders

It wasn't the seat causing the boner, it was the mirrors.

Computer nostalgia is 10 PRINT 'BOLLOCKS'

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Help for those encumbered with their virginity.

You can be interested in computers and get some serious tupping done. First you need to understand why you aren't currently. This is for a few reasons (all may not apply),

1- You have the physique of a rolled up duvet.

2- You have a basement complexion

3- They aren't interested in your interests

4- You are interested in their interests

So you need to change these. I shall use cobol line numbering as cobol rocks!

00001 Find a farm, a proper one with a fat old man in charge who doesn't believe in machinery. A stables is a must!

00002 Spend a summer doing the harvest etc. 4:30am to 10pm running around pulling trailers, carrying several sacks of grain, potatoes, carrots etc up and down ladders will get you fit and tanned.

00003 Now wangle a job in the stables. Horsie girls will frequent them. Horsie girls are naughty! This is a good thing.

00004 Get to know a little about horses (see warning below), take an interest in them, this gives you something to talk to horsie girls about.

00005 Wait for a cool morning, muck out the stables without your shirt on. Now you are in a position where they know you, you are comfortable speaking to them, you have a decent physique and again, they want you. You will quickly find yourself in the tack shed playing hows your father with Sally Branston-Pickle-Smythe*

There was always some kind of weird correlation between longer surnames and loving a bit of rough! Whatever works in your favour.

Horses are 1000lbs of teeth, muscle and hooves and about 1/4 ounce of brain. About 49% of this brain is devoted to eating, 50% to pure evil and 1% to standing up. Try not to go near them alone. I saw one of them bite the side of a girls face off for no reason, other than the voices told it to?

Oh and you get paid for all this, which helps fund your hobby / dirty secret.

Google G-drive app leak sparks 5GB file vault riddle

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Devil

Re: 5Gb, 25Gb, whatever... today's need can be measured in terrabytes, surely? :o

uh huh, and who does livedrive get their storage from? Most 'cloud' backup solutions use amazon. A couple like Backblake or Bqbackup roll their own but most (again backblaze is the exception) that roll their own are not unlimited.

The bottom line is there is a per gig per month charge somewhere in the supply chain, heavy use of an 'unlimited' solution will see you terminated or throttled which renders the service useless. Once you pass a certain threshold you cost them money each month. There is no other revenue stream (as smugmug has print sales) and once the average usage rises higher than the cost their profit just became a loss and the heavy users get tossed. 5TB at amazons lowest listed price is 5000x3.7c a month = $185 a month. How long you think you will be able to pay $7.95 for $185 worth of product :)

I am a photographer, I shoot a few tb a year, nothing crazy by current standards and nothing compared to the video guys but raws and mf scans add up. I did try an unlimited service, it too two years to backup (literally) and when I had a primary drive failure the only restore option was buying insanely overpriced external drives from them and having them shipped because it was my primary drive and their system wouldn't recognise the replacement drive as being the same system and they wouldn't do a selective restore yadda yadda pay here. Even then a full restore process would have taken a while (16TB @10mbps = approx 149 days or something similar?). The cloud is great for keeping your docs folder synced across multiple devices. It's even ok for something like smugmug (although I have long been using more than I pay for and effectively costing them money each month) but for a significant amount of valuable data, unless you pay per gig you are risking a nasty accident. I just backup to multiple external drives and leave them in secure locations (along with the original raid 10 array'd copy). Once a year I ensure all the backup drives are ok.

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IOS Cornflakes

MS Cornflakes - all grey in colour, surprisingly tasty, vastly underrated, only bought by about 6 normal consumers a year, forced on millions of workers.

IOS Cornflakes - individually crushed under the feet of Chinese infant workers, nibbled into a uniform shape and size. Box designed by a team of 160 phd's to give the optimal opening experience. Can only be eaten from an ibowl and you have to take the spoon back to the store to be cleaned each time.

Android Cornflakes - Every few minutes the box vibrates and all the cornflakes fall out the bottom.

BEOS Cornflakes - We all heard about them once, but how many people actually tried them? A passing fad like tab clear.

NDS says Beeb's Panorama emails were 'manipulated'

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Re: "The BBC is obliged by its charter to be impartial"

I wasn't aware of that, thanks for sharing!

The bbc is a great source of news for non political stories or those from outside the UK. It's a lifeline here in the states, fox is a tragedy. However, within the UK they have always been somewhat left of central. Like the newspapers tend to have their own slant, the bbc had it's slant, the difference was the charter saying they shouldn't. The problem is not so much the reporters as the editors et al who influence the tone.

Yes they are moderate lefties but be thankful you don't have fox! They're so far right they fell off. There's a clip of Murdoch being interviewed that's a classic, all the 'yes mr chairman'.

Republicans shoot down proposed ban on Facebook login boss-snoop

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Re: GOP Voters = Turkeys Voting for Xmas

You forgot the 'floating vote' who will vote for whoever has the bigger budget for adverts to smear their opponent and lie their smarmy heads off.

Unfortunately there are a great many people who do vote on party lines. In the UK I have voted for both 'new' labour, the tories and the other yellow one that never does very well ;). {Or me in the US, it isn't so much the policies (both the middle right democrats and the ultra far right republican parties have mostly good ideals) they just have mostly terrible candidates who cannot effectively implement their policies. Obama couldn't get some laws past his own party and the GOP honor roll makes me cry (Palin, Bachmann, Bush 2.0, Santorum et al), I don't care which side the next POTUS is from, I just want one with half a brain who can keep his or her party in line, keep their religion out of their politics and their johnson out the interns. I expect to be dissappointed.

BOFH: Dawn raid on Fort BOFH

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You forgot the box usually contains a canon notejet. That was exec candy 20 years ago.

Half of Apple fanbois would bank with the iPad titan

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Avoiding tax

This could be a great way for apple to further use their assets abroad without having to pay tax repatriating them. Their warchest in the US is spoken for, they have their old policy of keeping cash for opportunities, investing in the supply chain etc and also the newly announced measures (dividends, buybacks etc). I doubt they would want to touch their US funds much, but those foreign funds, whilst I doubt they are idle, could be used.

Apple is huge (and given apples market cap is the same ball park as the top 5 mining companies in the world combined, possibly a little overvalued) and they face a huge task in staying where they are. IBM took a long time to find itself again, I can't see them disappearing. but big companies have hit serious trouble before. Something like this could make or break them.

They probably have many ideas about what to do with their stockpile, I'm sure a banking would have been mentioned at some point. As mentioned car makers made good money on financing. Apple I believe uses Barclays for financing their B2C sales, they could start by moving that inhouse, then credit cards would probably be the next logical step then a 'savings bank' (to build up US based deposits) before moving into a brick and mortar full service bank.

Osborne names UK cities to land £100m broadband bonanza

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Re: I thought the communications network was privatised already

With politicians it is usually because

- their wife owns shares in the company

- their brother in law is on the BOD for the company

- the company has promised to create X number of jobs in a particular MP's constituency.

ad nauseum.

Cynical perhaps but not exactly untrue.

What you say is largely correct, subsidies can help and are no bad per se. The problem comes with how they are decided upon. Often a carrot and stick approach is needed, like landfill tax and subsidies for recycling projects. Don't just subsidise what you want, try and find a way of balancing it.

Right now we have an issue with drug companies not developing new antibiotics because they view it as not as profitable as drugs that mitigate the side effects of eating like a black hole and never moving. So put a small tax (or tax increase) on something like say OTC headache medicine (which has such huge volume a small levy would have minimal impact per person but generate significant revenue) and put the revenue into research grants or something similar.

The republicans would argue that then it would be government interfering in private business (which they seem ok with when it is bailing out banks) but if there is a need in society for something but it isn't viewed as profitable enough then surely that is where some government intervention is required. Otherwise in a decade or two's time we will be struggling to develop drugs quickly enough and deaths will increase significantly.

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Re: Worrying

Well put. I can't help but think that what we needed to do originally was ftth instead of adsl. Yes adsl was cheaper initially and allowed for cheaper services (although 512k wasn't all that cheap) we kept putting off what we really needed to do. Adsl is great if you live in a tent on the roof of the exchange but even a mile or two away the speed drops significantly. Vdsl is more of the same, great speeds if you live over the road but the drop off is steep.

Put in ftth and lease access to virgin media to expand their footprint which should help offset the high costs of the civils work somewhat.

You're crap and paid too much for the little work you actually do

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IT Departments don't make a profit.

I found this very interesting. It is a minefield but one of the best methods of dealing with it that I have personally experienced was giving departments their own IT budget and them having to pay for services from the IT department. It resulted in a situation where without having to know many technical details, other departments could appreciate where the money went. There suddenly was very little wastage (many additional printers, monitors, laptops etc were returned, reduced software costs alone saved us a fortune, suddenly managers found they could dock a laptop and do without a desktop etc) and also we could reinvest the money we were wasting into core projects to improve service. We didn't cede much by way of power, we just found a way of letting managers know that doubling your department size cost real money and laying off half the department and leaving 150 PC's idle in a room also cost money. It was also great to see departments taking an interest, normally I was a little cautious about suggestions from other departments but the beancounters actually volunteered to use kyocera printers to save on costs as they believed they didn't need 'better'.

The IT department got revenue from other departments based on their usage but also we did have a capital projects budget for bigger back end expenditures. It probably wouldn't work for every company but it did help people ascribe value to what we did without over complicating the situation. Departments also got to reinvest part of their savings into their own departments.

Does running a backup make a profit, yes (hopefully) if you are charging for it! (and can do basic maths).

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Re: Or...

The author is correct in as much as the tactics do work in some companies, notably those with poor management. I have 'played the game' it does work, but having also worked at companies where the managers have been 'promoted from the ranks', know your job well, and can recognise your performance it can be career suicide.

Personally I wouldn't want to work for a company that puts too much value on window dressing and not enough on real performance but I respect others do. Walking in and raping the company for everything you can get is fair game, there's plenty of companies would do the same to you. Luckily I work now for a company that actually pro actively rewards its better employees and there is daily interaction between most levels of staff, the joys of a SME :)

Steve Jobs' death clears way for '7.85-inch iPad prototype'

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Re: 7.85"

God no, SAE will live on here until an asteroid hits. My bike is 99.999% metric, only the 2 nuts holding the licence plate on are bloody SAE/Imperial. I swear craftsman bribes the govt to keep SAE just to sell you double the number of tools.