* Posts by Brewster's Angle Grinder

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AI models just love escalating conflict to all-out nuclear war

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Re: Dumbf*cks!

Did we learn from the last one's mistakes...?

Still no love for JPEG XL: Browser maker love-in snubs next-gen image format

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0. The routine to do the actual conversion has to be WASM.

1a. Do the conversion, on the fly, in a service worker. So the page requests `./image.jxl?convert=jpg` and the service worker hooks this and converts it into jpeg. This is the best solution, modulo service workers not being well fitted for this kind of filtering.

1b. Fetch the binary data on the UI thread, convert it into a format recognised by the browser, then put it in a `Blob` and use `URL.createObjectURL()`. You can still use ordinary `img` - you just have to update the `src` based on some agreed strategy. (We put canvas rendered stuff into images in a similar way.) If you want it in CSS, it's possible to enumerate the style sheets and find the URLs and replace them.

In my opinion, the performance hit is probably not worth it. And the more images you have (i.e. the closer you are to a setup where bandwidth/storage gains are significant) the bigger the performance hits become. But it can be layered in to existing setups.

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Can you guarantee that if it becomes a big, juicy target, and Micros~1 find themselves repeatedly missing revenue targets? It looks a long shot, but I'd be cagey about it, if I had pockets cagey enough to be picked.

Web devs fear Apple's iOS shakeup for Europe will be a nightmare for support

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Re: Safari Is An Albatross Around The Necks Of Web Developers

It's nowhere near as bad as they used to be*. And becoming harder and harder to find gaps. Speculation is the EU's decision has driven the sudden burst of conformance.

The bigger annoyance is that old phones are stranded on old versions of Safari. But, I guess, you'll soon be able to recommend people with outdated iOS switch to Chrome. (Yay, who doesn't want Browser recommendations?)

* Of the cases you list: they now actually support WebGL 2. `EventTarget` `passive` is all that seems to be missing and is a performance hack - if they think their platform doesn't need it, fair enough. I'm genuinely uncertain about whether `requestIdle` is a worthwhile API; better to use a separate thread?

ICANN proposes creating .INTERNAL domain to do the same job as 192.168.x.x

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Re: "DNS, however, can't prevent internal use of ad hoc TLDs"

Fair enough, I was being sloppy with my terminology. The point I was trying to make is that the DNS systems will be set up to treat it as special and stop it at the edge of an organisation in the way they won't for other domains.

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Re: "DNS, however, can't prevent internal use of ad hoc TLDs"

At the moment, a request for somewhere.internal could end up at the root servers. Once this proposal goes through, AIUI, that will stop being the case and resolver libraries will stop forwarding it.

We put salt in our tea so you don't have to

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Down South: even the water's hard.

Last time I checked, you could get your entire RDA of calcium from 7.5l of tap water. Which, I guess, is why people bottle it up and sell it as mineral water.

Asda's delayed SAP migration forces extension to Walmart's backend support contract

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Re: SAP rollout delayed

I think you've missed the third "80%"s in there, and possibly the fourth....

White goods giant fires legal threats to unplug open source plugin

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I hope they can stand up those claims with numbers and it's not that AWS is costing more than they thought and somebody's gone, "Shit, what do we do?! Lets tell management it's this little guy and his handful of users!"

IT consultant fined for daring to expose shoddy security

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In English courts, that wouldn't be double-jeopardy but the normal appeals process. The superior will have told the junior court in made "an error in law", and sent the case back to reevaluate the facts using the "correct law" as determined by the superior court.

Working from home never looked better: Leopard stalks around Infosys and TCS campuses

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Re: any fashion house

A chance to revisit one of the all time great cartoons: 'Fortunately, I was wearing my armour.'

Musk claims that venting liquid oxygen caused Starship explosion

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Re: Its a Test

Yeah, but they saved 2mm (and 100g) on the exhaust pipe...

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Re: Its a Test

In fairness, I've done that plenty of times myself - albeit on a smaller scale. "Ahhh, so that's why it's done like that."

In my defence, the reasons weren't always explained to me. (Or I hadn't understood the situation properly.) And figuring out the reasons for this "common knowledge" has proved valuable; as has discovering the times "common knowledge" was completely wrong.

How governments become addicted to suppliers like Fujitsu

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Re: Corruption

"Any large website has to cope with "thousands of terminals", all different, all configured by someone else..."

Realistically, they're running Chrome (or a derivative which for all intents and purposes behaves like Chrome) or Safari or Firefox. Apple can't keep Safari users on the same version, but the other two keep their users current. So you're looking at a handful of configurations - not thousands. The browser does all the work sorting out the user's configuration.

SpaceX snaps back at US labor board's complaint, calling it 'unconstitutional'

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Stare decisis went out the window when Roe vs Wade was overturned. These judges are now unelected legislators.

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Not a case you'd file if you thought you were likely to win the argument on it's merits.

That said, I recognise it's part of a widespread drive to declare every U.S. regulator unconstitutional. "I'm rich. There should be no constraint on my action or my ability to make more money."

Why do IT projects like the UK's scandal-hit Post Office Horizon end in disaster?

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Here's the current executive chair of HS2 talking to the Transport Select Committee this week:

There are four reasons why the cost is more than what has been budgeted for. The first is that the cost estimate in the first place and the budget that was set in the first place were too low, in my opinion....Secondly, there have been some changes to scope. Thirdly, there definitely has been some poor delivery on our point. And fourthly there’s inflation,...

....It is worth remembering that between 2010, when the then Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, initially launched HS2, and 2019, when the current budget was set, the scope of HS2 was changed significantly by a whole series of Ministers. Much more of it was put through tunnels, which cost a lot more than putting it through cuttings, for example. There have been a whole series of scope changes. Yes, it is true we have not delivered in the way we said we would do.

...The Government and the company decided to let cost-plus contracts, where 99% of the financial risk is with the Government and only 1% is with the contractor, which is extraordinary. That was well before my time, but my understanding is that it was done in order to get these contracts away because they were so huge. This is the civil engineering contracts, not the station contracts.

If you're interested in researching the anatomy of a government cock up, it's well worth reading (or hearing) all of it.

OpenAI: 'Impossible to train today’s leading AI models without using copyrighted materials'

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Re: Inspiring

I think we call that fan fiction. Okay, it take more than a few days to appear. But, given sufficient time, the position stands.

We already have a culture that values authenticity. NFTs took this to an absurd level. But what makes the Mona Lisa valuable is not the image itself, but that it was painted by Da Vinci. (Witness the recent shenanigans over Salvator Mundi. It's value is tied to it being authentic rather than being one of the many copies of the lost original.)

So do you want to read the completion of Games Of Thrones by an AI, or wait for George R.R. Martin - even if (as a time traveller) I tell you the AI one is better than what will finally emerge?

Road to Removal: A blueprint for yanking billions of tons of CO2 out of our atmosphere

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Re: Rik, you're just trolling us now

If trees can do CCS as a side-effect of living, you'd think humanity could match or improve on it when we put our collective heads together. Plants, for example, need water and are vulnerable to pests. If we can do solar-powered CCS without water, then we do it in the desert.

Tesla's latest Autopilot safety patch hits 1.6M Chinese vehicles

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The constant Tesla software updates make sense now we've seen how Musk handles Twitter.

SpaceX accused of firing employees critical of free speech fan Elon Musk

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Re: Don't get this confused with free speech.

"On the other hand, if I say publicly "My boss is an asshole and should resign"... well, expect consequences."

And, on the other, other hand, congress can still make laws saying "You can't be fired for calling your boss an asshole, when he patently is one." IANAL, but that appears to be what has happened and us the right they are trying to exercise. The courts will determine if that is the case.

Brain boffins think they've found the data format we use to store images as memories

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Re: What about the people who can't visualize?

It takes me a lot of concentration to visualise. I can often only manage a facet of an image. If I stop actively concentrating it disappears. And its very noisy. Occasionally, often on the edge of sleep, I can remember something with the clarity of a photo; as if I was looking at it with my eyes. And it just stays there effortlessly. Stressful situations also create a snapshot image that I can recall eidetically, too, unfortunately.

But for counting sheep, for example: all I can manage is a nondescript lump arcing though the background noise. Anything more than that, requires too much concentration. (I can't, apparently, visualise a whole sheep, even with maximum concentration.) And I couldn't visualise friends and family well enough to draw them. Or even answer simple questions like - were they wearing glasses. Although I have no trouble recognising people.

Contrast this with bloody earworms: where it feels I can recall a piece of music as if I was listening to it live, and with enough fidelity to transcribe non-melodic parts.

What comes after open source? Bruce Perens is working on it

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Re: It ain't going to work

Then I guess the question is how badly will it be gamed? Once people are gaming it to the max will it still be better than the present system?

Or will it need to be constantly managed and adjusted to eliminate "innovative" loopholes. And if so, who will do that and with what powers?

Nearly a million non-profit donors' details left exposed in unsecured database

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Hands up anybody who's details haven't been exposed by some leak somewhere.

Ofcom proposes ban on UK telcos making 'inflation-linked' price hikes mid-contract

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Sure they'll price it in. But they might price it wrong. (Would they have priced in 10% inflation before Ukraine was invaded?) And its makes then compete up front.

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Re: Shocked, of Hamel Hampsted

"In truth, the general principle of raising prices by the current CPI does make sense to me;..."

First, it should be RPI, not CPI.

Second, if everybody, everywhere does that with their prices, then "inflation" is locked in. (Or, more likely, spirals upwards.) This is supposed to be a market; they are supposed to compete. If it's a conveyor belt inflation rise with prices much of a much, we might as well have a national, not-for-profit provider.

Epic decision sees jury find Google's Play store is illegal monopoly

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Do we leave Microsoft in charge of Chrome development?

As far as I can see, advertising on search pays for most of what Google does. Split from that, I'm not sure how many of its other services are viable.

Elon Musk's xAI wants $1B cash infusion in exchange for equity shares

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One born every minute.

AI companies, I mean; not investors eager to give their money to a fool. One of them is born every second.

Revival of Medley/Interlisp: Elegant weapon for a more civilized age sharpened up again

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Re: Obligatory XKCD

Parentheses are for wimps. Real masters do not need them. They use the FORTH.

IBM-led advertising X-odus gains steam as more flee Musk's platform

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Think of it like a bomb accidentally detonating...

It doesn't matter how rarely an advertiser can appear next to Nazi propaganda. It's only matters that it can happen at all.

OpenAI meltdown: How could Microsoft have let this happen after betting so many billions?

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I've never seen a whole company of O(700) people threaten to resign before.

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Re: At least the world would be safe

The most powerful technology the world has ever seen...

...used to tell you to stop using the passive voice and add an extra adjective.

OpenAI CEO Sam Altman's ejection sparks theories as odd as some ChatGPT output

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"For some reason, I keep confusing him with Sam Bankman in my head"

I'm the same. They're the Sam Men.

Wish you could sing like Charli XCX or possess any musical talent? YouTube AI might make that happen

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Re: Who?

Most Brits will have heard Sia's Breath Me (possibly without the lyrics) even if you've not heard of her. It's been used for so many ad campaigns and shows; it was unavoidable for a while.

Downfall fallout: Intel knew AVX chips were insecure and did nothing, lawsuit claims

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As I follow this, they were told about the flaw in 2018. They could have issued the performance-hitting microcode fix then.

What seems to have happened is they kept schtum until the flaw was exposed again this year. So they're on the hook for five years worth of data leaks which might have been going on and which they could have stopped. And for not being upfront to buyers about the problem.

UK may demand tech world tell it about upcoming security features

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Re: One time pad - with a twist

I didn't downvote. But OTP-fanatics are the crypto-equivalent of gold bugs.

YouTube cares less for your privacy than its revenues

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Re: Nail, meet head!

I agree about the usefulness of specialist ads back in the day. But that was before Google. These days, if you want to buy something, you don't flick through the ads in a magazine, you hit the big G and your favourite ecommerce sites. Maybe your signed up for sites and they email you special offers.

Trademark fight: Brit biz Threads has a teeny tiny problem with Meta's Threads

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But Sky are many orders of magnitude bigger than these guys.

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Good luck, you'll need it!

Mars' iron core surrounded by molten rock, seismic studies show

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You need energy to sustain a magnetic field. That energy has run out. Somebody needs to give Mars a vigorous shake to get it running again.

Millions of smart meters will brick it when 2G and 3G turns off

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Re: Meter made...

I like the postie tie up. That has legs (in shorts).

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My new patented smart meter design:

Wire a USB charger into the mains, then plug in a mobile phone pointing at the existing meter. It can be periodically woken up to take photos of the meter which can be OCR'd into the database. If anything breaks, the phone can be unplugged and replaced. Even a user could do it.

If the user needs a remote reading, they can log into their supplier's account.

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The business case was as robust as that for HS2. Perhaps it was worthwhile doing on its own account, but the savings were illusory.

Windows 11: The number you have dialed has been disconnected

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I thought Micros~1 had worked this out with Windows 10. They promised it would be the last version. And then they changed their minds...

Apple finds another use for USB-C – a cheaper Pencil

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"...despite decades of prior art"

Pencil? Art? I see what you did there...

X marks the bot: Musk thinks spammers won't pay $1 a year

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Re: Thanks for the belly laugh, I needed that

The idea mutated into a computational "proof of work" so that computational costs which would be manageable for legitimate users would be huge for spammers. And that, in turn, mutated into bitcoin. And the rest, as they say, is spam.

Can open source be saved from the EU's Cyber Resilience Act?

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Re: “… that program you wrote in 2019”

"...but they've given me things of nominal value as unsolicited thank..."

He was remunerated for his work. It doesn't have to be cash; benefits in kind count. (And it should have been declared on a tax return.)

Birmingham set to miss deadline to make Oracle disaster 'safe and compliant'

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Re: We've been struck by an iceberg

Which way is "ahead"...?

(That's pretty much the situation they're in, by the sounds of it. What a mess.)

Twitter further restricts free tier with option to limit replies to verified accounts

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Re: X Management visualised…

That wasn't what I was suggesting. I was just thinking of problems like this. Surely there's got to be a few in there? (Now imagine a fire like that where they were mostly electric...)

But maybe, paradoxically, the fire was big enough that everything has been properly toasted and all the energy has been liberated.

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Re: X Management visualised…

On a related note, how many electric cars do we think were in there? And how much of a problem will their batteries continue to cause?