* Posts by Brewster's Angle Grinder

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DUP site crashes after UK general election

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Re: But seriously...

"would that pass Italy's record for # of elections in 1 year?"

We had two general elections in 1910 and two again in 1974.

Forcing digital forensics to obey 'one size fits all' crime lab standard is 'stupid and expensive'

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Re: Not just commercial forensic labs...

Thanks for all your comments. It's good to read the views of someone who knows their shit has experience in the field..

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Yeah, "accredited" would have made the joke work better. However I'm pretty thinly accredited and very widely indebited.

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I'm not certified to comment on this story.

Infosec guru Schneier: Govts will intervene to regulate Internet of Sh!t

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Re: "So far virtually all customer modifications of IoT devices made them more secure"

"My heating system also requires a mandatory yearly check by an approved technician - and I wouldn't like some idiots mess with its firmware, given what it burns."

WTF?! You're using a nuclear reactor to heat your home? God, you're brave.

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Re: Others problems first

"I do agree that something needs to be done but not by the governments , it needs to be done by the people themselves, they need educated by professionals not by marketeers."

If people were going to educate themselves they would have done it by now. And anyway, how does an uneducated person separate a "professional" from a snake oil saleman "marketeer"?

The government is us. Today, of all days, that should be apparent. We nominate our representative. They talk to the experts and make decisions on our behalf.

NSA leaker bust gets weirder: Senator claims hacking is wider than leak revealed

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Re: OTT

"Chelasea Elizabeth Manning wasn't Chelsea as a man; before she was she, he was called Bradley Edward Manning"

The joke was her surname is Man[n]-ing.

Break crypto to monitor jihadis in real time? Don't be ridiculous, say experts

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"it's about politics, which is the opposite of logic."

And most people here are trying to beat politics with logic.

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Joke

We can only hope the terrorists will audit libSSL and fix all its bugs for us.

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balancing harms

"So either we have strong security or we have no security."

False dichotomy. The government can look at my bank records but my nosey neighbour can't. And similarly we could escrow messages without backdooring the crypto -- giving me more security than rot13 but less than end-to-end encryption. So your job is to explain to my nosey neighbour, without side-stepping the question, why Whatsapp chats should receive a level of protection greater than that accorded to my money or (AFAIK) my voicemail.

Because the end goal of the state is to make the use of end-to-end encryption a prosecutable offence anywhere in the western world. Sure the contents of a server might occasionally end up on the front page of the News of the World or on Wikileaks. But we've lived with that. We coped. And politicians would rather deal with an embarrassing leak than dead children. And my nosey neighbour, who anyway has a vested interest in reading my comms, would eagerly agree that's the right trade off to make.

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Re: "The former policy wonk -

He may have been talking bollocks, but his performance was far better than his interlocutor. Any non-tech person listing would have been listening along and saying, "Why can't we do this, it all sounds reasonable."

Going to Mars may give you cancer, warns doc

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Re: give the transport ship a magnetosphere

Well some of the stuff you need to shield against isn't charged (X-rays and gamma rays) and the Earth has a shit load of shielding -- sufficient for life to survive without a magnetic field.

And the Earth's magnetic field may not be strong, but it extends 10 times the Earth's radius so has plenty of room to "bend" particles round the Earth. (It's much more complicated than bending - plasma physics with induced currents. Urgh.) So a couple of dipole magnets aren't going to do it.

And I don't know what the consequences of a larger field would be on our biology.

UK PM May's response to London terror attack: Time to 'regulate' internet companies

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Re: The Internet again!

"That was the Christians, because part of the library was also used as a pagan temple."

According to Wikipedia, "There is little consensus on when books in the actual library were destroyed....Ancient and modern sources identify four possible occasions for the partial or complete destruction of the Library of Alexandria: Julius Caesar's fire during his civil war in 48 BC; the attack of Aurelian in AD 270–275; the decree of Coptic Christian pope Theophilus of Alexandria in AD 391; and the Muslim conquest of Egypt in (or after) AD 642".

The open source community is nasty and that's just the docs

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Re: Have they surveyed other groups?

A survey of Twitter users would certainly make an interesting control group.

Boffins find evidence of strange uranium-producing bacteria lurking underground

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Re: Environmentalists

"Isn't contaminated ground water a problem for everyone and not just for "environmentalists"?"

Only if it's close to the site of a brewery.

BA IT systems failure: Uninterruptible Power Supply was interrupted

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"You have to factor in the Mails need to pont the blame at someone foreign."

Much like the comment threads here.

Bank of Canada finds flaws with current blockchain solutions

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Re: Three problems

They explicitly weren't talking about bitcoin. I don't know the technologies they were evaluating (Etherium and Corda) so I don't know whether they suffer from these problems.

No H-1B visas? No problem, we'll offshore says Tech Mahindra

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Re: Simple government response...

"[A webpage is] written and hosted outside the US. Company in the US logs in uses page. How much do you charge?"

The first thing would be to determine whether duty was even due. Imagine a lengthy rulebook that determines whether a service is SAAS or something else (e.g. logging into a medical database might not count---since the software is incidental to the service provided---but logging in to Office 365 clearly would). That might push companies into purchasing the end service, rather than buying software and employing locals to provide it.

If duty was due, it could be a flat tariff. But it would more likely be a percentage of the price. That's easy to see if there's a purchase. But if the service was provided internally, from a foreign arm, then accountants would be required to concoct a price -- with plenty of paperwork to support their assertions. Or perhaps companies would switch to free software, and donate to open source devs in foreign lands.

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Re: USA has no problems with mahindra offshoring bluff we will just impose 35% extra duty

We could attempt to explain why this approach would be bad, but I'm not sure your brain would cope.

(Question for experts: would the US constitution allow tariffs to be applied unilaterally to one company?)

Millimetre wave.. omigerd it's going nowherrr.. Apple, you say?

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Re: I live in a vacuum!

"I know that rain reflects Radar and seems to slow my microwave linked broadband but maybe someone here knows if mm waves are similarly affected."

My simple rule of thumb is to compare the wavelength of the signal with the thickness of the conductor; EM waves won't be attenuated by anything much smaller than they are (as the conductor is not big enough to set up an opposing wave). The most dramatic example of this is sending radio messages to submarines: where the waves used are thousands of kilometres long.

BA CEO blames messaging and networks for grounding

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Re: Rule 1 of Press Releases

I thought Dangermouse always did the driving, not Penfold?

Shadow Brokers lay out pitch – and name price – for monthly zero-day subscription service

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Re: Someone should teach these idiots about how to run a business

While they're at it, can they give the CEO of BA a few lessons.

'Do not tell Elon': Ex-SpaceX man claims firm cut corners on NASA part tests

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Re: Don't be their 'rogue engineer'

"Y'know, the one who cut corners, had a bad attitude, not a team player, incompetent, perhaps even dangerous."

My reputation precedes me.

Astroboffins spot a new type of galaxy bursting with stars

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Re: Artist's Impression..

NASA and ESA spend all that money sending an artist out there to paint it, and you complain?

Mine's the spacesuit, thanks.

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Re: Query....

I think Katyanna is garbling things again. The abstract of the preprint harmjschoonhoven dug up makes it clear these astroboffins have found high-star-forming quasar-free galaxies next to quasar host galaxies. It looks like things have then got muddled in El Reg's copy. We probably should report it.

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Re: arXiv

Thanks.

Microsoft court victory prompts call for data-grabbing regime

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I can understand how prematurely releasing the bombers name harmed the investigation. But what harm came from releasing pictures of bomb fragments? The Guardian's Editorial sums it up nicely. (That's the first time I've ever said that.)

Orbital boffins cut four years off NASA mission to shiniest object in the Solar System

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@iglethal

I had the same thought. But a chunk of that year is probably allocated to trying to get the mass down, trying to make it work on the available power, trying to make it fit into the space available, and testing this fragile design. So maybe even the design team will thank you for lifting all those restrictions.

Attempt at building kinder, gentler Reddit downvoted off the Web

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Re: Show me the goods

F12

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EU ministers approve anti-hate speech video rules

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Why do discussions about hate speech end up so hate-filled?

Britain's on the brink of a small-scale nuclear reactor revolution

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Fusion is saleable.

That''s why separating the yet-to-demonstrated-as-commercially-viable fusion from the commercially-viably-if-heavily-subsidised fission is important. Fission is "nuclear power" with its toxic legacy of negative PR. It's what causes stars to explode. Fusion is the "wholesome", "harmless" process which makes the sun's shine. The difference is that between a shark and a dolphin. Yes, they both swim in the water (or manipulate the nuclei) and they both have fins, but that's about all they have in common with each other.

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Way to go conflating fusion and fission. Nuclear fusion is not "nuclear power" as any layman understands it. And given it has different risks, it has no place in a discussion about fission reactors.

Particle boffins calculate new constraints for probability of finding dark matter

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Make mine a monopole!

Magnets! They also make you smarter and burn calories. Magnets, they're the solution to everything!

Gravitational waves permanently change spacetime, say astroboffins

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Preprint!

It's like the days of Lucy Sheriff all over again. :roll:

Google leak-hunting team put under unwelcome spotlight

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Re: More to this than meets the eye.

No, but all your Brian Katz are belong to us.

Cloud giants 'ran out' of fast GPUs for AI boffins

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Re: Scale to meet demand?

Cf. the British winter and snow ploughs.

‪There's a ransom-free fix for WannaCry‬pt. Oh snap, you've rebooted your XP box

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It's possible to ask that memory not to be swapped, e.g. because you are going to store passwords. Whether the virus did this is another matter.

The real battle of Android's future – who controls the updates

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@Charles 9

Maybe, then, they need to be forced to provide a software version of ACPI. Or, at least, a common set of low level routines. I don't know what's the right level: provide routines to alter the state of the I2C bus directly, or routines to read and write whole bytes, or routines to read and write chunks of data.

But it doesn't seem beyond the wit of Google to create a reasonable abstraction layer. We would could call it the Android basic input/output system. The problem is political, not technical.

Flying robots are great... until they meet flying humans, anyway

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Re: Rooftop delivery

"You don't want Joe from accounts popping up onto the roof on 33rd floor for a parcel and being blown off the building..."

As tragic as it is to lose a human life, I think we can all agree Joe from accounts had it coming.

Vigorous tiny vibrations help our universe swell, say particle boffins

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Re: OK, i'll ask the obvious.

I'd look above at the answers to Thomas K. But basically, the analogy of expanding balloon is crap.

Let's try a different analogy. Suppose you're numbering the lines of a computer program. You don't want to run out of numbers so you make the first one line number 0 and the last one line number 1, and the lines inbetween are 0.25, 0.5 and 0.75. If you need to insert a line between x1=0.25 and x2=0.5 you can always use 0.375 so there is always a line number available. But if you count lines after the insert you will find that instead of x1 and x2 being next to each other, they now have one line apart. And as we carry on editing they might end up with two or three lines between them -- so they're moving apart; they're expanding.

That's closer to what's happening. Space isn't expanding, but extra places are appearing between matter. And, who knows, a quantum theory of gravity may show space is literally being pulled out of the quantum foam.

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Re: Nassim Herriman

I hadn't heard of him. A quick google, found this.

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Re: Why?

"The question should rather be: why are the oscillations contributing more to expansion than to contraction?"

If I've understood everything, it's because the system has positive feedback.The author's explicit answer is "...the expansion outweighs the contraction a little bit due to the weak parametric resonance effect."

Apparently all (harmonically) oscillating systems have a net expansion when the frequency changes (?increases?) slowly. And iff I'm reading the paper right, the change in frequency is due to a change in the distribution of matter and radiation in the universe -- that's the feedback. So it may be the universe has a net expansion because there's a net expansion. But don't quote me on any of that.

They also say the net expansion would be zero if a cutoff related to the "micro structure of spacetime" reached infinity but they don't relate that cutoff to oscillations. However cutoffs are physicist speak for the "answer is in the unified theory of quantum gravity but won't bother us if we steer clear of black holes and big bangs".

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Preprint. I've not had time to skim it yet.

Do we need Windows patch legislation?

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Re: Phoenix company solution ...

Bonus points if the legislation leaves open-source authors with the liability of fixing their software. (Although figuring out who to sue in a project with lots of contributors could be fun, particularly when the bug arises from interactions between patches.)

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Re: RE: Do we need Windows patch legislation?

the Linux API is far more stable than the Windows API has ever been....applications will continue to run despite upgrades while MS has clearly regarded using an incompatible API in each new Windows version as a marketing tool....I'm running C code that I last compiled in 2005 and that 'just ran' until last March...In March I moved from 32bit PAE kernels to X86-64 kernels and this did require my C code to be recompiled, but that was only to be expected.

I'm running 32 bit Windows code I last compiled under WIN 95 OSR 92 in the late 90s. (Borland C++) No need to even recompile when I switched to 64 bit OS.

Windows driver APIs have changed a lot and I'm not sure how far back Direct X compatibility goes. But bog standard Win32 API has been fairly tightly conserved.

Shadow Brokers resurface, offer to sell fresh 'wine of month' club exploits

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"Why don't those clowns at the NSA release the exploits to the companies to fix?"

Maybe that's what TheShadowBrokers are hoping for? They only claim to have 75% of the NSA's exploits. Obviously the NSA want to hang on to the remaining 25%, but they probably don't know which exploits they are.

But perhaps TheShadowBrokers don't even have 75%. Perhaps they have just enough to keep up the illusion and are trying to bluff the NSA into revealing all their exploits. In which case, go Liara!

WannaCrypt outbreak contained as hunt for masterminds kicks in

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Re: criminality?

"Would he suggest not-buying antibiotics to pay for more nurses?"

I think he's been doing it the other way round: buying the drugs but increasing the workloads of nurses to the point where patients aren't getting fed or are developing bed sores.

"Or reducing ward hygiene?"

Yup, that seems to have been going on as well.

And we haven't talked about patients on trolleys and the increases in waiting times. (That's probably where it would have ended up: increased waiting times.)

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Re: Intel

"Even identifying vulnerable machines will be quite a challenge."

To be vulnerable a machine has to have been specifically set up by an administrator, and vulnerable machines can be found by a portscan.

Patching or disabling look less work than gluing up the port and installing a new NIC.

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Re: criminality?

But where would that money have come from? Fewer nurses? Fewer expensive drugs? Less capital expenditure? "Efficiency savings?" Because the department of Health wouldn't have got any more money. For that blame Osborne and the Daily Heil.

DeX Station: Samsung's Windows-killer is ready for prime time

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Re: Why would you need a dock?

"A dock adds a lot of convenience. "

£129 worth of convenience?