* Posts by Silverburn

1609 publicly visible posts • joined 24 May 2011

Rumour: Asus rejects $99 Nexus 7... rumour

Silverburn

...assuming they can prove it is indeed subsidised, of course.

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Unhappy

Permanently subsided products to sell them at below cost and gain market share = anti-competitive.

Guaranteed Satan's minions (aka Apple lawyers) are standing by on this one.

McFlurry McMisdemeanour costs Welsh lass McJob

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Happy

Re: Wasted talent

and that *despite* her UK university education.

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Re: McBastards

McShite?

That wasn't chocolate she sprinkled on...

Skydiver sets date for 'supersonic' edge-of-space PLUNGE

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Re: Mach 3

oh man. Brown trouser moment there.

Though I understand a flight in the SR71 was typically just a series of brown trouser moments.

Apple MacBook Air 13in review

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Re: Next up...

I'm sure el reg could have tested within 24hrs of release had they wanted to.

But - just like the car mags - the real value comes in the long term tests, where they are exposed to real world usage. And given the stupendous prices Apple charges, you'd really want to be extra sure you were making a good investment.

Silverburn

Re: External drives?

Not really - unless you're planning to video edit a 1080p holywood blockbuster, or finalising that nuclear reactor design in AUTOCAD while sitting in starbucks. Which I doubt. For 90% of users, what they do while portable will not be the same as the stuff they do at their desk.

For most, the most storage intensive stuff (while mobile) will be showing off family vids and photo's and watching/listening to a few (not all) of their media files while travelling, whereas Word and powerpoint stuff will barely register. So the Authors comments about iphoto and itunes are pertinent for the majority of users.

And if you're the minority who wants more while portable, why are you even looking at the Air? Surely a fully specced retina or Win box with conventional high capacity spinning media is more your thing?

Silverburn

I have the same itunes/iphoto problems, with a 160gb and 560gb respectively. I solved this through setting up 2 external drives, and storing stuff there.

- for itunes stuff, I just transfer the stuff (videos/tv shows mainly) to the internal drive locally when it's needed. Plays just fine using quicktime; itunes itself is not needed.

- for iphoto, I leave it all on the external, and use the photostream feature for stuff you want portable, though it's a bit hit and miss.

- 2nd drive is for time machine.

Not an ideal setup I admit, but at these sizes of both libraries not many laptops (win or OSX) can take both completely.

No, the real problem is imovie. It's a storage bitch if you plan to be portable.

Mighty quake shook ENTIRE PLANET, broke tectonic plate

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Happy

Doomed!

We're doomed! All doomed! Doomed I tell ya!

Oh wait - maybe not.

Apple weekend iPhone 5 sales miss forecasts

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Boffin

I know exactly how this analyst did this, because I just did it myself.

1. Look around office, and shout out "so who's getting a new iP5 then. once it's announced?"

2. Count number of responses. Count both the "yes" and "meh"'s as YES

3. Faint surprise when the "meh"'s don't buy once phone spec is actually announced

4. Rationalise the "meh" responses down to the reason that since most are 4/4S users already and probably running IOS6, there's no real reason (aka killer new feature) to upgrade for.

Where do I send my analyst invoice to...?

Pirate Party takes Mayor's chair in Swiss city

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that the organization is in disarray in that country. Earlier this month, reports emerged of organizational problems – including non-payment of fees, in-fighting, and poor strategy.

Until they add "embezzlement of public funds", "moral flexibility" and "corruption" to the list, they'll never be a real political party. Looks like they're halfway there though...

Events in stratosphere can affect Earth's entire climate

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Boffin

So popping off a few nukes in the high atmosphere is still ok, right...?

http://www.john-daly.com/bigbangs.htm

Apple demands $707m more from Samsung

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Mushroom

Oh just fuck off Apple you greedy bastards.

Written - reluctantly - on iPad.

Climate sceptic? You're probably a 'Birther', don't vaccinate your kids

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Happy

Sounds like a standard "peer review process" to me.

Once they've finished slating him, they might even read the paper. Or at least the 1 page summary.

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Alien

Missing off the list: Creationism. Or aliens.

Proof - as if any were needed - that people will believe or rationalise *anything*.

Mars rover Curiosity gets ready to blast its first rock

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Facepalm

Re: I hope JPL uploaded some more audio

Never mind the "peew, peew" bit...how about that other Holywood abomination - the entirely visible laser beam in clear air/vacuum?

In dust/smoke/gas free environments there is nothing for the laser to bounce off, so the only visible aspects at the source and destination points. Yet, without fail, (in holywoodland) laser beams are seen as solid beams of colour.

And even better, in some films you can even see the beam travel. Even though it would be impossible for the human eye to detect the light in travel.

Latest iPhone hacked to blab all your secrets

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Re: IOS, bleegh but morre serious

No he's not- he's too busy putting the finishing touches on HL3...

Or at least I hope he is!

iPhone 5 tops benchmark chart

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Happy

Benchmarks = bollox

Does IO6 on iphone5 *feel* fast and smooth? Yes = WIN

Does Jelly bean on an S3 *feel* fast and smooth? Yes = WIN

Does win8 on 920 *feel* fast and smooth? Yes = WIN

Frankly, we should all be grateful the useability can now be taken for granted, regardless of our platform allegance.

Group hugs!

Acer Iconia Tab A700 32GB HD Android tablet review

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Childcatcher

Iggle Piggle

..anyone get a flashback to "In the night garden" when looking at that desktop picture, on page 1?

Just me? That'll learn me for watching too much TV with my kids.

Microsoft bod dreams up 'Star Trek holodeck' games console

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Coat

Pfft.

You're all wrong.

Stuff your games; the killer app - as it always has been - is PORN.

Got a BMW? Thicko thieves can EASILY NICK IT with $30 box

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Re: On X5/X6 it's fixed. The rest of us have to wait 8 weeks

Not sure why BMW even bothered with these. They managed to make them as unattractive as possible is every conceivable way to ensure nobody would actually want to steal them. Even thieves have some standards.

For other (true) examples: See Ford's Ka. So utterly dire than not a single UK vehicle has been stolen since production of v2 started.

iPhone 5 has 'laser keyboard, holographic images'

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Made to make Fox look bad? So it's genuine Fox footage then...

Boffins receive quantum key from moving plane

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Joke

The experiment was conducted just after sunset at Munich’s Oberpfaenhofen airport to avoid errors that could be introduced by sunlight.

Damn those German Vampire scientists!

Apple threatens to ruin peace worldwide with voice-controlled iMacs

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Happy

Why voice controlled itunes will fail

1. "Play that song...you know, that one by Alanis Morriset...something, something pill. Or something."

2. "Play that song...you know, that one that goes da, da, dee, dum, da, da"

3. "Play something mellow. Maybe Jazz. Or some chilled electronic. You decide"

4. "God, I hate this one. Play something better will you?"

5. "Play that one from the British Airways advert, with some burd singin' on it"

Haynes Build Your Own Computer book review

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Angel

Re: Not really building a computer, is it?

Building or "assembling" a PC isn't about slotting any old components together and booting it up...we can buy an off the shelve item for that.

It's more about the attention to detail, from choosing the components you have researched to death to provide the optimal performance (for your chosen budget) to the quality of the fitting and routing of the cabling/piping, to the build and optimisation of the OS and drivers.

You don't finish a proper PC thinking "ok, it's done". A properly built machine will be a work of art. In your eyes at least, because you know what went into it.

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Joke

Pfft. Amateurs!

Look at that...as if anyone actually uses a anti-static strap anymore...

And there's no mention at all of the most important tool you need - swearing. Nor the answer to the important question of: "is the motherboard supposed to bend like that?". The answer is YES btw. In my mind.

Information is the UI in Windows 8, says design guru

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Coat

Re: Grocking TIFKAM

I just read it as TIT CAM anyway...

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Windows

Shange Morris - UI evangelist for MS?

Sorry, but if he was involved in "ribbon" in anyway, that does ding his credibility just a tad.

Ultimate bacon sarnie scrap starts to sizzle

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Coat

Re:Baps

Anymore than a handful is a waste.

Microsoft preparing for diskless Windows 8 PCs

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Recovery partitions are alright...

*IF* that partition contains a vanilla install, and *if* the partition size is sensible (eg don't have a 20gb partition for a 4gb install image).

However, what it normally means is it's filled with bloatware, desktops etc from the off, so you spend the first hour post-install getting rid of it all.

Everything Everywhere swept away by its own 4G hype tsunami

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Facepalm

Looks like another marketing department has disappeared up its own arse again.

Real world:

- 50% of actual coverage delivered, and really patchy

- actual bandwidth is nearer 20% of quoted figures

- It's flaky as fuck for the first 3 months

- costs are higher than expected = higher monthly contracts

Intel contextual awareness: 'We know what your wife is up to'

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Ignoring the moral question, the practical questions remain:

- how do you apply logic to the hard sensor data?

- how do you distinguish between useful soft data and the junk data, given you're actually relying on people using calendars, and in a consistent manner? (tip: only the truly anal will keep a domestic calendar).

- how do you overlay soft data with hard data?

Want to avoid another cookie law mess? Talk to EU bods next time

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FAIL

Banning "evil" cookies on legit sites = a ton of work

Evil sites not hosted in EU = completely ignore this, and continue to use "evil" cookies

Ergo: law penalises the legit orgs and annoyy the user with cookie warnings, while the "evil" sites the law aims to target continue as normal. Joe Bloggs continues to have no idea what cookies are.

End result? See icon.

Dredd movie review

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Angel

Re: It's ...

May be... But I still have the sudden urge to watch the stallone Edition...

Apple urged to defy China's one child policy

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FAIL

Lots of downvotes for perfectly sensible non-soylent-green methods of population control.

And the downvoter's solutions to the problems of large populations are....? Just ignore it and carry on as normal?

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Hear, hear.

What the idiolistic tree huggers seem to have forgotten is the China *had* to introduce this; it's projected population growth was way outstripping it's available tech and resources at the time and it was a ticking timebomb.

Frankly there are some lessons (unpleasant though they may be) to learn here for other countries with population issues.

Nokia apologizes for faking Lumia 920 ad

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FAIL

So...the fancy new image processing is likely to be bollox as well then, is that right?

Looks like we'll just have to wait for the real world reviews and ignore the sewage coming out of yet another marketing department. As per normal.

Online bank punters tricked into approving theft of their OWN CASH

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Re: Stupidity is a luxury

No probs: what's your logon details?

Lets hope I can't edit your destination SMS number without an mTAN...

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Holmes

C'mon, name and shame...which bank???

The world's first Windows Phone 8 hands on – what's it like?

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Thumb Up

Hmmm

Normally I wouldn't give these a second glance, but this time...hmmm.

- big screen and HD too

- good camera

- better mult-tasking

- better tiles

This could be in with a shout come xmas, when I'm due for a replacement...and for once all three OS'es are pencilled in:

- Lumina 920 (win 8)

- Galax Note 2 (Android)

- Iphone 5 (ios)

Not bad eh? good time ahead!

China and Japan face off over Pacific Ocean rare earth rights

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Childcatcher

Won't someone think of the...errr...bottom-living ecosystem such scrapping activities have a bad habit of wiping out?

You'll be on a list 3 hrs after you start downloading from pirates - study

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Black Helicopters

IP Addresses in Switzerland...

... Count as "private/Personal information", and thus protected constitutionally.

Just sayin'...

Microsoft claims Windows Server 2012 is 'first cloud OS'

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My thoughts exactly. +1.

And for my secure Datacentre why would I want "cloud" anyway?

Personally, I'd much rather see a commercially available "hardened at the factory" fork, or a "hardened" option on the installer.

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Facepalm

"This is perhaps the biggest release of our server products in history, bigger than NT,"

What...you mean just like last time, when you said the exact same thing?

Apple confirms 'surprise' September 12 event

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"pomaceous-minded cognoscenti"

Phrase of the week!

Organic food offers basically no health benefit, boffins find

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Re: Efficiency vs Etthics

They do, but tractor diesel is only a fraction of the total oil-based material used in agriculture. A lot of it actually goes on pesticides and fertilizers, neither of which are used in organic.

Note: I'm not claiming organic is better produce. Just that it uses less petro-chemical materials.

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Thumb Down

I hope you're being sarcastic, because this is complete bollox otherwise.

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Organic = better

...but not for the reasons you normally think off. Personally, I can't taste the difference, and don't really give a shit.

However, I do know that Organic farming uses far far less petro-chemicals in its production. This becomes important when talking about "peak oil" etc. We can replace oil as a fuel and even as a material (plastics) but we're not doing such a great job removing it from agriculture. Also, there is evidence to to show "soil fatigue" which is considerably reduced by going organic. The reduced yields could be compensated for by using high productivity GM crops.

So I say ignore the health bollox. Just go organic to go save money, reduce oil dependence and save the environment. Errr...sort of.

Boffins create super-muscular 'Hulk' mice: Humans next

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Happy

Re: Only relevant to genuinely healthy diets; the Type 2 Diabetes suggestion is hilarious!

Corn flakes are bad???

Nooooooooo...

One of life's little pleasures is a bowl of CF in the morning, using a new bottle of cold milk (with all the cream on top), and some sugar sprinkled over.

And now you've ruined it. You bastard.